Kensington Palace tweeted out the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s annual Christmas card picture earlier today. I always assumed British Christmas was the same kind we’ve got here across the pond. But based on this picture, I’d think Christmas in the UK is the day your family poses like mannequins in matchy-matchy ensembles for a high-end department store called Christopher Thomas. A store in which all the clothes come in tastefully muted pastels, and the numbers on the price tags have been replaced with the words, “Oh dear, if you have to ask how much it is…”
The fruit of Sarah Palin’s loins, Track Palin, has been arrested on domestic violence charges in the motherland of Wasilla, Alaska for the second time in two years. It’s starting to get hard to keep track of Track’s track record.
The New York Daily News reports that Mariah Carey has contractually agreed to stay “positively silent” about her ex-fiancé James Packer in exchange for that generous settlement she received. Essentially Mariah agreed to a metric ton of hush money and a 35-carat ball-gag. James has also agreed to stay quiet, although he doesn’t have a giant diamond to help him with that.
Mira Sorvino was one of the many famous women to speak out about her alleged awful experience with Harvey Weinstein after his alleged terrible behavior was exposed back in October. Mira told The New Yorker that Harvey repeatedly attempted to pursue her while promoting Mighty Aphrodite in 1995 (Mighty Aphrodite was distributed by Miramax). Mira believed that telling Harvey “No” so many times is the reason why her career went from hot to lukewarm. Harvey responded by saying that there were “never any acts of retaliation against any women for refusing his advances.”
Well, Harvey might have been lying when he claimed there was no retaliation taken. Directors Peter Jackson and Terry Zwigoff both claim that Harvey actively encouraged them not to work with Mira Sorvino. Harvey allegedly pushing someone out of the spotlight? Where have I heard that one before.
After decades of unchecked sexual harassment came to light last week, Mario Batali has been shit-canned from his job at The Chew, The Food Network has pumped the brakes on a planned Malto Mario reboot, and according to The Washington Post, Mario has stepped down from day to day operations at 26 restaurants he co-owns. You would think Mario would take all that as a clear indication that nobody wants to see or hear from his ass, but apparently he still thought it would be a good idea to continue to pen the email newsletter for his empire. I bet he still thinks people want him to play Santa at the company holiday party too.
Deisey and Blue, the Siberian Huskies who got into a tug o’war to the death!
Instagram user buckle8282 (via Tastefully Offensive) posted a video of her two Siberian Huskies, Deisey and Blue, reenacting the Lady and the Tramp scene if the Lady and the Tramp were in a rivalry and were also sisters. Somehow, Deisey and Blue got into fighting over a piece of paper and it turned into the battle of a lifetime. This is what it looks like when two bottoms decide who is going to bite the bullet and top.
That video ends on a cliffhanger and we have no idea who won. Honestly, I’m not sure if any of them have won yet. The world will end, the roaches will die and there will be Deisey and Blue fighting over a tiny piece of paper.