Phoebe Price Is A Dynamic Actress

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:

FINALLY! Phoebe Price in action! PP’s in a music video for J.D. Danner’s “Shelter from the Shame.” The song is some sort of lesbian rock song about people being ashamed or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on, but PP is working hard for the money and by money I mean she wasn’t paid.

This shit looks like a compilation of “Cops” reenactments.

The Oscars should have a “Greatest Performance EVER in a music video” category, because PP would take that prize home by a landslide.


This Is So Stupid!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi bought a little Brussels Griffon mix puppy from the Mutts and Moms dog agency a few weeks ago. The puppy, Iggy, didn't get along with Ellen's cats (and we know how lesbians feel about their pussycats) so she gave the puppy to her hairdresser's 12-year-old daughter, Ruby.
Last night a rep from the agency visited Ruby's house with the damn cops and took the dog away! They say Ellen violated their contract by not telling them that the dog had a new home.
Ellen said she made the mistake of not telling the agency, but she knew she was putting Iggy in a good home. She said, "I kept saying, 'If you want to be mad at me, be mad at me, but don't take it out on the family. Don't take it out on the dog.'"
I'm sure the cops just loved taking a puppy away from a little girl. That agency better watch their asses, because Ellen might call that scary lesbian gang Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about.
Click here to see the video of Ellen telling this sordid tale

Holy Smoke!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Vatican news director, Jarek Cielecki, believes this image is of Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave! How you doin' Pope?
He appeared during a commemoration ceremony at Beskid Zywiecki in Poland.
Jarek said, : "You can see the image of a person in the flames and I think it is the servant of God, Pope John Paul II."
Apparently, the image has circulated around the internet since yesterday crashing several religious websites. People are Pope crazy!
Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
I always knew he was a flamer. Sorry folks, the joke had to be said. It's not like I was going to heaven anyway!
Source: Daily Mail

Don’t Speak!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Sean Penn is definitely a PILF (Pepaw I'd to like to fuck) as long as he keeps his mouth shut!  

"I still think photographers should be lashed out at. They should be put in a cage where you can poke them with a stick for a quarter. But not in a hostile way, just for giggles. They really are on the attack against mankind; it's a disease. They should be helped somewhere. But I'd still like to poke them with a stick."

What the hell is he even talking about? He thinks he's funny or something? Sean, stick to the US bashing and leave the comedy to the professionals.

I'd like to put him in a cage and poke every now and again. As long as I get to duct tape that yapper!

He’s Baaaaaaaaaack!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
I thought Don Imus' grouchy ass would've taken his $20 million settlement from CBS and retired on a ranch somewhere far away. Nooo……the old goat is back and ready for action!
On December 3rd "Imus in the Morning" will launch on WABC in NYC.
Sources told The Drudge Report that he inked an eight-figure, multi-year deal.
The source also said, "We'll have him on a standard 40-second delay. Don is rested, humbled, and ready for war!"
Rested?! Bitch looks like he's ready for the coffin! You just know Imus is going to top himself. He can't wait to get into trouble and he's probably been working on new ways to offend people. I can't wait!
At least he's staying in radio and not moving to TV. That face is even too ugly for radio.

Colin Farrell Opens Up About His Little Boy

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Colin Farrell spoke to the Independent and revealed that his 4-year-old son, James, was born with a rare form of cerebral palsy called Angelman Syndrome. Colin shares joint-custody with James' mother. Even before his son was born Colin worked with the Special Olympic closely. 
He said, "With my son the only time I'm reminded that there is something different about him – that he has some deviation of what is perceived to be normal – is when I see him with other four-year-olds.

“Then I go “oh yeah” and it comes back to me. But from day one I felt that he's the way he's meant to be. He took his first steps about six weeks ago and it was four years in the making. All the work is his, he worked his arse off for four years.”

“And when he took the first steps it was incredibly emotional, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. I have never thought of my son as being someone with a disability. It goes back to special needs and what is a disability and what isn't."

I was thinking to myself  the other day "where has dirty Colin been?" Looks like he's cleaned up for his boy. He used to be a straight-up, dirty whore, skank licking slut and now he actually sounds like a good daddy. Who would've thought?! 







I’m Not Surprised

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Yesterday was the premiere of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” on E! It stars uber-slut Kim Kardashian and her family as they show us why Hollywood families are all sorts of fucked up.

In this clip above Robin Antin of the Pussycat Dolls shows Kim how to work the stripper pole. The stripper pole is in Kim’s parent’s room. How romantic.

The clip gets creepy when Kim’s little half-sister, Kylie, strolls into the room wearing high heels and works the pole like Nomi Malone in Showgirls. That girl has to be like 10-years-old! I didn’t start the hooker moves until I was at least 11!

Bruce Jenner comes in as the “voice of reason” and tells his daughter he doesn’t think it’s funny. Um….this is what you get when you have a stripper pole in your damn room!

Afternoon Crumbs

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Cheri O'Teri, step away from the Simpsons…. – IDLYITW 
Kim Kardashian should just become a full-time porn star already – Egotastic! 
Hayden Pantyairs needs new sunglasses (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
Why couldn't one of the horses go wild and run them over?Just Jared 
Hilary Duff's nipples are bigger than her teefs – Hollywood Tuna 
T-Rex is on the loose again – Popsugar 
Leo DiCaprio thinks Bush sucks – A Socialite's Life 
Asshole Simpson is a mosh girl – Cityrag 
Victoria Silvstedt shows Pam Anderson how its done – Hollywood Rag
John Lennon wasn't gay – Towleroad

I Blame Heidi Klum

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Project Runway spoilers ahead!!!!
The new season of PR doesn't debut for a few more weeks, but there's already controversy. Sources close to HIV positive contestant, Jack Mackenroth, told NYDN's Gatecrasher that he was kicked off the show, because he got a "staph" infection.
This source said, "He is saying he got kicked off not because he lost a challenge, but because he got a 'staph' infection and said his face blew up like the kid from 'Mask.'"
"He says he was the fifth designer voted off. He is claiming that this was at least part of the reason he was booted."
Jack is denying the rumor. "People will say things about me whether they know me or not. Those were not my words and are fictitious.
The real reason he was kicked off is because the judges finally realized after five episodes that he was made of wax. Seriously, he looks like Jim Carrey's wax figure at Madam Tussauds!

The Most Powerful Christians In Hollywood

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Do we need a list for everything?! Some website called has put together a list of the "Most Powerful Christians In Hollywood." Mel Gibson's drunk, stupid ass topped the list. 
According to FoxNews, the website chose their top 12 because "they have the clout to choose their career direction, while keeping their faith and even injecting it into their work in subtle or not-so-subtle ways."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't being a raving, drunk driving lunatic against Christianity?
Here's the rest of the list. 
1. Mel Gibson 

2. Denzel Washington

3. Patricia Heaton

4. Tyler Perry

5. Ralph Winter

6. Angela Bassett

7. Martin Sheen

8. Martha Williamson

9. Kristen Chenoweth

10. Philip Anschutz

11. Howard Kazanjian

12. Scott Derrickson

UGH! Patricia Heaton! Just seeing that cow's name drives me crazy. The website said they chose her as #3 because she's a spokeskank for the anti-abortion group, Feminists for Life. SHE IS NOT A CHRIIIISSSTTIIIIAN!!!!

I wish someone aborted her! Okay, that was cruel. I take it back. Just half aborted her, so she wouldn't be able to talk or think.



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