She Would Buy Baby Crocs

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling and her fug-ass thing, Dean McDermott, checked out some baby crocs in California at Babies R’ Us the other day. Tori is due in early Spring. Ugh, she would buy crocs. Can we please just stop it with the crocs! Please!!! I mean, haven’t children of the world suffered enough?! Source

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One-Legged Heather Mills Kicked This Woman?

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Emma Levy was at a Starbucks in England when she spotted Heather Mills chatting with a mysterious man. She decided to whip out her cellphone and take a picture. When she did so, Heather flipped out. Emma claims that Heather then kicked her ass with her fake leg! That’s kind of hot.

Emma said, “Heather came in looking glamorous in a cowboy hat, brown polo neck jumper, skintight jeans and boots. She sat down with a man and they were drinking coffee. I took out my mobile and tried to take her picture. She jumped up, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me towards the door. She lashed out with her left leg, kicking me in the bum. I have a big bruise.”

Heather’s spokesperson said that she was meeting with her lawyer and taking private notes when Emma took her picture. Emma has confessed that she was thinking of selling the photos to make the cash. Apparently, the entire place started cheering for Heather when she started to beat her with her fake leg.

Getting beaten with a fake leg is the new black. I mean, how hot is that to get your ass kicked by a one-legged troll? In other news, she apparently wants four houses in her divorce to Paul McCartney! This bitch is crazy.

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Did Tyrese Punch His Pregnant Girlfriend in the Stomach?!

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that actor/singer, Tyrese, apparently punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach after a fight today. Police are currently conducting an investigation. The incident apparently took place at 5:30 in the morning at the Los Angeles home of the couple. They got into a fight and he punched her twice in the stomach. She’s five-months pregnant. He then took off right before paramedics and the coppers arrived.

It’s like that? Damn, that isn’t cute. It’s one thing to slap a ho in the face when she’s knocked up, but punching her in the stomach? That kind of means you want her unborn child to meet his maker early. I used to like his ass….

The “Who Cares?” News

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

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Shanna Moakler is tappin’ this ass – TMZ

Megan Mullally gets canned, not surprisingly – AP

Britney’s manager says she’s just having a rocky moment, by rocky he means “lots of coke and cheap strippers” – ICYDK

Tara Connor may pose for Playboy….perfect – SOW

The blonde chick from Lost splits up with her husband – INO

The Celebrity Big Brother cast…who are these hos?! – The Sun

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They’ll Have to Buy Their Own Hair Products Now

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have called it quits after only a few months together. It was widely rumored that Kate left her husband, Chris Robinson, for the Ellen Degeneres look-a-like. Sources say that the final straw came when Owen cancelled a trip to Australia where Kate is filming.

A source said, “It hurt that Owen didn’t come see her. That’s when she broke it off emotionally.”

She tried again and invited him to spend New Years with her family in Aspen, but he refused again. Owen was busy filming a movie with Wes Anderson in India. Kate has already moved on with sources saying she’s gone out on a date with Damien Rice.

Damn, the pie’s not even cooled and she’s already taking bites out of it. I honestly forgot that Owen and Kate were together. They were THAT boring. I’m more interested in the hairstyle of her son, Ryder.

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Firing Paris Hilton is Probably Better Than Sex

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has been told to gets the steppin’ by a Florida nightclub owner. Fred Khalilian opened two nightclubs called Club Paris in Orlando, FL and Jacksonville, FL in honor of the piece of trash heiress. He has fired her, because she failed to show for scheduled appearances.

Fred said, “She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?” Paris didn’t get off to a good to start. At the opening of her club two years ago, she showed up six hours late. Fred said the club will now be based on the city of Paris and not the whore of Paris. He is holding a contest to find the new face of his nightclub chain.

Paris’ talking turtle, Elliot Mintz, said, “I’m certainly disappointed to learn of Fred’s unfortunate comments. We shall address his statements at the appropriate time.”

I’m surprised that Club Paris is still open? Who the hell would go to a club like that? It should be a crab shack not a club! I’m not even joking.

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