Madonna has looked to a top British therapist to help her crumbling marriage to Guy Ritchie. Apparently, her marriage is on the rocks and she really wants to fix it. She can fix it by jumping off a cliff. Anyway, sources claim the couple’s 6-year marriage is pretty much almost over.
The source said, “The marriage is near rock-bottom. They’ve been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their London home. But they are determined to make the marriage work and after a long heart-to-heart they both decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist.”
Why is Guy wasting his time? He just needs to dump hag face. She’s already ruined his career. Here’s picture of the two leaving dinner. Damn, those paparazzi are probably hoping for Madge to pull a Britney. If that happened I think all of their lenses would break into a million pieces and the city of London would crumble.
I have some Kiki Dunst bashing to do! Such anger, I know. This sack dress is doing nothing to hide her slime. Oh, she’s at some art benefit here on Saturday.
KFed needs to turn around and jot down that number. Methinks he needs that info! Brokeass!!!
The Kennedy Center Honors were held in DC last night and Jessica Simpson tried to perform a tribute to Dolly Parton. Jessica came onstage and started to sing “9 to 5,” but quickly effed up the lyrics and started to breakdown. She then told the audience she was “so nervous” and walked offstage. She came back for the finale, but was in tears.
Stupid ass! Who doesn’t know the lyrics to 9 to 5? This dumbass probably started to sing 3 to 4, because those are the hours she works. Dolly should give her a slap down for that mess. Jessica was to pay tribute to Dolly NOT focus the attention on herself.
That being said, I can’t wait to see video of this!
Did Lance Bass finally dump Reichen? – Queerty
Tootie is preggers! – SOW
Heather Mills needs dough, yeah right – INO
Paris Hilton backs out of hosting the Billboard Awards tonight, because she doesn’t want to make fun of her friends onstage. She’d rather do that BEHIND their backs. – People
Russell Crowe’s pr team has had enough – Gabsmash
on the last time the admitted bulimic threw up:
“I don’t think people want to read that. [Laughs] I’m supposed to be the sweet all-American girl from American Idol. I remember barfing all night long. I would wake up and I would already have barfed, and I didn’t even know I was barfing. And to top it off, everything was just bright purple. Like, the pad Thai noodles were purple.”