An Easter Wedding for Brangelina?

March 27, 2007 / Posted by:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be so in love with the Dominican Republic that they are planning to make it legal there at Easter times. Brad already has a house there which he designed.
Sources tell OK! Magazine that Brangelina all their 500 kids will travel there in the next 2 weeks.
The source said, : “Pax and Maddox are old enough to be page boys and it’s always been Angie’s dream that this wedding will be a true family affair.”
Brad has said in the past that he won't marry Angelina until everyone (meaning the gays) can get married.
Here's the marriage rumors again! If someone gave me an orphan for everytime I heard Brangelina was getting married, I'd have as many kids as them!  

Wynonna Judd’s Husband Arrested for Touching a Minor!

March 27, 2007 / Posted by:
Oh Wynonna! This ho can't catch a break. Wynonna Judd's marriage to Daniel Roach has been on the rocks for a while now and hopefully this is what her ass needs to end it.
Daniel was arrested on March 22nd in Buffalo Gap, TX at a rehab center where he's currently seeking treatment. He has been charged with three counts of sexual assault on a child. Wynonna has two children from a previous marriage, a son and a daughter. It's unclear as to the age of the child.
Scandal! Is Wynonna cursed or something? Was she Hitler in a past life? Her sister Ashley Judd is perfect and her ass is filled with twinkies and drama.  

Royal Boob

March 27, 2007 / Posted by:

Ana Ferreira will never forget the night Prince William grabbed her half boob!

She said, “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.

“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”

Prince Willy follows in his little brother’s footsteps, who was caught giving a better grab to a girl last year.

No offense to Ana, but I can’t tell if Willy’s grabbing her breast or ribcage. She has no breasts for the grabbing!

Besides Harry really knows how to do it. Willy’s the type to want to cuddle after sex. Gross.



She Probably Had a Sip of a Wine Cooler

March 27, 2007 / Posted by:

Posh & Becks were left tore up after a night with Diddy in London. Diddy’s in town on business and met up with couple at London’s Automat Bar. A couple of hours of Cristal swigging left P&B almost crawling for their car.

Hahahahah! Light weights! I’m sure Posh just had a soda water and decided to live a little with a splash of lemon. That little bit of nutrient sent her body into shut down mode!



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