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/ August 27, 2018

Bad Case of Worms!

Next to saying, “Two cheeseburgers, a six-piece Chicken McNugget, and a large fries,” the phrase that dribbles out of my talk hole the most is probably, “Oh, the 80s!” Because so many works of bona fide foolery have come out of the gaping asshole of the 1980s. Case in point: A Bad Case of Worms!

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Birthday Sluts

/ August 27, 2018

Tom Ford (57)
Blake Jenner (26)
Kim Petras (26)
Alexa PenaVega (30)
Mario (32)
Kayla Ewell (33)
Sugar Lyn Beard (37)
Demetria McKinney (39)
Aaron Paul (39)
Mase (41)
Sarah Chalke (42)
Jonny Moseley (43)
The Great Khali (46)
Mike Smith (46)
Leanna Creel (48)
Colt Ford (48)
Cesar Milan (49)
Chandra Wilson (49)
Eric Bobo of Cypress Hill (50)
Downtown Julie Brown (55)
Yolanda Adams (57)
Diana Scarwid (63)
Peter Stormare (65)
Paul Reubens (66)
Barbara Bach (71)
Tuesday Weld (75)
Daryl Dragon, The Captain from Captain & Tennille (76)

Pic: Tom Ford Archive

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Open Post: Hosted By The Bear Who Checked Into “The Shining” Hotel

/ August 26, 2018

If you’ve seen Ready Player One (don’t rush), you recall that there’s a whole sequence in the middle where (SPOILER ALERT) Steven Spielberg basically recreates Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining for the characters to run through. He uses the exact same set, the creepster twins, the decaying witch lady in the tub, the blood wave out of the elevator, the whole bit. Well, this footage from Denver’s CBS4 (via The Huffington Post) of a black bear wandering around The Shining’s inspiration (The Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado) is about 10x more captivating than that at way less of a budget.

The Stanley is the hotel that inspired Stephen King to write The Shining about a recovering alcoholic caretaker and his family snowed in at a haunted hotel. On Wednesday night, the bear (who might be a horror movie fan) broke in to wander around the hotel lobby and play on the furniture.

Hotel manager Reed Rowley told Denver’s CBS4 that it happened overnight Wednesday and that no guests were around.

“We do have a hotel next to a national park,” Rowley said. “Wildlife is part of the gig.”

There’s no word how the bear broke into the joint. Luckily this occurred late at night and no one was hurt. But Rowley says that they’re working with Colorado Parks and Wildlife in deterring future critters from checking in.

Was the bear as traumatized as I was when he saw those twins and they asked him to come play with them? Fourth-grade J. Harvey learned that parents bar you from seeing certain movies for a reason. *terrified scream*

Pic: CBS4

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Page Six’s Sources Say That Angelina Jolie’s Saintly Image Is No More 

/ August 26, 2018

Page Six has a looooong piece about how and why Angelina Jolie transformed herself from beatific savior of the world’s children to ruthless harpy whose one goal in life is to keep her ex-husband Brad Pitt away from his children. Sara Nathan and Emily Smith are credited with the article but does anyone know if either of those is Brad’s drag name? Or his lawyer’s?

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Tim Conway Has Dementia

/ August 26, 2018

Tim Conway, 84, one of the exemplary comedians that made up the cast of the comedy gold-standard that was The Carol Burnett Show, is suffering from dementia, according to his daughter. People reports that his daughter Kelly, 56, has petitioned to be appointed as his conservator because Tim’s not doing so well. These stories about the celebrities of yesteryear growing old and suffering horrible ends are just the breakfast your spirit needs on this lovely Sunday, huh?

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Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Got A Dog

/ August 26, 2018

“The hell?!?,” Meghan’s former dog Bogart barked angrily after hearing this news.

People reports that the pants-wearing attempted British Monarchy destroyer Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have adopted a dog. The pooch (whose name isn’t known yet – Prince Woofington?) is believed to be a Labrador, and they took him from a rescue shelter to riches earlier this summer.

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