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Star Magazine is spreading a rumor that Kiki Dunst is knocked up. What’s their reasoning? They claim that she has been sporting a baby bump on the set of Spider-Man 3 and that she’s “wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming”.
I can clear this up. She wears baggy clothes to cover up her slimy ass. She orders big boxes of chocolates to dip in her marshmallow body. She complains, because she’s Kiki Dunst! That’s what she does!
Parasite Hilton took the day off from teaching Britney Spears how to pose with her legs opened and conducted some business at her local Kinko’s. She spent an hour making copies and going on the internet. What kind of business does she need to do? She was probably photocopying her holes and emailing them to the blogs. I mean she has to top Britney.
Taco Bell is offering you a lifetime of tacos if you give them a Playstation 3. The holiday’s most wanted gift is currently being offered on eBay for around 1800 clams. The chain wants to donate the game consoles to the Stanton Teen Center of the Boys & Girls Club. Yeah, right…you know the President wants them for his mistress’ kids.
The lifetime of Taco Bell food is actually the equivalent of $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks. That can buy you a lot of tacos, but I’m sure your ass will blow up before you consume that many.
If you’re interested e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org by December 1st.