BritneySpears.com is now taking your well wishes and messages for Brit Brit while she’s in rehab. Most of the messages posted look like they were written by Britney’s team. I mean people are telling her to keep dreaming and stupid crap like that.
I submitted a message, but I’m sure once it is “reviewed” it won’t make it to the front page. Oh well!!! I won’t repeat it here since it’s between the shaved Princess and me.
Go to her website to leave your own drop of inspiration.
It doesn’t make to entertain me. Just send me videos of cats attacking reporters and my week is complete. This video features Kathleen Cochrane of Fox News in Cleveland, Ohio doing some story on cat abuse. Ironically, she’s the one that gets abused when this HOTASS cat scratches her face! Dumb ho starts crying!
UPDATE – Here’s the follow-up where Kathleen claims she wasn’t crying. What a liar ass. She goes on to make herself look like the victim. That cat is my million dollar baby! (Thanks Ross)
Deja vu? I feel like I’ve seen her like this a zillion times! Visit Maxim to see more pictures of Dlisted’s favorite methface!
Another stupid Top Model shoot, but Brittany is SO HOT – Drunken Stepfather
Halle Berry was homeless – DIC
Nicole Richie might be addicted to pills – Celebitchy
How many times a day does Mischa Barton’s dog need a walk? – The Bastardly
Heather Mills is pissing off the UK police – SOW
Wedding bells for Uma Thurman? – INO
Britney’s new dude speaks out, but doesn’t say much – ICYDK
Blogs from left to right are calling this bag the ugliest ever. The Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Bag is also one of the most expensive at $45,000. It’s apparently already sold out. LV only made a couple of dozen of the fugly thing and they’ve already been paid for and delivered. Let me guess…an Olsen, a Hilton and a Lohan?
When the bag hit Paris runways last fall, critics called it “Frankenstein’s monster.”
Fake ones are already springing up! All you have to do is go to Chinatown and buy several fake ones and put them together, but why? It would still be hideous. No self-respecting bag lady would even carry this crap.
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Not surprisingly, Sanjaya was NOT voted out of “American Idol” last night. It was surprising that he made the bottom 3. I really thought this dude was at the top of the list. Brandon Rogers was voted out. It’s not right, but it’s okay.
I’ve changed my mind about Sanjaya. I want him to stay. His days are numbered, but he’s really hot. He represents the little homo in all of us. We must keep him just for the hair alone. He is the voice of an angel, a beautiful homo angel.
If he leaves, who else do we have to make fun of? Everyone is else is a damn bore. Sanjaya keeps us talking. Vote for this bitch.
Also, if you need a gorgeous and hypnotic morning serenade..here’s Sanjaya doing “Aint No Mountain High Enough!”