Afternoon Crumbs

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Who’s that looking gorgeous in Park City? – FlynetOnline

Sundance celebrity chili – Cityrag

Has-beens find schwag heaven at Sundance Mollygood

Surprise! A plastic surgeon guesses Britney Spears has aged about 10 years – ASL

Deja vu…Janet Jackson grabs her nude breasts again – Popbytes

Jessica Biel loves to show off her ASSets – Egotastic!

Do not tell me Kiki Dunst is “canoodling” with Fabrizio Moretti Popsugar

Remote controlled, vibrating panties?! – IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie isn’t a fan of hugs – Hollywood Rag

Posh suits up for Chanel in Paris – Just Jared


Katie in Paris

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes is in paris with BFF, Posh Beckham, to attend the Haute Couture shows. I’m just going to say it quick, so it doesn’t hurt as much. She looks good. There I said it. I said it and I feel ashamed.

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Are Heath and Michelle Secretly Married?

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Last November, a trusty Dlisted reader spotted Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams applying for a marriage license in Brooklyn. Their rep later denied they were planning to get married. The marriage rumors have heated up after Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring. Michelle was also spotted with a bauble on her wedding finger.

The couple live in Brooklyn and have a 1-year-old daughter together. Their rep has not yet confirmed or denied the story.

Yeah, that’s basically it. Exciting, right? So what’s for lunch?



The Christ of Scientology

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise has been labeled the “Chris” of Scientology by leaders of the cult religion. They believe Tom is the one to spread the word about their crazy alien worshipping. He’s been a member for almost 20 years and leader David Miscavige believes Tom will be worshipped like Jesus for his teachings.

A source said, “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.”

If Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ does that make Katie Holmes Mary Magadalene? Well, she is a whore. Let’s go with this whole Tom is Jesus thing. I’ll grab the nails, you grab the cross. Wait, the wooden cross isn’t good enough for Tom. Someone ask Madge if we can borrow her disco ball cross. That seems just right for the Cruise.

Thanks Rikki

The “Who Cares?” News

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

WTF is Tara Reid doing? Who is she doing? – Hollyscoop

Beyonce wants to design cheerleader costumes – ICYDK

Tom Cruise has “The Eye” for Jessica AlbaSOW

Kristie Alley is looking to Oprah’s main fat burner to help her lose more weight – Gabsmash

Peta once again tries to sabatoge JLOINO

Sly Stallone kept his dick in his pants for Rocky Balboa. He still has a dick? – CelebSlam


Leto Loses It

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Jared Leto is at Sundance to promote his John Lennon film, Chapter 27. Witnesses in Sundance say that Jared isn’t being a good boy and actually is acting like a straight-up grouch.

Page Six reports:

When a photographer from WireImage attempted to snap Leto’s picture, the eyeliner- clad cad shouted, “No! No more, bro!” Leto walked out – but not before a “big guy” yanked at his long tresses. Leto “whipped off his hat with earflaps on and stepped up to the guy,” said a spy. “They were yelling at each other.” But no punches were thrown. And though Leto left, he came back a couple hours later to look for the guy. (Leto’s rep didn’t return calls.)

Soooo Emo! Methinks Jared is trying to look as unattractive as possible. I wouldn’t hit that with Paris Hilton’s vag lips.


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