Who’s Tappin the Cat?

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

marycarey5.jpg I’d hardly call this ho a “celebrity” but she’s hotter than hot. She showed everyone outside Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills what’s served 10 million men and made her a household name. See who it is after the jump! Continue reading

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That Wig Kills Me!

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

britneylawyer1.jpg Britney Spears stared out at the paparazzi as she visited her lawyer in Beverly Hills after a brief stint in rehab. She chain smoked in a hot wig and brown hat while chatting on her cell phone. She looks like some old ass Nancy Drew trying to solve the case of the missing magnifying glass. Girl, get yourself some good wigs! Damn, call up Nicole Kidman! She knows where to get the good, human hair, shit! britneylawyer2.jpg Source: Flynet

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Anna Nicole Basically Owned Howard’s Ass

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

2007_02_20t194317_450×358_u.jpg Howard K. Stern told the court today that Anna Nicole Smith paid his way. She paid for travel expenses, rent, meals, you name it. He says he made “$60,000 – $70,000” in 2002 and had to borrow money from his parents to pay his way currently. He also confessed that he stands to make 6% of Anna’s share of J. Howard Marshall’s estate. He also spoke about Anna’s drug use. He said that she took medication for depression and said, “It’s not like Anna was medicated all the time. It’s not like she couldn’t talk.” Um…she couldn’t! Have you seen the videos? She needs a damn translator! Basically, he talks about forgery and other boring stuff. Seriously, The CW needs to just buy this whole court thing and air it. My head spins just watching clips of it. Basically we know Howard is a liar, he’s crazy and he’s pretty pathetic. I sort of feel sorry for him. Sort of. Source

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Marcia Cross Welcomes Twinsies

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

marciatom.jpg Marcia Cross and husband, Tom Mahoney, have welcomed twin girls to this cruel world. Eden and Savannah are Marcia’s first children. They were born at a Los Angeles area hospital yesterday. Tom and Marcia wed in June. Marcia was put on bed rest for Desperate Housewives and all her scenes have been shot at her own home. The set designers were forced to create the sets in the rooms of Marcia’s house. You can totally tell. It looks awful. I mean why didn’t they just put her in a coma until she’s well enough to work? Oh and congrats. Source

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My New Favorite

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

etty1.jpg Look at this bitch! Insane! There’s only two criterias in being one of my favorites. One is being a trophy wife and the second is being a bio-fem, but look like a tranny. Etty Farrell meets both of these! She’s the wife of Jane’s Addiction singer, Perry Farrell and I love her. Why isn’t she a star? I don’t understand! She’s so intense and so into whatever she’s into. Wait, did he buy her? I’m joking, of course he did! Here’s her MySpace for some good reads. Learn everything there is to know. Pop quiz in the morning. Oh and she’s seen above with Perry at that car fashion show thing in L.A. yesterday.

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Xtina Denies She’s Knocked Up

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

xtina.jpg Xtina has shot down claims she’s pregnant with her first child with husband, Jordan Bratman. Xtina reportedly went shopping at Bellini, a children’s clothing store in Beverly Hills, where an employee claims she heard Xtina tell a total stranger she was expecting. The employee said, “They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.” Her rep denied it all! She said she wasn’t shopping there and isn’t knocked up. I mean, why the hell would this ho tell a total stranger?! Source

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