SNL’s Michael Che Still Insists Boston Is The Most Racist City In America

March 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Pretty much.” – J. Harvey, Bostonian

Michael Che’s a co-anchor on Saturday Night Live contribution to fake news – Weekend Update. He had a shitty experience when it came to being a black guy visiting Boston, and alluded to it during his segment on the Superbowl weekend episode this year. If you’ll remember, it was the Pats vs. the Atlanta Falcons vs. Lady Gaga faking jumping off the roof of NRG Stadium.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Judith Pronk, the original lead singer of Alice Deejay!

2000 must’ve been a nightmare year for you if you hated the song Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay, because it was absolutely everywhere and I don’t think you could make it through the week, let alone day, without hearing it once. They played it in stores, on the radio, at clubs, in gyms, at sports games, the birds hummed it, it was the soundtrack of your dreams, etc… etc…. You couldn’t escape it! Alice Deejay had other dance hits but none reached the peak that Better Off Alone reached.

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Birthday Sluts

March 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Steven Tyler (69)
Nina Agdal (25)
Carly Chaikin (27)
Jonathan Groff (32)
Keira Knightley (32)
Sara Jean Underwood (33)
Amy Smart (41)
Natasha Leggero (43)
T. R. Knight (44)
Larry Page (44)
Leslie Mann (45)
James Iha (49)
Kenny Chesney (49)
Michael Imperioli (51)
Eric Allen Kramer (55)
Jennifer Grey (57)
Leeza Gibbons (60)
Martin Short (67)
Vicki Lawrence (68)
Diana Ross (73)
James Caan (77)
Nancy Pelosi (77)
Alan Arkin (83)
Sandra Day O’Connor (87)
Leonard Nimoy (1931-2015)
Tennessee Williams (1911-1983)

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Open Post: Hosted By Matt McGorry’s Twerking

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Celebrities twerking can be as tired a pop culture phenomenon as it wants to be. Because when the hot dudebro from How To Get Away With Murder is popping that boi-pussy (I’m so sorry for typing that) in his underwear for Instagram licks, it’s more than ok.

Matt McGorry isn’t just an actor, strident social justice warrior and former bodybuilder, he’s also a male stripper wannabe. Dude’s lower body is almost hypnotic. I know he’s doing it for laughs but damn, where was this one when my bachelor party was being planned? Matt should totally (NSFW) Nomi Malone Jon Gosselin’s ass in Atlantic City and steal the spotlight when he has the time.

Matt, I know you’re an SJW and objectifying people probably isn’t your favorite, but I’m going to continue doing it with this next sentence. Less clothes next time, guy.

Watch Matt sell that ass and sell it righteously below.

Getting a quick twerkout in b4 the weekend.

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Jon Gosselin Is Now A Stripper

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Back when J. Harvey was a tyke and had to get a job behind the grill at Mickey D’s, his loving parents responded to his whining with an important life lesson – “there’s nobility to be found in any job, as long as you work hard and do your best.” They were wrong, of course. I was unable to keep up with the demand for Big Macs one Saturday, in addition to burning a co-worker with a white-hot fry basket while fielding an accusation from a harridan manageress that my McNuggets “weren’t fresh.” Nobility was in short shrift that day.

However, someone should console Ed Hardy’s most fallen angel, Unalamer Jon Gosselin, with my parents’ faulty wisdom. He’s gone from waiter to male stripper. His aging, Affliction tee-encased body might need some consoling hugs. Continue reading

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Amber Heard Feels That Every Closeted Gay Celebrity Should Come Out

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

That fishy Amber Heard chick (I’m referring to her upcoming role as Queen of the Seven Seas in Justice League, of course) has an opinion about gayness in Hollywood. Proud bi Amber says come out, come out, wherever you are. (Where they are is what Leah Remini is currently working overtime to destroy! Get HER to clean out those thetan closets, Amber.)

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