Bill Cosby Is Countersuing Several Of His Accusers For Defaming His Pristine Reputation
Last December, Tamara Green, Linda Traitz and Theresa Serignese sued the fallen Pudding Pop don Bill Cosby for defamation because he called them lying lie-tellers after they accused him of drugging and raping them. Four more Cosby accusers, Louisa Moritz, Barbra Bowman, Angela Leslie and Joan Trashis later joined the lawsuit against Cosby. Deadline says that now Bill Cosby has turned around and sued them for ruining his big TV comeback. I would shed a tear for Bill Cosby’s woes, but my eyes are too busy rolling.
Bill Cosby’s lawyers tried to get the defamation lawsuit against him thrown into the trash by saying that it violates his First Amendment rights. That didn’t work, so he’s suing them back. In the lawsuit that was filed today, Bill Cosby, who admitted in a deposition that he’s drugged women for sex, mouth shat out some crap about how he’s never drugged or raped the 7 accusers. Cosby claims that the 7 women made it all up because they wanted to destroy his comeback show with NBC and his Netflix special.
“Each Counterclaim Defendant induced both NBC and Netflix to postpone or cancel their contracts with Mr. Cosby by engaging in a campaign to assassinate Mr. Cosby’s reputation and character by willfully, maliciously, and falsely accusing Mr. Cosby of multi decade-old purported sexual misconduct in an opportunistic attempt to extract financial gain from their allegations.”
Bill Cosby also claims that the women are just after money.
So, if these 7 women made up lies to bring down Bill Cosby, what about the other 6,789,984 accusers (I’m underestimating)? I’m guessing that they were also in on Project Melt Bill Cosby’s Pudding Pop Kingdom. I expect Bill Cosby to sue them too. So say goodbye to all of the trees around you, because they’re all going to be chopped down to make paper for the 6,789,984 lawsuits Bill Cosby’s going to file.
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Where Were You When You Found Out That Adele Got A Haircut?
Last night, People dropped a mass BREAKING NEWS e-mail in inboxes everywhere and most of us are never going to be the same again. The subject of their e-mail was “Adele Has a Short New Haircut – and the Internet Is Already Freaking Out About It.” Before I clicked on People’s link, I held onto something sturdy and pre-dialed 911 on my phone just in case my heart dropped out of my asshole. I clicked knowing that life as I knew it would be completely different as soon as my eyes got a serving of Adele’s new world-changing hairstyle. I thought Adele shaved her head, or got a mushroom cut, or The Rachel, or the Kate Gosselin or the Skillrex. When I clicked, it took me a few seconds to realize that I wasn’t looking at an old picture of Adele. Bitch only cut a couple of inches off. It’s just a bob! I swear, People is like that trick on Grindr who tells you that he’s got a rock hard 8 inch peen, but he shows up with a half-hard 5 incher that blows after 30 seconds.
With that being said, I’m sure Flowbees everywhere sold out, because everyone is cutting 2 inches off of their hair like Adele did.
In other BREAKING ADELE NEWS, she released the dates for her big North American tour next year. Adele should call it the “Bitch, You Can Come To Me” tour, because she’s playing 56 dates, but only in 23 cities. She’s playing most cities twice and she’s doing 6 shows in NYC and 6 shows in L.A. It’s probably easier to grow a dick on your taint than to get tickets for this tour, so I’m not even going to bother. Besides, I don’t want to die from drowning in an ocean of tears that all the fucking grannies at the Adele show will cry out from seeing their second favorite singer, next to Mel Tormé, perform live.
And here’s Adele breaking the planet with her haircut while performing on last night’s season finale of X-Factor UK.
Diane Kruger Might Have Made Out With Norman Reedus At A Bar
Several sources tell the New York Daily News that on Friday night Diana Kruger’s tongue was all over a mouth that wasn’t attached to her man Joshua Jackson’s face. I see that the Summer of Splits is ignoring the fact that it’s no longer summer and is trying to swallow another relationship whole.
The NYDN’s sources say that this past weekend, Diane and Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead showed up to the 12th Street Alehouse in NYC (aka the painted pig bar in the East Village) together. They apparently strolled in at around 1:30am and after they got their drinks, they went to a table in the back where their mouths became one.
Mimi’s Reign As The Queen Of Retail Christmas Music Has Come To An End….
I am so in denial about Christmas happening next week. I haven’t bought one present and I have barely thought about buying presents. I’m looking around my house for shit I can throw in a gift bag and give to my family next week. I hope they like a dusty old yoga mat I haven’t used for years, a broken vape pen and an unopened box of Grape Nuts I bought when I had a weird idea to start eating healthy-ish things for breakfast. Since I haven’t gone to the mall or stepped foot in a store that doesn’t sell groceries, weed or booze the musical anthem of the holiday, Mimi’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” hasn’t really dry fucked my ear drums that much. But apparently, “All I Want For Christmas Is You” isn’t dry fucking anyone’s ear drums as much as it has in the past, because it’s no longer the #1 song that stores are using to torture their customers with.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For December 11th!
Honey BooBoo’s Sweet Sixteen took an unexpected turn when Mama June decided to show off the effects of her stomach stapling. – ethorne
Upvote winner:
That’ll do, pig. – IG
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
I nearly murdered myself in the ballroom with the candlestick yesterday after I found out that it was the movie Clue’s 30th anniversary and I failed to pay proper homage to it. But I guess better late than now, and yes, that’s what all disrespectful late ass hos say.
Clue was released on December 13, 1985 and it flopped at the box office. But that’s just because the public didn’t recognize true brilliance when they saw it. I don’t think I saw Clue until I was a teenage gay and that was after it became a cult classic. It was obsession at first sight for me, because everything about it is perfect from Lesley Ann Warren being hot as Miss Scarlet (Fun fact: Carrie Fisher was supposed to play Miss Scarlet but she checked into rehab instead), Tim Curry being Tim Curry and Madeline Kahn giving a multiple Oscar-worthy performance as Mrs. White. I was going to make the FLAMES on the side of Mrs. White’s face HSOTD, but that goes without saying.
So I want to pay tribute to one of my favorite parts of that masterpiece. The singing telegram girl shows up for a quick second before and she gets shot dead. But it’s an unforgettable quick second and I didn’t know until much later that she was played by Jane Wiedlin. In those few seconds, Jane Wiedlin gave the performance of a lifetime.
“I am your singing telegram” is a line that will stay with me forever and when I get to the gates of hell (because let’s be real, that’s where I’m going), I’m going to sing that line while fake tap dancing.