Khloe Kardashian’s recent baby shower was a baseball bat to the internet troll hornet’s nest. Comments galore have said that thing had more plastic walking around than a Mean Girls clique (what? I’m paraphrasing!), and their words were not spared on Kim Zolciak’s daughter, Brielle Biermann. Brielle tossed up a ‘gram, seen above, from the shower with the other three horsemen of the Apocalypse (aka Khloe, Wig, and Larsa Pippen), and it sent tongues and comments wagging because people were wondering what Amanda Lepore was doing between Khloe and Larsa. Brielle is now firing back to say mind your beeswax. She’ll plump those lips ‘til the cows come home! Continue reading
Every time I hear about Selena Gomez trying to get her shit together while still flopping around like a wide-eyed used car lot air dancer powered by the hot air emanating from Justin Bieber, I want to scream at her, “Girl, pull that air hose out of your ass and come down off that cross!” E! News reports that Selena may be making a small step in that direction by decamping from L.A. and heading home to Texas to “clear her head” after a rough patch with Justin and a disagreement involving his super churchy b-day party.
On the spectrum of T.J. Miller is a Mess scale of trainwreck measurement, this story about T.J. Miller probably falls at the absolute lowest end of the spectrum. And that’s got me all kinds of confused. Because if T.J. Miller isn’t acting like an extra-crispy entitled egomaniac, then is it even a T.J. Miller story? But here we are with a T.J. Miller story filled with minimal drama.
In December 2016, T.J. Miller got into a fight with an Uber driver named Wilson Deon Thomas III over newly-elected Trump. The fight turned physical between the two upon arriving at T.J.’s home after he allegedly slapped the driver in the head. The driver pulled a citizen’s arrest on T.J., and he was later arrested by the cops. TMZ says that while T.J. dodged criminal charges, he still faced a civil suit from Wilson. T.J. and Wilson reached a settlement last Thursday. TMZ says it’s not known what kind of settlement was reached, but they think T.J. paid Wilson enough money to keep the case from going to court.
Also, Wilson had claimed T.J. was high on whippits at the time of the attack. TMZ has some pictures taken by Wilson of the backseat of his vehicle, one of which shows a plastic bag filled with whippits boxes, while another features multiple nitrous canisters on the floor. I thought nitrous was supposed to make you giggly and jovial? Whatever T.J. was huffing clearly made him angry and punchy. I guess when you huff enough nitrous to power one of those aggressively macho cars from The Fast and the Furious movies, you’re able to turn into one.
I don’t think Sarah Drew’s going to be spending any time crying over spilled lactated ringers. Days after getting the axe from Grey’s Anatomy, Sarah’s just landed a lead role as a cop named Cagney. Yes, that Cagney. According to The Hollywood Reporter, CBS is making a pilot for a rebooted Cagney & Lacey because, who’s gonna stop them?
During an industry panel at the INTV 2018 conference, the producers of Netflix’s The Crown revealed they spent more money on snively Prince Philip than they did on the actual crown meaning the queen meaning the actual star of the fucking show it says it right there in the title goddammit! Variety reports that Netflix had been paying Matt Smith’s no-eyebrow-having ass more than Golden Globe winning actress Claire Foy for the past two seasons.
BBC News is reporting that legendary theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and all-round science genius Stephen Hawking died early this morning at his home in Cambridge at the age of 76. At least in this universe, that’s what happened. Right, Stephen?