Keira’s Ugly Feet

April 12, 2007 / Posted by:
File this under: ridiculous but probably true. Movie bosses have hired a body double for Keira Knightley's feet.
A source said, “Keira’s feet were too big and veiny." She reportedly laughed and thought it was really funny.
I see nothing wrong with her feet. They should've used the money to fix her gnarly teefs. 
Source: MSNBC , Us Weekly

Of Course It Wasn’t Just Diet!

April 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Courtney Love won't admit that she had some plastic surgery to drop the fat. She insists that it was all diet and exercise. Like anybody believed that.
A friend of Court's said that she's telling people close to her a different story. "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath."
Her rep denies of all this and insists it's all diet.
OF COURSE this ho had surgery. Even Stevie Wonder can see that! There's nothing wrong with it, but really she should cover up the dirty work until she's smoothed it out. 
Source: Page Six

Katey & Petey are Engaged

April 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss performed in London last night and Petey dedicated a song called "KP Nuts" to his "beautiful fiancee." Kate confirmed this by wearing an engagement ring. 
There's nothing like crackheads in love. I love Kate and Petey and they truly are my favorite couple. I love nothing more than two crazy pieces of trash finding love. Yes, I feel sorry for her daughter, but think of all the money she will make on that tell-all. 
And I doubt these two are going to tie the knot.  
Source: Daily Mail

Leo’s Girl Might Be Knocked Up

April 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Leonardo DiCaprio and his wife-to-be, Bar Rafaeli are expecting a child according to friends close to the couple. He's 32 and she's 21. They have been dating for 15 months and are due to be married in Israel later this year.
A source said, "He dotes on Tobey's (Maguire) little girl Ruby and has been asking him all about what it's like to being a dad."
Models have it sooo easy. Grow up beautiful, get a job where you stand around, marry a hot rich dude, have his kid, divorce him, take his money and live a life of leisure in France. Ugh, why can't we all be models?
Oh and this kid will most likely be hot. The kid will have the fat gene though, because Leo has recently been fighting that gene hardcore.

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