Justin Bieber Is Taking Time Off From Music To Find Himself

/ November 15, 2018

Justin Bieber is supposedly taking a break from terrorizing ear drums to go on an Eat. Pray. Love. journey of self-discovery. Justin will eat lots of string cheese in his high-chair, Pray while wearing his favorite Hawaiian-print shirt, and Love when his wife Hailey Baldwin takes all his money from him since they don’t have a prenup. No, he trusts that she’s going to love him unconditionally and forever, like all those other Hollywood romances.

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You Definitely Won’t Find Lily Allen’s Book On Zoë Kravitz’s Nightstand

/ November 15, 2018

Then again – according to Zoë Kravitz – you probably won’t find it on many people’s nightstands.

On Tuesday night’s Watch What Happens Live,  Zoë Kravitz and Eddie Redmayne were there to promote Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindewald. During the call-in portion of the show, Zoë was asked about her appearance in Lily Allen’s memoir My Thoughts Exactly. Much like the title of that book, Zoë let everyone know exactly what she thinks about Lily, which is basically: Zoë is not a fan.

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Michael Avenatti Was Arrested And Released On Bail For Felony Domestic Violence

/ November 15, 2018

Michael Avanatti, full of hubris and wielding a huge power boner, has flown too close to the sun and, allegedly, punched it in the face. Avanatti The Got Caughtti (I’m grieving, cut me some slack!) was arrested for felony domestic abuse on Wednesday. According to TMZ, Michael is accused of laying hands on a woman on Tuesday, and was arrested on Wednesday after his alleged victim (who is not his estranged wife, as was originally reported) caused a scene in front of a luxury apartment complex in the Century City neighborhood in Los Angeles.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ November 15, 2018

Jack In The Box Frings!

Sometime in the late-70s, I’m guessing that a genius working for Jack In The Box came up with a highly innovative way to use the french fries and onion rings leftover at the end of the night. Jack In The Box decided to bring french fries and onion rings together with FRINGS! You would think that a gourmet delicacy that brings together french fries and onion rings and is called FRINGS would be something like a french fry slathered in onion ring batter and deep fried, or a deep fried onion shaped like a french fry, but they came up with something more mind-blowing and inventive.

FRINGS was a bag filled with french fries AND onion rings. How Jack In The Box didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 for bringing french fries and onion rings together IS beyond. The commercial for Frings showed that getting Fringed (which kind of sounds like the act of some trick fingering you with their rings on) would turn you into a peppy business woman who didn’t need glasses anymore or a suburban pimp.

I guess the lure of being turned into a knock-off Shelley Long or a knock-off bro version of Elton John wasn’t strong enough to sell Frings. Jack In The Box took them off the menu in the early-80s. Sure, you could ask for a little bit of onion rings and french fries, or order both and mix them together, but that’s just too much work. Who has the time?!

Burger King has the same thing on their secret menu nowadays, but Jack In The Box will always be remembered as the Frings pioneer. Those of us who love to grab a fry and stick it in an onion ring hole while making orgasm sounds salute Jack In The Box, because they were thinking of us!

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