Tom Cruise Smells

December 1, 2006 / Posted by:

Two things about TomKat. First, they had to cut short their honeymoon in the Maldives due to weather. Yeah, the Gods aren’t happy about their union. Second thing is that their new home in the UK smells. Tom bought some mansion for $5 million and they can’t move in, cause it smells like caca.

Monsters and Critics reports:

The stench has been caused by Tom and Katie’s neighbors at Dormans Park village emptying their cesspools and garden drains. Neighbor Emma Tanning told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “The pond is absolutely putrid when the cesspits are being emptied. If Tom moves in before the work is completed it won’t be smelling very pretty. I don’t think Katie will be happy.” The works are expected to carry into the New Year.

Neighbors sewage my ass! You know on a visit, Tom farted and all the backed up jizz came out!

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House of KFed?

December 1, 2006 / Posted by:

Us Weekly is reporting that producers of the trainwreck that is “House of Carters” are developing a reality show for Britney Spears‘ ex.

Executive producer Kenneth Crear said, “It’s true. We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him.”

Kenneth said they are speaking to two networks. The show will follow KFed as he begins his new life as a busboy at IHOP. Ok, I made that up. Since when is Nick Carter trustworthy and real? Um….more like insane and puffy!

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Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess…

December 1, 2006 / Posted by:

This Hollywood A-list celebrity isn’t exactly known for her sanity, but now she’s started stalking actors from movies she likes. Russell Crowe has been one of her victims. Smells like she’s trying to get under celebrities’ skins?

Courtney Love

We may be about to get a load of information about one celebrity couple’s bedtime stories. A nanny has a six-figure deal with a tabloid, unless her silence gets bought off first. Separate bedrooms is one of her revelations.

TomKat?

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