Even Mindy Kaling’s Friends Won’t Know Who The Father Is

July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

We recently learned that Mindy Kaling is pregnant. The circumstances of said pregnancy were vague; all we knew was that it was an “unexpected surprise.” And now, in a move that would no doubt make Kelly Kapoor wish she’d thought of it first, we’re learning that nobody is going to know whose sperm helped make that baby happen.

When I think of an actress who wants to keep the identity of their baby a secret, I think of January Jones. But then I also picture January Jones as being the type who might get a little wine-drunk by the pool, lean in close to a friend and go “Okay, you wanna know a secret?” while offering a curved pinky finger to swear on. But apparently Mindy won’t be that type of friend. A source tells People that Mindy just started sharing the news that she’s pregnant, but that’s all she’s sharing.

“She is not telling anyone, not even close friends, who the father is.”

I hope Mindy takes this secret one step farther and writes “Yeah, nice try” for the father’s name on the birth certificate.

Mindy’s friends might not ever learn who the father is, but I can see some people trying. Like Mindy’s A Wrinkle in Time co-star Oprah would totally take this on as a challenge. Everyone talks to Oprah, right? She’ll invite Mindy over for lunch, where she’ll be greeted at the door by Stedman, who will clip a mic to her shirt collar and give her a quick spritz of hairspray. Then she’ll be led to a softly-lit living room and seated in a comfortable chair across from Oprah in her best “Let’s be honest” cardigan. Don’t do it Mindy, it’s a trap!

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Evan Rachel Wood Disses 1997 Ben Affleck

July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Hello all. Welcome to He Said, She Said Theater. Please enjoy today’s performance of She Took To Twitter: A Play in Four Acts #tooktotwitter

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Westworld robutt, Evan Rachel Wood, had some unkind words for Ben Affleck on Twitter yesterday. Paper Magazine tweeted a story in which Kevin Smith, at a recent Q&A for an Outfest screening of 1997’s Chasing Amy (via Gay Star News), recounted the time, 20 years ago, when Ben said of his onscreen kiss with co-star Jason Leea man kissing another man is the greatest acting challenge an actor can ever face.” Paper magazine said that Kevin said that Ben also said “now, I’m a serious actor.

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Birthday Sluts

July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Brian May (70)
Steven Anthony Lawrence (27)
Rosie Jones (27)
Kaitlin Doubleday (33)
Trai Byers (34)
Ryan Dorsey (34)
Jared Padalecki (35)
Michelle Heaton (38)
Benedict Cumberbatch (41)
Vinessa Shaw (41)
Saïd Taghmaoui (44)
Bodhi Elfman (48)
Chris Kratt (48)
Clea Lewis (52)
Anthony Edwards (55)
Lisa Lampanelli (56)
Campbell Scott (56)
Atom Egoyan (57)
Abel Ferrara (66)
Vikki Carr (76)
Helen Gallagher (91)

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Night Crumbs

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Celine Dion was kind enough to give an impromptu fashion show in some random walkway in Paris. Celine can never look wrong, but I do wish she had accessorized that I Dream of Home Runs silk pajama ensemble with a custom-made hand-beaded third base handbag instead of that boring black purse – Lainey Gossip

I clearly need better glasses, because I honestly thought this was a picture of Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley in retro Star Trek cosplay – Reality Tea

Rihanna showed everyone up in a ballerina-meets-80s bridesmaid gown situation at the Los Angeles premiere of ValerianCelebitchy

Gay of Thrones is back to help you understand what the hell is happening in Game of ThronesTowleroad

Bella Hadid’s outfit would be 100% better if she tossed those ugly unbaked bread loaf boots in the trash – Drunken Stepfather

The official teaser trailer for The Disaster Artist is here – Pajiba

Charlize Theron’s dress looks like the love child of a blouse and a pack of cocktail napkins  – Popoholic

Stan Lee was honored with a hand and footprint ceremony in Hollywood – Popsugar

Christina Milian, don’t lie – are you trying to pass off a pair of bikini bottoms as a top? – The Nip Slip

Warning: Very high levels of grime in one picture – SOW

Here’s Kylie and Kendall Jenner posing on the only thing more plastic and over-inflated than the members of their family: pool toys – Hollywood Tuna

Drake got an $8.25 residual check from Degrassi: The Next Generation. Drake, go ahead and splurge on an appetizer at The Cheesecake Factory tonight, you’ve earned it – Just Jared

Sisqo’s Thong Song got an EDM reboot, and they killed the best part. Where are the violins?!? – Jezebel

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Taylor Swift May Have Dove Into A Box

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

No, not that way, you sicko. All those minutes spent sipping maple lattes, concocting fights in her head to use in a song at a later date, and – most importantly – being a Grade-A student at the Olivia Munn School of Bearding (Japanese Potato Master’s Program Sold Separately!) must have left Taylor Swift wondering what doing time in a closet was like. SPIN reported this morning that two burly men were spotted carrying a heavy trunk from her Tribeca apartment, and, no, it wasn’t packed with Karlie Kloss’s Kookie Krap.

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