Keri Russell actually does her own laundry and uses a granny cart to transport it?! That's sort of hot. I fucking hate granny carts though. Bitches are always running over my precious toes with it. Anyhow, here's Keri Russell and a baby or possibly a bundle of apples in NYC yesterday.
WTF?! #59?! How the hell did Rihanna get #59 on EW's Ultimate List. Shouldn't that bitch be #1?! Fuck even #0! I am over their shit. Breathe Michael…breathe….
I need help. I need Rihanna detoxing. Everyone tells me I have a problem and it's not natural to be obsessed with fugliness, but I can't help it. It must be that shiny five-head that's doing something to my one brain cell.
Please…don't tell me those are implants.