Birthday Sluts

August 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Steve Carell (55)
Greyson Chance (20)
Cameron Monaghan (24)
Evanna Lynch (26)
Rumer Willis (29)
Parker Young (29)
Shawn Pyfrom (31)
Agnes Bruckner (32)
Cristin Milioti (32)
Cam Gigandet (35)
Vanessa Carlton (37)
Emily Robison (45)
Andy Milder (48)
Jase Robertson (48)
Donovan Leitch (50)
Timothy Hutton (57)
Madonna (59)
Angela Bassett (59)
Laura Innes (60)
James Cameron (63)
Kathie Lee Gifford (64)
Dee Hoty (65)
Lesley Ann Warren (71)
Julie Newmar (84)
Ann Blyth (89)

Pic: The Second City via YouTube


Night Crumbs

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Mindy Kaling confirmed that she’s knocked-up on The Today Show. I wonder if she also had a little baby shower while she was there? Aka Kathie Lee rounded a corner too fast and splashed her morning cup o’ wine on Mindy’s baby bump – Lainey Gossip

Lily-Rose Depp and Vanessa Paradis look like they got some kind of 2-for-1 discount at the bikini and straw hat store – Drunken Stepfather

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs‘ relationship isn’t dead yet, at least according to a source that spoke to People magazine – Celebitchy

Oh come on, a secret divorce in a Real Housewives franchise? Yeah right. Divorces get at least a three-episode arc – Reality Tea

It appears Gigi Hadid just couldn’t let her younger sister have all the vacant-eyed mouth-agape modeling glory – Hollywood Tuna

Finally, a place where you can register for real marriage essentials, like bags of mozzarella sticks, 2L bottles of margarita mix, and ten tons of toilet paper – Jezebel

Anthony Scaramucci did The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and it turns out he’s not nearly as funny as the people who do impressions of him are – Pajiba

Here’s Lea Michele in one of your cousin’s favorite swimsuits from the 90s working it half as good – Popoholic

Seth Meyers got serious in a monologue about Charlottesville – Towleroad

Aaron Carter’s male celebrity crush is Tom Hardy. Is Tom Hardy on Twitter? If so, he’s about to get a bunch of unsolicited invitations to Aaron’s Party – OMG Blog

Extremely random feud of the day: Luc Besson vs. Captain America – IDLYITW

Kris Jenner is truly the hardest working manager in the game, because once again, here’s the rumor that Kendall Jenner is dating Blake GriffinStarcasm

The artist responsible for those legendary courtroom sketches of Taylor Swift explains she was so hard to draw because her face is “perfectly proportioned.” Someone just got themselves an invitation into the squad! – Just Jared

Pantone gave Prince his own color, and no, it’s not called Purple Rain or Dove TearsPopsugar

I will watch this Adam Sandler movie, but I also watched Jack and Jill three times, so maybe don’t trust my judgement – SOW

Pic: NBC via YouTube


Oprah Reveals Why She Never Married Stedman Graham

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

It should be clear by now that if anybody is living their best life, it’s best life living encourager Oprah Winfrey. In a recent Vogue interview, Oprah revealed she is living every lotto players dream life by giving two big ole middle fingers in the air to every hooker that has ever tried to keep her down. Those hookers include The Man (obvs), the Industry (I’ll make my own then, dammit), Scarlett O’hara (Tara ain’t got shit on Oprah’s “Promised Land” estate), Chucky the killer doll (which beat Beloved at the box office) and ratched bathtubs. That last one may contain the the hidden key to everyone’s favorite speculation (aside from does she scissor Gayle): Why Oprah never married Stedman Graham.

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“Basketball Wives” Evelyn Lozada Cancels Engagement, But Keeps The Ring

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

I wish the show Basketball Wives would change its name to Remedial Old Thirsty Broads because that’s exactly what the cast consists of. And one of them, Evelyn Lozada (whom you may remember as the creator of the always uplifting phrase “you was a non mutha-fuckin’ factor!”) should have her name legally changed to Dry Sponge, because she’s the thirstiest of all. She’s been in very high profile relationships with a basketball player, a football player and she was looking to complete the I Only Fuck Wit’ Ballers box set by marrying ex-MLB superstar Carl Crawford, with whom she has a 14-month-old son named Leo. Unfortunately, the engagement’s off. BUT, Evelyn has decided to keep the 14.5 carat, $1.4 million diamond engagement ring.

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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Naked Egg Taco

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Things don’t bode well for your food grosstrosity if even the title makes you want to boot into the nearest trash can. Taco Bell is known as the purveyor of such fine and healthful dishes as the Firecracker Burrito, Naked Chicken Chips (what’s with this naked theme – it’s icky), and the Fried Chicken Chalupa. And they continue to turn the fast food world on its ear and put your toilet on suicide watch with their latest offering! They’ve just introduced the Naked Egg Taco. It’s a taco with a fried egg as the shell. Mashable has the rundown on this latest edible(?) WTF.

“Created with a masterful shell made entirely of a fried egg, the Naked Egg Taco flips the breakfast classic inside out. The reimagined breakfast taco delivers a mouthful of crispy potatoes, bacon or sausage, and cheese tucked in a fried egg.”

Taco Bell began serving breakfast in 2014, and this is the latest addition to their morning assault on your bowels menu. It just looks… unseemly. And greasy. Fried eggs are greasy, right? And what is making the fried egg stay firm enough to hold a load (pun intended) of sausage, potatoes, and cheese? What did they shellac that egg with so it would serve this unholy duty?!?

Let’s put it this way. The other Mr. Harvey is a bear-type who would eat balsa wood if it was breaded, Buffalo-sauced, and came with ranch. And even he was like “that’s too weird-looking to eat.” No to the Naked Egg Taco.

Pic: Twitter


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