Take Ten Years Off

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Angelina Jolie will take a year off from making movies to spend time with her family. Angie told reporters in Cannes that she will take time off after completing her current movie.
She said, "I'm working this summer. I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months. And then I take a year off." 
Take ten! Go ahead live a little,  Angie. Actually, it's Brad Pitt that needs the time off. Homegirl needs like a 25-day nap followed by a deep tissue massage. He looks used and overworked. Angie's hypnotic vagina is finally taking its toll on him!
Brangelina and company will stay in Cannes for a few more days when Brad will walk the carpet for Ocean's 45 or whatever they are up to now.
Source: People

Rose McGowan Better Not Get Barbarella!!!!

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
That hunk of man, Robert Rodriguez, has signed to direct a remake of the cult-classic Barbarella. The original version starred Jane Fonda as a hot space chick battling alien hos and shit. The screenwriters of "Casino Royale" are currently updating the script.
Robert said, "I love this iconic character and all that she represents, and I'm truly excited by the challenge of inviting a new audience into her universe."
Rob is currently banging Rose McGowan who he left his wife for. He better not pull a Tim Burton and put that cokehead in it! Bitch can't act and she needs medical attention STAT, because her face is falling off.
There are only 3 women qualified to play this iconic character: CoCo, Jordan or Jodie Marsh. If he casts one of those he will be guaranteed an Oscar nomination or is it he will be guaranteed a blow job? Not sure.
Source: Coming Soon
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Laying It On THICK

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Parasite Hilton made sure she was photographed holding two books in her hand: the bible and a self-help book called "The Power of Now." Notice that these books could have easily fit in her purse. DUMB WHORE! What's even better is that she has her scrawn-ass nipples out while holding the Bible. Jesus is not buying it Paris! He blackberried me this morning to tell me.
Some dude dressed up as a penis followed Paris around yesterday which was kind of hot. She was later found trying to mount it.  

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