Fergie Ferg wants to get a few things straight. She’s not engaged to hotness boyfriend, Josh Duhamel and she’s not knocked up. Fergie spoke to reporters in Miami where she was in town to perform at pre-Super Bowl Pepsi Smash outdoor concert series at Miami’s Dolphin Stadium. The concert will air tomorrow on Vh1.
Fergie said, “I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.” DISAPPOINT? This is the news of the hour!
She did say that Josh would be joining her this weekend. Damn. I guess they are still together.
For a little bonus below….CAN YOU SPOT FERGIE’S FACE? Bet you can’t. I know it’s lame…it’s Friday. TGIF!
Johnny Knoxville and his wife of 11 years have officially separated. Johnny’s spokeswhore confirmed that he has split from his wife, Melanie. The ex-couple have a 10-year-old daughter, Madison.
It’s no surprise, since Johnny hasn’t really been quiet about his relationships with other women. In the past couple of years he’s been linked to Jessica Simpson and Kate Moss. There’s also been stories of Johnny boning no-name chicks any chance he gets.
Sources close to the couple claim they’ve been broken up for a while now. They also say that Melanie should get lots of dough for putting up with Johnny.
“How do you live knowing that your husband leads a separate life… and is sleeping with other women all the time? She deserves every penny if she is going to divorce him.”
Amen to that. Homegirl should get everything and leave Johnny with some vaseline and a box of ziplock bags. I mean that’s all he really need to keep the male-whoring going.
Katie Holmes has told Bazaar Magazine (how fitting) that when she met Tom Cruise to discuss a role in Mission Impossible it was love at first sight!
She said, “I was in love from the moment that I shook his hand for the first time. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him my husband.”
It’s funny, because I think Katie also makes Tom feel like the most beautiful woman in the world! I wonder how many people wrote that? You know it was love at first million. He handed her a paycheck and she instantly fell in love.
She also described their first date. “In Los Angeles, my first motorcycle ride to the beach. It was amazing and fast.”
I’m guessing their first date was actually on a steel table with a turkey baster. Hey, they probably played a little Yanni up in there for some romance.
Katie is happy though and wants EVERYONE to know that….“I have a husband and children that I adore. I have a career that I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it’s a wow! I am very grateful.”
What career? Yeah, I’d love my “career” to if all I had to do was wear a pillow for 6 months and buy shoes at Barney’s every other day.
Grey’s Anatomy star, Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian have welcomed twins boys yesterday. The boys were born in Los Angeles and they join 4-year-old sister Talula. Patrick and Jillian have named them Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick.
Patrick and Jillian married in 1999 after they met when she gave him a haircut 5-years earlier.
Patrick said this about fatherhood, “Now, making money is about providing for my children. And being a father makes you look at yourself. You look at your marriage and go, ‘How do I improve this? How do I keep growing and create a stable environment for my children?’ ”
I can dig the names. At least they weren’t named Heaven Rain or something lame like that. Hopefully, these two brats can add a little hotness to the celeb brat race. There are so many damn fug celebrity babies!
This wasn’t what he expected when he responded to the Organ Grinder ad. – DUDE!
Wow, those chairs are really FUG. – Christine the Hoff
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Farrah Fawcett (60)
Michael T. Weiss (45)
Marissa Jaret Winokour (34)
Dana International (35)
Jennifer Westfeldt (36)
Christie Brinkley (53)
Brent Spiner (58)
Barry Diller (65)
Elaine Stritch (82)
Dina Lohan is at it again! I’m minding my own business, watching Entertainment Tonight when Dina Lohan comes on the screen totally ruining my night. She has invited the cameras in with her while she travels from New York to Los Angeles to visit Lindsay in rehab. Yup. She talks on the plane how she’s sick of the media bothering her daughter, yet she’s bringing the media to her daughter.
She said, “Well, it’s obvious they fabricate [stories], they make it up. It’s not even true and that’s the hurtful part. Someone has to stop the madness and the lies.”
Dina explains why she’s whoring her daughter out. “I’m doing this now because when she finishes up the program, they’re just going to be following her to see if she messes up. It’s just a horrible thing, and someone’s going to get seriously hurt.”
Dina also said she’s going to “stop the madness before her child is killed” and that she’s going to change who her daughter hangs out with, because she’s around a lot of “sketchy people.” YEAH YOU, BITCH!
What does this ho do for a living anyways, besides talk about her own daughter to the media any chance she gets.
That being said, I nominate her for “Budweiser’s Mother of the Year!”
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As you may know, Tyra Banks answered her critics today by posing in the same bathing suit that she was called a fat ass in. She once again used her dumbass talk show to talk about her favorite thing….HERSELF! Tyra went on and on and on and on and on and on….. Spoken like a true fat ass!
Tyra you aren’t fat, but you’re annoying as hell! Now shut it!
dogs of America’s Next Top Model 8 have been revelead. It basically confirms that anybody can be on this show. Do they hold casting calls at truck stops? Who cares really, I’m still going to watch it. Samantha is going to win this, trust me.
The girls in order: Natasha, Kathleen, Jaslene, Jael, Felicia, Diana, Cassandra, Whitney, Sarah, Samantha, Renee & Brittany