I “Believe” This Was Photoshopped To Hell And Back!!!

September 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Here's the newest ad for Britney Spears' new fragrance "Believe." When the first ad debuted, they swore up and down that the picture is new and was not photoshopped for days. THEY LIE! They took Jamie Lynn's face and put it on Rebecca Romjin's body. That is not Britney Spears. Somebody should put those people through a lie detector test.
What does "Believe" smell like anyway? I'm guessing it's a mixture of Planter's Cheese Puffs (because they can't afford the good shit like Cheetos), backfat sweat, weave santorum, meth and just a pinch of carnation. She's classy like that.
Oh and Brit's song "Gimme More (meth juice)" is #1 on iTunes! Britaloonies need to pop open an ice cold Red bull and celebrate!

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 27th!!!

September 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Sometimes, when I'm braidin' Dwayne's hair, I wonder–Is it worth it? Then I look at the fancy furniture and wall coverins in our trailer and I say to myself-Heck yeah, Crystal, it's worth it. Heck yeah! – LyndsayBluth
Damn, Rapunzel is looking BEAT these days. – SkyGretch
Jenny, I'm soooooo gonna win the rat tail contest at the Arkansas State Fair this time! Now, bring me my teeth. – Anonymous666 
Thanks D

Birthday Sluts

September 28, 2007 / Posted by:

Dita Von Teese (35)
Hilary Duff (20)
Melody Thornton (23)
Bam Margera (28)
Naomi Watts (39)
Carre Otis (39)
Mira Sorvino (40)
Moon Unit Zappa (40)
Janeane Garofolo (43)
Suzanne Whang (45)
John Sayles (57)
Brigitte Bardot (73)



September 27, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has a new perfume out called Eau De Wonk. No, it’s called “Can-Can” and it’s inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge. Bitch should’ve called it “Cunt-Cunt.” What the hell does Moulin Rouge smell like anyway?! That is the dumbest inspiration for a perfume I’ve ever heard.

ETOnline also has a behind-the-scenes video of skank Paris shooting her new ad for the stink water. Watch Paris as she struggles between her “deep voice” and her “baby voice.” She’s like a fuglier, sluttier and wonkier Sybil.

Click here to see the video



The King And Whoah!

September 27, 2007 / Posted by:
When dudes shave their head that close all the time does that mean that they went bald? Joey Lawrence has been looking like Yul Brynner for the past couple of years and I'm not into it. Unless he's  planning on singing "Shall We Dance?" 8 times a week there's no need for that. I'd still hit it. I'm not going to lie.
Here's Joey and his former "Dancing with the Stars" partner, Elena Grinenko, signing their new ballroom book at the Borders in Bridgewater, NJ today. I wish I was making this up. This is some Christopher Guest shit.
Oh and that dude in the first thumbnail is so many kinds of hot. I need to take ballroom with that man. You know we'd cause explosions with our cha cha. 

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