Rob Kardashian Wants To Pay Blac Chyna Less Child Support

/ November 13, 2018

The fame whore who finessed the Kardashians, Blac Chyna may find her flow of checks signed by a Kardashian hand slowing down as her ex, Rob Kardashian, is trying his damndest to pay her less child support for their daughter, Dream.

The Blast is reporting that Rob has filed some more legal documents after months of fighting over payments. Rob had been ordered to pay $20,000 a month to Blac Chyna. Rob says he “can no longer afford these orders” (official reason for that being: BECAUSE DUH) and is asking for that number to come down. Continue reading

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Armie Hammer Doesn’t Want To See People Mourning Stan Lee With Pics Of Themselves

/ November 13, 2018

Yesterday the news broke that comic book legend Stan Lee had passed, and many famous people paid their digital respects. I was expecting many tweets playing off his catchphrase “Excelsior!“, but I saw a lot more pictures go up of famous people posing with Stan himself. This didn’t bother me, but it bothered Armie Hammer.

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THE QUEEN Was Once Served A Slug In Her Salad

/ November 13, 2018

Private chefs must have tough jobs; constantly preparing overly-specific meals for finicky rich people must get irritating fast. Now imagine that rich person is the actual QUEEN of England. That shit is too real. The Mirror is reporting that the job may be open for new talent, as a cook once served up something the Queen certainly did not find appetizing: an actual slug. No word if she snapped for one of her minions and said, “I’ve got a Camilla in my salad. Banish it from my sight at once!”  Continue reading

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In Her New Book, Michelle Obama Says Barack Taught Her How To Swerve

/ November 13, 2018

You know Michelle Go High” Obama has Seen. Some. Shit. Tragically for us, she’s not a petty bitch like me and and that other one, so Michelle kept things professional in her memoir Becoming, which debuts today. Michelle sat down with Oprah Winfrey for Elle Magazine to discuss her book and life after The White House. In the interview, she touched on her working class upbringing, the sacrifices her parents made, her marriage to Barack Obama, and how she’ll never forgive Donald Trump and his birtherism for putting her family at risk.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ November 13, 2018

JILL SCOTT!

Nearly every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is curse the universe for not giving me the Out Of This World power of being able to stop time by touching fingers. Because then I’d touch my fingers and go back to bed. That power is the greatest snooze button that never was. Once I curse the gods for that, I do what any normal human does and check my phone. I glance at the Twitter trending topics, and this morning I saw that Jill Scott’s name was at the top. Jill Scott is only 46 years old, so I didn’t think that she took a long walk to heaven. And I was right. Jill Scott isn’t dead, but she did cause many to fall into a casket over her brilliant dick-sucking mime performance.

Jill Scott trended for the best reason to trend: her beej skills.

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Birthday Sluts

/ November 13, 2018
Whoopi Goldberg (63)
Stella Hudgens (23)
Julia Michaels (25)
Kumi Koda (36)
Michael Copon (36)
Monique Coleman (38)
Metta World Peace (39)
Aisha Hinds (43)
Jordan Bridges (45)
Noah Hathaway (47)
Gerard Butler (49)
Stephen Full (49)
Jimmy Kimmel (51)

Pic: 20th Century Fox

Steve Zahn (51)
Kelly Cutrone (53)
Neil Flynn (58)
Aldo Nova (62)
Chris Noth (64)
Frances Conroy (65)
Tracy Scoggins (65)
Joe Mantegna (71)
Jean Seberg (1938-1979)
Garry Marshall (1934-2016)
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