Lindsay Lohan Encouraged A Fan To Come Out To Her Parents, But Now Wants The Video Taken Down

/ January 27, 2021

Lindsay Lohan is a famous actress who is going to be in a thriller movie with Mickey Rourke soon, and then it’s next step: Oscar nominations. But before she gets “Oscar-Nominated Actress”-money for her role in Cursed, she’s been making coins by filming Cameos for people. She charges $400 per Cameo which is honestly more than a studio would pay her at this point, so good for her. And lucky for us, right now it’s half-off! Pandemic prices! But one such Cameo, which is a video of LiLo heartfully encouraging a woman to come out to her parents on her own, has turned into Lindsay asking the woman to take the video down because it’s private. I mean, what? If anything she should be trying to get that weird as Hell “dirty little stinker” video scrubbed from the internet. Why focus on this?

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Lindsay Lohan Appeared In A Bizarre TikTok Ad

/ November 27, 2020

Yesterday TikTok users spotted a disturbing video on their TikTok pages. Or their feeds. I’m not sure. As someone in their thirties, I’m too old to legally download the app. The video was of Lindsay Lohan babbling nonsense about farting, salvation, and being a “dirty little stinker”. No, she’s not on bath salts (as far as we know). Apparently, it’s an ad for something called the “Church of Famera”. Please let LiLo be the Tom Cruise messiah of a new fart cult, oh pleeease!

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HarperCollins Is Suing Lindsay Lohan For Breach Of Contract

/ September 11, 2020

Someone really thought that Lindsay Lohan was going to sit her ass down and “write” a whole book, or at least sit down for five minutes with a ghostwriter who would put her ramblings into a coherent string of paragraphs. But publishing house HarperCollins decided to roll the dice and gave her a $365,000 advance. Play stupid games, win silly prizes. To be fair to HC, they signed the deal in 2014, and back then, Lindsay was actually writing some interesting stuff. The book never manifested and now they’re suing. Luckily for Lindsay, she’ll be able to easily settle up with HC because she’s started a new business venture. And Lindsay Lohan hasn’t tanked a business yet!

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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Maid Of Honor At Dina Lohan’s Wedding To The Guy She Still Hasn’t Met

/ July 11, 2020

Undisputed Mother of the Century, fine dining connoisseur and general walking kryptonite to good taste, Dina Lohan is still managing to grab onto headlines. And we thought she had topped them all last year by announcing that she had broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years, Jesse Nadler––a boyfriend she’s never met in person. Well, the tides turned in 2020 (probably the only person whose year has featured mostly high points) and the frequent DWI collector turned sober homemaker is getting married. To the same guy. And she STILL hasn’t met him in person.

And, as if the wedding wasn’t going to be glamorous enough, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve as the maid of honor. Vogue can go ahead and cancel next year’s lineup and reserve an entire six-month block of covers for what will surely be the wedding of the decade (followed by the annulment of the decade). Continue reading

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Dina Lohan Showed Off The New Engagement Ring She Got In The Mail

/ June 17, 2020

I hope Lindsay Lohan’s latest single has been selling like hotcakes (or in her case khameer flatbreads since I imagine her myriad of gentlemen friends are her biggest fans) because she’s about to have one more mouth to feed. According to Page Six, Dina Lohan’s getting married! For real this time! And while she still hasn’t met her on and off boyfriend of 6 years (and now fiance) Jesse Nadler in person, barring any further Outback Steakhouse parking lot shenanigans, Dina says “it’s official.

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Ramy Youssef Tried To Have Lindsay Lohan On His Show “Ramy” But She Ghosted Him

/ May 28, 2020

The second season of Hulu’s Ramy, starring comedian Ramy Youssef, debuts this Friday and like many rising shows, it managed to get some special guest stars for its new season. Such as Mia Khalifa, the woman who is called a “porn star” despite not working for long or earning that much.  There was supposed to be another guest star this season but she ghosted Ramy before filming. An actress completely squandering on a job opportunity on a critically-acclaimed series? Who could that be? Lindsay Lohan? Oh… makes a lot more sense.

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