That infection that dared to fuck with Abby Lee Miller could possibly be cancer. Abby’s orthopedic spine surgeon, Dr. Hooman Melamed, talked to People yesterday, saying that Abby was paralyzed from the neck down because of a bitch of an infection that messed with her spine. After doing back surgery on her, Abby was able to move again and was headed to rehab to continue her recovery. But Dr. Hooman is back with worse news. He tells Entertainment Tonight that Abby has Burkitt Lymphoma, a form of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. He’s waiting to get pathology and oncology results before confirming that Abby has cancer. That should happen in the next two days or so.
Aybo and Thabo are so cute! https://t.co/kvO7bcLHMe
— Hornet Stories (@HornetStories) April 17, 2018
Aybo and Thabo, the gorillas who put on a hot gay sex show at the Rotterdam Zoo in Amsterdam!
Amsterdam’s Red Light District was temporarily moved to the Rotterdam Zoo in Rotterdam earlier this week when two young male gorillas named Aybo and Thabo proved that even imprisoned gorillas in the Netherlands are getting more ass than me. Shirley Kroos, nature photographer, just happened to be there and took pictures that really should have the Sean Cody logo on the bottom right.
Shirley told Metro that they were getting into toy play (not like that!) before they got into foreplay (hugging and rolling around) and later, ass play. And Shirley loved it.
‘They were doing some adult things with each other playfully. Before and after they were running around with some toys they were given by the zookeepers. So they were just in a playful mood and enjoyed each other’s company. It was great watching these two boys having fun together – they made me laugh and it was very unique capturing them on camera.”
Hornet did a little informational video of one gorilla rottering the dam of another gorilla. The eyes the top throws at the camera is either saying, “Trick, you better give us 95% of the ad profits when you upload this to PornHub,” or “Privacy please!”
This is the opposite of “get a room!” This is some “get out of OUR room!” shit. The Rotterdam Zoo should either get those gorillas a privacy curtain for dry sexy times or get them a Falcon Studios contract. I doubt those gorillas want to give that show away for free.
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Ugh, here comes St. Angie Jolie to mess up the villainess image of Maleficent again. I miss the days when Maleficent was the villain in a movie – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but while Porsha Williams is setting up residency in NeNe Leakes’ ass cave, Sheree Whitfield is doing the same in Wig’s ass cave – Reality Tea
I hope that Harry Anderson and Barbara Bush like bowing, because they’re going to be doing a lot of that while making their way to the afterworld with a true furry royal jewel (not to be confused with Prince Hot Ginge’s furry royal jewels).
Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are getting married in a month, and they really should postpone. I’m not just saying that because I don’t want them to get married. I’m not that selfish. I’m also saying that because the royal family and the world needs to devote at least a year to mourning this tragic loss. THE QUEEN’S trustiest advisers, her corgis, are no more. The last of the royal corgis, Willow, was put to sleep at Windsor Castle on Sunday. Corgi-in-waiting Willow was 14.
Unfortunately, the book isn’t being written in ALL-CAPS., so it’s not 100-proof Kanye West.
Kanye has dipped his ground-adjacent genius nub (what he probably calls his toe) into many things: music, fashion, reality TV marriage. But he recently returned to Twitter to tweet a philosophy book in real time.