I reported that Heath Ledger and Marshmallow Williams were spotted applying for a marriage license in Brooklyn last week. Their reps at first were mum about the subject, but now are saying they aren’t getting hitched! The two have a daughter named Matidla. For now she will remain a bastard. Just kidding, she’s beautiful?
Their rep said, “No, they’re not”.
Yeah, fun stuff.
Lindsay Lohan’s rep thinks people that blasted her client about her painfully long open letter about the death of Robert Altman need to get a life. Lohan basically went on and on about how heartbroken she was and infamously saying “BE ADEQUATE.”
Her rep said, “It’s enough already. Everybody has got to get a life. People need to get off her back.”
I resent that statement. I do have a life! Take last night for instance. I ate fried chicken with my friend Betty, cocktails with Candice and Parvati and then dancing with Maria Gianni. Yes, they are all TV characters but they are my friends! Um…ok…where do I get one of those “life” things?
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Emily Mortimer (35)
Carol Alt (46)
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Richard Pryor (66)
Woody Allen (71)
Courtney Love hung out on her hotel balcony in London while going over a script and taking several drags of her ciggie. She is dressed in costume for the Russell Brand Show. Oddly enough this is the most normal she’s looked in a long while.