Night Crumbs

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Iggy Azalea brought the day-shift Reno stripper elegance to the Much Music Awards and the people behind her don’t seem that impressed. Either they do know it’s Iggy and can’t be bothered or they don’t know it’s Iggy since it looks like she’s on her third face – Lainey Gossip

Several members of the Child Army spent the day before Father’s Day with Brad Pitt. Those kids probably gave the performances of their lives as they said, “Oh yeah, that art is real good, dad,” after Brad showed them his sculptures – Celebitchy

I wish Cellino & Barnes weren’t fighting, because I need a strong legal team to file a lawsuit against Adriana Lima on behalf of my abuelita’s estate for stealing her signature Sunday mass look – Drunken Stepfather

The slow whoring of Kenya Moore’s wedding has begun – Reality Tea

It probably took at least 6 million hours to do the video of the Games of Thornes cast doing I Will Survive but it was worth every second – Towleroad

What in bedazzled fungus HELL is Bella Thorne wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

Who ordered the pizza with pepperoni, mushroom, olives and ASS? – Popoholic

American Idol wants Lionel Richie to be a judge and well, if talks break down over money, they can always get his clay bust from the Hello video – Just Jared

To fap or not to fap: a skinnier Jonah Hill in a tank top – Popsugar

Run, Tommy, run! – Pajiba

While some of us are melting at our desks from this gross ass heatwave, Gillian Anderson is living the life by slipping a nip on a boat in Italy – The Nip Slip

“I’ll totally tag you in an Instagram post if you give me this for free, please!”Tori Spelling trying to get the cashier at Sally Beauty to give her a jar of purple Manic Panic for free after her AMEX declined – SOW

Lena Dunham hates her followers – IDLYITW



Open Post: Hosted By J-Rod Working The Ho Stroll In Paris

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Around this time last year, the completely natural and real couple of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston spread their organic love throughout Europe while keeping the paps working overtime. This year, it was the completely natural and real couple of  JLo and A-Rod’s turn to graciously help out the paparazzi industry by leading them through France.

J-Rod started off their trip to France on a yacht in Nice (because what’s the point of doing a photo-op couples tour if you’re not going to give the paps at least one swimsuit shot) and they ended in Paris where they decided to really spice up a photo-op by bringing in props! J-Rod’s couples photo-op choreographer gave them matching ice cream cone props J-Rod spontaneously bought ice cream cones and worked it for the paps while looking so in love. That picture above clearly shows who’s the pro and who’s the amateur. JLo is striking a perfect JCPenney catalog pose for the paps and knows not to completely eat the prop, while amateur ass A-Rod is eating the prop!

Every pro pap poser knows that you’re not supposed to completely devour the ice cream prop. A half-eaten ice cream cone looks ugly in pictures! You’re supposed to sensually lick it like it’s your lover’s down-low part. But in A-Rod’s defense, JLo eventually went in on her ice cream cone too (see: first picture in the gallery below). If the old rumor about steroid use is actually true, then JLo probably just wanted a mouthful of something for a change.

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Hanson Shitting On Justin Bieber Is A Thing I Didn’t Know I Needed

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t mean that literally, of course. I have a lot of kinks (like wanting to be yelled at by Patti LuPone and watching porn while eating Popeye’s chicken. I mean, the grease makes for good – I’ll stop), but overaged twink scat porn isn’t one of them, thankyverymuch. If Hanson got big after Justin Bieber did, we’d all probably call them the unholy trinity of Bieber impersonators, so them hating on Bieber is some pot meet kettle shit, but I still love every bit of it.

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Drake Bell Is Really Mad He Wasn’t Invited To Josh Peck’s Wedding

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Josh Peck and Drake Bell have appeared on multiple Nickelodeon TV shows together (The Amanda Show, Drake & Josh, the two Drake & Josh specials). But that was clearly a long time ago. Josh is no longer a chubby kid in a series of bad wigs, and Drake has moved on to the messy former child star chapter of his life. By all accounts, they’re not close. That didn’t stop Drake from pouting online about not getting an invitation to Josh’s wedding.

Josh Peck married his girlfriend Paige O’Brien on Saturday. E! News says that several fans wondered online why Drake Bell was MIA from the wedding. Drake took his complaints to Twitter and tweeted (then deleted) “When you’re not invited to the wedding the message is clear…” which was followed by “Loyalty is key. ALWAYS remember where you came from.”

That’s not to say Josh didn’t invite any of his former co-workers to his wedding. On the contrary, E! says the guest list included his Grandfathered co-star John Stamos, as well as the mom of the two 4-year-old twins who plays Josh’s on-screen daughter.

I’m sure there’s a very good reason for why Drake didn’t get invited. Weddings are expensive, and Josh probably only had enough money left in the budget for one extra celebrity guest. And when it comes down to it, you know he’s always going to keep a seat open for Oprah.

When everything your crush says is funny. #imwithopera

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Miles Teller Was Arrested For Being A Drunk Mess In Public

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

TMZ says that Miles Teller was arrested in San Diego early Sunday morning for public intoxication, the least dangerous of drunk arrests, but still one of the more obnoxious ones. Miles, who was partying with some friends, was approached by police after he was seen having trouble standing upright on a sidewalk. Police sources tell TMZ that when they started questioning Miles, he got angry and refused to cooperate. Miles allegedly lost his balance and fell into a traffic lane, and that’s when the police decided he was too drunk to be outside and cuffed him. Miles did not go quietly into the night.

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Carrie Fisher Had Cocaine And Other Drugs In Her System At The Time Of Her Death

June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

That picture of Gary Fisher gazing at his human soulmate was supposed to be a tiny bit of happiness in this field of sadness of a post, but looking at it has really brought the sads. Damn me for that.

J. Harvey posted over the weekend about how The Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office ruled that Carrie Fisher’s death happened because of a mixture of things including sleep apnea, atherosclerotic heart disease and possibly drugs that were taken before she died. Her death was ultimately ruled “undetermined.” We didn’t know exactly what drugs were in Carrie’s system at the time, but today, the full report was released to public eyes.

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