There are many famous types who think that throwing a picture of themselves through eighteen hundred layers of Photoshop makes themselves look 1000x better (see: every time Lindsay Lohan busts out the liquefy tool), but Kate Winslet isn’t one of them. Way way back in 2003, Kate called out GQ for jacking her body so much she looked like that time you ripped off Skipper’s head and put it on Barbie’s body. Clearly, Kate still has a page in her burn book dedicated to Adobe and their bottom bitch Photoshop.

During the ELLE Women in Hollywood event that was held earlier this week, Kate told E! News that she made L’Oreal promise they wouldn’t airbrush the Kate out of her face before she signed her contract (Kate is currently cashing checks for Lancôme, which is owned by L’Oreal) because Kate Winslet wants to look like Kate Winslet when she’s hawking $103 night cream. She also side-eyed magazines who are still trying to pass off the whole wrinkle-free 50-year-old thing.

“I can only ever speak for myself and I can only ever do things that are important to me and it’s a hope that other people might follow suit but it does feel important to me because I do think we have a responsibility to the younger generation of women.”

“I think they do look to magazines, I think they do look to women who have been successful in their chosen careers and they want people to look up to, and I would always want to be telling the truth about who I am to that generation because they’ve got to have strong leaders. We’re all responsible for raising strong young women, so these are things that are important to me.”

Beyonce/Kim Kardashian/Madonna/(insert the name of any famous person who sleeps with a stuffed plushie of the Photoshop spot healing brush tool) just forwarded Kate’s quote to their photo perfection team with the message: “Clear some space on the server. I want to be ready for when all those magazines decide to dump their copies of Photoshop and we can buy them in bulk.”

Here’s more of Kate and her SANS PHOTOSHOPPE face in a gold and white dress (I deserve all the eye rolls I got for that one) at the ELLE Women in Hollywood event last week.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

Jomanda!

Jomanda was a girl house group from New Jersey that was made up of Joanne Thomas, Cheri Williams and Renee Washington. They joined glamorous forces sometime in the 1980s and their biggest hit came in 1991. Got A Love For You hit #1 on the Billboard dance charts and broke into the Billboard Hot 100. At family parties in the early 90s, my older cousins would pop the single cassette of Got A Love For You into the boombox, press play, stand on a chair and deliver graceful moves. They LIVED that song and I was hypnotized by them bringing the moves while listening to it.

Jomanda had a couple of other dance hits before breaking up in the late 90s. Joanne Thomas floated up to heaven in 2003 after battling colon cancer. Joanne Thomas is now in heaven bringing black and white glamour to the angels.

White sunglasses… powersuits… gloves… pearls… and man nipples… What more could you possibly want from an early 90s video?

And in the early 90s it was all about being true. I will forever be true to Jomanda!

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George and Amal Clooney went to lunch with British politican David Miliband, and will someone should really tell George that his fancy wife and that fancy political type are way too posh to play “Pull My Finger” – Lainey Gossip 

Those nuns of Los Feliz think they’ll go directly to Hell if they sell their convent to Katy Perry. Watch chaste human angel Taylor Swift sweep in, charm the nuns AND archdiocese, buy the property and turn it into a giant anti-Katy Perry shrine – Celebitchy

The big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton is in another Carl’s Jr. commercial – Drunken Stepfather

Lilly Ghalichi, formerly of Shahs of Sunset, has gone all Jocelyn Wildenstein in the face  – Reality Tea 

Jessica Jones got another trailer – The Superficial 

You know that shitty awful impersonation of Anderson Cooper on Saturday Night Live? The one that was more of an impersonation of a young and creepier Wolf Blitzer? Anderson Cooper hated it too – Towleroad

Teen star turned cult leader turned whatever he is now Andrew Keegan is going to be a daddy – Popsugar

Jessica Alba just threw some curtains on her body and called it good – Popoholic

Amber Rose got naked for GQ – Egotastic

Hotline Bling without the music (and with a whole lot of ass burps) is better than the real thing – Hollywood Tuna 

Oh, it’s just John Travolta having some squirting fun in the backyard of the Celebrity Centre – The Berry 

Vincent Price’s daughter confirms that yup, he liked dick – OMG Blog

Bryce Dallas Howard has retired her running heels and they won’t make a return in Jurassic World 2 – Jezebel

Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson’s friend, dermatologist, alleged drug supplier and rumored biological father of Prince Michael, has died – Gawker

Rose Byrne made a baby with hot piece Bobby Cannavale – Just Jared

Pic: Splash

Okay, maybe just one comment: Bury me with this picture taped to my face, please.

Pics: Wenn.com (Thanks to everybody who gave me this tip!)

Um, they do know that’s not how you teabag, right? They’re supposed to sit the other way. Silly rowers.

The Warwick Rowing Club of Britain has once again taken off all their panties and clothes for their annual naked calendar, which raises money for their club and a charity that fights against gay haters in the sports world. Just like they did last year and the year before, the Warwick Rowers will give a piece of the profits from their naked calendar to the Sports Allies Foundation. In the homoerotic video preview of their calendar below, they say that they decided to give some of their calendar money to Sports Allies, because they know that a huge chunk of their sales come from us gay dudes. Warning: Unless you work in the offices of Scientology, the video below may be NSFW because it contains a whole lot of waxed man ass.

I’d tell you to stand up and clap for these naked philanthropists who are fighting homophobia the right way, but your hands are probably busy doing other things. And I am all for the Warwick Rowers getting ass-out naked, but I can’t buy their calendar, because I am a true art snob who only buys truly artistic calendars. Meaning, calendars with hard dick in them. (Yes, that’s a hint for the Warwick Rowers to feature a shot of them using their peens as rows in their next calendar.)

via Queerty