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/ January 20, 2016

Sarah Palin’s exquisitely gorgeous Trump endorsement jacket! 

Sarah Palin is the political mind of our time, a comedy genius, a poet, devoted mother to an abstinence icon, devoted mother to a lady beating piece of trash and the pride of Alaska. But to me, Sarah Palin will forever be the fashion icon of ‘Murica! As everyone knows by now, Tweedledum officially endorsed Tweedledee for POTUS in front of cameras in Iowa yesterday, which was surprising since we all know her as Alaska’s official state flower who is so shy and demure that she hardly ever lets her petals touch the spotlight. (Fun fact: Alaska’s official state flower is the “Forget-me-not.“)

Everyone is talking about how Sarah Palin barfed up a Souplantation buffet-sized word salad while throwing her HIGHLY COVETED endorsement in Jabba the Trump’s lap, but what everyone should be talking about is the fringed bolero of glamour she wore during it. It is a great week for jackets in politics. First came that Democratic debate blazer of perfection and now we have this tinsel-covered work of fashion art. Sarah’s fancy jacket looks like it got into a fight with a sparkly gay porcupine and lost. But we should expect nothing less from the pillar of sophistication who worked patriotic hooker heels, extremely hot American flag cowboy boots and a beautiful red, white and blue beaded cuff.

As Mashable points out, Sarah has worn this disco jacket before. You may be thinking that this jacket was made exclusively for some LGBT center’s drill team and Sarah picked it up at Goodwill after it was donated, but no. Mashable says that it was made by Milly and Saks Fifth Avenue used to sell it for $695. That is a very small price to pay for some Lite Brite couture that has magical powers. When Sarah wears that jacket, she instantly becomes a rap goddess. Sarah Azalea spit this out yesterday. I can’t wait until she drops her mixtape.

I don’t know about making America “great” again, but I do know that Sarah Palin is making America glamorous again!

Pics: AP, Getty

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Birthday Sluts

/ January 20, 2016

Lorenzo Lamas (58)
Evan Peters (29)
Bonnie McKee (32)
Erin Wasson (34)
Will Young (37)
Questlove (45)
Gary Barlow (45)
Skeet Ulrich (46)
Edwin McCain (46)
Melissa Rivers (48)
Stacey Dash (49)
Rainn Wilson (50)
John Michael Montgomery (51)
James Denton (53)
Bill Maher (60)
Paul Stanley (64)
David Lynch (70)
Buzz Aldrin (86)

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Night Crumbs

/ January 19, 2016

Goopy Paltrow and her piece Brad Falchuk are on vacation in Mexico and I’m sure there’s a reason why he’s staying far away from her in that pic. Goopy probably went on a chia seed and coconut water cleanse to get bikini body ready and he knows that if she farts, a wave of organic caca will be headed his way – Lainey Gossip  

One of the little women of Little Women: LA was hospitalized after she was jumped by two castmates. And I’m sure Lifetime gave them all a bonus for a brawl well done – Reality Tea

Why can’t I be a blonde Greek princess who is Prince Hot Ginge’s distant cousin? – Celebitchy

Jessica Alba made the cover of Vogue AustraliaDrunken Stepfather 

Good news for those of you sick fucks who constantly check PornHub for Sasquatch porn, Khlozilla apparently made a sex tape with Lamar Odom – WWTDD

Bill Cosby’s rape case seems to be going well – The Superficial

Heidi Klum SANS FARDS and SANS BRA – The Nip Slip   

Maria Callas who? – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just a wiener playing with a ball – Hollywood Tuna 

The trailer for Pee-wee’s Big Holiday needs more Miss YvonneSOW

But he’s not even nominated for an Oscar this year,” thought Leonardo DiCaprio after reading the story about how Jamie Foxx saved a trapped man from a burning car – HuffPo

Justin Timberlake let Jessica Biel leave the house – Popoholic

Tori Spelling is a Broke Bitch: Part 4,567,984 – Starcasm

In case you didn’t know already, David Bowie had impeccable taste – IDLYITW

Chelsea Handler tells her side of her feud with Heather Long Boobs – Just Jared

Pic: FameFlynet

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And Now Alexis Arquette Is Slapping At Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith

/ January 19, 2016

Every controversy has to have its shot of WTF and I thought the Original Aunt Viv gave us that when she dragged “Miss Thing” Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith in a Facebook video. But nope, Alexis Arquette has done the honors.

Two days after Jada declared that she’s boycotting the Oscars over their all-white acting nominationsAlexis Arquette has come out of nowhere and slapped her and Will down. Alexis has her own reason for why she’s not supporting Jada’s Oscar boycott.

Alexis has gone from talking about how fucking Jared Leto feels like a Praetorian Guard is marching up into your asshole to talking about how Will and Jada are double bearding each other. The rumors about Jada and Will being bi swingers have been around since the beginning of time and Alexis said on Facebook (via ONTD) today that it’s true. According to full-time wreck Alexis Arquette, Will’s first marriage ended when his wife caught his ass bouncing on Benny Medina. Alexis also brought up how Will Smith refused to kiss another dude while filming Six Degrees of Separation. Alexis is not going to stand by Jada and Will until they come twirling out of the closet while loudly declaring their love for cooch and dick. What I got from Alexis’ post is that she thinks Will and Jada are hypocrites for preaching about acceptance when they’re main residence is still in the closet. I think.

And Scientology is coming for Alexis in 3..2.. (UPDATE: Alexis’ post has been deleted, but screen shots live forever.)

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The only thing I have to add to this mess is that I wish I could put “He Was Best Known For Butt Servicing His Sugar Daddy” on my tombstone.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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Oh, Those Messy Palins Are At It Again….

/ January 19, 2016

Another speeding train just crashed into the train wreck pile that is the Palins. Train wrecks be train wreckin’ again.

Gawker says that Sarah Palin’s oldest kid, 26-year-old Track Palin (he’s the one in the back), was arrested in Wasilla, Alaska last night after he allegedly got violent with a woman while boozed up. Let this be a lesson to parents everywhere: Never EVER commit child abuse by naming your kid Track. Nothing good can come of it. Dude will always be running into trouble with a name like Track.

Wasilla P.D. said that they went to a house last night after getting a call about a domestic violence incident. The cops said that after doing a little investigating they learned that a member of Wasilla’s royal family drunkenly assaulted a woman while carrying a gun. They put Track in handcuffs and charged him with three misdemeanors. The police gave this statement to Gawker:

On 01/18/2016 at approximately 2204 hours, Wasilla Police responded to a residence for a disturbance. An investigation revealed Track Palin had committed a domestic violence assault on a female, interfered with her ability to report a crime of domestic violence, and possessed a firearm while intoxicated. Palin was arrested and charges of assault in the fourth degree (domestic violence), interfering with a domestic violence report, and misconduct involving weapons in the fourth degree were forwarded to the District Attorney’s Office. Palin was held without bail until arraignment.

Damn that Track, smearing the Palin family’s pristine reputation like that.

Back in 2015, Track and his family were involved in that hot trashy brawl at a snowmobile party. It ended with a shirtless track flipping people off in the street. And now here is. I don’t know why those Palins even bother with politics when their true calling is reality TV. (That Sarah Palin’s Alaska show doesn’t count.) You’d think that the world of reality TV would’ve fully embraced their boozin’, brawlin’ and barebackin’ antics by now. Oh, and Sarah Palin officially endorsed Donald Trump today. I didn’t read her statement, but I’m guessing that it stops after 3 sentences because she quit writing it halfway through.

Pic: Getty

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