All the One Direction guys are all off doing their own thing now. Zayn Malik was the first to jump ship and release an album. Eventually the rest started releasing music that will definitely show up on a BuzzFeed list in 2028 called “14 boy banders who tried to go solo.” Liam Payne, the one who made a baby with Cheryl, released his debut song as a solo artist called Strip That Down. So of course he was asked about the other solo music being released by the other members of 1D.
While promoting her upcoming album Witness earlier this month, Katy Perry strongly implied there would be no bitchy follow-up to Taylor Swift’s Katy Perry-hating song Bad Blood. It was almost as if Katy had matured out of their tired middle school fight. Hahahaha, how silly and naive we all were! But of course Katy still wants to scratch at Taylor.
Bryan Amann, the Arizona attention whore who saw the spotlight, stepped into the spotlight and conquered the spotlight!
On Wednesday in Scottsdale, a news chopper was covering a three-car crash that also involved an office building. Bryan was at his desk in a different office building and while watching Fox10’s livefeed, he realized the chopper was close to him and that’s when he realized that was the time to finally fulfill his lifelong dream of sharing his spectacular dance moves with the world (or at least those watching a local news livefeed in the afternoon)!!!!
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Taylor Swift is apparently “bummed” that the news of her latest British boyfriend (which her PR team totally didn’t leak) got out. I don’t blame Tay Tay. She and her latest British boyfriend probably planned to make their couple debut in totally not staged paparazzi pics and they spent weeks working with a body language expert and acting coaches only to be foiled! – Lainey Gossip
Uma Thurman in pink >>>>>>>>> Bella Hadid in pink – Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried needs to take pap stroll walking lessons from her dog because that pooch is working it – Drunken Stepfather
You probably won’t see any “For your consideration” ads for Mom in the trades, or whatever, because they’re giving their entire $250,000 awards campaign budget to Planned Parenthood – Popsugar
Lisa Vanderpump celebrates (temporarily) saving the dogs of Yulin, and I’d clap for her, but I’m too busy loving the dog throwing a “Bitch, what are you wearing?” side-eye at Jiggy – Reality Tea
Arrested Development is getting another encore season – Jezebel
You’ll love Frankie Grande Latte’s new song if you love songs that sound like they were rejected from a knock-off Hedwig musical done by a community theater – Towleroad
‘Til’ Tuesday era Aimee Mann + Edwards Scissorhands + Company B + a drop of Miss Havisham = Nicole Kidman in punk drag – Pajiba
Kendall Jenner’s new La Perla ads are out and those plastic flowers are out-posing her – Hollywood Tuna
Emily RideAJetSki is serving “rich mannequin giving itself a breast self-exam” – Popoholic
The answer is: DUH! – The Superficial
In case you don’t watch The Leftovers, here’s some wild crotch bush and peen brought to you by Jack Bennett – OMG Blog
Amber Heard’s Mera looks more like Ariel from The Little Mermaid going to a costume party as Poison Ivy – Just Jared
Does anybody know someone in the Southern California area who can tint my car windows pitch black on the cheap? Because I’ve already caused many drivers to suffer secondhand embarrassment while watching me sing and dance to some little pop star’s song and I don’t want to do that to more innocent drivers who may catch me singing and dancing to Selena Gomez’s new song. The drivers of Southern California have been through enough!
Yesterday, Selena Gomez teased a piece of her new single Bad Liar and it was clear she sampled Talking Heads’ Psycho Killer. That made me prematurely raise an angry fist. But the full song was released today and I actually like it. This isn’t the first Selena Gomez song that I’ve liked either. Or the second. God, help me.
There is a majorly thick “Harpo, who dis woman?” vibe floating around the song. First of all, in her single’s artwork, that’s a freshly showered Miley Cyrus lying on a cot in a mental hospital and you can’t tell me otherwise. Second of all, a baby Regina Spektor is singing this song and you also can’t tell me otherwise.
Justin Tranter and Julia Michaels, who wrote the song, told Variety that they all love Talking Heads so they decided to use the bassline from Psycho Killers. Selena’s label apparently played the song for David Byrne and he gave it his stamp of approval and also tweeted about it today. Talking Heads’ bass player Tina Weymouth, who created that bassline, also seemed to be okay with it by saying, “It’s good to be appreciated.”
Oh, and I don’t need car tinter recommendations after all. I’ll just hide the embarrassing sight of my sad car dancing by painting my windows with black house paint.