How is This Woman Almost 50?!

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:

Whatever dead baby cream Jennifer Tilly is using please sign me up for a lifetime supply. Jennifer turns 50 next year and if you told me she was 30, I'd believe you! I don't think she's gone under the knife, so I'm not sure what it is! I also hear she's an awesome poker player. Here she is at a celebrity game this past weekend. 

Damn, she's hot.

 
 
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Coming to America

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Dannielynn Hope Birkhead is in America for the first time. She arrived in Louisville, Kentucky with her daddy this afternoon to visit his family. Larry and Danni are causing a media frenzy with cars and helicopters already chasing them. No word on how long they stay, but they will eventually go to Los Angeles.
 
Access Hollywood has been with the duo the whole time. You can visit their site to see footage of DanniHope moving! I know, exciting stuff. Try not to piss yourself.
 
 
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Kelly Clarkson’s “Never Again”

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:

Kelly Clarkson’s first single “Never Again” off her third album is at best, lukewarm. The video isn’t god awful, but she shouldn’t try the sexy. It isn’t her thing. Hopefully, her album will bring better tracks.

We’ll probably still here this song over and over again on various commercials and The CW shows.

I’ll never break up with “Since U Been Gone.” She should just do a cover of that.

VIA ONTD

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Afternoon Crumbs

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Ray-J is still dipping into crazy sauce – Cityrag
 
Tom Cruise is slowly hypnotizing Brooke ShieldsASL  
 
Nicole Richie looks like a wet cat and her weave is beat – Mollygood 
 
The Affleck family returns – Popsugar 
 
Taryn Manning is like a low-rent Hohan – Drunken Stepfather 
 
Anchorman 300College Humor 

Hilary Duff gets banged – Hollywood Tuna 
 
ScarJo can't sing worth shit and here's proof – Egotastic! 
 
Courtney Love still sleeps in Kurt's pjs – Hollywood Rag 
 
Ali Larter loves her drink – IDLYITW 
 
Fergie is way too old and fug for Seventeen – Just Jared 
 
 
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Kiera Wants to Look Like Ditto

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos. She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto. Oh, would she really now? Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!
 
She said, "When she (Beth Ditto) was performing she started taking all her clothes off. I stood there watching her strip, thinking, 'Oh my God, that woman is so sexy.' She has the most amazing body."
 
Keira said that after the death of a bulimic girl was blamed on her, she went to the doctor and told him she wanted to put on the pounds. He said she'd have to start eating crap, stop working out to get to a size 12. She said this is just the way her body is.
 
Why does she have to explain everything! She's also lying when she's saying she has to eat junk to gain weight. She just has to EAT period and stop cardio. She should switch bodies with Beth if that makes her happy. Methinks her brains have rottened from the lack of nutrition.
 
Source: Metro
 
 

She is So Stupid

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Lindsay Lohan has no idea what she's talking about. In an interview with Nylon Magazine she said these two things about the paparazzi:
 
1) “I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I'm in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings. I feel really disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it's no one else's business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing. Other times, I obviously like it… I wouldn't ever want them to not take my picture … I'd be worried. I'd be like 'Do people not care for me?'"
 
She's saying that she's a whore for the camera which we already knew. She then says:
 
2) “The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”
 
Does she have the memory of a fish? Does she even know what the hell she's saying? This dumb ho needs gingko bad. 
 
I wouldn't be surprised if she won an Oscar. Anybody can win won nowadays. It isn't hard, but the fact that she's blaming the press for this is funny. You're known as the party girl, because you go out every damn night! You party every night! DUH!
 
God, she's dumb.
 
 
 
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Too Close for Comfort

May 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Pete Wentz opened Angels & Kings in the East Village part of NYC last night. He calls it a new "neighborhood" spot and opened it with a bunch of other douches, because he was sick of the snobby Manhattan nightlife.
 
One of the other investors said, "This will be a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble."
 
Yeah, remind me to never use this bathroom. I really don't want to stick my hand on a puddle of Wentz/Simpson juice when I'm flushing the toilet.
 
Oh and Asshole Simpson is officially the hot Simpson. It's sad, but true.
 
 
Source: NME
 
 

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