Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren Parsekian have named their first kid, a daughter, Story Annabelle Paul. Aaron and Lauren must be Punky Brewster fans. The name works for me. I mean, Aaron slobbers out pure cheese about his wife “Pretty Bird” so much that it’s fitting that their child have the initials SAP – Celebitchy
I don’t know why Isabelle Huppert is wearing almost the same denim suit I wore as a toddler during an Olan Mills family photoshoot, but I do know that she wore it better – Lainey Gossip
Cynthia Bailey of Real Housewives of Atlanta may have broken up with her sole storyline this season – Reality Tea
Gus Kenworthy broke his thumb, so he can’t shake Mike Pence’s hand, but he’s still got a working middle finger that he can use to tell the VP how he really feels – Towleroad
Forgot to wear pants: Blake Lively did – Drunken Stepfather
I never noticed this before, but Bradley Whitford with sunglasses on sort of gives me mini Warren Beatty vibes – Pajiba
Natalie Portman showed up to an event dressed like a spoiled rich toddler going to a fancy funeral – Popoholic
Professional house hunters (it feels like they’re always house hunting) Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus hit up the pap stroll today – Just Jared
If Pixar’s Inside Out took place in Marilyn Manson’s mind, one might guess his five emotions would be sad, depressed, melancholy, horniness, and boredom. Go ahead and replace one of those (boredom?) with insecure, and then promote it to the top spot on the list. Last night during a show in Huntington, NY, Pitchfork says that Marilyn had a bit of a meltdown on stage after the audience failed to tell him how much they loved him.
It’s weird to think it wasn’t THAT long ago when you saw Adam Levine doing everything short of wolf-whistling ringside at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Eventually, he got married to one of the Victoria’s Secret models he wolf-whistled at, Behati Prinsloo, and those two have become a domestic rocker/model duo, especially now that she just gave birth to their second baby.
E! News says Behati gave birth to a daughter they named Geo Grace Levine. I really hope I’m not the only one who heard that name and is now seriously considering Netflix and chilling to Gia tonight. Adam and Behati announced they were expecting in September, just a year after she gave birth to their first daughter, Dusty Rose. Adam, however, told Ellen DeGeneres during an interview he didn’t expect this to be their last tater tot:
“I want a lot [of kids], I thrive in chaos. She was an only child, so she wants like 100 babies. I don’t know if I can do that. That’s a lot of babies.”
His so-called “thriving” in chaos certainly explains why he’s been a constant in all 400 seasons of The Voice, but has anyone chatted with Behati? Pushing out a stream of kids just to give Adam the chaos he craves seems a little one-sided in the marriage contract!
Just last year, Jocelyn Wildenstein, the most gorgeous Thundercat that ever was, told The Mirror that she’s spent over $7 million dollars on hundreds of plastic surgery procedures throughout the decades, and that she’d keep getting her face tweaked into her 80s. (She’s 77 now). There’s also that legendary Vanity Fair piece from 1998 where her late billionaire ex-husband Alec Wildenstein said that after she got her eyes done for the first time and they got his-and-hers facelifts, she went wild and was always getting her mug touched by a plastic surgeon’s scalpel. A friend told Vanity Fair that they don’t remember a time when Jocelyn wasn’t healing from surgery, and that everyone believed she was trying to look like a cat.
Well, either Jocelyn and her fiancé have taken delusions of grandeur to levels we’ve never seen before, or none of us have eyes that really work. Because Jocelyn and her 51-year-old fashion designer fiancé Lloyd Klein (the same fiancé she gets into messy, violent fights with) tell the The Daily Mail that the USDA can practically certify her face as organic, because she’s barely done anything to it.
No, not anal beads…unless Eminem threw them at him!
Someone at an Elton John concert on Wednesday night didn’t get the memo that Mardi Gras, because someone hurled beads at his face. TMZ says Elton had invited the front row at his Wednesday night performance for his Million Dollar Piano residency at Caesars Palace. You can see at the 5-second mark how the toss happens during “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting.” The beads whack him in the kisser, and Elton recoils in the same disgusted look of shock that I had the time I accidentally found my brother’s stash of Playboys (fine, it wasn’t an accident…I had heard he had them and Burt Reynolds was in one showing that sexy weasel of a mustache). See? This is why we can’t have nice things.
The whole toss fiasco clearly spooked Elton, as he stopped to check his mouth and make sure nothing had been done. The band kept playing, and you could tell Elton was figuring out if he was going to take the microphone and, to the tune of “Rocket Man,” fist whoever chucked ‘dem beads. After 35 seconds of hemming and hawing, he fired back up again. Alas, he probably remembered he only has 300 performances left with these peasants before he’s spending his afternoons sipping Pimm’s Cups poolside with Elizabeth Hurley.
Graceland in Memphis is closed today so Lisa Marie Presley can cross the velvet rope and rummage through all the couches and shag carpet in hopes of finding some change…a lot of change. Despite being the heiress to the hip-shaking empire, Elvis Presley’s daughter claims she is in deep debt doo doo to the tune of $16 million. Continue reading