Welcome to Cheeks. Where everyone knows your ass. – randy1

Runners-up:

Four out of five gays recommend Dr. Thong’s Stool Softeners. – NitWitty

Politics: Where are they now?
Senator Larry Craig enjoys “Wide Stance Night” at the Minneapolis airport TGIFridays – Tyroan

“You sure all you guys want to share just one corndog pizza?” – Sweetas

Sandy – The 53-year-old bus driver from Survivor: Tocantins. Below is a clip on why this bitch is a Hot Slut!

Henry Rollins (48)
Prince Michael Jackson (12)
Feist (33)
Robbie Williams (35)
Kelly Hu (41)
Pernilla August (51)
Peter Gabriel (59)
Stockard Channing (65)
Jerry Springer (65)
Carol Lynley (67)
George Segal (75)
Kim Novak (76)

Beth Ditto once again bares her chitty balls on the cover of a magazine and this time it’s for some shit called LOVE. My only question is: Where the eff are her nipples?! Are they camera shy, so they jumped off that bitch? Did the Shar Pei puppy on her back eat them?

The NSFWish version is after the jump and you tell me why they took a Magic Eraser to her nipples. We’re nothing without our nipples! JUMP!!!

VIA ONTD