Morning Wood

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
He needs to quit it Towleroad 
 
Jessica Alba hates being Mexican – Mollygood
 
Triumph the Insult Comic actually makes the Tony Awards funny – Horny Oyster
 
McConagay smoking some weird ciggie….hmmm…what could it be? – SOW
 
Jennifer Garner has a hickey – ICYDK
 
Blohan's girlfriend might have a new chick – Celebitchy
 
 
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TGIF: Ghetto Tranny Fight

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:

This all goes down in one night. Two chicks start fighting, a tranny steps in, a dude steps in, one of the girl runs over the dude. Yes, this is my kind of night. All they needed was an open bar and a Rihanna jam and I’d be all set.

The conversation at the end is classic!

VIA JJB

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She Got The Dog Part Right

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Soraya Lopez served time with Paris Hilton at Lynwood and says she's "top dog" in prison and the other inmates are glad to have her there. Soraya said that Paris is not wearing the orange jumpsuit that the others wear, but she's wearing pink polka dot prison scrubs. She's also wearing full make-up when other girls have to use coffee grounds and fruit punch to make lipstick and blush. NASTY!
 
Soraya is glad that Paris was there with her, because she claims they were treated better. "The whole facility is benefiting from this – they are feeding us better and releasing us earlier because they don't want people around her."
 
Top dog?! How can she be the HBIC if she's in her own area. Soraya is just talking shit. I really wish though that they didn't give Paris make-up. I'd love to see her putting coffee grounds on her face! Why don't they just use their period juices as lipstick? Isn't that thicker than fruit punch? Yes, I'm 12.
 
Source: The Sun
 
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The Search For The Next Elvira

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Producers of the upcoming "The Search For The Next Elvira" should stop their search now! I've found their next Elvira in American Idol douche, Constantine Mouralis. He just needs some implants and red lipstick and he's good to go! Here's Connie at an event for the Daytime Emmy Awards in Hollyweird last night. Imagine that mug staring back at you when he's eating downtown? Your clitoris or nutsack would jump out of your body and run for the hills!
 
So…..they really looking for the next Elvira. Fox Reality will produce 3 episodes where the original Elvira will choose someone to possibly take her place. The “contestants will compete to see if they can look the part, and present the same wit, poise and courage as the real Elvira in hopes of becoming one of Halloween’s most sinful icons."
 
NO! There is only one Elvira, but if they HAVE to choose one and if Connie isn't available, I'm sure Angelina Jolie would do it. She's perfect.
 
 
 
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She Should Hang Out With Posh

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Mimi and Posh have one thing in common. They both like to turn on the cheese and act the fool while making their way into dinner. Mimi was caught by photographers before going into a NYC restaurant last night and decided to give them a little posing. Unfortunately, her poses look straight out of a JCPenney catalog. Who the hell poses with a cell phone like that?
 
We should hook those two up. Mimi can teach Posh how to sing and eat and Posh can teach Mimi how to dress and pose!  
 
 
 
 
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