May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Nick Lachey is probably breathing a sigh of relief for trading in Chestica Simpson with Vanessa Manilafolders at just the right time. Chestica now looks like a chipmunk tranny and you know Nick is loving that.  
The thing is Nick was only hot in 1999. He is forever 1999. Look at him. Take Vanessa out of the pictures and if I told you this was Nick 5 years ago you'd believe me. From the tat to the hair to the everything, bitch is stuck forever in the late 90s!
Here's Nickey and Vanessa in the Bahamas this past weekend.  

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