The Photoshop Awards: Britney Spears’ Website AGAIN

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears' website went through another change and this time she posted a message to her 3 fans.
She said:
The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.
Love, Britney
Britney is not capable of writing something like that. I'm guessing Allie and SPF worked together to create this. Not only that, but Britney has never EVER looked like that.

Elijah Wood as Iggy Pop

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Gay-midget Elijah Wood will play  Iggy Pop in a new biopic called "The Passenger." The film will chronicle Iggy's early days with The Stooges. The film is being budgeted at around $8 million and will shoot in the next 6-months for a 2008 release. Iggy has given his blessing, but won't take part in the film.
First we have Kiki Dunst as Debbie Harry and now this?! What's next Haylie Duff as Cyndi Lauper?! The cheerleader from Heroes as Madonna?! Marc Anthony as Karen Carpenter?!
Iggy's "blessing" was probably given after they handed him a huge check.
Source: Coming Soon
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He Looks Like He’s Going to Puke On Her

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Moss made out with my man in London yesterday when the pair reunited after Kate's NYC visit. Kate was overseas to promote her Topshop line at Barnye's. Witnesses say they were all over each other and more in love than ever. Blah! Blah! Blah!  
I know all of you think Petey is disgusting, but he's a major dreamboat. Look at that. Kate is a lucky woman to have nabbed some a hot piece. Imagine what his nasty ass is going to look like in 10 years. Eeeeek! 
Source: Daily Mail

Prince Harry Will Not Be Going to Iraq

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
A top British official said that because of specific threats made to Prince Harry and his crew, he will not be going to Iraq after all. Prince Harry was said to be excited and would have been the first British royal to serve in a war since 1982.
The 22-year-old is said to be upset, but will not quit the army. When it was announced that he would be going into Iraq, it drew some criticism with some saying that by him being there he's putting other members of the army at risk. 
Ironically, Prince Harry hs been trained as a front line solider. Now he's a front line soldier who can't fight!  

Yes, Yes I Will Marry You Jodie Marsh

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
HOLY SHIT! 28-year-old (YES 28) Jodie Marsh is so damn gorgeous that I can't stand it! Never in the world has there been a woman with such elegance and grace! She is truly the lady of England!
Here's this piece of trash at a photocall for her new reality show. Jodie is looking for a husband is hold a nationwide casting call in the UK. MTV will document it. Why can't they have this here! I would totally audition, because Jodie is the one for me!
Click here to read all about it. I'm too hot and bothered to write anymore.

Afternoon Crumbs

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Ummm…no you're notHollywood Tuna 
Justin and Jessica suck face – Popsugar 
Sarah Silverman tries to make us laugh in Maxim – Egotastic! 
The Dallas Cowboys are doomed- IDLYITW 
Elisha Cuthbert leaves a tanning salon looking mightly pale – Drunken Stepfather 
Paparazzi of the 21st centuryCityrag 
Denise Richards lied to OK! Magazine – Hollywood Rag 
Mike Meyers in a wig – ASL 
Sienna Miller's kiss with baby on board – Just Jared

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