Wendy Williams Was Found Drunk And Taken To The Hospital After Reports Of Husband’s Mistress Giving Birth

/ March 27, 2019

Wendy Williams is in a bad place, girl. Wendy had been away from her show for two months and had a litany of problems including but not limited to: sitting down too much, slurring on her show, ghosts, and cheating rumors. Her friends were worried for her but she seemed to rally and finally stepped over the corpses of the co-hosts trying to replace her, and got back on her purple chair. She then immediately assured us everything in her marriage was fine and then a few days later revealed she was in a sober house to help with her fight against addiction.

Well, things have taken a turn and it’s not continuing her upward momentum. Wendy was then spotted without her wedding ring  and we were all like, “Is this finally it?! Will she finally leave her cheating slut husband for good?!” Who knows, but Wendy definitely has another reason to pack her husband’s bags and have them waiting for him by the door: his alleged mistress supposedly gave birth to a daughter. Wendy took the news about as well as you’d expect and has allegedly relapsed so bad she needed to go to the hospital.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ March 27, 2019

Sound Bites lolly!

The late-90s, a time when an actual rocket scientist came up with a spinning lollipop that hit the inside of your head with sounds whenever you bit into it. That rocket scientist Andrew Filo obviously had stocks in dental companies too, because Sound Bites would break your teeth AND give you cavities.

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Birthday Sluts

/ March 27, 2019
Mariah Carey (49 or 50)
Kimbra (29)
Holliday Grainger (31)
Jessie J (31)
Brenda Song (31)
Caroline Winberg (34)
Fergie (44)
Nathan Fillion (48)
Elizabeth Mitchell (49)

Pic: Wenn.com

Pauley Perrette (50)
Talisa Soto (52)
Dave Koz (56)
Quentin Tarantino (56)
Xuxa (56)
Vicki Gunvalson (57)
Michael York (77)
Julian Glover (84)
Gloria Swanson (1899-1983)
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 42 – Another Day, Another Plot Twist In The Jussie Smollett Saga

/ March 27, 2019

The 16 charges against Jussie Smollett have all been dropped, and while Allison and I talk about that, we of course get into the plight of the sewers and the environment thanks to baby wipes. Blame Terrence Howard, as usual. We also talk about Elisabeth Hasselbeck praying to god over Rosie O’Donnell having a crush on her, Barbra Streisand’s not-so-hot take on Leaving Neverland, and chickenpox parties.

Also on the plate: Scary Spice getting on Ginger Spice, Julianne Moore wanting to wear a fat suit, Pauly D’s etched abs, and Keanu Reeves’ entertaining the people on a bus. We end with Dlisted Court where we decide if sampling food at a grocery store is wrong or right. I hope they don’t get podcasts in heaven, because my abuelita, who was a sampling food master, doesn’t need to hear this.

You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, Spotify, and Google Play. And if you’ve got any ideas, tips or need advice, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com.

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Night Crumbs

/ March 26, 2019

There’s rumors that the supposed fallout between Duchess Kate and her ex-best friend forever, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley Rose Hansbury, could be from an affair between Prince William and Marchioness Rose. How do you say “ESCANDALO” in snobby British? If this rumor goes anywhere, I just pray it doesn’t go to a place where we hear about how Prince William once sexted Marchioness Rose, saying that he wants to be her tampon. Or since this is the 21st century, her Diva Cup. We don’t need that – Lainey Gossip 

My thoughts and prayers are with movie theater clean-up crews who will have to dispose of the shriveled and dehydrated bodies of the nerds who creamed themselves dead from watching all three goddamn hours of that new Avengers movie – Pajiba

I was planning on watching the second season of Pose, but now I’m going to watch it until my eyeballs fall off because of two words: La LuPone! – Socialite Life

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Tatler Wrote a Highbrow Take-Down Piece on Duchess Meghan

/ March 26, 2019

If you’re a middle schooler looking for a book report topic, snooty British society rag Tatler has something for you! Great Britain needs a reason to feel good about itself since it is royally screwing up its own Brexit, so it’s going for a tried-and-true pick-me-up: slamming Duchess Meghan in a thoughtful way! The magazine spent a long-ass time describing the first year of life with Meghan, even though it’s still about two months from her one-year anniversary with Prince Harry. The glossy magazine shades everything from Meghan choosing NOT to fire a gun with Harry in the countryside (EGAD!) and speculates she’ll divorce his ass after they have a couple of kids. Don’t get too excited, Thomas and Samantha Markle. Tatler shat on y’all, too.

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