Afternoon Crumbs

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Lisa Rinna injects her roid-lips with silicone?! – Cityrag
 
Nicola Roberts is our temporary Blohan – Hollywood Tuna
 
Blake Lewis has a beard, I mean girlfriend – Just Jared
 
Paul Rudd is such a hot piece – Popsugar
 
Lucy Pinder has no shame – IDLYITW
 
A hot park fight (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
 
Eddie Murphy wants to make it clear that he's not engaged – ASL
 
Natalie Portman is such a prude – Hollywood Rag
 
Claudia Schiffer is nude in Vogue and she's hot – Egotastic!
 
Megan Fox is STILL promoting Transformers – The Bastardly
 
 
 
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Deeeeeez Nuts

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
TMZ caught Paris Hilton and Cisco  Adler "canoodling" and "making out" last night at Guy's karaoke night. She apparently also gave him a lap dance.
 
Paris also gave the audience a performance of "Stars are Blind" and "Bette Davis Eyes." I'm not sure what's more vomit-inducing.
 
The thought of Paris with a mouthful of saggy Adler nuts is enough to make my vomit, vomit.
 
Click here to see Cisco's nuts if you haven't or if you really hate yourself. It's NSFW!!!
 
 
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Scissor Sisters

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Someone's gonna get a moustache ride by the end of the night! Michelle Rodriguez was snapped with a gal pal leaving Guy's last night.  
 
MRod claims she's strictly dickly, but that lesbo-pout was made for the moustache!
 
Oh and I think I want overalls now. It'll butch up my image….or completely fag it up even more.  
 
 
 
 
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Jessica Alba Isn’t In Love With Cash Warren Anymore

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
UsWeekly claims Jessica Alba called up her boyfriend of 2 1/2 years, Cash Warren, and told him "I'm not in love with you anymore." Jessica is currently overseas promoting "Fantastic Four." Hours after telling him she was done with him, Jessica had her assistant in Los Angeles go to her home and pack all his shit up.
 
A friend close to Cash said it happened out of nowhere. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know….he's totally devastated. But it was all her.
 
Jessica has been rumored to be dating 50 Cent, but who knows? Her career is taking off, so she probably wants someone more high-profile. 
 
There were also rumors that she "interviewed" for the role of Mrs. Tom Cruise before Katie. HAH!
 
 
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Ok!’s Empty Promises?

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Is OK! Magazine blowing a bunch of steam up our asses? They said that they would publish "exclusive" pictures of Britney Spears along with a heartbreaking article. Well, according to Jossip it ain't so. They got this tip from an insider.
 
OK! has no Britney exclsuive [sic] photos and the interview’s bad…no real revelations. Sarah Ivens is trying to make herself look good in front of her bosses as her ass is on the line because sales are poor. Richard Desmond’s pumping millions into it but news stand sales struggle to get above 400,000. No one wants to advertise in the magazine. He’s losing patience with Ivens. She’s planning her exit strategy by putting out stories about herself.

 
I spoke with someone who claims they have seen the Britney issue. Allegedly there are no exclusive pictures. They claim there is only one picture of her wearing a bra and undies in the water. The rest are paparazzi shots that we've already seen. They also claim that there isn't one direct quote from Britney and that all the "revelations" are stories we've already heard. 
 
The issue hits stands this Friday. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'm still going to buy this shit in hopes that OK! will put at least one god awful picture of Brit. I just need ONE to make my month!
 
Above is one of the pap pictures from this infamous phoot. Visit ASL to see the rest!
 
 
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