So He Did Snort Daddy!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Keith Richards was quoted as telling a magazine that he snorted his daddy's ashes with a bit of cocaine. He later said that it was just a joke and he didn't mean it. Well, either bitch is hungry for attention or he's losing his brains, because now he's admitting to snorting daddy, but without cocaine!
“The cocaine bit was rubbish (not true). I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I’d opened his box up and said, ‘Jesus, I’ve got to do something with dad, y’know, plant the oak tree.’ “I pulled the lid off and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table.

I’m going, ‘I can’t use the brush and dustpan for this’. So you just gotta like, put it together. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of… y’know, he went down a treat”.

You know it almost sounded a little more "normal (for lack of a better word)" when he said he cut him up with a little cocaine. I mean the coke would take the sting off the bones and bits and shit, but to do him straight up like that? Hardcore nasty.

Keep Lindsay away from crematoriums!




Tim McGraw Fans Are A Mess

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Not only did Tim McGraw get his package grabbed by a strange fan, but that same night he got one of his rings stolen right off his finger by a different fan! When Tim realizes it he accuses a woman, but it’s clear she didn’t take it. There’s another woman in the video waving her hands and it looks like that’s the thief!

Tim McGraw fans are nuts! Perverts and thieves the lot of them!

Thanks Debra


It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look That Plastic

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Ellen Barkin walked away with $40 Million in her divorce from Billionaire Ron Perelman. Bitch wants more! She filed a new lawsuit asking for an additional $3.4 Million.
Ellen claims that Ron promised her that dough in 2005 when he became a partner in the production company she shares with her brother.
In addition to the $40 Million, Ellen also made around $21 Million by auctioning all the jewelry Ron bought her during their 6-year marriage.
Her lawyer told Page Six , "This lawsuit has nothing to do with Ellen's acting career or her divorce from Ron. It's strictly a business matter. At the moment, she couldn't be happier. She just came off of one of the biggest movies of the summer."
I say GET THAT MONEY hooker and milk him for everything he's worth! Why not! Another skank is going to come along and do just that to him. You might as well be that hot skank.
Besides Ellen needs the money so that she can fulfill her dream in becoming the female version of The Joker.

Jordan Hits The Town

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan hit the town last night, 5-weeks after she gave birth to the royal Princess Tiaamii. Her highness let her out to play? How nice of her!
Jordan hit London's club Modiva and partied until 2am without Peter Andre. He was probably at the gay club down the street.
Finally! The piece of trash, half in the gutter Jordan we've all come to know and love. I thought she was getting a little bit boring and it's nice to see her drunk!
The dress however looks like it was made using the scraps from a Big Beard costume. 
Source: The Sun

No More Louis For Lohan

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Louis Vuitton apparently hates Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was in the running to be the face of the label at one time, but now the label doesn't want any piece of her. An inside source told Page Six that they will never lend her clothes again.
Bitch kept stealing their clothes for a photoshoot with Elle Magazine which hits stands today.
"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," said a snitch. "Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."
Klepto! Wait! Maybe those "coke pants" were in the pile she stole. Louis Vuitton is setting her up! She's innocent! Don't worry Lohan, I'm on the case! 

Nothing To Worry About

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Madonna's lawyers are trying to keep away sexy pictures and letters from an old boyfriend from being made public. The private pictures from the 1990s were taken by her boyfriend at the time James Albright. The pics are said to be explicit.
Madge's lawyers are afraid the images will affect her "stick up her ass" persona. No, they are afraid it will affect her adoption of David Banda. The head of the Malawi child welfare service is about to spend a week with Madonna and David in London and she doesn't want those pictures in the papers.
The pictures and letters are being shopped around for a price tag of around $200,000.
Unless the pictures of Madonna having an orgy with farm animals, it's not anything we haven't seen before! I mean there's pictures of her straddling a dog naked!
Ooooh, she used to be so much fun.

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