The BRIT Awards are happening right now in The Land of Many Cakes. As you can already guess, Adele is going to need a shipping container to haul home all her awards. So far she’s only won one: Best British Female Solo Artist. Adele kept her acceptance speech short and sweet, no doubt because she was saving her voice for the 1,293 other acceptance speeches she’d no doubt make later in the evening. But one of the things she made sure to do after thanking everyone was to give a shout-out to Kesha by saying: “I’d like to take this moment to publicly support Kesha.” I might be jumping to conclusions, but Dr. Luke can probably go ahead and cross the name Adele off his list of dream collaborations.

#BRITs2016: Adele shows her support for Kesha during acceptance speech https://t.co/FWpYXDucQp https://t.co/Dz9wDnnCFm

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 24, 2016

Demi Lovato is totally sending Taylor Swift a text right now that says: “See? It’s not that hard.”

I don’t know if Kesha’s lawyers have decided whether or not to appeal a judge’s recent decision to keep her stuck in her contract with Sony. But if I were them, I’d be typing up a transcript of Adele’s acceptance speech and rushing down to the judge’s chambers with it as soon as possible. An endorsement from the current queen of music should be enough to have that judge overturn her decision. Right? I mean, unless that judge is Noel Gallagher, it couldn’t hurt.

As for Kesha, she released a longer, more formal statement regarding her current situation on Facebook (via Rolling Stone) this afternoon, which you can read all of after the cut.

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I watched an episode of Vice a couple of weeks ago about “designer babies” and an expert said that in the near future we’ll be able to pick our unborn kid’s eye color, height, etc… In other words, in the future, the world will be overrun with tall, blond skinnies with blue eyes. It’ll be like living in Leonardo DiCatchAho’s Shangri-La. They also brought up how gender selection is already thing and I already knew that thanks to the Onion Crunch Mogul vs. Sofia Vergara disaster. Well, Chrissy Teigen told People that she chose to get implanted with a girl embryo because she really wants to see John Legend be a father to a daughter.

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If you live in the greater Alaska area and are wondering why you just heard what sounded like 10lbs of bugle beads being hurled across a room by an angry Mama Grizzly, this would be why. E! says that after fighting for nearly seven years, Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have finally come to a custody agreement regarding their 7-year-old son, Tripp Johnston.

This whole mess started shortly after their son was born back in 2009. Levi had accused Sarah Palin and the Skidoo Crew of making it difficult to see Baby Tripp, so they worked out a visitation schedule. But those sneaky Palins never had it passed by a judge, which means it was never finalized. Eventually Levi got sick of getting the answering machine every time he called the Palin compound. So in 2013, Levi got his lawyer to file a petition requesting equal custody of Tripp. Which brings us to today when a judge finally got around to writing his name on a custody agreement.

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On the left is a picture of Olivia Munn a year ago. On the right is, get this, Olivia Munn last month. I know, looking at the picture on the right gave me a stage 10 case of the “Harpo Dis Womans,” because I thought it was a completely different person! But seriously, besides the de-drama’d eyebrow situation and her face being SANS freckles, I don’t see much difference between the 2016 picture and the 2015 picture. But 35-year-old Olivia Munn does and she decided to share all the secrets to her different face. The “keeping it real” version of a Hollywood type’s list of beauty secrets looks like this:

1. Botox.

2. More Botox.

3. Face skin reupholstery.

4. Full face lipo.

5. Replaced nose with a smaller one that was grown on a lab house rat.

Olivia Munn did none of that, so says Olivia Munn. She wrote on Instagram about how she is addicted to researching “natural and healthy” ways to make the skin on your face look younger. Olivia posted the side-by-side picture above before spitting up her tips.

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It’s a shame that Robert Stack is no longer with us, because we still have so many unsolved mysteries. Like why Justin Bieber refuses to shave that patchy mess of rodent hair off his face. Or where the Kardashians were able to find a clock that lacks a 15th minute.

But one mystery we don’t need help solving is the mystery of why Rihanna cancelled her performance of “Kiss It Better” at the Grammys last week. Page Six has stamped a CASE CLOSED on that file. According to sources, RiRi called it quits on her performance because she was afraid it was going to be an embarrassing shit show.

“She felt like her performance couldn’t compare [to some of the other artists’], and she was trying to avoid the embarrassment because she knew it wasn’t the right comeback performance. She said, ‘I’m not doing this.'”

As reported earlier, the plan was that night time talk show hamster James Corden would introduce RiRi and she’d come out and start gyrating against his microphone. That sounds bad, but it got worse. A source claims Rihanna rehearsed some of “Kiss It Better” live, but there were a lot of recorded vocals being used. The source adds that her performance left a lot of people “underwhelmed” and wondering why she’d perform a ballad instead of something fun, like “Work.”

RiRi finally realized her performance was a cheesy mess after she started comparing it to other rehearsal performances, like Kendrick Lamar’s. That’s when she decided to blame bronchitis and split.

So there you have it – mystery solved! Speaking of mysteries…is it just me, or did that source seem to have an awful lot to say about how boring and tired RiRi’s performance was? Wait a minute..boring…tired (rips mask off source). Azealia Banks, it was you all along! I knew it!

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Because Rob Kartrashian’s sock empire is worth about as much as a jar of toe jam (“So, like $565 then, because that’s how much the jar of toe jam I bought on eBay cost.” – Quentin Tarantino), he can’t pay his own rent and he let his mommy buy his 28-year-old ass a $2.3 million house in the same neighborhood his fame whore family terrorizes. Maybe Pimp Mama Kris did it because she wants Rob out of Blac Chyna’s place. Or maybe she did it because she saw a tax right-off opportunity and was able to register the house as a Wayward Home for Family Embarrassments with the ‘Beetes. Whatever the case may be, PMK had one of her minions stock the kitchen of Rob’s new house with fancy foods like Raincoast crackers and quinoa, and it blew his and Blac Chyna’s minds.

Blac Chinet posted a video on Instagram of her and her Kardashian revenge fuck, Rob, taking a tour of all of the foods his pimp mommy bought him and they couldn’t believe their eyes. They acted like they had no idea what shit like Sharon’s Sorbet, McCann’s Irish Oatmeal and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! is. Watching this video is like watching stoned cavemen try to shop at Whole Foods. Blac Chinet and Rob ask, “What the fuck is this?”, while looking at all the food his mommy bought for him. In about 8 months when Donald Trump becomes president and civilization as we know it ends, creatures from other planets will land on our destroyed planet and say the exact same thing while looking at covers of UsWeekly and Star with the Kartrashians on them. Apparently, the Instagram video was deleted, but leave it to TMZ to have it!

Rob also put a tiny dent in his debt to Pimp Mama Kris by giving her material for an upcoming episode of Krapping Up the Kartrashians. Rob shat this up on Instagram last night:

You may be rolling your eyes at Rob calling himself an “orphan” since, yes, PMK’s heart may be dead, but she’s technically alive. But you shouldn’t have a problem with Rob calling himself an oprhan. Don’t you remember that scene in Oliver where mom buys him a multi-million dollar house and fills it with $12 crackers? “Please mum, can I have some more…artisan tortillas?”

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