Pharrell’s hat twin Linda Perry became Little Monster enemy #1 last night when she accused Lady CaCa of using one of Beyonce’s signature tricks to get a writing credit on a song. Linda Perry is the one who exposed Beyonce’s writing credit trick and now she’s yanking at Gaga’s wig. Diane Warren and Gaga were nominated for a Best Song Oscar for the song Til It Happens To You from the documentary The Hunting Ground. Linda went “hmmm…” on Twitter last night over how Diane Warren’s demo of the song was pretty much identical to the version that Lady CaCa released. The hipster cholita scarecrow says that only one little line was re-worked in Til It Happens To You, and she thinks Diane let Gaga make that tiny change so that Gaga would get a writing credit and the song would get more promotion.

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Idris Elba, Ryan Coogler, Creed, Will Smith and Straight Outta Compton were all talked about as possible Oscar nominees, but when the nominations were announced last week, they pretty much all got a whole lot of nothing. Straight Outta Compton was nominated for Best Original Screenplay and Sylvester Stallone got Creed’s only nomination. Johnny Depp probably wasn’t nominated for Black Mass because the word “black” is in the title of his movie. It’s the second year in a row when people of color were shut out of the acting categories. Straight Outta Compton’s executive producer shit on the Oscars’ lack of diversity on Facebook, and over the weekend, Jada Pinkett Smith joined him in speaking out against the show. Even the host of this year’s Oscars, Chris Rock, called it the “White BETs.”

On Saturday, Jada tweeted about how people of color are asked to perform at and show up to the Oscars but aren’t recognized with nominations. Jada wondered if they should boycott the Oscars? And yesterday, Jada answered her own question and said in a video on Facebook that she’s not going to or watching the Oscars this year. Jada said that POC have so much power now and need to realize that. Jada knows the Academy can nominate whoever they want, but maybe it’s time for POC to pull out of that shit and “make programs for ourselves that acknowledge us in ways that we see fit, that are just as good as the so-called mainstream.”

Spike Lee co-signed Jada’s words on Instagram yesterday. Spike Lee isn’t going to the Oscars this year either. He doesn’t totally blame the Academy. He wrote that the real battle is with the studio executives of Hollywood who make the decisions.

If Jada Pinkett Smith puts together her own awards show and airs it on the same night as the Oscars, my remote control is going to get the repeated pounding of its life. I’m going to furiously switch between Jada’s Oscars and the Oscar Oscars. Because I really want to see Jaden Smith’s interpretive dance performances of the best picture nominees and I really, really want to see Chris Rock roast Hollywood and the Oscars.

The Critics’ Choice Awards, which is the Mountain Lighting to the Golden Globes’ Mountain Dew, happened last night and Amy Schumer was the Jennifer Lawrence of the show, because she brought the ~quirkiness~ in heavy doses. No, Amy didn’t fall down the stairs or fart in Bryan Cranston’s champagne glass or anything, but she did tell us once again that she’s the fattest fatty fat hog in Hollywood and would hands down win the role of Gilbert Grape’s mom if they did a remake. And she also gave us the mental image of her making out with Lily Tomlin’s clit.

The Critics’ Choice Awards gave Amy the MVP Award (whatever that is), because I guess they wanted to make sure that she showed up, unlike many other tricks (see: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCatchAHo, Brie Larson, etc..). Amy also won Best Actress in a Comedy, beating her best friend forever JLaw and national treasure Lily Tomlin. While holding that glass unicorn butt plug trophy, Amy said that Lily Tomlin should’ve won and then she announced that she’d love to tongue fuck Lily’s lily:

Amy saying that she’d munch on Lily Tomlin’s cooch like a never-ending Awesome Blossom didn’t bother me, because who wouldn’t? But Amy skid straight into NOT RIGHT territory when bitch pulled Miss Critics’ Choice Awards to the mic and then shooed her away after finding out that she’s from Florida. Amy joked that Florida should not be a part of this country. It wasn’t not funny. Florida is this country’s leading producer of meth-infused foolery and that makes it the greatest state. It should be the capital of ‘Murica! To hate Florida is to hate fuckery. Amy Schumer can go to Hell (“Um, I’d rather go there than Florida!” – Florida hater Amy Schumer) for that one. And Hell is a place where you don’t have a mouth and you’re stuck in a giant box that’s covered with Lily Tomlin’s vagina.

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Is that an iPad on your lap, or are you just happy to C++ me? – Mary Queen of THOTs

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It ain’t Microsoft. – fish eyed fool

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The blazer that stole the show at last night’s Democratic debate!

The media is a mess and they never focus on what really matters. That became 100% clear to me again last night and this morning when all they did was cover the “talking points,” or whatever, of last night’s Democratic debate instead of giving all of their air time to the blazer of the night! Who cares about the words that came out of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton’s mouths? Every serious journalist and serious cable news network should be covering that breakout star blazer in detail. At the end of the debate, Hillary Clinton shook hands with a dude whose blazer immediately shot past her in the poll in my heart. If that abstract fruit salad blazer was wallpaper, Maude would definitely hang it in her kitchen.

There are so many questions. Like, is blazer master Don Cherry finally donating his stunningly gorgeous blazers to youngins in need of real style? Is the youngin’ somehow related to Liberace and he inherited Liberace’s casual Thanksgiving day blazer? A reader told me that the gorgeous blazer wearer is a YouTube star, but since I’m not a 15-year-old girl named Brittani, I don’t know if this is a fact or not.

And in the few seconds that Hillary talked to the owner of that amazing technicolor dream blazer, I’m sure she asked him where he got that fabric, because she wants to make a pantsuit gown with a matching srunchie out of it for the inaugural ball.

Pic: @maxthegirl (Thanks, Dory, Richard and PJ)

Jason Segel (36)
Becca Tobin (30)
Benji Schwimmer (32)
Samantha Mumba (33)
Joanna Newsom (34)
Estelle (36)
Jay Chou (37)
Burnie Burns (43)
Jonathan Davis (45)
DJ Quik (46)
Dave Batista (47)
Jesse L. Martin (47)
Dave Attell (51)
Jane Horrocks (52)
Tom Bailey of The Thompson Twins (60)
Kevin Costner (61)
Ted DiBiase (63)
Phillipe Stark (67)
Takeshi Kitano (69)

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