She had style, she had flair, she’s a SLUT – Gawker

YES PLEASE – ICYDK

Papa Knowles would never stand for this and neither would the glittery gays of YouTube! – SOW

How to stay relevant: Nick Cannon and Eminem are both doing it wrong – Celebitchy

I guessed Steven Tyler – Socialite Life

WHORE PIT VIPER – I’m Not Obsessed

Glamberace is thinking: “Girl, I have that same bra in hot pink!” – Scandalist

Gordon Ramsay dropped 100 fucks in just 40 minutes. Yeah, that’s it. Gordy needs to step up his fucks – Holy Moly!

Boy George must have had a glittery gay ole’ fucking time in the chokey, because he busted out today with no damn eyebrows on his face! Get thee some brows, STAT! Give this ho a Sharpie! And if that’s not possible, give his ass some black eyeliner and a lighter (a cholita back-up). The butt sex must have been hot shit, because it fried his brows right off. And the visual just singed my own brows.

The Daily Mail says Boy George was released from prison today after only serving 4-months of his 15-month sentence for chaining a trick to his radiator. Boy left the joint looking slimmer and healthier. Boy is built to wreak more havoc upon the world! Naw. Bitch better come down and focus on getting those eyebrows back. Boy should also stay away from radiators, chains, the internets and male Norwegian ass peddlers.

File this under: A rumor that makes you want to go back to bed with the biggest bottle of hooch you can find, pull the covers over your head and weep, weep, weep for humanity. There’s a rumor going around that HoHan’s got a little HoBaby growing inside her womb. Yeah, I know you’re finding this shit hard to believe, because everybody was under the impression that she no longer has any organs. And if she does, I think even her ovaries got the memo and would not allow this fuckery to happen! They are refusing entry!

Some source tells Ian Undercover (via Showbiz Spy) that after HoHan and SamRo broke up, she started passing that hongray pussay around and kind of made a baby, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

Where is baby going to chill? There’s no room in that bony ass body for a chickpea, let alone a baby friend! Is there such thing as a colostomy bag for a fetus, because if there is, bitch is going to need one.

I’m going to take this with a grain of the bad shit for now, but I really wouldn’t put this trick. When all else fails, have a money baby! Note to Child Protective Services: Start a file…just in case.

Here’s a future mother of the year trolling around Malibu this past weekend. That hot piece in the second thumbnail below is giving me a fever!

Every year, Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows, because they are full of love….and themselves….and money. So why not, I guess? Usually, they go down to Mexico, but because the pigs are coughing on everyone and giving them the shits, they opted not to. Instead they threw themselves a “white trash” themed party at a friend’s beach house in Malibu. You know, because she’s knocked up, so they thought it would be heeeee-larious. That is RACIST towards Brit Brit!!! And seriously, if they were going to do this shit, they should’ve done it right and hired Our Lady of Cheetos as their wedding coordinator.

I mean, Heidi Klum braided her hair, Seal wore a mullet wig, an Elvis impersonator presided over the ceremony and they decorated the joint with pink flamingos. What the fuck kind of white trash wedding is this?! Where’s the screaming naked baby on the arm of the bride? Where’s the possum on a barbie? Where’s the PURPLE DRANK? Where’s the mattress surfing? Where’s the bouquet made out of Natty Ice cans? This is just a bunch of rich hos trying to do it Spears-style and failing!

Here’s more pictures from this bunk ass affair including some of Debra Messing who I think got confused and thought it was a BLOODS themed wedding.

I proudly present Padma Lakshmi with the best dressed award at Saturday night’s White Castle Correspondent’s dinner. Or should I say, the breast undressed award. Padma saluted the President by practically baring her tittay knobs. That is definitely what this country needs more of: NIPPIES!

And I love that there were kids around to gaze at her skin pacifiers. But to quote Cassie: “NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE!” Well the truth is, that kid might not have seen a titty before. But he has now thanks to our bitch Padma!

Michelle Duggar’s uterus learned a new trick: spitting out whole new families. Now it just has to learn to make different clothes. – PhaQ Bitch

Runners-up:

Inbreeding: It’s in the jeans. – Starvis

…and Mike Huckabee was born. – HannahLee

Incest. Now available at The Gap. – Kawi

VIA Awkward Family Photos