April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Marilyn Manson has called his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, his soulmate and twin. He told a French newspaper:
"I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She's 19 and certainly that's very young, but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
Marilyn is 39. His marriage to Dita Von Teese ended late last year and he said it ended, because she tried to change him. DUH! Anybody with half a brain would try and change that mess.
Evan doesn't try and change him, because that ho doesn't know any better. She's probably with him, because he has good blow and she likes borrowing his high heels. 

Pamela Anderson Swears She’s Hotter Than This

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Pamela Anderson has responded on her blog to these pictures that circulated yesterday. The pictures showed Pam on vacation looking like a straight-up used whore.
She said:
Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) – I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don't get botox – ha!…I'm much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children – I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it's definitely surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face – up you butt – it's crazy – too many tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I'm a semi-retired single mom – hello?

I'm having a great time with my kids always!…nothing new.

Pamela's right and I love her for saying. Who gives an eff that we sit here and say she looks like a dried-up tampon. Pam, you're still a hot ho. Oh and I bet you Paris has google alerts on her skanky self. 

Sanjaya is Maxim’s Girl of the Day

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
You know Haley Skankarcto is pissed! Maxim Men's Magazine has named "American Idol's" Sanjaya Malakar as it's Girl of the Day.
They say:
You've no one but the Devil's lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show's coveted prize as this year's top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it's our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the "ponyhawk," a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
I wouldn't really call him a girl. He's borderline. Come on Maxim! He's not a girl, not yet a woman.

Britney Dumps Larry

April 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears blames her manager, Larry Rudolph, for all her problems. Larry introduced Brit to Paris Hilton and that's where she believes things went downhill. Inside sources say that Brit has fired Larry, but the problem is she signed a multi-year deal with him. Brit has also re-hired her pr whore, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, to help her get rid of Larry.
Blame. Blame. Blame. That's all Britney can really do. While she's at it she should blame SPF and JJ for stressing her out with the pressures of motherhood leading her to booze and drugs. Dumb hick! 

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