Does This Ho Ever Stay Home?

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan was out again last night. This is like the 1,367,894th time in a row she’s been out. She attended the Genetic Denim One-Year Party in Los Angeles. I mean she looks fine, but I think everyone is getting sick of seeing her coke-face. She wonders why there are rumors about her drug use and it’s because she’s going out every night, saying ridic things. Like the other night she was asked what she thought about the Brit/KFed divorce. She said:

“I didn’t even know that, actually … It’s none of my business … I really don’t care.”

Yeah, I guess crack dens don’t have internet.

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Brit Brit is Miami Bound

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Britney Spears had a late night in NYC recording tracks for her new album. She left Sony Music at around 5:30 this morning and is said to be headed to Miami. She is working on her first album since 2003’s In the Zone. Pharrell Williams confirmed that he’s working on some tracks with Brit.

The album is tentatively titled “The Awesomest CD Ever.” Not really, but she wishes she could call it that.

She will spend the weekend in Miami. Fantastic! Just put away your wonky breasts already. We get it…you’re BACK and you’re HOT and you’re single. Blah, Blah, Blah!



At Least KFed Has One Friend

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

KFed’s first baby mama, Shar Jackson, is speaking out in favor of her ex. Yes, he cheated on her ass with Britney Spears and left her when she was pregnant, but Shar has forgiven and forgotten. Well, she’s forgiven and forgotten for the face of publicity.

She said this about Kevin, “He’s such a nice guy. He’s made some mistakes, but everybody else doesn’t have the whole world pointing their finger at their mistakes.”

If he’s so wonderful than take him back, you dumb cow. Actually, Shar and Kfed belong together. Both are pieces of trash that only care about publicity. Whatever happened to this ho’s reality show anyway?


Pamela Anderson Loses Baby

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson’s spokesperson has confirmed to Us Weekly that she was pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby, but suffered a miscarriage. There were rumors that she was knocked up and I guess those rumors were true.

A source said that she was in early stages of pregnancy and didn’t have any complications. She didn’t go to the hospital to be treated; a doctor came to her on the set of her movie in Vancouver. The source went on to say that they think stress and her rigorous schedule was the cause of their loss.

Maybe Denise Richards threw a laptop at her ass and that caused her to lose the baby? We’re sorry Pam…you’ll have eleventy more!

Only 7 More Days Until the TomKat Wedding!

November 10, 2006 / Posted by:

The Wedding event of the um…of the…day will take place next week in Italy. TomKat will be joined in the eyes of Aliens everywhere as the official couple of crazy. They attended The Black Ball to benefit Children Alive in NYC last night. The event was hosted by Iman and brought out TomKat, Gayle “I Screw Oprah” King, Alicia Keys, Anne Hathaway, Valentino and many more.

Looks like Tom got a blow out. They really make an akward couple. You know Tom is asking Gayle how on Earth she conducts a gay relationship without anybody finding out.

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