Why does Posh make Becks do these things and why doesn't he have the balls to tell her to stuff her throat with a cannoli and shut the hell up? These are serious questions. Most dudes should not go platinum blonde. Billy Idol aside, it doesn't look hot. A hair color like that works with a chick, because she wears make-up that can blend in.
Homegirl Becks looks like he's going to replace Brigitte Nielsen in a remake of "Red Sonja."
Source: Daily Mail
It paaaaains me to say. Asshole Simpson actually looks pretty here. FUCK! I'm going to heaven now! Dammit! I have to say something awful about her. Something! I'm sure you guys will come up with something, because you're way more hateful than me. Sort of.
Ok, she still has a Jay Leno chin. She needs to take a chainsaw to that hunk. Ok phew. I'm still going to hell. Yay!
Oh yeah, this is that UsWeekly thing AGAIN and no they aren't paying me.