Emily Ratajkowski Defends Her Millionaire Husband For Not Paying Rent. He’s An Activist Artiste Making A Statement, Okay!?!

/ March 27, 2019

I see you privileged bitches laughing, heaving, and rolling your eyes over struggling chonies model Emily RideAJetSki (reported net worth: $6 million) and her struggling filmmaker husband Sebastian Bear-Mcclard (reported net worth: $12 million) using a struggling artists loophole to get out of paying rent on his Manhattan loft. How dare you! You’re sitting there on your working desk chair, sipping your luxurious Dunkin’ Donuts coffee while wearing a lush Old Navy cardigan as Emily and Sebastian try to keep their berets (because their artistes!) from falling off their heads as they tussle with a rat who stole their last crumb!

We knew that Emily is thirsty (see: her Instagram page), but earlier this month we learned that she and her husband are starving, specifically starving artists who owe his landlord $120,000 in unpaid rent on the NoHo loft he’s lived in since 2013. There’s a law in New York that keeps landlords from kicking out poor artists and other tenants who don’t pay rent on apartments that don’t have a certificate of occupancy or have fire/smoke alarms, etc… Sebastian’s building doesn’t, so in 2017, he used that law to stop paying his monthly $4,900 rent. Emily has now decided to say words about that and she claims her husband isn’t rich and is standing up to THE MAN. It probably took Emily so long to respond because she’s so poor she can’t afford internet or phone service on her iPhone XS Max and it took her a while to figure out the neighbor’s WiFi password (which is: FuckThoseRichBitchesNextDoor666).

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Jussie’s Smollett’s Alleged Assailants, Abel and Ola Osundairo, Refuse To Make A Statement

/ March 27, 2019

Well, it turns out that Abel and Ola Osundairo are not just too sexy for their shirts. They’re also too sexy for the truth. According to TMZ, Team Abel don’t plan on telling us their side of the story, which is really the only side of the story I want to hear at this point. And the decision to stay mum has cost them their representation. The bodybuilding brothers ignored their lawyer Gloria Schmidt’s advice and declined to make a public statement after charges were dropped against their alleged victim/co-conspirator, Jussie Smollett. So Gloria and the crisis management team she partners with are out of the Osundairo business.

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Veteran Hip-Hop Journalist Dee Barnes Is Homeless And Asking For Help

/ March 27, 2019

Deadline is reporting that things have gotten bad  for hip-hop reporter and former host of FOX’s Pump It Up!, Dee Barnes, as she’s had to open a GoFundMe to help with her dire financial situation. Dee asked for help when she was in danger of being evicted, and now says she’s officially homeless. When you can’t make enough money to pay your bills, or you have a medical emergency not covered by your insurance, don’t worry someone is always there to help you… …No, not the government who you pay taxes to and is supposed to take care of its citizens; GoFundMeContinue reading

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Wendy Williams Was Found Drunk And Taken To The Hospital After Reports Of Husband’s Mistress Giving Birth

/ March 27, 2019

Wendy Williams is in a bad place, girl. Wendy had been away from her show for two months and had a litany of problems including but not limited to: sitting down too much, slurring on her show, ghosts, and cheating rumors. Her friends were worried for her but she seemed to rally and finally stepped over the corpses of the co-hosts trying to replace her, and got back on her purple chair. She then immediately assured us everything in her marriage was fine and then a few days later revealed she was in a sober house to help with her fight against addiction.

Well, things have taken a turn and it’s not continuing her upward momentum. Wendy was then spotted without her wedding ring  and we were all like, “Is this finally it?! Will she finally leave her cheating slut husband for good?!” Who knows, but Wendy definitely has another reason to pack her husband’s bags and have them waiting for him by the door: his alleged mistress supposedly gave birth to a daughter. Wendy took the news about as well as you’d expect and has allegedly relapsed so bad she needed to go to the hospital.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ March 27, 2019

Sound Bites lolly!

The late-90s, a time when an actual rocket scientist came up with a spinning lollipop that hit the inside of your head with sounds whenever you bit into it. That rocket scientist Andrew Filo obviously had stocks in dental companies too, because Sound Bites would break your teeth AND give you cavities.

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Birthday Sluts

/ March 27, 2019
Mariah Carey (49 or 50)
Kimbra (29)
Holliday Grainger (31)
Jessie J (31)
Brenda Song (31)
Caroline Winberg (34)
Fergie (44)
Nathan Fillion (48)
Elizabeth Mitchell (49)

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Pauley Perrette (50)
Talisa Soto (52)
Dave Koz (56)
Quentin Tarantino (56)
Xuxa (56)
Vicki Gunvalson (57)
Michael York (77)
Julian Glover (84)
Gloria Swanson (1899-1983)
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