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Night Crumbs
Here’s Justin Timberlake promoting that Trolls movie in Berlin. I know that JT probably spent hours flat ironing the curls out of his locks, but sadly, that stunning soft-serve troll wig beat him in the hair beauty department – Lainey Gossip
Some source tells Star that Emily RideAJetSki does everything she can to get her name out there more. Plot twist! Star’s source is probably Emily RideAJetSki who is doing everything she needs to do to get her name out there more – Celebitchy
Bella Hadid made the cover of Elle, because I’m guessing someone more relevant and glamorous like Angelyne, Shauna Sand or Phoebe Price backed out at the last minute – Drunken Stepfather
Eddie Cibrian’s ex and LeAnn Rimes’ ex are doing a reality show together – Reality Tea
I’m not sure if Jennifer Lawrence’s dress looks like it came from Frederick’s or a Charlotte Russe circa 1994 – The Superficial
In case you missed the fart that gave a riveting performance on Game of Thrones…. – OMG Blog
Hot piece Nyle DiMarco did a mostly silent dance on Dancing With The Not Really Stars But They’re The Only Ones Who Agreed To Do This Show – Towleroad
Some band you may not have ever heard of faked a leaked sex tape for publicity and now some people know about them. Mission accomplished? – Jezebel
Some trick you may have forgotten exists said something to get people to remember he exists. Mission accomplished? – Pajiba
This picture of Charlotte McKinney is very “4th of July-themed gang bang porn,” and now I want to Google to find the rest of it – Hollywood Tuna
What in Kim Kartrashian’s leftovers HELL is Gigi Hadid wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Chloe Grace Moretz is definitely dating Brookly Beckham, and she also definitely went through Contempo Casuals’ archives closet to find that top – Popsugar
Why do I keep watching these videos of Dr. Pimple Popper squeezing out some cyst cheese? – Someecards
To think, Kim Kartrashian could’ve been the new Michael Baden – IDLYITW
I didn’t know that Robert Buckley from Lipstick Jungle also turned tricks on the side? – Just Jared
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Justin Bieber Has Retired From Taking Pictures With His Fans
Justin Bieber won’t take pictures with his crazed fans who paid a giant chunk of money to do so after his shows, so of course he’s going to stop taking pictures with them for free. The Biebs announced on Instagram today that he feels like an animal trapped in a zoo and he will no longer grace his fans’ iPhone cameras with his face. He is done. Meanwhile at the Bowmanville Zoo in Toronto, that poor tiger is lying in its cage and thinking to itself, “Stupid douche, now you know how my ass feels!”
Kristen Stewart Did Have Some Reluctance About Working With Creepy Ass Woody Allen, Okay?
Woody Allen’s Cafe Society starring a trio of UGHs, Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg and Blake NotSoLively is opening up the Cannes Film Festival tomorrow, so Variety talked to KStew about a whole bunch of crap. And yes, this interview, like most Kristen Stewart interviews, is very “conversation about deep stuff with an angsty Emo 9th grader who just huffed spray paint from a paper bag.”
Pamela Anderson Says That Being Married To Rick Salomon Made Her Look 20 Years Older
Pamela Anderson is an ageless all-natural beauty with a face that is completely immune to the laws of space and time. Take the picture above, for example. I don’t know how old that woman is, but it’s completely irrelevant. All that matters is that she looks like the kind of gorgeous expensive Persian cat that should be on packages of toilet paper and fancy cans of cat food. But according to Pamela Anderson, there was a time when she looked old, and it was when she was married to Rick Salomon.
Pammy spoke to W magazine to promote a short film called Connected, in which she plays a woman feeling insecure about aging. Pamela shot Connected shortly after she quit her messy marriage to Rick Salomon for the second time. Apparently being married to Rick Salomon really helped her get into character.
“I look back at pictures of myself when I was in this awful relationship, and I looked 20 years older. I know it sounds like a cliché, but happiness has a lot to do with beauty. Calm, peacefulness and not-constant stress are very, very important to feeling beautiful and confident. And that comes across whether you’re wearing makeup or not. I remember looking in the mirror during filming and saying, ‘Who is this person? How did I let myself get to this place?'”
I shudder to think that Pamela would ever believe she looked anything less than perfect, but she’s not exactly wrong about that whole “looking 20 years older” thing. Although it’s not really her fault. In almost every picture of Pam and Rick together, Rick is dressed like the 19-year-old manager of a E-Liquid store who got busted dealing fake Adderall and stealing vape pens. So of course Pam looks 20 years older by comparison.
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Open Post: Hosted By Second Time Daddy Ryan Gosling Struttin’ That Ass
A quick minute after everyone found out that there’s another human on earth who gets to call Ryan Gosling “daddy,” he sashayed into the Jimmy Kimmel Live! studio to promote The Nice Guys, a movie that feels like it’s from the early aughts. Ryan may or may not be using that leather bag to smuggle in one of his secret babies. You know how on the shush Ryan and Eva Mendes are.
But I’d like to shift your eyeballs from that weird-looking baby carrier to Ryan’s Docs. I am all for Ryan wearing Docs, but he’s wearing them wrong. Everyone knows (just go with me) that you are only supposed to wear Docs with torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks. You know, I think picturing Ryan Gosling in Docs, torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks just made me pregnant with one of his secret babies. Either that or the cheeseburger salad I had for lunch is starting to digest.
