Scott Stapp Explains His Crazy Behavior, Admits He Has Bipolar Disorder

/ May 13, 2015

When Creed’s lead growler Scott Stapp yanked the steering wheel of his life and took a hard right into Crazytown last year, most people (including myself) figured all his ramblings about the CIA, Florida, Satan and seeing Fire People were the result of chasing too many dragons. Well, it turns out we were half right; Scott’s behavior was the result of drugs, but also had something to do with an undiagnosed case of bipolar disorder. Scott recently spoke to People about that “Scott, STAHP!” moment in his life. According to Scott, he’s “lucky to be alive” and blames his fucked up Intervention-level antics on a psychotic break that was brought on by booze and drug abuse.

“I was hallucinating. I drove around the United States for a month, following an angel that I saw on the hood of my car. In my delusional thinking, I thought my family was involved in ISIS, and that millions of dollars had been taken from me to support terrorism. All of it was nonsense. I was out of my mind.”

Eventually he checked into a facility to help him battle his demons, and they diagnosed him with bipolar disorder. Scott’s wife Jaclyn Stapp, who was doing the sayonara two-step over to a divorce lawyer’s office back in November but now seems to be sticking around, said the bipolar diagnosis didn’t exactly surprise her:

“It made sense. I definitely knew there was something going on for years, but I couldn’t pinpoint what it was.”

Scott says he’s currently sober and he’s working through a 12-step program. He also has a sponsor to make sure he doesn’t relapse, and is taking medication to manage the bipolar.

That loud whooshing sound you just heard was every resident of Florida breathing a sigh of relief that Scott Stapp’s erratic behavior was the result of too many drugs and too much booze. “Oh thank god! I was afraid it might be a side effect of living in Florida.

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The Samsung Galaxy Commercial (Featuring The “Pretty Girls” Video) Is Here

/ May 13, 2015

Since this week’s theme seems to beLet’s Take A Sloppy, Corn-Filled Soft Shit On Childhoods of the 80s,” here’s the Earth Girls Are Easy-inspired video for “Pretty Girls” starring Our Lady of Cheetos and the second hardest white girl rapper in the game (next to Sophia Grace, of course). Iggy Azalea co-directed this mess, so you already know how it’s going to go.

The song itself sounds like the fart “Fancy” pooted out after eating Gwen Stefani’sHarajuku Girls.” Brit Brit’s “Siri on helium” impersonation is spot-on and you can barely understand what Iggy is saying, which is probably a good thing. As for the video, I’ll take off my cunt cap (“That’s impossible. It’s permanently stitched into your skull.” – you) and start with the positives. Brit Brit in 80s drag is giving me “40-something Real Housewife of Orange County at an 80s costume party” and that IS the look. She’s also looking more alive than ever. In her videos, she usually looks as “into it” as John Travolta getting a massage from a woman. She even makes an OMGIMSOEXCITED face a few times. It’s as if the other director screamed, “Brit, act like papa just bought you a PUPPEH friend for Christmastimes!”

Now for the bad: EVERYTHING ELSE.

If you’re going to watch any part of this wreck, watch the Samsung Galaxy commercial masquerading as an acting scene at around the 2:05 mark. Iggy does an “alien as a Valley Girl” accent and it is a thing of wonder. It made my ear holes shit up question marks. Bitch’s accent sounds like what a sedated walrus would sound like if it tried to speak English.

I also like the end of the video when Brit Brit claps all excited-like while getting abducted by aliens. She was probably happy that she was being beamed out of that mess of a video.

And if you need a palate cleanser, here’s a scene from Earth Girls are Easy featuring the Pink Queen of Hollywood Angelyne. Iggy, take note. THIS is acting!

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Kylie Jenner’s Family Is Worried She Might Be Hanging Out With The Wrong Crowd

/ May 13, 2015

We all know that Kylie Jenner’s thing is being a future high school dropout and current filler enthusiast who spends her days tearing around Calabasas in trampy gutter skank couture with her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga and getting “high as fuck“, and I always assumed Kris Jenner was a-ok with that because, really, what else is a 17-year-old reality show millionaire and aspiring fame whore supposed to do?

However, People says Pimp Mama Kris and her family of drowsy-faced moneymakers are worried about the youngest earner at the Kardashian Khompound. According to a “friend” of Kylie’s, Satan’s Best™ don’t think she’s Lohan-levels of messy just yet, but “a few are worried” that Tyga and his friends might turn her that way.

“A lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers. That makes her mom the most nervous. She doesn’t want Kylie getting off track.”

A lot of Tyga’s friends are enablers.” Well no shit, Captain Obvious – friends don’t let friends go by a name as busted as Tyga.

But I think we probably all have the same response to this. All together now: DUH! Well, at least in regards to the ‘hanging around with the wrong crowd’ part; I’m actually a little shocked about that ‘family being concerned’ part. Who knew the Kardashians kared about anything besides Botox, selfies, money, Botox, and money? Now that I think of it, that’s probably why PMK is so worried about who Kylie is hanging out with; you can’t click-clack make that money if you’re too busy babysitting your boyfriend’s kid!

Speaking of said kid, TMZ says Tyga is hissing back at Blac Chyna’s attempt to get full custody of their son. “Sources” say Tyga knows it has nothing to do with King Cairo starting preschool and everything to do with Blac Chyna being a jealous that he chose to be with Kylie Jenner. He also thinks he’s the better parent because, according to Tyga, Blac Chyna cares more about whoring it up at the club every night than looking after their son.

I feel like that alone should be enough to convince Kylie that she’s rolling with some next-level life shame. Nothing says look at your life, look at your choices like finding yourself in the middle of a messy custody fight between the Dollar General version of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose.

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Hot Sluts Of The Day!

/ May 13, 2015

The really gay traffic signals in Vienna! 

Last year, the bearded, rhinestone-encrusted swan of Vienna, Conchita Wurst, yodeled her way to victory at Eurovision. This year, the most glorious and gayest song competition in the world (no shade to the Best Original Score category at the Tonys) is in Vienna. So, to get ready for Eurovision being inside them, Vienna has added gay and gayelle couples to their crossing lights. They have switched out their single dude crossing light for gay and lesbian couples in love at 49 intersections. The gay-ized crossing lights will be around until the end of June. Vienna’s deputy mayor said that the lights aren’t only just a stunt to welcome Eurovision and the Life Ball, they’re also using the lights to collect important scientific data, or something like that. via NBC News

“The city of Vienna is setting a signal for openness and tolerance,” deputy mayor Maria Vassilakou added in a statement.

Officials say the campaign is focused on “reducing the number of traffic accidents in the city.”

A total of 22 children were injured at pedestrian crossings in the city last year “often as a result of inattention,” according to the statement.

The project will be accompanied by scientific research and runs until the end of June.

Fear not if you’re a straight person in Vienna and wondering, “But how in the FUCK am I going to know when to cross the damn street?” There’s a straight couple crossing signal too.

Vienna really should’ve went all the way with this. Whenever it’s time to cross, a rainbow neon lit path should light up, cannons should shoot out glitter, the street lights should turn into strobe lights and a dance remix of some Conchita Wurst song should blast. Or better yet, they should’ve just gotten Conchita Wurst to work as a crossing guard for the next couple of months. But then again, that would have caused more traffic problems, because drivers would stop and get out of their cars to take in her beauty and grace.

Pic: @RT_com

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Birthday Sluts

/ May 13, 2015

Stevie Wonder (65)
Debby Ryan (22)
Candice Accola (28)
Hunter Parrish (28)
Lena Dunham (29)
Robert Pattinson (29)
Samantha Morton (38)
Pusha T (38)
Itatí Cantoral (40)
Brian Geraghty (40)
Tommy Gunn (48)
Alison Goldfrapp (49)
Darius Rucker (49)
Stephen Colbert (51)
Dennis Rodman (54)
Alan Ball (58)
Zoe Wanamaker (66)
Sam Anderson (70)
Armistead Maupin (71)
Harvey Keitel (76)
Beatrice Arthur (immortal angel)

Pic: Rb

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