Howard K. Stern reportedly sent his lawyer after the "Today" show, because they were scheduled to interview Rita Crosby. Rita claims in her new tell-all about Anna Nicole Smith that Howie and Larry Birkhead are in CAHOOTS! According to Rita, Howie and Larry were videotaped sucking each other's pencil dicks and that Anna would watch the tape over and over again. She also claims Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howie.
Larry has already threatened to sue Rita if she doesn't cut that part out of her book.
TMZ reports that after Howie's lawyer threatened "Today" they pulled the plug on Rita's interview. The power of Stern cannot be denied!!!!
Rita's main source of this alleged Larry/Howie love affair is Jackie Hatten.
Larry told the NYDN that Jackie is a crazy. "Hatten tried to come to the Bahamas to see Anna last year and Anna wouldn't let her. And Jackie's brother went to jail for stalking Anna. This book is coming from the losers club because they all have axes to grind."
I want to know who has this damn videotape?! Rita needs to give us the goods. As frightening as it probably is, I want to see it! If there's a shot to the face involved, I think I would die. Howie totally has a face meant for facials though. Ok, that's enough of that.
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Quick! Somebody dip Paris Hilton's coochie in acid or something! The world's safety is at stake! Paris Hilton told Elle UK that she wants to have a baby next year. Um Paris…in case you haven't heard Nicole Richie already beat you to the punch.
Paris said, "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
I'd love to see the look on the journalist's face when she said that. I would have to cut a hole in my pants with my nails to pinch my balls, so I wouldn't bust out in laughter.
Getting her body ready?! What's to get ready. Bitch is already a sperm bank! She has enough sperm inside her to create an army. An army of WONKIES. It's like "It's A Small World" up in her body. So many different kinds of sperm. All shapes and all sizes and I bet you they sing that same song!
A source also said that Paris is definitely feeling maternal. "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "
Britney Spears probably put those thoughts in her head, so somebody else's poor skills could take the heat off of her.
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Put this old, grouchy bitch in a home already! First, Jerry Lewis said that Merv Griffin "deserved" to die and now this?! During his famed telethon yesterday Jerry went on some kind of weird rant ending in calling someone an "illiterate faggot." In the clip Jerry is wandering around like a crazy person and when he realizes what he said he quickly tries to change it up. This is LIVE TV!
He still raised over $60 Million. Now will someone use like $10,000 of that money to put the old bat away already?! He's bringing everyone down! Why is he so damn angry? Maybe someone's spiking his Metamucil!
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