Is Sheryl Crow giving her Posh Spice costume a test run? No, she’s coming back from a L.A. tanning salon looking like they left her the oven too long. Who the hell did her mystic? Stevie Wonder?
New tits for Ivanka? – Egotastic!
Robin from The Real World is such trash – IDLYITW
Scarlett is the belle of the ball – Just Jared
Brooke Hogan needs to take a time out – Hollywood Rag
Asshole Simpson gets sketchy – Mollygood
Parasite’s fake apology – Popsugar
Let’s hope Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are making a porn – Hollywood Tuna
Faux rockers can’t even get drunk right – I’m Not Obsessed
When animal prints attack – A Socialite’s Life
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Kate Moss boozed away at the Moet & Chandon Fashion party last night. She brought Pete Doherty along and the were beautiful disasters. They are wearing fancy clothes, but look like two bums. There were rumors that Kate was knocked up and who knows? She would be the type to drink for two.
She said, “I’m happiest when I’m just sitting. I recently went to a redwood forest with a friend and went on a hike. It was the most fun I’ve ever had.”
Blissing out….ahhh…The redwood forest was fun, because they probably did rails and rails off of each other’s chochas. I mean what the hell is she talking about? Drugs have gone and killed all of her brain cells. Her thoughts consist of rainbows, forests and magic kingdoms. Bitch needs a blood drain.
By the way…I hate to say it, but homegirl has been looking on the hot side these days. These pics are from the Hollywood Awards two nights ago.
Tommy Lee loves making out, period. So it’s no surprise that last night at Frankie J’s album release party in Hollywood he stuck his other disease stick down bandmate, Lukas Rossi. During their session, Lukas even went in for a feel and revealed Tommy’s much inked-up stomach. Usually, this kind of thing is hot to me…but not these two. Tommy probably thought he was making out with Tila Tequila.
Heather reportedly claimed that Paul McCartney refused to let her have a bedpan near their bed, so she had to crawl to the toiler in the middle of the night. Kate Moss calls this bullshit.
A source close to Kate said, “Kate reassured Stella (McCartney) that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around. She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”
Like a gazelle! Jesus, I love Kate Moss. Kate has been telling everyone what a damn liar Heather is.