On a scale of “Oh yeah?” to “Spill that tea girl!“, Jennifer Garner’s recent-ish interview about the death of her marriage with Vanity Fair was about an “Oh yeah.” Which was probably for the best, since those two still live together and going full-Waiting to Exhale scorned wife on Ben Affleck in print would have made shit super awkward for their kids. She did however get in a subtle burn at the expense of his post-split back tattoo and side-eyed him for the whole nanny situation. But Ben Affleck isn’t mad about anything that came out Jennifer Garner’s mouth during her Vanity Fair interview.

While talking to The New York Times, Ben, said that he doesn’t like talking publicly about his family (shade on, Batman). BUT if he has to, he wants you to know that his relationship with Jen is great and everything is great.

“Jen’s great. She’s a great person. We’re on great terms. I just saw her this morning, so that’s the reality that I live in. She felt like she wanted to discuss it and get it out there and get it over with, so she could say, ‘Look, I already talked about it – I don’t want to do it again.’ It’s fine. She’s allowed to talk about it.”

So there you have it. Everything between Daredevil and Elektra is great. They officially have Hollywood’s least-dramatic divorce. You know somewhere in a hand-carved agar wood steam room, Hollywood’s former Best Divorce title holder Gwyneth Paltrow is plotting how to yank back her crown. “Chris? It’s me. Listen, you’re moving back in. Don’t ask why, just throw your shit in a box and get over here.”

Here’s Ben Affleck rolling through LAX on Saturday looking like Bruce Wayne’s beer-slamming younger brother, Brad Wayne.

Pics: Splash

Besides dumb stuff like reducing your risk of heart disease and diabetes, nothing good comes out of eating healthy things. Case in point: The mutated hushpuppy we all know as Mama June had to be shuffled off to the hospital two weeks ago after she passed out in her house in Georgia. Mama June has been trying to burn off another layer of her Chalupa chins by dieting and her body apparently had the same reaction mine does when I eat broccoli that hasn’t been dipped in cheese or marannaise. It collapsed, and she’s reportedly going the Star Jones route, because dieting is dangerous for her health. I would say that Richard Simmons should come out of retirement to help Mama June, but he’s already been through too damn much.

Continue reading

Ever since Kerry Washington got secret-married to former NFL player Nnamdi Asomugha back in 2013, there have been near-constant whispers that their relationship has been traveling down a not-so-secret road to a divorce. Since the “Kerry Washington marriage SCANDAL!” rumor is clearly never going to die, Kerry Washington decided to talk about it. Sort of.

Kerry got into her personal life during a lecture called The New Rules of Social Stardom at the SXSW festival in Austin, TX on Sunday (via UsWeekly) after an audience member asked her about the interest in celebrities and social media. According to Kerry, social media is great if you want to prove the haters wrong. Like if you’re Kim Kardashian, you throw up some videos that make it look like you totally spend time with your kids. However, Kerry wants you to know she’s not about sharing her life with strangers, and therefore you’ll never see her denying that she’s getting a divorce on Twitter.

“If I don’t talk about my personal life, it means I don’t talk about my personal life. That means not only did I not tell you when I was getting married, it also means if somebody has rumors about what’s going on in my marriage, I don’t refute them, because I don’t talk about my personal life.”

Kerry takes the “personal” part of her personal life very seriously. She also kept the birth of their 1-year-old daughter, Isabelle, a secret. So who knows? Maybe she’s already divorced, and we’ll only hear about it when she makes the dreams of Scandal fanfiction writers come true by getting secret-married to President Grant. But really, Kerry is smart. Why take precious time out of your busy schedule to talk about your relationship when you could let the Blind Items do the work for you?

Pic: Splash

And on this episode of Shit Superman Says, Henry Cavill has moved on from giving us brand new information by saying that being rich is a beautiful dream and is now talking about fuck-deficient chicks catcalling him and trying to pick his ass up when he’s with his 19-year-old girlfriend Tara King. Superman also said something about sex fences…

Continue reading

A little over a year ago, come-to-life Santo Bugito character Giuliana Rancic found herself on the receiving end of a whole lot of shit after she made a joke on Fashion Police about young famous type Zendaya looking like she smells like patchouli and weed. This weekend someone tried once again to make a joke about Zendaya, and it went over about as well as you’d expect. Like I said, it wasn’t Giuliana Rancic, although she did get dragged into this mess.

Continue reading

Over the weekend, many of us pulled out our St. Richard candle, put on our silky prayin’ shorts and slipped a black sequined veil over our faces before saying a million prayers for Richard Simmons. Others, put on their Spandex camouflage cat suits as they made plans to rescue Richard Simmons from his hostage situation. Because on Saturday, the New York Daily News published a long piece about the disappearance of the human halo of fabulousness and it included interviews with friends who believe that he’s being held against his will by his manager, brother and housekeeper. One friend believes that his housekeeper cast some bruja shit on Richard. Well, Richard’s voice has popped up to tell everyone that his maid Teresa Reveles isn’t holding him captive, everything is fine and we can call off Operation: Save The Sequined Treasure.

Continue reading