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Roberto Cavalli (75)
Shailene Woodley (24)
B.o.B (27)
Jeffree Starr (28)
Lily Aldridge (30)
Yaya DaCosta (33)
Leslie Hall (34)
Ace Young (35)
Sean Murray (38)
Virginie Ledoyen (39)
Chad Kroeger (41)
Sydney Tamiia Poitier (42)
Jonny Lee Miller (43)
Rachel True (49)
Judy Gold (53)
Kevin Eubanks (58)
Alexander O’Neal (62)
Beverly D’Angelo (64)
Jimmy Choo (67)
Frida Lyngstad of Abba (70)
Bob Gunton (70)
Sam Waterston (75)
Petula Clark (83)
Ed Asner (86)
Judge Joseph Wapner (96)
Pic: Robert Cavalli Blog
Open Post: Hosted By John Stamos Trying To Sneak Past A Fight
Not the face! Anything but the face!
So last night, John Stamos went out for dinner, and as he was leaving, he almost found himself in the middle of an angry dude three-way on the sidewalk. As far as I can tell, the dude in the red leather jacket (Yehya from Jimmy Kimmel Live, as many of you have pointed out) wanted a picture of Uncle Jesse and the guy in the hoodie is a pap, and clearly someone got in someone’s way. Obviously we’ll never know for sure why two dudes decided to go all Mortal Kombat in front of John Stamos, but here’s what I think happened: As John Stamos was exiting the restaurant, those two dudes caught a whiff of Uncle Jesse’s sexy pheromones, and like two alley cats smelling the stank off a can of tuna, they went crazy and started fighting over him. Those foolish men; pounding on each other is no way to John Stamos’ heart. Uncle Jesse is a lover, not a fighter.
Here’s more of John Stamos with his “dinner date” (the photo agency didn’t recognize it was Johnny Knoxville. SHADE) trying not to get whooped last night.
Pics: Splash
E! Says Gavin Rossdale And The Nanny Are Still Talking
Earlier this week, it was revealed that Gwen Stefani caught Gavin Rossdale’s dick red-handed when some sexy text conversations he sent to their nanny, Mindy Mann, showed up on the family’s iPad. You’d think that after his ass got caught cheating, Gavin might decide to cool it with the communications to his side piece, but apparently not. According to E!, Gavin is still in contact with Mindy, and it’s not in the “Hey, can you come in a little earlier on Friday?” way. Although there’s probably a sext floating around on the iPad that starts off that way, I’m sure.
E! says Mandy the Nanny is no longer working for Gwen and Gavin, because DUH, of course she’s not. But sources say Gavin is still in contact and has been “checking up on her to make sure she is OK“. The source also says that Gwen was really hoping none of this shit with Nanny Mandy would come out, because she wanted to hide her kids from it. Maybe that’s the same reason for why Nanny Mandy was cosplaying her boss? Gavin was like “Listen, I don’t want my kids to find out about you and me, so can you do me a favor and dress up like their mom?”
The source doesn’t mention what time Gavin has been checking up on Mandy the Nanny, which means I totally just pictured a lonely Gavin texting Mandy in the middle of the night like, “U up? U ok? U need a reference or anything? Want to come over? Netflix?”
Meanwhile, another source says Gwen is kind of over the whole my-husband-fucked-the-nanny thing and is “feeling the best she has felt in a long time.” Here’s Gwen feeling great and making sure the paps get a good shot of her naked ring finger while leaving an office building yesterday.
Pics: Splash
The Game Is Still Writing Hashtag Erotica And Showing Off His Junk On Instagram
You may remember (“How could I forget?” said everyone who still has the image of The Game’s giant party sub dick seared into their retinas) that two weeks ago, rapper-turned-aspiring fuck prose artiste The Game posted a picture of himself in his underwear to Instagram with a wall of nasty hashtags. Well, I have good news for those of you who looked at The Game’s lycra-wrapped bulge and yelled: “MORE! I DEMAND MORE!!!”; it looks like this is going to be a weekly thing now.
Shonda Rhimes Admits That She’s Killed Off A Character Because She Hated The Actor
I can’t read minds, but I’m sure both Viola Davis and Ellen Pompeo are both thinking: “Everything is good! So good! It’s good that she does the things she does! I love you!” Shonda Rhimes IS Anthony Freemont!
During a recent appearance on The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore to promote her book, The Year of Yes (which I’m sure will get turned into an insanely-successful TV show by ABC, because everything Shonda Rhimes touches turns to money), Shonda Rhimes was asked if she’s ever knocked-off a character because the actor was chapping her ass. Ha! I’m sure Patrick Dempsey could answer that for you. Or Katherine Heigl. Or any of the other actors who found a Notice of Eviction taped to the door of their trailer after an on-set fight with Shonda Rhimes. Shonda has said before that she has a “No assholes” policy when it comes to actors, so her answer isn’t exactly surprising.
“Yes, and I’m not naming names.”
If you really want to see Shonda’s face light up when thinking about all the hos she’s sent to the unemployment line, you can watch it here.
Shonda doesn’t name names, but if those “McDreamy is a McDifficult Bitch” rumors from the set of Grey’s Anatomy are any clue, then it’s probably him. Then again, maybe the whole “I’m not naming names” thing could be that it was some nameless background actor who asked to borrow $5 from Shonda Rhimes and never paid her back? Yeah, it’s probably Patrick Dempsey.
See, this is why TV world is so much better than the real world. In the real world, when one of your co-workers eats the last of your PopTarts from the staff room, you can’t do shit besides silently cursing them out at your desk. But in TV world, all it takes is a trip to the writer’s room with a post-it note reading: “…and then that snack-stealing asshole is abducted by aliens and never seen again.” Problem solved!
Pic: Splash
Khloe Kardashian Jokes That Having A Husband And A Boyfriend Makes Her A Polygamist
In other news, I think this might be the first time a Kardashian used a four-syllable word.
Kris Jenner’s fourth favorite income tax write-off, Khloe Kardashian, is on Ellen on Monday to pimp out her self-help book, Shield Your Eyes, I’m About To Get Naked. And because asking a Kardashian talk about books usually ends with a with a glazed-over look on their face and a “404-what is reading???” error flashing across their brain, Ellen DeGeneres changed the subject from her book to that sad mess with Lamar Odom.