Page Six is reporting that Keanu Reeves is back on the market! Yes, this could all be yours! If you ever had a homeless man fantasy, now is your chance!
A source spotted Keanu in Miami chatting up a cheesy blonde. “A hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up. “Her cheesy license plate read ‘NEW 007,’ and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends.”
Whoever hits that will get a bad case of bed bugs I know it!
Tara Reidis seen here being a drunken mess in some kind of fur coat that is probably fake. She probably stole the booze and coat from a homeless man.
Source: Big Pictures
In case you missed it here’s a video taken this past weekend in Odessa,TX (isn’t that where the cheerleader from
Lost Heroes is from?) where Pauly Shore gets into an argument with a heckler. The heckler then comes onstage in all his white trash glory to punch Pauly out.
Pauly grabs his eyes and runs offstage as they audience laughs at him. He tells them “to fuck off you white trash something or another.”
I mean…it is Texas. At least he didn’t get shot! He should’ve fought back though. He wouldn’t of lasted long, but he did tell the dude to come onstage!
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Tori Spelling is having a baby boy – too bad it’s going to be fug - ICYDK
Jessica Simspon can’t remember her lines, because she has jizz in the brains – SOW
SHOCKER! Jenna Jameson wants to be legally separated from the man she hasn’t been with in months – Starfruit
Paris insists she’s not eating Brit Brit’s beef curtains – Celebrity Warship
A diva Tenor walks offstage from La Scala after being booed – Globe & Mail
Blender Magazine has named Insane Clown Posse as the worst artists ever in music history. The music mag named the worst 50.
Here are some notables:
#3 – Michael Bolton – WHA?! He makes beautiful music!
#5 – Starship – Um…”Built This City” is a masterpiece!
#6 – Kansas – WTF? “Dust in the Wind” is a true inspiration!
#8 – Vanilla Ice - Ok, I agree.
#10 – Air Supply - “All Out of Love” is the theme song to my life!
#11 – Latoya Jackson – Crimey!!!!
#26 – Celine Dion - This must be a mistake!!!!
#27 – Color Me Badd - HEH?! Has Blender lost it? CMB are classic.
Visit Blender to see the entire list. It’s kind of sad that half of these artists are probably on my Top 50 BEST list.
This actually looks more natural than the Pamela Anderson Playboy spread.
Visit DLT to see many many more of Winona’s cartoon nips.
Catherine Zeta-Jones loves it as she exits The Ivy in Los Angeles two days ago. Look at her, she loves that camera and is stopping to let the paparazzi get every angle of her. I kind of love her. Dumbass thinks she’s like old Hollywood, OLD being right. If she wanted to be Hollywood’s sex kitten, she should’ve rethunk those Krissy Snow wedges.
Image Source: ONTD
Lindsay Lohan told People Magazine that she just came from an AA meeting as she arrived late to a Christmas party at Hyde in L.A. She said that she’s been in AA for nearly a year and said “Well it’s no one’s business. That’s why it’s anonymous!” Um…so why did she announce then?
She said, “I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even legal to, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there’s no need to. I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.”
She failed to mention that she probably crushes oxycontin and drops it into her Red Bull for an extra kick. I’m all for this ho getting help, but let’s be honest…..she’s still getting high. She needs to be locked away to detox.
The pic above is from this past weekend’s KROQ Acoustic Christmas in Los Angeles. She’s posing with Pete Wentz who is too fat to wear that fug shirt. Actually, nobody should wear that fug shirt. I think he stole it from Brit Brit.
Image Source: CDL
I was waiting for some kind of surveillance photos of Nicole Richie getting arrested on the highway and here’s some grainy ones. Personally, I was hoping for that in-dash video crap you see on Cops. Anyway, Nicole Richie was arrested for being a dumb ass and driving on the wrong side of the freeway. Don’t even try and front, we’ve all done it. I’ve gotten on the wrong onramp completely sober! I have mashed taters for brains, though.
Not eating rots your brains!
Images Source: Us Weekly
Sharon Stone really pissed off the Norweigans when she did a no-no at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner in Oslo. Norweigan custom calls that if a member of the Royal family attends an event, all guests must arrive before them. It was not expected that any member of the family would attend the dinner, but the King and Queen were invited by the prize winner Muhammad Yunus.
The King and Queen arrived to the event and every guest was there except for Sharon Stone. She arrived ten minutes after them creating chaos.
One guest said, “When the king is invited to such an event, guests need to have a very good reason for arriving after he does. I’m sure that if she didn’t have a good reason, she’ll be sorry about it. But when that’s said, I would think the king will be fairly relaxed about her blunder.”
Because of her mistake she has been sent to the guillotine and unfortunately we will never get a Basic Instinct 3. Please, who cares? Rules are made to be broken. Don’t they understand it takes a lot of time to look that old?