Nasty Asses, Literally

/ July 30, 2007
The Sun has a couple of old pictures of Britney in a thong from April. The pics were taken just days before crazy B shaved her head. The pics were taken at Club One in NYC with the dancers there.
All I can say is nasty asses all around.
Click here to see the pics! 
Thanks Carlos
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Paula Abdul Is The Greatest Person On Earth

/ July 30, 2007

Will Bravo please renew “Hey Paula” for the next 10,000 years. She seriously is the reason they invented cable.

Paula had a meltUP on the latest episode of her reality show. Paula hears from some hos that she’s going to get a demo for her own radio show. Ok, this is a demo not an actual show.

When she finds out the good news she bursts out into this strange whale call and then starts bawling. I’m surprised her assistant’s mouths are kept so clean from all the shit licking they do. Seriously, I can smell their doody breath from here.

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/ July 30, 2007
That crazy bitch Jenna Elfman has popped out a son and named him Story Elias. He was born July 23rd. Jenna's publicist said that Story already likes "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps."
Mom's boobs?! I know that's meant to be cute, but it's hella skeezy.
This is the first alien child of Xenu for Jenna and her hubby, Bodhi.
Story is probably already promised to Suri Cruise when they are 17. Behold! The first royal couple of Xenu! 
STORY?! Is it wrong that I like this name?  
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ July 30, 2007
The bleach family – Just Jared
Kimbo's sister is actually hot – Hollywood Tuna 
Jennifer Aniston is making East coast moves – Popsugar 
Hayden Pantyairs likes short shorts – Egotastic! 
Jaime Pressly looks like a pirate whore on her bday (NSFW) – DS 
The best movie robotsCityrag 
Brian Austin Green needs to upgrade – IDLYITW 
Britney in a birka ASL 
Amazingly bad special effects – Horny Oyster 
ScarJo should borrow money from Woody AllenHollywood Rag
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