Vincent Gallo Never Got Enough Attention as a Child

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

A few months ago piece of grease, Vincent Gallo, offered himself for $50,000. He considered this a bargain, because he’s so hot. Well…he’s now upped his price even though nobody took advantage of this deal of a lifetime. He’s now offering himself for $100,000 plus expenses.

He said, “Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José.”

Vincent also advised women interested in this deal to watch his film “The Brown Bunny” where he shows his wang to make sure they can take his girth. In the movie Vincent famously gets serviced by Chloe Sevigny. Dumb ho even swallows his load like the used trash can she is. Click here to see Vincent’s amazing man meat. It’s as appetizing as a rotted Vienna sausage.

Oh and he’s still selling his sperm for $1 million. Please, this caca for brains is just trying to get some attention. By saying “even black girls and red-heads,” he’s obviously trying to start something. That being said, I’d hit it.


Send the Bush Bitches to Iraq!

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

Matt Damon made a statement on Hardball (aired this Monday) that it’s unfair for the President to expect everyone of legal age to go to fight in Iraq and not send his twin daughters. Personally, I think those two pieces of trash should go! They can kill the enemy with their toxic pussies and confuse with their drunken words. Send Laura too! She can easily bore the enemy to surrender!

Goodbye Miss USA

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

Tara Conner, Miss USA test positive for coke and has been thrown out of the Trump apartment she shared with Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe. Donald Trump is expected to make the official announcement early this week that runner-up Tamiko Nash will resume the title and carryout the rest of Miss USA’s reign.

Reports are that officials are upset with Tara’s behavior including hard partying, coke use and making out with Miss Teen USA at NYC night clubs. She’s also being accused of being a damn pass-around-patty bringing home men to their apartment.

That being said, this girl is going to be famous. Vanessa Williams anyone?


Birthday Sluts

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

Milla Jovovich (31)
Giovanni Ribisi (32)
Sean Patrick Thomas (36)
Gregg Araki (47)
Bill Pullman (53)
Eugene Levy (60)
Armin Mueller-Stahl (76)


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