Wendy Williams Was Found Drunk And Taken To The Hospital After Reports Of Husband’s Mistress Giving Birth
Wendy Williams is in a bad place, girl. Wendy had been away from her show for two months and had a litany of problems including but not limited to: sitting down too much, slurring on her show, ghosts, and cheating rumors. Her friends were worried for her but she seemed to rally and finally stepped over the corpses of the co-hosts trying to replace her, and got back on her purple chair. She then immediately assured us everything in her marriage was fine and then a few days later revealed she was in a sober house to help with her fight against addiction.
Well, things have taken a turn and it’s not continuing her upward momentum. Wendy was then spotted without her wedding ring and we were all like, “Is this finally it?! Will she finally leave her cheating slut husband for good?!” Who knows, but Wendy definitely has another reason to pack her husband’s bags and have them waiting for him by the door: his alleged mistress supposedly gave birth to a daughter. Wendy took the news about as well as you’d expect and has allegedly relapsed so bad she needed to go to the hospital.
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There’s rumors that the supposed fallout between Duchess Kate and her ex-best friend forever, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley Rose Hansbury, could be from an affair between Prince William and Marchioness Rose. How do you say “ESCANDALO” in snobby British? If this rumor goes anywhere, I just pray it doesn’t go to a place where we hear about how Prince William once sexted Marchioness Rose, saying that he wants to be her tampon. Or since this is the 21st century, her Diva Cup. We don’t need that – Lainey Gossip
My thoughts and prayers are with movie theater clean-up crews who will have to dispose of the shriveled and dehydrated bodies of the nerds who creamed themselves dead from watching all three goddamn hours of that new Avengers movie – Pajiba
I was planning on watching the second season of Pose, but now I’m going to watch it until my eyeballs fall off because of two words: La LuPone! – Socialite Life
If you’re a middle schooler looking for a book report topic, snooty British society rag Tatler has something for you! Great Britain needs a reason to feel good about itself since it is royally screwing up its own Brexit, so it’s going for a tried-and-true pick-me-up: slamming Duchess Meghan in a thoughtful way! The magazine spent a long-ass time describing the first year of life with Meghan, even though it’s still about two months from her one-year anniversary with Prince Harry. The glossy magazine shades everything from Meghan choosing NOT to fire a gun with Harry in the countryside (EGAD!) and speculates she’ll divorce his ass after they have a couple of kids. Don’t get too excited, Thomas and Samantha Markle. Tatler shat on y’all, too.