Comments OFF Today

February 23, 2007 / Posted by:

The past few days the site has been straight-up bootleg. There have been so many technical issues. Well, I’m trying to fix this and that’s why the comments are off today. It seems whenever I have them on the site goes berzerk and stages a boycott. So, I’m going to move off my current platform (WordPress) to another one. I’m going to skip cocktails this weekend (yeah right) so I can try and have everything up and running by Monday. Comments might come back on during the weekend, but if I have them on today the site will straight-up die. Ghetto, right? If you’re bored, you can go talk trash about me in the forum. Thanks for being a bitch understanding. xoxoxMichael K

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Birthday Sluts

February 23, 2007 / Posted by:

dakotafanning.jpg Dakota Fanning (13) Emily Blunt (24) Kelly MacDonald (31) Veronica Webb (42) Kristin Davis (42) Howard Jones (52) Patricia Richardson (56) Peter Fonda (67)

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The Full Harry

February 22, 2007 / Posted by:

harrynude1.jpg Damn! I’ve never seen this, but ask you shall receive. Thanks to reader Scott for sending me the full Harry Potter from Equus. Harry’s not so small. Let’s hope he keeps that thing clean. I hate cheesy peens. See it after the jump! Continue reading

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More of a Man Than I’ll Ever Be

February 22, 2007 / Posted by:

serena.jpg I’m not even joking when I say that Serena Williams is more of a man than me. She has more hair on her face, chest and most likely has a bigger dick. Oh and she totally is working some bull’s nuts. I mean, damn! What did we, the viewing audience, do so wrong to have her come in looking like that? Mud drawn eyebrows to match her mud drawn stache? Ok I better stop, because dude can totally whip my ass. This is her at the Giant Magazine party for JHud last night.

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Who’s Going Home on Idol Tonight?

February 22, 2007 / Posted by:

home1.jpg Let’s be real. Idol pretty much sucks this year. All the guys suck and only the black girls are good. The other girls suck. Tonight, 2 dudes and 2 chicks will go home. I’m putting my money on Antonella, Leslie, Rudy and Sanjaya. Antonella’s going home, because she has the presence for a turnip and her vagina probably sings better than her. Those pics of her floating around the internet probably aren’t helping either. Oh and Maxim needs a new cover ho. Leslie is going home, because I don’t remember a thing about her nor do I care to. Rudy is going home for the same reason Leslie is. Sanjaya is going home, because he can’t sing and he’s very awkward. Yes, he’s only like 17 so he’ll grow into his gayhood. I’m telling you right now that Melinda Doolittle and her mouse face are taking this competition.

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