The restraining order Brit Brit’s masters filed against Adnan Ghalib has just been extended until 2012. Daddy Spears and his bitches originally asked for the order when they found out that Brit Brit was talking to Adnan and Sam Lutfi on a pre-paid cell phone. Daddy Spears claimed Adnan was trying to fuck with the conservatorship, so that he could get more shit out of his little Cheeteroni.

At a hearing today, Adnan failed to show his landing strip in court, so a judge stamped a big “fuck yes” on the extension and called it a day.

I’m sure Brit Brit is making an oh-so-sad face since I think she was landingstripmatized by Adnan’s ass. Hey, don’t knock the pubie runaway. Adnan can eat and exfoliate the coochie at the same time. Brit Brit will get over it. Daddy Spears can give her a piece of velcro to rub her bits on when she’s missing Adnan. And now Adnan can slide into the gutter again so we don’t have to hear from his ass anymore!

Why can’t the city of L.A. just let Kanye West be great?! Why did they have to go and charge him with three misdemeanors for busting up a paparazzi’s camera at LAX last September? Why did they have to do that? Besides, if you ask Kanye, he’ll probably tell you he was doing the pap a favor since the camera was an old model.

The L.A. City Attorney’s office charged Amber Rose’s sugar daddy with misdemeanor vandalism, battery and grand theft. Kanye’s road manager, who was also involved in the bust up, was charged with the same shit but twice. Double the fun!

If convicted if all charges, Kanye could get two and a half years in the chokey.

The charges came from an incident at LAX on September 11th. Some pappies were taking pictures of the voice of this generation and he wasn’t having it, so he had himself a little camera-breaking party.

Can I laugh now or will I get slapped with a CAPS-LOCK key? Seriously, this bitch isn’t going to prison. There isn’t a prison big enough in the entire universe to house Kanye and his ego. That’s an ego that will bust through bars!

And I’ll be right back, I need to go keep refreshing his blog. I’m waiting for the blog post that will finally break HIS MACKBOOK AIR!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!111111!1

What in massive nostril hell did Faye Dunaway to her face?! Somebody throw me a wire hanger, because she’s scaring me (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

One of the founders of Facebook likes the peen? He’s “buy me the Mother’s Cookie factory” kind of rich, right? Move over Mah Boo… – Towleroad

This can’t be hygienic – Hollywood Tuna

Katherine Hagel got her ass pushed out by Beyonce – Lainey Gossip

Our Lady of Cheetos is getting death threats. It’s totally the Nabisco bitches – Hollywood Rag

Is there a naked Clive Owen app for the iPhone? – Popsugar

Emmy Rossum tries the sexy and it’s a little uncomfortable – Egotastic!

Virtual Beer – Cityrag

That has to hurt. Belinda Carlisle got served by The Woz!!! – Rickey

Ceiling Eyes is getting her own reality show – Just Jared

You may have a new book to help your bowels move along while you’re trying to drop some shit in the toilet. Star Magazine says that John Mayer is yapping to friends that he ready to write a tell-all about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston for $10 million.

A source tells Star, “John just can’t keep his mouth shut. and he’s telling friends that he’s thinking of going public with all their juicy secrets.”

John apparently thinks that people give a moldy shit about Jenny’s obsession with yoga, her weird TV habits, obsession with astrology and her epic tantrums. Yup, sounds like a hard piece of caca that will come in handy when you need to level a table. And what’s so weird about her TV habits? I’m sure the only channel her TV stays on is TLC. All the BABY and WEDDING shows she’ll ever need.

The source also said that John was shocked when she called him “Brad” during grossy times. I think the source heard this wrong. John was probably shocked the one time she didn’t call him Brad while rubbing his douche stick.

And John is already publishing a tell-all…….on fucking Twitter! Seriously, it’s all fucking there. You won’t have to pay cent and you’ll walk away with a squeaky clean vagina after reading it!

Wheel of Nightmares! I will never forgive Vanna White and Pat Sajak for opening up the box of horrific images!

31-year-old panty model Luciana Costa better watch it, because she’s about to get chomped up by a raging roided-up crocopussy belonging to Vadge! That’s because sources tell The Sun that Vadge’s child, Jesus, has been fucking around on his sugar memaw with Luciana.

The act went down at a party in Rio on Saturday night. Baby Jesus and Luciana kept close all night and at one point, they exchanged tongues. A nosy bitch who was watching the two said, “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”

The next day, Baby Jesus, Luciana and some friends went for a little walk, but Luciana denied that she’s slurping up Baby Jesus’ juices. Luciana said they are just friendly and have known each other a long time. She went on to say, “Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn’t care that she is so much older.”

MUCH older? I think I love that slutty bitch Luciana! But take a good look at Luciana’s precious skin, the next time we see it will be on Vadge’s face! Seriously, that hag is looking as young as a fetus lately. She’s been skinning the young!

As for Baby Jesus, something tells me there’s a crucifixion in his future.