Beth Ditto Blames the Gays

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Beth Ditto said that gay dudes are the reason why chicks obsess about being skinny sluts.
She told NME Magazine, "If there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry and want these women as dolls. Men don't know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine, Paris Hilton is part of the machine. There's that thing Paris Hilton said about Lindsay Lohan 'You're poor, ugly and fat.' It's always women who are victims."
The 210lb singer doesn't put Kate Moss into that category though. She says Kate Moss feels her pain. She said, "I spent one night talking to Kate Moss and she said the most amazing things about bodies. I didn't think I was going to like her, but she said, 'Do you know what I hate, Beth? When people tell my big girlfriends, 'You have a beautiful face…' That's a really radical concept."
Beth darling….what Kate meant was "It's a really radical concept, because there's nothing beautiful about big girls! Not even their faces!" That's what Kate really meant, let's be real.
How dare she say that about the gays! Bitch doesn't know her demographic! The gays are the only ones buying her music! I don't agree with her anyway. Donatella Versace anyone? Oh wait, she's a gay man. I stand corrected. 
Thx Jo

Is Marcus Schenkenberg The New Terminator?

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Terminator 4 is going on without Arnold Schwarzenegger. Swedish underwear model Marcus Schenkenberg said on a Dutch talk show that while he was in Cannes he landed 4 movie roles including the new Terminator movie.
Marcus also said that Arnold would have a short cameo in the new movie.
Shooting is expected to begin later this year for a 2009 release. Edward Furlong is in talks to reprise his role.  
Marcus Schenkenberg?! Oh hell no! He's like an Arnold clone almost! Hollywood really sucks at making movies. Jessica Biel should be the name Terminator! She could even wear Arnold's old costume.
That being said I will only approve of this is Marcus plays the whole role nekkid.

Blohan Can Really Pick Em

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Blohan's sometime boyfriend, Calum Best, is really a great influence on her ass. Not only is a womanizer, but sources say he has a coke problem himself. According to The Sun , Calum was recently filmed snorting loads of cocaine and doing sex with two hookers.
The video was taken shortly after his Bahamas vacay with Blohan.
The footage shows Calum doing several lines on a glass table on also on the hooker's body. He lets them both suck him off while he tells them to do another line. 
This piece of work is set to return to Los Angeles to help Blohan recover. YEAH RIGHT! More like to get more money for coke.
Jesus! And what the hell kind of hookers are those? Unprofessional ones! You're not supposed to snort on the job!
Thx Crissy 

Toxic Vomit

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears wrote or should I say, most likely had JJ write, a message on her website yesterday. She said that she's better now…blah…blah…blah. She's learning and growing. You get it.
Anyway, just nights before bitch was puking up toxic crap all over the bathroom floor at Sky Bar. According to Metro UK she got sick in the men's bathroom and told staffers 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Things aren't going well at the moment" before being carried out.
A witness said, "Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had booked a room at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. There was vomit down the front of her dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times.'
Ok, I want to believe this. However, the "witness" said that her wig was hanging off. Isn't bitch wearing a broke-ass weave now? Maybe her weave was hanging out. I don't know. Either way, send this hobag back to Promises as well.
This would be the best reality show EVER! The new season of Bad Girls Club featuring Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at Promises! Promises broken!
Images: Splash
Thx Crissy

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