Amanda Seyfried’s New Man Might Have Still Been Married When They Got Together
Even though that picture of Amanda Seyfried and her man is from a play they did last year, I think we can all agree that’s a pretty damn good “coming for your man” stare if there ever was one.
Last week, a bunch of loose lips went to UsWeekly and told them that the come-to-life Margaret Keane painting was getting on her The Last Word co-star Thomas Sadoski. The sources say that Amanda and Matt from Life in Pieces (yes I watch Life in Pieces) became friends last year when they starred in The Way We Get By on Broadway together. But nothing funny happened because Amanda was with Justin Long and Thomas was married. Fast forward to present day, when a conveniently single Amanda and an even more conveniently divorced Thomas reunited on the set of The Last Word and started to get romantic.
According to Radar, it’s all a little too convenient and they’re screaming “Homewrecker!” at Amanda. Radar says that Thomas was definitely still married-married to Kimberly Hope, his wife of eight years, when he met Amanda on Broadway last year. Hollywood divorces are as common as a Kardashian wanting some attention, so Thomas splitting with his wife isn’t exactly that scandalous. But it’s the timing of it all that Radar is side-eyeing. Thomas filed for divorce on August 14, 2015. The next month, Amanda officially called it quits with Justin Long.
Of course, this could all just be a coincidence. Or it could be time to pull out the ink pad and stamp SOLVED on another blind item. Who knows. But one thing is for sure: Anne Hathaway just called up all her friends and started screaming “I knew it! I knew that sneaky thief stole my dress!” Here’s Hollywood’s latest maybe-homewrecking hussy arriving on the set of The Last Word last week with her dog.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For March 9th!
The One Story High Club is a not so well kept secret in most retirement communities. – Shane Yorston
Upvote winner:
I can’t believe Whole Foods peeled my parents and then re-packaged them! – tim
Pic: Tosh.0
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Part Pizazz, the pretty useless, but really hot, beauty tool from the 90s that’s somehow still around today!
Part Pizazz was and is a plastic stencil comb thing that you can use to take your middle part from Blake Lively (boring and basic) to Robin Lively (exciting, unique and beyond glamorous). Everyone in the 90s walked around with flatline center parts, so the makers of Hairagami decided to bring everyone’s middle parts alive with Part Pizazz. With Part Pizazz, you can magically transform your straight, bland middle part into all sorts of shapes like zig-zag, slithering snake, wavy, broken, etc… You can try to make your center part as broken and zig-a-zig-zaggy as your nerves get when you break that piece of plastic crap in your hair.
The best part of Part Pizazz was the infomercial that hypnotized me in the 90s. How is it possible that a little plastic tool can almost instantly turn you into the visual definition of a Hollywood star?! Magic lives in that pop-out glamour guide.
Those latte talons at the 0:30 mark really deserve HSOTD runner-up.
And I wonder if you could use the Part Pizazz to jazz up your pubes area. I’d have to flat iron them first. Somebody is making a visit to Sally’s Beauty supply this weekend. (SPOILER ALERT: That somebody is me.)
Birthday Sluts
Jon Hamm (45)
Emily Osment (24)
Emeli Sandé (29)
Olivia Wilde (32)
Carrie Underwood (33)
Danny Pudi (37)
Shannon Miller (39)
Robin Thicke (39)
Bree Turner (39)
Haifa Wehbe (40)
Cristian de la Fuente (42)
Dr. Jennifer Arnold of The Little Couple (43)
Eva Herzigova (43)
Timbaland (44)
Haifa Wehbe (44)
Paget Brewester (47)
Edie Brickell (50)
Prince Edward (52)
Neneh Cherry (52)
Rick Rubin (53)
Jasmine Guy (54)
Lance Burton (56)
Sharon Stone (58)
Shannon Tweed (59)
Paul Haggis (63)
Barbara Corcoran (67)
Chuck Norris (76)
Pic: Vanity Fair
Night Crumbs
Selena Gomez got stuck in an elevator in Paris and she tweeted video of her harrowing ordeal, because it didn’t happen unless you tweet it. Selena looks so calm in the video, but I guess getting stuck in an elevator is nothing when you’ve survived a relationship with Justin Bieber. I mean, imagine if you were alone with the Biebs when he ran out of Sizzurp and threw a tantrum and you couldn’t find his favorite Binky anywhere? Now that shit is truly terrifying and stressful – Lainey Gossip
Gigi Hadid is speaking my language – Drunken Stepfather
Chrissy Teigen is on the cover of Self Magazine. At least they tell me that’s Chrissy Teigen – Celebitchy
A commercial starring Michael Phelps made Michael Phelps cry – Towleroad
Does Jacqueline Laurita’s face move? – Reality Tea
Lin-Manuel Miranda says that he once winked at Kanye West during a performance of Hamilton because Kanye was in his “blast zone.” Well, if Lin-Manuel’s fingers are fat and long enough, I’m sure Kanye would gladly invite them into his “blast zone” – The Superficial
“Hello, welcome to the Acid Trip Geisha Bar and Lounge. My name is Dakota and I’ll be your cocktail server tonight.” – Popoholic
You already knew this, but Ted Cruz’s homegirl Caitlyn Jenner will probably never vote for Hillary Clinton – Boy Culture
You already knew this too, but Erin Andrews isn’t going to get anywhere near the $55 million a jury awarded her – Jezebel
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Karlie Kloss wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Sacha Baron Cohen bounced out of the Freddie Mercury biopic, because Queen wanted it to be about Queen – OMG Blog
WHY IS SHE WASTING ALL OF THAT DELICIOUS IN-N-OUT?!!! – IDLYITW
Tina Fey did herself a favor and didn’t watch Sarah Palin’s 30 Rock parody – HuffPo
I’m sad that Stephanie Tanner didn’t say “How rude!” to mega feminist Miley Cyrus trying to shame her on Instagram – Starcasm
Zac Efron is still shirtless and still making constipated faces – Popsugar
Kanye West farted up at the mouth about fashion again and after reading his tweets I really want to buy a hundred suits jackets – Just Jared
Sharon Osbourne needs a Photoshop team that won’t warp her belly button – SOW
Bring On The Pregnant Yoga Poses! Hilaria Baldwin Is Knocked Up Again
Two things:
1. Whenever I’m struggling to get through anything, I’m going to think of the lady making a “fuck my life” in that picture. If she can get through Hilaria Baldwin practically Sleeping Yogi-ing a queef into her face, I can get through almost anything.
2. I bet that’s the pose Hilaria was in when she and Alec Baldwin conceived their third kid. Hilaria did that pose while Alec jacked off above her with one hand and punched a paparazzo he paid with the other. It’s the only way he can get off.
The Queen of the Downward Look At Me Pose announced on Instagram today that a tiny yogi fetus is doing the child’s pose in her womb. 32-year-old Hilaria said that in a few months, 57-year-old Alec will once again get to cradle a little bundle of adorable while saying, “Aww, you little, rude, thoughtless pig, you.”
Ireland, Carmen, Rafael, Alec, and I are excited to share with you that we are going to have another addition to our family. A little boy coming this fall #366daysoflivingclearly #HilariaLCM
Ireland is, of course, Alec’s 20-year-old daughter with Kim Basinger. Rafael is Alec and Hilaria’s 8-month-old son and Carmen is their 2 1/2-year-old daughter. I know, three babies in three years. Either she’s really fertile from busting out yoga poses in all sorts of places for Instagram likes. Or he’s really fertile from choking out paps. Or both!
And this winter, I better see an Instagram picture of Hilaria standing on her head while holding one kid with her right hand and another kid with her left hand as her newborn son naps on top of her flexed foot. If I don’t see that, I will really question her skills. Here’s Hilarious and Alec at the NYC premiere of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot last week.
