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February 20, 2017 / Posted by:

The Purple Wig From Lifetime’s piece of trash Britney Spears movie Britney Ever After!

I couldn’t watch Lifetime’s latest turd jewel, Britney Ever After, on Saturday, because the hotel I was staying in didn’t have Lifetime. I know, I almost went to the front desk to complain, but I know they would’ve said, “Um, you know this is Super 8, right?” So I finally watched it last night and I had two thoughts while watching it:

1. I am so not high enough for this trash.

2. My camcorder home movies from the 90s had a bigger budget than this wreck.

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Birthday Sluts

February 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Nancy Wilson (80)
Jack Falahee (28)
Rihanna (29)
Miles Teller (30)
Julia Volkova of t.A.T.u. (32)
Trevor Noah (33)
Lauren Ambrose (39)
Jay Hernandez (39)
Chelsea Peretti (39)
Brian Littrell (42)
k-os (45)
Calpernia Addams (46)
Andrew Shue (50)
Lili Taylor (50)
Cindy Crawford (51)
Willie Garson (53)
French Stewart (53)
Charles Barkley (54)
Patty Hearst (63)
Anthony Head (63)
Poison Ivy (64)
Ivana Trump (68)
Peter Strauss (70)
Sandy Duncan (71)
Brenda Blethyn (71)
Mike Leigh (74)
Sidney Poitier (90)
Gloria Vanderbilt (93)
Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)

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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Zima!

February 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Allow me to age myself when I type that I got drunk off Zima, aka the “Zomething Different” candy-ass booze, as a kid. It was a tangy drink you could binge on for the lightweight just-ztarting-out drunks who weren’t ready for the bloat of hops and yeast, or the life-changer known as vodka (aka the gay kids). When Zima was taken off the market in 2008, a part of my childhood…well, young adulthood…died!

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Zoe Saldana’s New Baby’s Name Is Very Calming

February 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Defiant Nina Simone cosplayer Zoe Saldana birthed out a third baby last weekend at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. Zoe and her husband, Italian artist Marco Perego (who sort of looks like if Fabio’s representation convinced him to go hipster in hopes of broadening his appeal) announced the birth on Instagram. And the kid’s name is going to make you go “om.”

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Aaron Carter Got His Ass Beat For Allegedly Making A Racial Slur

February 19, 2017 / Posted by:

On Friday night, pop debris Aaron Carter discovered that when you reportedly run your mouth to say racist things, the recipient might be there to take you out of the race! I have no idea what that means, but if you’re going to modify “Bye Felicia” into “Bye Felipe” and direct it towards a gentleman of Hispanic origin, it might lead to fisticuffs! Meth usage can’t shield you from a beating!

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