Lady Gaga Will Appear At A Deposition For Dr. Luke and Kesha’s Legal Drama

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The ongoing legal Battle Royale taking place between talk-singing pop songstress Kesha and scruffy alleged perv Dr. Luke is quickly transforming into the most depressing concert ever. And now, after being subpoenaed last monthLady Gaga has been added to the roster to shake and shimmy in the courtroom. Gaga was unsure of when she’d be deposed, but now sources can confirm that her headlining act at Fuckery Fest 2017 will be taking place sometime in September.

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A Decade Of Rash, I Mean, Kardashian

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a solid ten years since our screens weren’t dominated by nasal-voiced broads hawking lip plumper and eyelash extensions. The Hollywood Reporter is out with a biblical-length profile titled “The Kardashian Decade” entailing all the behind the scenes dish on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The serious cover, nude-colored wardrobes and the fact that the whole thing blurts “KIM IS MAKE-UP FREE! ALERT THE TOWN CRIER” in the first three sentences are supposed to make us think this is Raw! Unscripted! Real! Kar! Dash!

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Emma Stone Was Paid A Lot Of Money This Year

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Last year, for the second year in a row, Jennifer Lawrence was awarded a celebrity bank account’s highest, most-esteemed honor: the title of The World’s Highest Paid Actress. This year Jennifer’s bank account weeps bittersweet mascara tears like the runner-up in a pretty dollar beauty pageant, because JLaw’s Hollywood BFF Emma Stone is at the top of the list this time.

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Birthday Sluts

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Belinda Carlisle (59)
Gracie Gold (22)
Taissa Farmiga (23)
Austin Butler (26)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (27)
Lil B (28)
Brady Corbet (29)
Bryton James (31)
Mark Salling (35)
Giuliana Rancic (43)
Donnie Wahlberg (48)
Helen McCrory (49)
David Conrad (50)
Gilby Clark (55)
Sue Hawk (56)
Sean Penn (57)
Rick Hilton (62)
Judith Regan (64)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (64)
Julian Fellows (68)
Martha Coolidge (71)
Larry Ellison (73)
Robert De Niro (74)
Mae West (1893-1980)

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Night Crumbs

August 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes talks about her twangy West Virginia accent in Logan Lucky, saying she got it from a dialect coach. Was the dialect coach a scratched Britney and Kevin: Chaotic DVD? Because that’s what it sounds like – Lainey Gossip

Another day, another story about how Chris Pratt’s marriage ended because he worked too much and definitely not because his ego inflated like a helium balloon – Celebitchy

I’m starting to think Kris Jenner recently sent her daughters a memo forbidding them to leave the house in a bra – The Nip Slip

While we’re on the topic of nipples, one of Bella Thorne’s decided to pop out and say hello – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Oh good, a new place for The Real Housewives of Orange County to get into loud fights at – Reality Tea

Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret lingerie and ass-less leather chaps, which I believe is totally the exact same outfit you get when you sign up for one of those City Slickers-type cattle drives – Hollywood Tuna

Seeing Patrick Stewart with hair is like…well, like seeing Patrick Stewart with hair; it’s not right! – Pajiba

Here’s Demi Lovato giving you a look I like to call Bed, Bath, and Beyond Thirsty – Popoholic

Clay Aiken apologizes for being a “f*****g dumbass” by defending Trump – Towleroad

Tiffany Haddish says she used to live in a 2-door Geo Metro hatchback. Tiffany could teach those tiny house people from HGTV a thing or two – OMG Blog

P!nk is back and she’s addressing some heavy issues with modern dance in the video for “What About Us” – Boy Culture

After 16 years together, Helen Hunt and her boyfriend are done. They deserve an award. By my rough calculations, 16 years is approximately 4.8 million in Hollywood years – Just Jared

Basketball Wives news you might be able to use: things are still very messy between Jackie Christie and her daughter – Starcasm

John Heard’s cause of death has been released, and he reportedly died of a heart attack – Popsugar

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