I Don’t Think Aretha Franklin Wants Jennifer Hudson to Play Her

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Aretha Franklin has confirmed that she’s in talks with several studios about a biopic of her life story. Aretha also said that Jennifer Hudson was in talks to play her and I don’t think she’s really loving it. Access Hollywood asked Aretha about the Oscar-winner playing her and she sort of didn’t answer the question.

Aretha said, “The producers want to know how I feel about it, about her playing me. What I’d like to see is three different people playing me. Perhaps someone playing me from the age of 25 to about 40 and then someone else beyond that.”

They are going to need 3 people to play just one of her, because homegirl is large!

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We Already Know He Looks Dead…

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Everyone in the Universe has already said that Marc Anthony looks dead, so I will say..he looks half-dead. He is cracking a smile, right? Marc and JLo attended ShoWest in Las Vegas last night to sell their movie “El Cantante.” The film is about….who cares it’s not like you’re going to see it until it’s on late-night local TV.

Is JLo wearing those mink eyelashes again?

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She’s More of a Coke Girl

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Former Pepsi spokeswhore, Britney Spears, is addicted to coke. Coca-Cola to be exact. Star Magazine reports that she drinks up to 24-cans of the sugary drink every single day. That’s a coke every hour.

Perhaps all this sugar is giving Brit a grumpy attitude. Sources say that she’s been a real pain in rehab.

“She’s been very demanding; acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants! She refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid! She’s asking for this and that, special food, special everything … and she’s not that nice to anyone.”

24 cans a day?! BLECH! I bet you if she stopped that crap, she’d lose tons of weight. Disgusting.

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Isn’t That Called a Bidet?

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Will Smith is proud of the new toilet he had installed into the home he shares with his kids and wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. His new toilet will save him a boat load on toilet paper.

In the interview he said, “They’ve installed these toilets from Japan. They’re paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull’s eye perfectly. It cleans and then dries you. It is just water and then air.”

It’s a toilet and bidet in one! Why am I writing about this? God, this is lame. That being said, a toilet that tosses your salad is fine by me!

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Do Not Pose With Michelle Pfeiffer

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Unless you want to look utterly average, don’t pose next to Michelle Pfeiffer. Look at her. She’s still really, really hot. It’s unfortunate that she chose to take part in “Hairspray” the movie. The film-to-stage-to-film had a special presentation at ShoWest in Las Vegas last night. ShoWest is a sort of convention where the stars come out and push their movies to movie theater owners.

“Hairspray” stars John Travolta (still with a fugly wig), Queen Latfiah and newcomer Nicole Blonsky joined Michelle.

It’s going to suck.

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Heather Mills Pig Farm Break-In

March 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Heather Mills could be in trouble for breaking into a pig farm and rescuing Posh Beckham. No…she was there with the vegetarian group Viva! to expose the poor conditions the pigs live in.

The farm owner now says that his pigs grew sick, because Heather is a rotten person. ACTUALLY, he claims they grew sick because of diseases brought onto his property by the campaigners. He is fixing to take legal action against the group and Heather.

The group doesn’t like the crates the pigs are stored in. The farrowing crates are narrow pens used to house sows while they give birth and nurture their piglets. The group wants them outlawed.

Heather says they disinfected themselves before going in and they did nothing wrong.

Free the pigs and put Heather in the crates instead!!! That reminds me…my bacon is burning!

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