Kat Von D Shared Her Goth Extravaganza Wedding Video On Friday The 13th

July 15, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s time to dose yourself in baby powder and shimmy into your black rubber pants, because Kat Von D has just dropped the goth spectacular wedding video that no one knew they asked for. Kat and Rafael Reyes (AKA Leafar Seyer because it’s beyond edgy to spell your name backwards) already chained themselves together for eternity back in February, but there wasn’t enough angst and darkness in their first wedding, so they decided to have a do over in June. Hold onto your crucifixes, because here come the wedding details and they’re just as you’d expect. Continue reading

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Celebrities Signed An Open Letter In Defense Of Asia Argento

July 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Ever since we lost Anthony Bourdain, trolls have been taking it out on his girlfriend, actress Asia Argento, online. They’re claiming the reportedly devastated Asia had left Anthony for another man motivating him to commit suicide, as well as allegedly using him and the #MeToo movement to further her career. A group of celebrity ladies (along with celebrity dude Terry Crews who was allegedly on the receiving end of a #MeToo moment) released an open letter to the Los Angeles Times defending her, according to Deadline.

The trolls then took to the Times’ comments section to further troll on the open letter, saying that Bourdain’s suicide shouldn’t be conflated with the #MeToo movement. Is there a Raid-type spray to use on trolls to shoo them away? Do they still make spray deodorant? That might work.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Ellie is a big, beautiful mound of love and talent who’s got one working eye and is 13 years old. 13 years is apparently 68-ish in Beagle years. When I’m 68 years old, the only “treat” I’ll do a trick for is a 20-something Grindr hook-up who’s into grey pubes and has a grandpa fetish. But Ellie was gracious enough to flawlessly perform a new trick for a little food in the name of her human getting some YouTube views.

Ellie’s human Wes Hess doesn’t only have a hot rhyming name, but he’s also got an extremely talented pooch who learned a new trick for him. Wes put a treat in Ellie’s bowl, and taught her to  sit up on her hind legs when he says, “ready, set,” and to run for that treat when he spits out “go.” But Wes decided it’d be real funny to mess with an elder pooch who doesn’t have much goddamn time left for his trickery, and said “row” and “low” instead of “go.”  The look that Ellie throws at Wes when he says “row” and “low” is the same “don’t fuck with my emotions now” look I throw at a Popeye’s employee when they tell me they’re out of warmed up biscuits and it’s going to take 10 minutes. Being the very good and patient dog she is, Ellie waited until she heard “go” and went for it. Fuck World Cup, this is the only sport I care about!

And I’m sure that as a “thank you” for messing with her old ass and joints like that, Ellie gave her human a treat in the form of a dog caca in his shoe.

Pic: YouTube

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Birthday Sluts

July 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Brigitte Nielsen (55)
Olly Alexander (28)
Tristan Wilds (29)
Taylor Kinney (37)
Laura Benanti (39)
Travis Fimmel (39)
Lana Parrilla (41)
Ray Toro (41)
Gabriel Iglesias (42)
Diane Kruger (42)
Jim Jones (42)
Evan Marriott aka Joe Millionaire (44)
Brian Austin Green (45)
Scott Foley (46)
Beth Ostrosky Stern (46)
Eddie Griffin (50)
Adam Savage (51)
Shari Headley (54)
Lolita Davidovich (57)
Forest Whitaker (57)
Kim Alexis (58)
Willie Aames (58)
Alicia Bridges (65)
Terry O’Quinn (66)
Arianna Huffington (68)
Linda Ronstadt (72)
Millie Jackson (74)
Jan-Michael Vincent (74)

Pic: Wenn.com

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Open Post: Hosted By High-Heel Crocs

July 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Now I know PRECISELY what to get Michael K for his born day! Some fashion-forward individual at the Crocs company came up with the brilliant idea to make the sexiest shoe around even sexier. Behold, high-heel crocs! Your naughty nurse fantasy just got more fap-worthy!

Called “The Cyprus Heel,” the new Croc with a high heel and an open toe is now on sale on Amazon. The shoe comes in black, white, pink, and leopard. It sells for $80 to $225. (Note: If you know someone paying $200 for high-heeled Crocs, you need to divorce/reject/leave/commit them.)

AJC reports that the latest innovation in ugly has hopefully actually caught fire on social media.

As you may know, Balenciaga is selling their version of platform Crocs from HELL for $850.  Pull the plug, universal deity, it’s time.

Pic: Amazon

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Chuck E. Cheese Held Their Own Build-A-Bear “Pay Your Age” Apocalypse

July 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Not since the Fyre Festival (aka Lord of the Flies for douchebags), has #Murica seen a cash-grab disaster on the scale of Build-A-Bear’s “Pay Your Age” promotion on Thursday. The scariest store at the mall (it’s like stuffed animal vivisection in reverse) let parents pay the amount of their childrens’ ages for their bears. It didn’t go so well. Insanely long lines, an inadequate supply of bears, and thousands of screaming children led Build-A-Bear to cancel mid-promo. It almost led to riots and definitely led to some really angry moms squawking on social media. The marketing people at Chuck E. Cheese must subscribe to that old adage that any press is good press because they held their own “Pay Your Age” promotion the next day. Are they not aware that, once ripped out of their moorings, those animatronic rats can make for lethal weapons?

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