Afternoon Crumbs

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Sean Stewart is an asshole – IDLYITW 
Petra Nemcova and the boob slip that almost was – Egotastic! 
Yet another British Alfie - Mollygood 
Britney can't stay in one place – Popsugar 
Kiki hates the elderly – Just Jared 
Carmen Electra will teach you how to be sexy – Hollywood Tuna 
Penny Cruz drops her latest beard – ASL 
Chestica Simpson & Eva LongWHORIA play lesbos – Cityrag 
Kate Moss in a see-through dress – Drunken Stepfather 
Cameron Diaz is happy Paris is going to jail – Hollywood Rag 
Vintage dirrty XtinaThe Bastardly 

Posh Needs to Pay Her Bills

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Posh Beckham wasn't a happy shopper when three of her credit cards got denied at Abercrombie & Fitch at the Grove in Los Angeles. Posh was trying to be $12,000 worth of stuff! Is that even possible?! How many board shorts and badly made hoodies do you need?! Anyway, she flipped out at the cashier and told her it was her fault.
The National Enquirer reports that a witness said, “Victoria said there must be something wrong with the store’s computer and said she should go somewhere else to shop.” Her purchases went through after the 4th credit card. 
When Posh pulled up to the back to collect her purchases she made the employee load her crap twice! Apparently, she didn't like the way she "put the bags in the car" the first time.
I still can't get over that she dropped 12 grand on that trash! Is it gifts for her maids or something?  

Naomi Campbell Loves to Sweep

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:


Naomi Campbell kept a diary while performing community service and those entries have been published in the new issue of  W Magazine. The photos of her all dressed up going to work are also in the magazine.

Naomi said sweeping was one of her favorite chores. “I find solace in sweeping. I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace.” She should tell Paris Hilton about this, because methinks Paris and a broomstick will soon be bosom buddies.

Naomi also said, “Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”

Yeah right! You know that ho was like, "You've never been on a plane?! GHETTO! Pieces of trash! Get out of my sight!" 

Source: Fametastic   – Images:




Kelly’s Way

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Kelly Clarkson's album "My December" will be coming out in July despite reports that Clive Davis hated that shit and wanted Kelly to fix it. TMZ reports that Kelly told Clive that she wouldn't change a thing. Lazy hag! 
Kelly is out promoting her single "Never Again" and dropped by TRL yesterday looking like Miss Piggy meets Mrs. Roper. Didn't she have a song called "Beautiful Disaster?" Well, there's nothing beautiful about this disaster.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ Out of Rehab!

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
That was fast! Jonathan Rhys Meyers checked himself into rehab late last month and he's already out. I guess they cured him fast!  He was spotted having lunch with a friend yesterday in Los Angeles. He's skeevy, but I'd hit it. Wait, did he hit Lohan? If so, eff that! He'd have to triple bag it.
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