Ryan Seacrest Blames Mariah Carey For That Disaster Of A NYE Performance

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

We’re about to enter the homestretch for 2017 and we’re still fascinated by “The Humiliation Of Mimi” aka Mariah Carey’s clustereff of an NYE performance in Times Square. Mimi and her sparkletoe haughtily sashayed across the stage, shading everyone but herself when seeming technical difficulties made her rendition of “Emotions” look like an aborted karaoke attempt. Afterwards, Mimi and Dick Clark Productions (who have produced the NYE TImes Square show for ABC for umpteen years) hissed at each other in the press as to whose fault it was. But, during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, omnipresent hosting entity Ryan Seacrest insinuated that the fault ultimately lay with Ms. Carey, according to People. Continue reading

Some Think That Kylie Jenner Is Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

There’s online speculation that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s mystery baby surrogate is none other than her little half-sister Kylie Jenner. Why doesn’t the Koven just skip these formalities and just merge together into a giant disgusting ball of taupe plastic and bake in the sun by one of their pools in Calabasas? They can set up some sort of webcam so the “fans” can check in on the Karjenner Ball now and then. Don’t hate me, I also nauseated myself with that one. Continue reading

Stevie Wonder Took Both Knees For “America” After Trump’s NFL Comments

September 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Stevie Wonder ended his performance at the Global Citizens Music Festival in NYC last night by taking a knee in protest of President SexistEgotisticalLyingHypocriticalBigot Trump‘s condemnation of pro sports players protesting injustice during games. But Stevie’s other knee joined the first one in prayer for everybody!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Raccoon Who Went For A Ride-Along With The Cops

September 23, 2017 / Posted by:

I think the citizens of Colorado Springs, CO (aka the land of The Mad Pooper) can all heave out a sigh of relief knowing that their neighborhoods are being safeguarded by this furry-faced defender of the law. The Denver Post reported on this little guy who decided to hitch a ride on Officer Christopher Frabbiele’s patrol car as he was on the way to a call for a serious car accident. Eventually, Officer Frabbiele pulled over and the raccoon’s free ride was over. It hopped off and ran away. Colorado Springs PD even posted about it on their Facebook page.

Officer Ringtail is probably the best partner that Officer Frabbiele has ever had! Although I’m not sure that his passenger was exactly thrilled about his sudden journey. It looks like he’s clinging to that windshield for dear life and probably have been happier knocking over trash cans.



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