Britney Spears Might Hate Her Mother

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears' mother, Lynn Spears, is currently recovering from a case of pneumonia in a Southern California hospital. Britney is still extremely angry at her mother for "forcing" her back into rehab that she hasn't visited her in the hospital. Britney didn't even call her on Mother's Day!
A source said, “Britney has cut off all communication with her mom. She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.” When Britney was told by one of her peons to call her mother Britney said she had her own kids now. 
Britney spent another day at dance rehearsal yesterday followed by a healthy dinner at Carl's Jr. How can she work so hard dancing and then eff it all up by eating that worm meat? Dumb ho! Somebody also needs to tell that girl that her scalp is starting to look like Paris Hilton's crotch area!  

When Stupid People Say Stupid Things

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
R. Kelly told Hip Hop Soul Magazine:
"My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."
What is this nut talking about? He's not even the "Marvin the Martian" of today. I think piss in the nostrils has straight-up messed up his way of thinking. He better not have that attitude in court this Summer when he has to answer to child porn charges!
Source: Page Six

Peter Andre “Blows His Load”

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Peter Andre is recovering at home after laying up in the hospital for 2 weeks due to a deadly brain disease. Jordan said that she's refused to give sex to Peter afrid that it will mess with his recovery. She's also a few months pregnant. She did admit that he dropped one. That bird is all class. She must've went to the Dlisted school of lingo.
Jordan said, “We have not been able to have sex yet. I can't move and he is too ill – we are as bad as each other! He did blow his load once and I said, 'Oh, you are getting better then!'

“I said to him, 'I'm not having your medicine balls near me yet!'”

Medicine balls is a new one for me. Methinks Jordan's stomach needs to be pumped of whatever "medicine" Pete's balls are carrying. I'm joking! She's a real lady! She doesn't swallow, just takes em in the face.

Source: The Sun

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