Keira Knightley is Becoming “One of Those Girls”

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday, Keira Knightley told us that she would rather look like Beth Ditto than her anorexic self . Today, she's telling us that she doesn't want to be famous anymore. 
She decided to give a public interview to tell the world that she hates being famous. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. She said,
"The celebrity thing is completely crazy. I think I just have to move away or give it up altogether. I couldn't have kids in the situation I'm in now. But I could just do something else. That's probably what's going to happen. I'm just not so hungry any more. I made a decision very recently that I wanted a life instead."
Less talk, more action sweetheart! I feel for you, darling. It's really difficult being rich, beautiful, young and getting whatever you want, whenever you want it. Those children dying in Africa really should tell themselves to stop being so selfish, because Keira has it so hard.
I'd switch places with her ass in a second! All she has to do is pout and say some lines and she cashes a million dollar check! The only price she pays is getting made fun and having people gossip about you. That happens to all of us anyway, but we don't get millions of dollars for it!
Source: Daily Mail

Battle of the Wonk Eye

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
A Dlisted reader wrote me last week about "wonk eye" surgery. She said she had it and that it was painless and only cost around $1,5000. Her insurance even covered it. So why haven't Lucy Liu or Parasite gone under the knife? I love Lucy, so I'm not going to touch that….but Paris?!
You'd think this vain bitch would fix the beak and the pirate eye. Maybe she thinks she's perfect, but if that's the case she's in a world of delusion. Even that acid-trip dress can't hide the fact that her left eye is working overtime for the right eye!

Neve’s Secret Wedding

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
According to Page Six Neve Campbell will marry longtime-boyfriend John Light in a secret Malibu ceremony this Saturday. Friends and family of the couple have been given "super-secret" instructions to the location of the event.
John and Neve currently live in London, but she's in L.A. shooting "Medium."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't usually "super secret weddings" for couples that people actually care about? They are lovely, but I don't think they have to worry about crazy fans and the media bothering their asses. 

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