Birthday Sluts

November 15, 2006 / Posted by:

Roberto Cavalli (66)
Sean Murray (29)
Virginie Ledoyen (30)
Sydney Tamiia Poitier (33)
Ol’ Dirty Bastard (38)
Rachel True (40)
Judy Gold (44)
Kevin Eubanks (49)
Randy Savage (54)
Beverly D’Angelo (55)
Sam Waterston (66)
Petula Clark (74)


Michelle Rodriguez is Sort of Outed

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

The Advocate sat down with Terminator star, Kristianna Loken and she sort of revealed that she’s involved with her BloodRayne co-star, Michelle Rodriguez. At first she refused to talk about Michelle and then she sort of opens up.

Advocate: What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
Kristianna: [Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.

Advocate: It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.
Kristianna: Uh-huh

Advocate: OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]
Kristianna: Just look upstairs, ok?

Advocate: Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that?
Kristianna: You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

They make a hot couple. I’m waiting patiently until Michelle beats down Kristianna, because you know she rolls like that. Kristianna is way hotter, but I’m into it. Michelle probably eats coochie like a champ.


Nicole Richie Responds to Gastric Bypass Rumors…

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie MySpaced this afternoon about Page Six’s Blind Item that may or may not have involved her. The blind item hinted that Nicole Richie had gastric bypass surgery when she was bigger to get skinny and that she recently had that procedure reversed so she could gain weight.

She said:

So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way

Depends on who does the procedure, right? I’m sure you can find some doctor out there that will do it for the right price. I’m not saying she had it, but it makes sense. Page Six didn’t even say her name, so she’s being a little presumptuous. Although, it was totally her. Nicole looked much hotter as she shopped in Barney’s yesterday.

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Panty Creamer of the Day?

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

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I put a question mark at the end of that statement, because I’m not sure if Matthew McConagay is hot anymore. After his whole Lance Armstrong thing and the stubby arm obversation, I’m just not sure. Oh, who am I fooling? I’d hit that.

Here’s Matthew doing gay yoga in Australia the other day.


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Brit Brit’s Kentwood Stop

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

Brit Brit Spears, Jayden James and SPF were supposed to hit Miami after their NYC trip. Instead, they went to Brit’s hometown, Kentwood, LA for a little family time.

People Magazine reports:

During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – a Spears family favorite – along with her kids and other friends and family. Spears is “a wonderful mother and she’s doing great right now,” Price tells PEOPLE. “She looks beautiful with her cute little short hair cut. She’s happy and doing just fine. The babies are gorgeous – both of them are so adorable.” Spears and her sons left Kentwood on Tuesday, sources say.

The Burger Basket? That sounds really fattening, but really delicious. Meanwhile, KFed recently hit Washington, DC on his “playing for five people” tour. He somehow got people to show up to his show and it went on. He also made sure to give Britney a shout out by screaming “FUCK BRITNEY!” to the crowd. Lovely.

The “Casino Royale” Premiere

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

The world revealed the new James Bond at tonight’s Casino Royale premiere in London. Daniel Craig and his fug face showed up. All I want to know is if the stick is big. He should’ve shown up with a bag over his head and his pants around his ankles. I mean really, talk about selfish! The English glitterati or something were out in full force.

Daniel brought his beautiful girlfriend! Eva Green, the newest Bond girl, showed up looking like an Eastern European, tranny madam.

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Chris Cornell, who sings the painful theme song and his wife showed up in the midst of death threats. Shirley Bassey showed the young hoes how it’s really done. Elton John and David Furnish got even gayer, as if that’s possible.

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