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/ January 31, 2019

KFC’s scam ass Cheeetos Chicken Sandwich!

It took them over two years to do their own version of Taco Bell’s Cheetos Quesadilla, but Taco Bell’s brother in fast food foolery KFC finally butt-burped out the Cheetos Chicken Sandwich. I shouldn’t be asshole-y about them taking two years, because they obviously hired several acclaimed Michelin-starred chefs to spend hundreds of hours in the kitchen coming up with a technically advanced gourmet dish that involves throwing a fried chicken patty, some Cheetos, and egg cum (read: mayo) between two buns. If Brit Brit Spears was Ally Sheedy’s Cap’n Crunch sandwich-eating Breakfast Club character, this is the sandwich she’d whip up during lunch break.

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Birthday Sluts

/ January 31, 2019
Jessica Walter (78)
Joel Courtney (23)
Tyler Hubbard (32)
Marcus Mumford (32)
Justin Timberlake (38)
Tiffany Limos (39)
Bobby Moynihan (42)
Kerry Washington (42)
Kate Shindle (42)
Paul Scheer (43)
Jackie O (44)
Anna Silk (45)
Portia de Rossi (46)

Pic: Universal Pictures

Patricia Velasquez (48)
Minnie Driver (49)
Kelly Lynch (60)
Anthony LaPaglia (60)
Johnny Rotten (63)
Nolan Ryan (72)
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands (81)
Philip Glass (82)
Jean Simmons (1929-2010)
Carol Channing (1921-2019)
Jackie Robinson (1919-1972)
Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968)
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Night Crumbs

/ January 30, 2019

Because more allegations of raping underage boys have come out against him, Bryan Singer’s career might be floating in the gutter and headed toward the sewer, but don’t worry, he’ll cry on a mountain of $40 million thanks to Bohemian Rhapsody bringing in $800 million worldwide. Bohemian Rhapsody making that much is what’s really got me going “huh?” My guess is that 99.999% of ticket buyers were Freddie Mercury purists who wanted to hate watch the sanitized story of their god. That must be it. And this goes to show you once again that most people have shit taste. I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody made $800 million while a real gritty cinematic masterpiece like Showgirls barely makes $8! – Towleroad

Michelle Pfeiffer is giving you “elegant pearl necklace bukkake” while in costume as her Maleficent 2 character – Lainey Gossip

Um, somebody tell Miley Cyrus that motor boating a palm tree (or whatever kind of plant that is, what do I look like? Poison Ivy?!) might be a little dangerous – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria Pedretti should’ve turned down the lead role in the second season of You for the simple fact that the character’s name is Love Quinn – Pajiba

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Maroon 5 And The NFL Cancelled The Traditional Pre-Game Press Conference

/ January 30, 2019

I’m about as interested in football as I am Maroon 5, but as an American, it’s pretty much impossible to avoid either of them entirely right now as fervor for the National Sporting Event reaches a fever pitch. According to Uproxx, custom dictates that whichever musical act has been chosen to entertain the masses during the halftime show, attends a press conference hosted by the NFL in the days leading up to the big game. But things are a bit more complicated this year, in case you haven’t noticed.

This year, 37th choice Maroon 5 (or Travis Scott and Big Boi) won’t have to sit around a big table nervously wringing their hands as Amy Schumer in a newsboy cap peppers them with questions about why they’ve chosen to participate in the Super Bowl instead of supporting Colin Kaepernick by boycotting the NFL. The NFL cancelled the press conference at the last minute. Instead, they threw some money at a charity and called it a wrap.

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Netflix Had To Tell Messes To Stop Lusting After A Serial Killer

/ January 30, 2019

Thanks to things like Dateline and the My Favorite Murder podcast, we’ve known America is here for true-crime stories and serial killers to scare the living daylights out of us when we’re on a stroll and needing to pass time before the dog poops. The true-crime nightmare-inducer du jour is Netflix’s Conversations With A Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes. It’s a docuseries about Ted, a serial killer who confessed to 30 murders (and the actual number is likely higher); alas, this is America, and we can’t have nice things. People who have watched the docuseries are zeroing in on how “hot” Ted is, and Netflix would like them to cut it out. Continue reading

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Tori Spelling Owes More Money To American Express

/ January 30, 2019

I seriously believe Tori Spelling is addicted to being perpetually in debt because she grew up super rich and probably thinks her self-inflicted struggle connects her with the problems of regular people. Newsflash darling: regular people pay their bills to avoid being perpetually in debt so stop getting your information from old episodes of Roseanne and Good Times. Once again Tori is at the mercy of her own awful spending habits because she’s been ordered to repay $88,594.55to American Express.

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