Say Something Nice

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Carrot Top at Vh1's Rock Honors: Actually, it ain't that bad. He's pulled it some, but I'd still hit it. OMG! I'm sinking to a new slut low!

Wonky is a Wreck

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Dr. Charles Sophy filed a postponement today declaring that Paris Hilton is too "emotionally distraught" to deal with a civil trial brought by Zeta Graff. Zeta wants $10 million, because she says Paris spread "vicious lies" about her that were printed in the New York Post. 
Dr. Sophy who has seen Paris off-and-on for the past 6-months said Paris is is "not capable of any meaningful participation" after being "traumatized" from being sentenced to 45 days in the slammer.  He went on to say she "Cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense."
The judge has postponed the trial until August.
Here we go again!  Paris is obviously not "emotionally distressed" enough to go shopping and parying. I wouldn't be surprised if homegirl tries to "fake hurt" herself to get out of going to jail! It's not like she's going to service the entire sentence! Suck it up! Jesus, she needs to listen to Natasha from Top Model! There are wars going on in the world!
Source: TMZ

Vintage Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:

1993 was the year that Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson came together to create “Whatzupwitu.” Unfortunately, it wasn’t a huge hit, but it did create a totally hot video. You should watch this video with the sound turned OFF. I’m doing you a favor. If you skip to around 1:46 you can catch Eddie all up on Jacko. I mean he seriously want a piece of that mess. Eddie does love the trannies!

Thanks Youri

Kellie Pickler is as Dumb as Her Implants

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
When Kellie Pickler appeared on "American Idol" a couple of months ago everybody started talking about her new tits. Kellie was a guest on Ryan Gaycrest's radio morning show today and she wouldn't confirm that she had a boob job.
She said, "Are you talking about my boobs again? Why are you looking at my boobs anyways, you pervert? I'm not looking at them, America is looking at them. My hair was shorter so everything else looked bigger. [Besides,] I'm 20, my boobs are supposed to be perky." 
When Ryan asked her point blank if she had them done she said, "I don't know. Ever since the show and your comments, all I hear about is my boobs. But you know me, Ryan, I like to be the center of attention, and right now me and the girls, we are pretty much getting a lot of attention. I like to keep it a mystery. Let the mystery live on because as soon as I say yes or no then no one is going to care anymore." 
That means yes. What a dumb dumb. She should've asks her new breasts the question, he probably would've gotten a straight answer. 
Source: People

Normal or Fat?

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
I'm confused. When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer. But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me. I don't know what to believe. I want to ask my mother, but she thinks Nicole Richie could lose a few, so she's the wrong person to ask.
Kelly definitely has the "fat gene" but is this fat?! I don't even know anymore!? The media has messed up my brains!  
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