For His Craft

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

jack1.jpg Jack Nicholson was inspired by Britney Spears last night and came to the Oscars looking like Mr. Clean. He shaved all his locks (like there was that much) for a new role. Jack plays a cancer patient in his new movie, “The Bucket List” which he stars with Morgan Freeman. When I first saw his ass I thought it was a fatter Michael Chiklis! Source

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Are They or Aren’t They?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

angiemad.jpg Brangelina are denying a story that they have filed adoption papers in Vietnam to add another brat to their pack. A source said that Angelina Jolie has toured Ho Chi Minh City’s Tam Binh orphanage twice before deciding that’s where her next baby would come from. A spokesperson for the orphanage denied the story. Saying, “Brad and Angelina have not been back to our orphanage since their visit in November. I’d only wish that they were adopting from us! There are many orphanages in Vietnam that they could adopt from, but it certainly is not us.” You know every baby at the joint are like “ewwww” and trying to get a transfer to another orphanage. Getting adopted by Brangelina is like winning the damn lottery. Source

A Peter and Amanda Reunion!

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

jackwagner.jpg Over 10 years ago, Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear played lovers on “Melrose Place.” It’s taken them a long time to make their TV romance, real. The two showed up hand-in-hand to Jeffrey Katzenberg’s The Night Before on Saturday night. A witness said, “They looked very much like a couple – they seemed very comfortable together. They stayed close to each other during the party and they even left hand in hand.” Heather recently broke it off with David Spade. Amanda and Peter were probably my favorite couple on the show. I loved when he almost killed her ass on the operating table. They make a hot couple and this ho deserves someone hot. Source

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Best Dressed?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

reeseoscars1.jpg Reese Witherspoon was at the top of most of the Best Dressed Oscar lists this morning and sure I sort of agree. She looks hot and much younger, but she’s boring. She doesn’t take chances and plays it safe. I think that’s the best thing for her to do. Looking hot is the best revenge, especially since her ex, Ryan Phillipe, looked like a mess at the VF party. Couldn’t he tuck his shit in at least? ryan2.jpg

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A Birkhead/Stern Settlement?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

settlement.jpg TMZ is reporting that attorneys for Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead are currently in negotiations regarding the paternity of Dannielynn Hope. There are rumors that Larry’s attorneys used a cup that Howard drank from during court last week to test his DNA which might have proved Larry was the true father. This could be the reason for settlement negotations. Sources say Howard could be trying to settle with Larry, giving him what he needs for custody but making sure Howard still gets his dough and control’s ANS’s estate. Testing a drinking cup? Those sneaky snakes! I remember seeing that on TV and thinking how stupid Howard was for just keeping his cup there. Shouldn’t he be all on that if he doesn’t want it revealed that Dani’s not his?

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Marriage #3 For Hef?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

hollyhef.jpg There’s been rumors that Hugh Hefner’s main girlfriend, Holly Madison, is urging Hugh to get her knocked up. Now there are rumors that the two will make it legal by the end of the year. Hugh is 80 and Holly is 27. Holly is one of three of Hef’s girlfriends on the reality show “The Girls Next Door.” It has also been highly rumored that Holly is his only real girlfriend and the other two are only for show. A source said, “Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’ Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly. Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.” Who says you can’t find love at 80? And if Holly is ok with sucking on prune dick for a while, more power to her. Don’t you hate it when you’re sucking on a soft peen that never gets hard? Sick. Source

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She’ll Never Wear Escada Again!

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

watts.jpg Naomi Watts has kept mum over the rumors that she’s expecting a baby with boyfriend, Liev Schreiber. She kept her mouth shut, but her designer didn’t. Naomi wore Escada to the Oscars last night and the design house sent out this press release: “The ESCADA gown set off her most precious new asset – the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schreiber.” Too bad that gown was fug. I just wanted to cut off those stupid sleeve things! Source

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The Perfect Wife

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

tomkatvf3.jpg I will say that Tom Cruise and company have really groomed Katie Holmes into the perfect looking wife. There was a moment there when homegirl was falling apart with sores and shit on her face. They almost look genuinely happy! It’s the painkillers talking. She needs to put those shoulders back though. Oh, I guess then she’ll be a full foot taller than Tom. tomkatvf1.jpg tomkatvf2.jpg

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No Black?

February 26, 2007 / Posted by:

poshvf2.jpg Now that Posh Beckham is in sunny California, she’s shedded some of her signature black. She attended the VF party wearing white. She looked fine. She probably wore white to show off her fake tan. Is she even real?

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