A Los Angeles Homeless Shelter Calls Out Kanye West For Not Delivering On Promises He Made
Kanye West is a busy guy. I mean, who else is going to harass his ex-wife Kim Kardashian‘s most recent ex-boyfriend, Pete Davidson, to the point he allegedly has to check in to seek professional trauma therapy because of it? No one but Kanye has time for that! And so, some of Kanye’s other commitments have fallen to the wayside. One is a promise Kanye made to the Los Angeles Mission about helping the houseless community find work and fighting the houseless crisis in LA. But allegedly, Kanye has done absolutely nothing about it. Well, have the houseless people of LA considered how long it takes to make a Claymation replica of Pete Davidson and then kill it? That’s time-consuming!
Anne Heche Has Been Taken Off Life Support
In news that was expected but is still tragic and very sad, Anne Heche died of her injuries from her car crash a little over a week ago. Anne suffered a severe brain injury during the crash, went into a coma shortly afterward, and never came out of it. On Friday, Anne’s rep said that she had died and was being kept on life support to give enough time to find donor organ matches. It had long been Anne’s wish to donate her organs. Yesterday, Anne’s rep confirmed that she’s been taken off of life support. Anne was only 53.
Ariana Biermann, Daughter Of Kim Zolciak-Biermann, Was Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI
The Zolciak-Biermann family has been relatively quiet since their show Don’t Be Tardy was canceled last year, but this is the type of news I would expect to hear about the bratty gaggle of kids with fully glammed faces birthed by a plastic wigged windbag who permanently has a red solo cup attached to her be-clawed hand. According to People, Kim Zolciak-Biermann’s 20-year-old daughter, Ariana Biermann, along with her on/off boyfriend Hudson McLeroy, also 20, were both arrested for alcohol-related charges while they were out gallivantin’ in Forsyth County, Georgia this weekend. Ariana denies drinking and intends to fight the charges. Considering that Kim (who also used to be on The Real Housewives of Atlanta) once encouraged her older daughter, Brielle Biermann, to suck dick to secure John Legend tickets (but ha ha she was joking, ok?!); it’s anybody’s guess what she’ll have Ariana do to keep that criminal record clean.
Padma Lakshmi Says She’s “Relieved” Ex-Husband Salman Rushdie Is “Pulling Through” After Stabbing
On Friday, author/fatwa target Salman Rushdie was repeatedly stabbed by 24-year-old Hadi Matar, who rushed the stage right before Salman was about to give a talk at the Chautauqua Institution in Chautauqua, New York. The discussion was supposed to be about how the U.S. is a safe haven for exiled writers. Huh. Yesterday Salman’s son, Zafar Rushdie, told NBC News that, while his 75-year-old father “remains in critical condition,” he has been taken off the ventilator and was “able to say a few words.” After this positive update, People reports that Rushdie Ex-Wife #4, Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi, tweeted that she’s relieved her ex is “pulling through.”
Paulina Porizkova Claps Back At A Plastic Surgeon Who Suggests Her Face Needs ‘Fixing’
Paulina Porizkova, one of the most successful models of the 80s and 90s, is currently getting treated badly because of the unforgivable crime of aging. I was always under the impression that aging was the goal because the alternative is really depressing. But as Paulina has already discovered, some men can be mean and judgmental once you get past the ‘I’d Hit That!‘ stage in life. And that’s what’s happened recently as one of her photos has come under the scrutiny of an unnamed plastic surgeon who is picking apart her face and telling everyone what’s wrong with it. But Paulina isn’t remaining silent and is using the same photo as a teachable moment about how difficult it is to be a woman aging in the fashion industry.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Super Simon!
One year after the game Simon debuted and gave many kids their first ever case of fucking anxiety, its maker, Milton Bradley, decided that the nerves of children haven’t suffered enough. So they shot up regular Simon with roids to create Super Simon. Super Simon was double the Simon and double the nerve-destroying fuckery!