Sans David

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Madonna, Guy Richie, Lourdes and Rocco attended the London premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles tonight. I think they forgot poor little, David Banda at home. Madge voices one of the characters in the film. She held on hard to Guy and he didn’t even notice.

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Did Rachel Drop One?

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

I’m trying to figure out what that woman behind Rachel McAdams is doing? She’s either fanning away Rachel’s hideous smelling air poop or she’s telling the photographers not to bother taking pictures of this pink haired mess. Here’s our lovely Rachel at the Armani show in Paris yesterday.

No matter how many of you e-mail me just to tell me how Rachel’s pink hair is hot, I’m not joining that club. Girlfriend looks like the goth girl in high school that would not stop playing with her lip piercing. I mean this girl loved to clink it against her teeth during class and it drove me crazy. Anyway, that’s Rachel.


Pop Fight!

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Lily Allen has blasted another pop star. This time she’s attacked fellow Brit, Madonna. Lily said that the only reason hos buy Madge’s albums is because she has a saggy vagina and they feel sorry for her. Ok, she didn’t say that….only in my dreams. She said people only buy it, because she’s famous.

Lily said, “I never say anything unprovoked but an interviewer asked me who, in my opinion, was the most overrated pop star. And overrated for me is someone who sells a lot of records because of who they are. And I don’t think people buy Madonna’s records because they think they’re really good.”

Amen to that! Now Madonna will use her powerful vagina to cast Lily out of the music industry forever! Oh well, it was good while it lasted.


Video of Kidman’s Crash

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

TMZ has video of the car accident that sent Nicole Kidman and others to the hospital. The accident occured just after midnight in Los Angeles during filming of The Invasion. The car was being driven by a stunt driver when it crashed into a lightpost sending glass everywhere. Stunt men that were hanging on to the top of the car were also injured.

Production issued this statement:

There was an accident involving a rigged camera vehicle on the set of THE INVASION Wednesday night (1/24/07) in Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and was taken to the hospital for evaluation. She was released shortly thereafter. No other actors were involved in the scene at the time of the incident. Two additional crew members sustained minor injuries as a result of the collision. The production took the appropriate steps following the incident to ensure the safety of the cast and crew. Production resumed Wednesday evening and Kidman will return to the set on Thursday, January 25.

What’s even more shocking is that Nicole’s kids with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor were actually there. Damn, is that like the first time in years she’s seen their asses?

Click here to see the video


Afternoon Crumbs

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Surprise, Paris Hilton’s got some herpes – IDLYITW

It’s Brad Pitt’s turn to take Maddox to school – Just Jared

Janice Dickinson slams Mick JaggerCityrag

Tommy Lee loves flashers – Hollywood Rag

Penny Cruz in a bikini…again and again – Egotastic!

Katharine McPhee only flirted with Scientology to get some dick – Mollygood

Jennifer Garner’s finger wants nothing to do with her wedding ring – ASL

Are Hudson and Wilson back on? – Popsugar

Sienna Miller stuffs her mouth wide – BWE

Jean Claude Van Damme’s got the moves – Defamer


A French Potato Peeler

January 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Vanessa Paradis needs to keep her mouth CLOSED. She’s a lot of hotter when she hides those things. It’s a good thing she’s snogging Johnny Depp, because if she was a dyke she’d give a ho a damn hysterectomy!

Bugs Bunny in drag anyone?



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