Torch The Float!

June 11, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo and Skeletor continued their "Make Me Vomit" tour by showing up at yesterday's Puerto Rican Day Pride parade in NYC. Skeletor sang some song while JLo sort of stood there and held a flag. Awww…I must say that I'm surprised JLo is still with the same man…I mean same skeleton. I guess it is true love! Perhaps, JLo is addicted to that bone! Literally. 

The Special Treatment Continues

June 11, 2007 / Posted by:
The family and friends of inmates at Twin Towers Correctional facility were left pissed off when Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend and Nachos arrived to visit Paris Hilton. Everyone waited around 2 to 4 hours while Nicky just breezed in and waited 15-minutes to see her sister for 30-minutes.
One visitor said, "This isn't right. We take off our Saturdays and Sunday to come here and do this. Why did they get to go up first, that's what I want to know?"
Nicky told reporters upong leaving that Paris "was being so strong."
TMZ is also reporting breaking news that Paris is only eating Cheerios. I am reporting that the world is sick of this skank! I'm posting about it, but it's taking every bone in my body to do it. I need Promises rehab, because I've ODed on Paris and sadly am addicted to it. Fuck!
Source: People

Birthday Sluts

June 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Hugh Laurie (48)
Shia LaBeouf (21)
Joshua Jackson (29)
Matt McGrath (38)
Peter Dinklage (38)
Joe Montana (51)
Adrienne Barbeau (62)
Gene Wilder (74)


Hat With Attached Wig

June 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears has started a trend! Wearing hats with attached wigs! Jordan followed this trend at a book signing in London the other day. In her defense, she's knocked up and is probably not bleaching that mop or putting in extensions. She's doing right!
In other Jordan news, she's talking once again about Peter Andre's genitals! She said before that even though he was sick, his dick didn't shrink. This time she's talking about his bush.
She said, "I knew Pete was getting better when he shaved down below. It's as bald as a badger. He doesn't look like a dead chicken any more.

"We've had sex again. He's not completely better, but he didn't have any choice bless him."

I hate bald dicks! I like them to have at least a buzz cut above the junk. It's like looking at a baby and that's not hot! Besides crotch stubble can burn your nose when you're doing your business.


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