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Lisa Loeb (48)
John Barrowman (49)
Vinnie Paul (52)
Alex Kingston (53)
Peter Berg (54)
Elias Koteas (55)
Nina Hartley (57)
The Lady Chablis (59)
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Ryan Gosling was driving when a dog (dog not pictured) ran into the street. He got out of his car, picked up the dog and handed the pooch over to their human. Ryan Gosling is a hero to dogs! And now his fangirls are going to put on dog costumes and run into the street hoping Ryan Gosling will grab them and hold them for a minute – Lainey Gossip 

This may be Kim Kartrashian’s  naked selfie of “empowerment” SANS CENSOR BARS, but it’s probably not – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Bette Midler is turning her Twitter war with Kummy Kakes into a charity campaign (and no the charity isn’t to send the Kartrashians to Pluto) – Celebitchy

O.J. Simpson is laughing at the knife that was found on his property and probably because he knows where Pimp Mama Kris hid the real one – The Superficial 

This possible new cast member of The Real Housewives of Orange County looks like an overly-Botoxed mannequin. She’ll fit right in – Reality Tea 

I don’t know if what Sophia Bush is wearing is see through but I do know that it’s fug – The Nip Slip

Hot felon is out of jail to steal your heart and murder your vagina – Jezebel

Who ordered up a serving of uncut Italian footballer peen? – (NSFW) OMG Blog

The trailer for the Lonely Island movie is out and why do I have a feeling that Adam Levine is never going to stop jacking off to the sight of him dry humping himself? – Pajiba

While Maria Sharapova waits to see if she’s banned from tennis for four years, she’s trying out a possible new career: paparazzi beach model – Popoholic

Kaley Cuoco’s chichis for charity – Popsugar

Here’s a hot bitch riding a tortoise and no, that link doesn’t lead to a Hugh Hefner sex tape – The Berry 

Derek Jeter’s future wife on Maxim – Hollywood Tuna 

Kesha’s mother talked about what Dr. Luke has done to her family – Just Jared

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More magical moments like Mimi getting pushed around on a janky chair cart may soon hit our eyeballs, because UsWeekly and Page Six say that she’s currently shooting a reality show for E!. Mimi doing a reality show covers my stale soul with thick layers of glittery YES, because I have a feeling it’s going to be a glorious mess like her legendary Cribs episode. But all of those thick layers of glittery YES immediately  got covered with skid marks of NO after I read that it’s for E!. Mimi should not put herself in the same basic cable family as the Kartrashians. Mimi’s reality show should be for Bravo since it’ll probably be like Real Housewives of LisaFrankLand.

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One of the most dangerous games of Russian Roulette you’ll ever play is with the movies on Jennifer Aniston’s IMDB page. Sure, you might get lucky and land on a good one, like Office Space or Wanderlust (or if you’re really lucky, Leprechaun). But sadly, there’s an even greater chance you’ll get Rumor Has It or The Bounty Hunter. Apparently this is something Jennifer Aniston is aware of.

Jenny, who is currently promoting that Mother’s Day movie, recently admitted to Harper’s Bazaar that she’s not exactly proud of some of the things she’s done for a paycheck. I don’t have a dictionary handy, but I think that might be the definition of Irony?

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So much for Madge supposedly raising the white flag and letting Rocco Ritchie live in London with his dad. Rocco and Guy Ritchie were in a London court room today to continue the train wreck custody fight against Mage. Nothing really happened. Madge wasn’t there, because she’s spreading her Rebel Heart world tour through Australia. And tonight (which already happened in Australia), she spread the sad clown emotions during a special one-night-only show for 1,500 fans in Melbourne.

The free, invite-only show was supposed to start at 10:30, but it didn’t start until almost 1 in the goddamn morning, because it took Madge a long time to do herself up like Edith Piaf if Edith Piaf went to a clown-themed rave wearing clothes and a wig she found in a cardboard box marked “give to Goodwill” outside of Nicki Minaj’s house. In the show titled Tears of a Clown (working title: Fuck The Cunt That Is Guy Ritchie), Madge warbled out a lot of ballads and songs she really doesn’t perform live. She rode around on a tricycle and of course, she brought the raw sadness in front of a giant picture of Rocco even though Rocco apparently wants her to stop doing that.

Madge opened with Send In The Clowns from A Little Night Music, and a clip of it ended up on YouTube. I was completely ready to hate all of it, and for the first few seconds I did, but then I started to love it all. I mean, it’s so damn weird and a mess. Madge yodeling out a show tune and flashing her nalgas while dressed up like a sad, slutty clown. It’s like something you’d see at Baby Jane’s lounge show in the basement of a club in the San Fernando Valley somewhere. It’s HIGH ART!

Madge is back!

And before you press play on that video, you may want to send in the ear plugs.

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner may have scraped their 10-year marriage into the trash almost eight months ago, but they still haven’t dragged the bag to the curb yet. According to E!, no divorce documents have been filed in Los Angeles by Ben and Jen since they officially called it quits back in June. Not only are they in no rush to change their official marital status, they’re also in no rush to change their current living situation either. A source tells E! that Ben and Jen still live in the same house together with their three kids, Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel, and that they don’t have any plans to mess around with that arrangement.

“They are in a really good place right now. A lot of the dust has settled and they have become accustomed to their new life, which is separate but together in a lot of ways. They continue to make the family their first priority and they have always been on the same page about that.”

As for Jen’s recent interview with Vanity Fair, the source claims they’re both happy Jen spilled the shit about their split because it means they don’t have to talk about the death of their marriage anymore and can move forward. As for what moving forward entails, the source says: “They don’t know exactly what it’s going to look like, but for now what they are doing is working for the family.”

They do however know what their current situation is. Ben and Jen have been trading off parenting duties, as well as trying to do things together as a family whenever they can. That’s nice. Maybe one of the things they’ll do as a family is get together and hold an intervention for Daddy to make sure he doesn’t get any more stupid tattoos.

Here’s Ben Affleck’s wife at the premiere of her new movie Miracles from Heaven. And now I have DJ Sammy’s early-2000s club rat cover of “Heaven” stuck in my head. Thanks, Jennifer!

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