Child Abuse

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
I don't know who Nicole Sullivan is, but obviously her new baby boy, Daniel, doesn't agree with her opinions!  
That baby is traumatized!

Bought By A Hilton?

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton's grandfather gave Sheriff Lee Baca (above) the maximum amount of campaign contribution, $1,000, last year. Baca received a lot of shit when he let Paris serve the rest of her sentence at home with an electronic anklet due to some mysterious "medical condition."
He has defended his decision. He said, "In my opinion, justice is being served by the decision to have her serve her time at home. She would still be in the county jail if it were not for the medical advice. My message to those who don't like celebrities is that punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice. Justice is being served by the decision to have her serve her time at home."
He has not yet responded to the judge overturning his decision.
Sheriff Baca is also a Scientologist. This explains everything. I blame Tom Cruise.
Source: Radar

Paris Has To Serve Entire 45-Days!

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:

I’m hearing conflicting reports that Paris Hilton was ordered to serve the entire 45-days behind bars. She was originally sentenced to 45-days then it was dropped to 23, because of good behavior.

AP is reporting that a Judge took back the 23 days and gave her 45 instead. HE hates her ass!!! Ahaha!!

Here’s a funny video of some dude making fun of the situation at a press conference right after the re-sentencing.

Love that dude.

UPDATE 1 OF 10,000 PROBABLY – TMZ is reporting that she will appeal by today or Monday. I guess she was sentenced to the full 45 days with a 5 day credit for served.

UPDATE 2 – According to FoxNews this dumb ho might be at a hospital right now instead of Lynwood.

UPDATE 3 – It looks like she’s at the USC Medical Center where the county jail medical facility is.

UPDATE 4 – She’s actually at the Twin Towers facility in Downtown Los Angeles. They are probably trying to figure out how to get her skank ass back to Lynwood. I’m watching FoxNews and Ann Coulter is so effin nasty!



June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
JUSTICE AGAIN! The angels are singing for the second time this year!
The Judge that sent her to jail in the first place is sending her back. TMZ reports she was crying and calling for her mommy! She had to be dragged out of the courtroom! She must go back to Lynwood and finish her 23 days. She will get credit for 5 days served.
She did not speak in court and was said to be quiet, disheveled and sad. Reporters say she was crying through the entire proceedings and when the judge gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said "this isn't right."

Afternoon Crumbs

June 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris handcuffed and headed to court. THIS IS NUTS! OJ PART II – ASL 
Seth Rogan's sweet ass – Cityrag 
Mila Kunis goes topless – Egotastic! 
Mila Kunis in shorty shorts - Drunken Stepfather 
Hugh Hefner doesn't love Kendra – IDLYITW 
Britney Spears in a bikini is like a trainwreck – Hollywood Tuna 
Angelina Jolie has time left – Hollywood Rag 
Celebs love CartierPopsugar 
Robbie Williams sweaty soccer match – Just Jared

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