Justin Bieber Made An Appearance During Ariana Grande’s Closing Coachella Set

/ April 22, 2019

Looks like Justin Bieber is feeling better because he’s been popping up all over the place. Justin recently let the world know he was going through it and needed us to pray for him to get over some depression he was dealing with. Well, PRAYERS WORK, because Justin shook off that dark cloud of sadness and took it to the stage by joining Ariana Grande at the last show of her Coachella set.

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Kanye West Sold $50 Socks And Other Overpriced Crap At His Coachella Sunday Service

/ April 22, 2019

Kanye West had his Sunday Service at Coachella yesterday as planned, and as expected he brought out the full range of fuckery. Not only was it a Kanye West concert, so it was guaranteed full of self-indulgent Jesus comparisons (and on Easter Sunday? He has risen and then He left because He heard Kanye West music playing), but it was also mostly streamed through a gloryhole for some reason. Interesting choice.

Another interesting choice was Kanye’s decision to try and rob the people of Coachella blind by charging them crazy prices for his merch. Case in point: $50 Kanye West-brand socks.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ April 22, 2019

Globey from Pee-wee’s Playhouse!

On this Earth Day today, let’s pay tribute to one of the most accurate portrayals of planet Earth, because we all know that if Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be a French-accent having horn ball who is best friends with a dinosaur bird. Actually, if the Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be like me after watching that walrus scene in Our Planet: crying while guzzling down a bottle of $5 wine from Trader Joe’s over the state of the world. But still, let’s pay tribute to the globe on acid that was Globey!

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Birthday Sluts

/ April 22, 2019
John Waters (73)
Machine Gun Kelly (29)
Tyra Sanchez (31)
Amber Heard (33)
Amelle Berrabah (35)
Michelle Ryan (35)
Cassidy Freeman (37)
Shavo Odadjian (45)
Willie Robertson (47)
Ingo Rademacher (48)
Eric Mabius (48)

Pic: Baltimore Fishbowl

Sherri Shephard (52)
Sheryl Lee (52)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (53)
Ryan Styles (60)
Peter Frampton (69)
Issey Miyake (81)
Jack Nicholson (82)
Glen Campbell (1936-2017)
Charlotte Rae (1926-2018)
Bettie Page (1923-2008)
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Easter Open Post: Hosted By The Anti-Sexy Easter Display Crusader

/ April 21, 2019

Happy Easter, everyone! Do the right thing today. Take a moment in between making your yearly appearance at church and guzzling Bloody Marys while telling your children how selfish they are for whining about the Easter Egg Hunt eggs containing $1 bills and not twenties to bite the ear off a chocolate bunny in honor of Clifton, New Jersey’s Desiree Shepstone!

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Chris Brown And Nicki Minaj Are Touring Together This Summer And Fall

/ April 21, 2019

Go ahead and put September 13 in your calendar now as the date you absolutely 100% need to stay home and wash your hair, your American Girl Doll’s hair, your cat’s hair, your neighbor’s hair, all the hair, because September 13 is the first confirmed date of the just announced Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj joint Summer/Fall tour. Just when you didn’t think the world could get a little more Ew, No or WTF?, a planned tour between Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj goes and happens.

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