A 22-Year-Old Former Disney Channel Star Is Working In The White House

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The hardest worker in the White House is the revolving door that keeps pumping out old employees and pulling in new ones. It never stops spinning! And it looks like it has pulled yet another new employee into the House. CNN says the latest employee is Caroline Sunshine, a 22-year-old former child star from the Disney Channel.

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Birthday Sluts

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Dianne Weist (70)
Lady Gaga (32)
Sauli Koskinen (33)
Miss Mykie (33)
Julia Stiles (37)
Kate Gosselin (43)
Shanna Moakler (43)
Richard Kelly (43)
Matt Nathanson (45)
Nick Forst (46)
Mr. Cheeks (47)
Vince Vaughn (48)
Rodney Atkins (49)
Brett Ratner (49)
Cheryl “Salt” James (52)
April Margera (62)
Reba McEntire (63)
Conchata Ferrell (75)
Mike Newell (76)
Duchess of Alba (1926-2014)

Pic: 20th Century Fox


Night Crumbs

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Chris Evans made his Broadway debut last night in Lobby Hero, where he plays a cop, and that cop may or may not be the dumber and sleezier brother of Pornstache from Orange is the New Black. So yeah, that ugly haircut and stache is for a role, and not just because Chris Evans thought to himself, “You know, I’m so tired of getting laid all the time. How can I fight the hot in a major way so ladies stop throwing their coochies at me?” – Lainey Gossip 

That plate is still on the table, so I’m guessing it is Shannon Beador’s plate, you fucking bitch – Reality Tea

 Chuck Bass doesn’t seem to know that deleting a tweet is a waste of energy, because it’ll live on forever no matter what – Celebitchy

The gay Golden Girls is one, teeny tiny step closer to becoming a real show on TV – Towleroad

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Kendra Wilkinson Is Reportedly Making Plans To Divorce Hank Baskett

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Maybe I’m just a silly hopeless romantic, but I guess I always thought Kendra Wilkinson would still be screaming for Hank Baskett’staco meat” when they’re both old and grey. But it’s not going to end like that. After almost nine years of marriage, a source tells UsWeekly that Kendra is planning to file for divorce. I guess it’s true what they say: you can plug your ears as hard as you like, but you can’t silence the whispers that your husband is a two-timing horndog.

In 2014, Hank allegedly paid a trans model to jerk him off, possibly because his wife’s wrists were too bloated from being pregnant with their second child. They then took their problems to reality TV, because I suppose if there’s anything that softens the blow from discovering your husband has been tomcatting around, it’s a check.

Kendra and Hank share an 8-year-old son named Hank IV, and a 3-year-old daughter Alijah Mary. They appeared together on the reality shows Kendra, Kendra on Top, and Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. Kendra admitted last month that she and Hank had been “having issues” recently after an Instagram commenter accused her and Hank of faking problems for their show, Kendra on Top. She swatted back, saying that yes their issues were being incorporated into the TV show, because reality TV has been her job for the past 13 years, and that her messy marriage is part of “her journey.”

A source tells UsWeekly that “she’s been really unhappy and felt uncomfortable in the marriage and they have been fighting a lot.

I bet Kendra will parlay this divorce into a new reality show. Will it have an obvious double entendre as the title? Oh but of course. I’m thinking Kendra Splits or Kendra Does it Solo.

Pic: Wenn.com

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Might Be Coming To An End

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been 10 years since Daddy Spears used his Velveeta grits-stirring wooden ladle to weave some magic around and save his double deep fried pork rind fritter from further sliding into a messy puddle of tragicness during her mental breakdown. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears became the boss of her life in 2008 after she shaved her head, tried to murder a pap’s SUV with an umbrella and did a barefoot walking tour through all the gas stations in Los Angeles County. Yes, it’s been 10 years. We’re really going to need a “Where Are They Now?”, because I lay awake at night sometimes and think, “For where art thou, Assistant Carla?

UsWeekly is hearing that Daddy Spears is looking into taking a sledgehammer to his 36-year-old daughter’s shackles and set her free.

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