“Cause Vanity Fair is Like Classy Y’all!”

December 23, 2006 / Posted by:

Britney Spears hopes to be the first to comment about the fall of her marriage to KFed and is hoping to do so in Vanity Fair. KFed planned a tell-all book on his marriage and how Britney is bi-sexual and all, but Brit will beat him to eat.

A source at Vanity Fair said, “Britney has agreed to make Vanity Fair her first big statement about her new life.”

“The interview will be very frank. She liked how they handled Jennifer’s first interview after her divorce from Brad Pitt.”

Who cares what this ho has to say. I want to hear what her vagina has to say. It has a much more compelling tale to tell I’m sure.


Paris is Used and Bruised as Usual

December 23, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton spent the other day tanning her used and bruised ass on some beach. She probably got the bruise from being gang banged by a group of fish in Tokyo. Anyway, Christmas has come early to us! Word around the grapevine is that this piece of trash is quitting music for good. Her debut album bombed on the charts and even giving bjs to millions of dudes didn’t work to sell records. Sources at her record company claim she’s done.

“You don’t need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris – there won’t be any. Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away.”

Merry Christmas to all! Now can they work on making her go away for good?



Birthday Sluts

December 23, 2006 / Posted by:

Jodie Marsh (28)
Susan Lucci (59)
Estella Warren (28)
Corey Haim (35)
Eddie Veder (60)
Harry Shearer (63)


Early Christimas Crumbs

December 22, 2006 / Posted by:

Gus Van Zant is the latest DUI celeb – ICYDK

Gisele Bundchen getting hot and sexy on a beach – IDLYITW

Kate Beckinsale slips a boob and ass – Egotastic!

Fishsticks is actually worried about someone other than herself – Popsugar

Even raunchier photos of Miss NevadaHollywood Rag

Jingle boobs! Jingle boobs! – Hollywood Tuna

Giant squid caught in Tokyo around the same time Paris is visiting..hmm… – SAYOR

Kate Moss is a witch – A Socialite’s Life

One of the Pussycat dudes is dating that douche from Laguna Beach Just Jared

What were they thinking? – Cityrag


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