Night Crumbs
A month ago, Jamie Foxx was hospitalized with an unspecified “medical complication,” and since then, there have been conflicting reports on how he’s doing. Some say that he’s on the mend, and others say that he’s about to slow dance with the Grim Reaper into the afterworld. And recently, it was reported that he’s on life support in the ICU. Well, Jamie’s daughter, Corrine Fox, heard that and immediately stamped “LIES” on that rumor. Corrine said that her dad has been out of the hospital for weeks and is well enough to play pickleball. Yes, pickleball! Is Jamie Foxx recovering in a retirement community in Boca?! And yes, I typed that as someone who quit a game of pickleball six seconds in after pulling a muscle from trying to hit that goddamn plastic Swedish cheese ball – Complex
You know shit’s bad when Dolly Parton releases a political rock song about the crap state of the world – Lainey Gossip
Janelle Monáe Has Gone Viral For Her Sexy New Music Video (And For A Clip Of Her Flashing Her Titties)
Janelle Monáe has a new album coming out next month, The Age of Pleasure, and she just released the video for her new single, “Lipstick Lover”. Billboard describes the sexy vid as “a savory visual highlighting [Janelle’s] adoration for women”. Translation: so many butts, so many boobs. Obviously, this entire post is NSFW (NippleS & Fannies [not the British kind], Woohoo)!
Staffers Say “The Kelly Clarkson Show” Is A Traumatizing Work Environment (UPDATE)
Since its untimely, very public death– the vengeful ghost of The Ellen DeGeneres Show is now roaming the earthly plane of The Kelly Clarkson Show set because recently, numerous members of Kelly Clarkson’s staff are accusing the talk show of fostering a toxic workplace behind the scenes, and without Kelly’s knowledge.
Jeremy Allen White’s Wife, Addison Timlin, Files For Divorce
Entertainment Tonight reports that The Bear’s Jeremy Allen White and his wife Addison Timlin are over after 3 years of marriage. Addison filed for divorce yesterday in L.A. The couple have been together for about a decade and share two daughters: 4-year-old Ezer and 2-year-old Dolores. Bad news for their family, good news for all the Jeremy Allen White obsessives who were running out of ways to get rid of his wife in their nightly fantasies. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By A Kansas Man Dressed As A Can Of Bud Light Getting Arrested For DUI
Bud Light spent some time in the news recently when outrage and boycotts ensued after they dared to enter into a partnership with trans influencer, Dylan Mulvaney, when it seems that a large percentage of their customer base happens to be transphobic human sludge. And the company probably isn’t thrilled that they’re making news again; this time because of a Facebook post a Kansas sheriff’s office shared after they arrested a surprisingly-not-from-Florida-man for driving under the influence who also happened to be dressed as a Bud Light beer can.
John Travolta And Katherine Heigl Will Star As Lovers In An Upcoming Rom-Com
If you’ve been waiting for a romantic comedy between two lovers who could pass for father and daughter, you’re in luck! Because such a comedy is coming down the pipeline very soon titled That’s Amore! and it stars discarded diva Katherine Heigl and Scientology’s permanent prisoner John Travolta. Now, you may be thinking immediately, “Yeah, it’s a no from me, dawg,” but keep those negative thoughts to yourself. That is, until AFTER you hear about the premise for this horribly misguided attempt to make us remember John as an actor and re-love Katherine once again (but did we ever really love her?)