This whole OctoMommy gets crazier and crazier as the days go by. So, the country’s most hated IVF junkie is getting kicked out of the Whittier house she lives in with her band of children, because she hasn’t paid the mortgage in 10-months. The house is owned by her mommy and they owe $24k in back payments. The house could be headed for public auction. Now is your chance to own a piece of OctoMommy!

I know you were cleaning out your guest room dresser drawers to make a place for all of OctoMommy’s million babies to sleep in, but you don’t have to do that anymore. Crazy Baby Lady might have a new lair! A $1.24 million lair to be exact. HA! Please, look up the word “audacity” and you’ll see a picture of a smiling OctoJolie.

TMZ says she looked at a fancy Whittier home today. It has a pool, 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. And I’m pretty sure she’s still receiving public assistance, but she’ll probably use the money from the ten million interviews she’s doing.

Click here to see pictures of Octo’s new baby poop kingdom. And if you live in CA, you might want to take a closer look, since you’re probably paying for some of it. HA! I’m sorry, but I love joking to my mom about that shit. She lives in CA and nearly explodes every time I laugh about it. It’s not laughing matter….But it is! You know how I love a certifiable batshit crazy motherfucker and OctoMommy is the epitome of that. I’d have an Amniotic-tini with her (BARF).

And here’s some pictures of Crazy Baby Lady at the bank yesterday taking out your money.

Fast Food: Shiny Pictures vs. The Real Shit – Urlesque

Throw this fugly ho overboard – Hollywood Tuna

Camilla Belle’s eyebrows are hypnotizing – Egotastic!

Of course the Botox Queen gets the gayest dress – Popsugar

Ginger O’Day is contemplating jumping to her death – Hollywood Rag

This is how I like to see Sienna Miller – Lainey Gossip

Lucy Liu’s got the wonk in a bad way but she’s still hot (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie reads the New York Times. Yup, that’s it – Just Jared

NYC’s legendary Poster Boy at work – Cityrag

Amanda Lepore looks fresher than Dumpster Pam – Towleroad

Lil’ Kim doesn’t even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem.

The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start playing with that shit. And if she hears a loud noise, she’s going to bolt out of that bitch and hide under the nearest bed. CHERYL BURKE is going to sabotage Lil’ Kat by sprinkling cat nip all over the danceflooor. So when you see her rolling around the floor and purring, you know that’s what happened. If Lil’ Kat wins, they should give her a scratching post instead of a trophy. I’m serious.

Here’s some of the rest of the mess cast including Steve-O, Ty Murray, Shawn Johnson, Steve Wozniak, Belinda Carlisle, Jewel, Cunty Richards, Nancy O’Hell and Giles Marini. Of course, they give Mop Head the hottest piece. And I can’t wait to see Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff Ice. It’s going to look like Teddy Ruxpin busting a move with a Bratz doll.

Visit Zap2It to see pictures of the rest of the hos in need a paycheck.

Now I know why Miley Cyrus pays this hooker the big bucks. It’s obviously not for his brains. Although, I’m a little impressed to learn that he can rub his ass crack between a tennis net, grab his crotch and make an “O” face at the same time. Rubbing his nalgas against something is probably the only way he could make a “bust a nut” face. And it grosses me out that I’d hit it, because he’s licking on that hillbilly prostitot’s huge chipmunk teefs. Like The Soup says, “It’s stil a felony!”

And here’s another shot of Gaston from VMAN. He really loves getting butt flossed by that net. I’m sure they went out for cocktails at The Abbey after this shoot.

The drug dealers of Camden will all have to pack up their bad shit and take their act to the suburbs of to St. Lucia, because their main john is not coming back. That’s what The Sun says anyway.

According to sources, 25-year-old (that makes me choke every time) Wino will become the permanent crazy lady of St. Lucia, because she’s looking to buy a house there and make it her home. Daddy Wino has already bought her a house in the London suburb of Hadley Wood. Wino will spend half of her time terrorizing St. Lucia and the other half wreaking havoc on Hadley Wood. (off topic: Hadley Wood sounds like when my abuelita says Hollywood)

A source told The Sun, “She has been drinking and smoking cannabis but is still a million times better than she was in Camden. Her family think the best way to keep her out of trouble is to have a house in the suburbs and a place in the Caribbean where she can totally get away.”

Oh, Wino doesn’t find trouble, trouble finds her. You better believe that crack rocks will magically find a way to grow arms and legs so that they can swim across the ocean and land into Wino’s hands. But seriously, this is a good idea for Wino. Stay in the sun, make love to the bong and bathe those titties in the salty ocean. It’s the bed medicine for life.

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