Hot Sluts Of The Day!

/ August 27, 2015

The mother and daughter who have spent thousands upon thousands of dollars to look like the second most gorgeous woman in Britain: Katie Price! (Jodie Marsh is the first, of course.)

Meet 38-year-old Georgina Clarke (on the left) and her 20-year-old daughter Kayla Morris (on the right), the silicone daffodils from England who have made their dreams come true by injecting gallons of plastic into their faces and bodies to look like their beauty idol Katie Price. Dina “White Oprah” Lohan and Pimp Mama Kris have some serious competition in the International Mother of the Century contest, because Georgina Clarke paid for her plastic surgeries using the money Kayla made from gold digging and stripping.

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Birthday Sluts

/ August 27, 2015

Paul Reubens (63)
Blake Jenner (23)
Alexa Vega (27)
Mario (29)
Patrick J Adams (34)
Demetria McKinney (36)
Aaron Paul (36)
Sarah Chalke (39)
Jonny Moseley (40)
Mase (40)
The Great Khali (43)
Mike Smith (43)
Leanna Creel (45)
Cesar Milan (46)
Chandra Wilson (46)
Bobo of Cypress Hill (47)
Yolanda Adams (54)
Tom Ford (54)
Downtown Julie Brown (52)
Diana Scarwid (60)
Peter Stormare (62)
Barbara Bach (68)
Tuesday Weld (72)
Daryl Dragon (The Captain from Captain & Tennille) (73)

Pic: Peewee.com

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Night Crumbs

/ August 26, 2015

Bruce Willis dropped out of Woody Allen’s latest movie after already filming scenes. The official excuse is that there were scheduling conflicts with Bruce’s Broadway debut in the stage version of Misery co-starring Laurie Metcalf, but some people think that doesn’t make sense and believe he was fired. Who knows? The only thing I want to know is why did Bruce Willis look like Daddy Warbucks while filming? Please don’t tell me that Woody Allen is doing a remake of Annie. I don’t even want to imagine that. No, really, it’s illegal to imagine that – Lainey Gossip 

Coming soon: Real THOTS of THOTland starring Blac Chyna and Amber RoseReality Tea 

Casper Smart really wants to take his gold digging game to the next level, but JLo isn’t on board – The Superficial 

Candice Swanepoel went topless in Lui MagazineDrunken Stepfather

In other words, People Magazine has no idea what’s going on with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen’s marriage – Celebitchy

Not sure what’s more terrifying: Pimp Mama Kris’ face in the flesh or Pimp Mama Kris’ face in cardboard form – WWTDD

What I’m getting from this is that Taylor Swift has money invested in Periscope and is trying to destroy SnapChat – IDLYITW

Tila Tequila works as a phone fuck operator now. You really do learn something new every day, because today I learned that people still pay for phone sex – Hollywood Tuna 

Sashay Away, Donella TrumpTowleroad

Here’s Kiki Dunst in Birkenstocks – Popoholic

I can’t laugh at this dog’s busted swimming skills, because I probably look more stupid when I swim – The Berry 

Daniel really IS the villain of The Karate KidWWTDD

Brace yourself for a fart joke overload: Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are writing a comedy together – ICYDK

Poke at me when In-N-Out and Subway join forces for a foot long Double Double – SOW

Paula Deen will be on Dancing with the Stars so prepare to hear about her dancing the Viennese Waltz to “Pick a Bale of Cotton” – A.V. Club

Tobey Sheldon, the Justin Bieber look-alike who was on Botched, was found dead at the young age of 35 – Just Jared

Pic: FameFlynet

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Ben Affleck Has Taken His Wedding Ring Off FOREVER

/ August 26, 2015

UsWeekly reported today that Ben Affleck has officially removed his wedding ring and a source confirms this. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that the source is their motherfucking eyeballs since anybody who can see knows that Ben Affleck isn’t wearing his wedding ring in these pictures.

No, I think what UsWeekly means is that Ben and Jennifer Garner’s ring fingers have said goodbye to their wedding bands for good. For a while, Ben was playing the ring game. Sometime’s he’d have it on, sometimes he’d have it off. He was either trolling the tabloids for attention or his ring would get lost every time he fisted his piece of the moment. It happens. But a source tells UsWeekly that Ben and Jennifer have decided to completely move on and have agreed to stop wearing their wedding rings. Ben was out in L.A. yesterday with his daughter Seraphina and his wedding ring was not on his finger. Mark this day.

I’m glad that Ben Affleck isn’t wearing his wedding ring anymore. Now nothing will distract us from his magnificent man tits. They deserve all the attention. Hopefully Jennifer Garner got in one last good motorboat for the road.

Pics: Splash

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Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Has Moved In With Her Biological Mother

/ August 26, 2015

Just a few days after Rosie O’Donnell’s teenage daughter Chelsea was discovered by police hiding in the house of a 25-year-old dude she met on Tinder, she has left home again. TMZ says that Chelsea turned 18 on Monday and she spent her birthday driving to Wisconsin to live with her born mother Deanna Micoley for a while. Rosie didn’t exactly give her blessing and an already messy situation just got another layer of messy added to it.

Chelsea became a part of Rosie’s family in 1997 and she didn’t have any contact with Deanna until last year. Chelsea tracked her down and the two have been talking ever since. TMZ says that on Monday, Deanna drove from Wisconsin to New York to pick up Chelsea. Rosie didn’t want Chelsea to go, but she went anyway. Rosie responded to that by cutting her off financially. Rosie is also keeping Chelsea’s birth certificate and social security card.

A few months ago, Deanna went to The National Enquirer and accused Rosie of “stealing” Chelsea in 1997. Deanna claims she was high on the bad shit at the time she gave birth to Chelsea and her then husband forced her to give the baby up for adoption. Deanna thinks that Rosie must’ve known that she was fucked up on drugs and was in no condition to make a giant decision like putting her baby up for adoption. Deanna said at the time that Rosie didn’t like Chelsea talking to her and tried to tear them apart:

“Rosie wants to paint me as a horrible person and says adopting Chelsea saved her from a life of misery. Rosie even hired someone to dig up my criminal record and gave it to Chelsea. But bless her heart, Chelsea told me the past was the past, and she loves me!”

This whole situation is a wreck, but leaving home because you’re pissed at your mom is pretty common. I did it and I lasted about 45 minutes. Also, I have a feeling Chelsea will go back to Rosie’s house after spending 2 hours waiting in the line from hell to get a new birth certificate and social security card.

And this mess is giving me “Losing Isaiah” vibes. Only in this version, Halle Berry is a white lady from Wisconsin, Jessica Lange is Rosie O’Donnell and Isaiah is a teenage ginger whose Tinder friend is in jail for allegedly texting her a dick pic.

Pic: @Rosie

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