Eve is NOT Boinking Sean Penn

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Eve was arrested last month on suspicion of DUI when she totaled her Maserati into the center divider. While she was in the slammer she got a mysterious visitor. Sean Penn dropped by at 3am to "visit" with Eve sparking rumors that they were getting it on. Eve insists they are just friends.
She said, "There's no craziness going on. I've known him for years. We got mutual friends. He saw what was happening and he just wanted to make sure I was cool."
Sean reportedly also offered to put up the  $30,000 for her bail, but Eve declined. Odd couple. Sean is a seriously nice dude for offering that cash up like that for nothing. I wouldn't blame Eve if she hit that. For some reason he looks like he knows his way around the apple. I have no idea what that meant, but you get the gist.
Source VIA TMZ

Where Did All the Love Go?

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Lily Allen wrote a song about Girls Aloud' singer and footballer wife, Cheryl Tweedy. The song's lyrics go on about how much Lily wants to look like Cheryl, because she's so perfect. I think Lily was being saracastic, because later she said nobody wants to look like Cheryl Tweedy.
Cheryl fired back by saying, “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a dick. She’s either talking shit or talking about someone else. Asshole."
Cheryl Tweedy is so damn hot. I didn't know she had a mouth on her like that! Tacky, gorgeous and foul-mouth? I'm in love.
Lily fought back the only way she knows how, on her MySpace . She said:
I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean – Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .

Hmmm…let's see Cheryl Tweedy is more attractive and doesn't have as much talent, but is probably richer. I don't see what the problem is! Team Tweedy! On a different note, WTF is Cheryl wearing in that picture?!

Sangina’s Calling

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:

It was bound to happen. Sangina from American Idol in a drag show. I’m sure Sangy’s a little sad since he’s not actually in drag just surrounded by them. Notice how he’s desperately trying to look bitch, but I can see the girl inside him just aching to burst out!

It’s ok Sangy, let it out!


Mini-Britney is Better Than the Real Thing

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Terra Jole is a 26-year-old mini-Britney Spears impersonater. Terra tours the country performing 45-minute sets of Britney's classic songs usually dressed in her "Oops, I Did It Again" outfit. Lindsay Lohan apparently went ga-ga over Terra when she met her at The Box in NYC last week. Lindsay was probably high and thought it was the real Britney.
Mini-Britney and the Two-Foot Tall pregnant woman need to get together and take their shit around the world. That's real entertainment. Mini-Britney doesn't lip-sync either! 
Click here to see Mini-Britney perform. This bitch is so hot.  


May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Maxim has named Lindsay Lohan their hottest woman in the world. What world are they talking about? Crackworld? Lindsay isn't fugly, but she's not the hottest female on this entire planet. Damn, my laundry lady is hotter than this ho!
Jessica Alba, ScarJo, Xtina, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva LongWHORIA, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl follow Lindsay down the list.
Ashley Olsen, Sarah Silverman, Chestica Simpson, Asshole Simpson and Avril Lavigne are also included in the list.
Visit Maxim to see the entire list.
Who chooses this?! I mean, their Top 10 is way off.  

Afternoon Crumbs

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
I blame the gays! Jerry Falwell finally kicks it! – Towleroad 
Vanessa Manilafolders humps on Nick Lachey - IDLYITW 
MK Olsen brings the McRib back – Hollywood Tuna 
HoHan's back to her old tricks – Popsugar 
Pamela Anderson slips a nip while hugging a midget – Drunken Stepfather 
The cheerleader from Heroes almost shows the goods – Egotastic! 
Damn ARETHA!Crunk + Disorderly 
The real silver sufer – College Humor 
Justin Timberlake flies to Jessica Biel - Hollywood Rag 
Jessica Alba covers GQ – Just Jared 
Trouble for Demi & Ashton? – Cityrag 
Markus Schenkenberg sings and it's not pretty – ASL 

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