Raped OK, Cell Phone NOT OK

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Dakota Fanning’s parents wouldn’t allow her to keep a gift from Tom Cruise. The 12-year-old was given a cell phone by her nutjob co-star from War of the Worlds, but her parents were at first against it.

She said, “My mom and dad really don’t approve of mobile phones and they really didn’t want me to have one. But then on my birthday this parcel arrived from Tom and it was a phone. In the end they let me keep it.”

Methinks they were not OK with crazy Tom giving her a gift. Who knows what kind of shit is on that phone? Getting fake-raped onscreen is way better than a cell phone anyway.

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February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

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Mess of a Fashion Show

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Heatherette isn’t knowing for putting up serious fashion shows. Last night’s was no exception. Their theme was “Wizard of Oz.” Kimora Lee Simmons was their special guest and I’m not sure which character she played? Was there a tranny giant in that movie? Speaking of trannies, Amanda Lepore was Glinda, Lydia Hearst was Dorothy and Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane was some kind of jungle creature or something.

Clean up at Bryan Park! We’ve got a huge mess!

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Not Something I Needed to Know

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Did Britney Spears have a secret, wild sex life? There were rumors that KFed was about to spill the beans about Brit’s wild life including threesomes and getting lesbo with other girls. Many laughed this off and couldn’t imagine Brit partaking in any of those kind of activities. A friend of KFed’s, Omar “Iceman” Sharif, is confirming KFed’s accusations.

He said, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.”

Sources say that Britney had orgies with as many as 20 girls at once. She would be seen taking several women into her bedroom. Up to 20 chicks at a time.

LALALALAALLALA! Not listening! Not listening! Doesn’t Brit Brit look pretty in pink?

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