No Fair! I Want To See It Uncensored!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:

TMZ. has this little video from Cisco Adler’s reality show where he decides to show his twigs and berries during a show to help cope with his recent broke up from Mischa Barton. Have no fear, his shit is covered.

Yes, I’ve seen those nuts of sin before, but I want to see them in motion….jumping around and shit. Yes, I have problems.


Stretched Out Vagina

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
The famous Duggar family welcomed their 19th member on Thursday. Michelle Duggar, 40, gave birth to her 17th child yesterday in Arkansas. Their baby girl Jennifer was born via VBAC aka vagina birth after caesarean.
Michelle issued this statement, "We are so grateful to God. Jennifer is so precious and beautiful and such a sweet gift." Adds her husband: "We are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well.
Jennifer joins:
Joshua, 19
John David, 17
Janna, 17
Jill, 16
Jessa, 14
Jinger, 13
Joseph, 12
Josiah, 11
Joy-Anna, 9
Jedidiah, 8
Jeremiah, 8
Jason, 7
James, 6
Justin, 4
Jackson, 3
Johannah, 2 
All Js? How……annoying. I'm such a grouch! Congrats to Michelle and her vagina for making it through!  
Michelle said they would love to have more. Michelle's vagina however said "FUCK NO YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
Thanks Mara

Sad Sad Sad

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
A man who worked as a caretaker for Ving Rhames was found dead on his property early this morning. Reportedly the man who mauled to death by one of Ving's four Mastiffs. Ving was not at home at the time. He is said to be out of town. All four dogs have been taken into custody.
Police are still investigating whether or not the man died from the dog attacks or if he died from a possible heart attack or some other medical condition.
Strange, sad and weird. It just goes to show you that dogs are animals and can turn at any second. It's not their fault, it's just the way it is. That's why I surround myself with little, gay dogs that won't kill my ass if they suddenly turn and want to attack.
I can't believe I didn't even mention Michael Vick in the post. Oh shit, I just did!  
Source: TMZ
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Afternoon Crumbs

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Vanity Fair's gay douches to watch – Popsugar
Avril Lavigne with cleavage is just not right – Egotastic!
Hilary Duff needs to quit the sexy already – Hollywood Tuna
Vintage topless Samantha Fox (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Brangelina are still together, you can sleep now – Just Jared
Sean Stewart needs to keep his paws to himself – IDLYITW
Jordan's bare ass!!!! – ASL
50 Cent and Timberlake's queeny duet – Hollywood Rag
Matthew McConaughey marketing – Cityrag
How gay is Pete Wentz? Trick question – Towleroad

Lindsay Says The Darndest Things!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Look at this dumb dumb. Back in May Lindsay Lohan had an interview for September's Elle Magazine where she told them she would never drink and drive.
"They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate….I'm much more responsible than that."
Hmm….Of course Lindsay doesn't drive drunk! People force her to snort coke, put on their pants, down bottles of Jack and chase crazy people through the streets of Los Angeles. People make her do these things!
Here's some other great quotes from Lil' Lindsay:
On Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’
Sweetie…honeybear…both of you were most likely high out of your effin minds…so I doubt either of you were capable of deciphering what's deemed as hot.
On the media:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”
I know what you can do! Move to Siberia!
On avoiding fame:
“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”
The thing is Lindsay when you drive down Robertson you end up hitting parked cars. True story.
On having pictures of her snatch taken:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”
Lindsay you do a lot of that "grabbing and throwing stuff on." It gets you into trouble!

On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”


On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

Is there an Annual Bobby Brown Crackhead of the Year award or something? If there was, Lindsay would def be the one to beat! 

On the media:
“If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!"

This bitch is really clueless. 

Source: Us Weekly




Every Hour On The Hour

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Part two of Nicole Richie's thrilling (I'm being sarcastic) interview with Diane Sawyer aired this morning on "Good Morning America." Today they talked about Nicole's weight and again bitch claims she eats all the time. A regular garbage disposal that one. She said she's stepped up the eating now that she's knocked up.
"Do I eat is kind of an understatement. I eat all the time, especially now. I'm constantly hungry. I'm eating at least every hour."
"Just like any mother, you know, you want to take the best care of yourself, especially while you're pregnant. And I'm definitely eating healthier now, and I'm really playing by the rules. I do not drink caffeine at all, cut out sushi" "
"No alcohol … No marijuana … No pills … Nothing … No smoking around me."
Joel Madden said not being able to smoke is the hardest part. He claims he has given up his one and half pack a day habit. If this is true I can't wait to see how fat this fucker get. He has "fat gene" written all over him.
Nicole also said that she doesn't have an eating disorder and is ok with gaining weight. "I'm totally okay" with gaining 40 or 50 lbs. during her pregnancy if "that is what my body needs to do.
"No, I do not have an eating disorder. I've never had an eating disorder. Ever. … It's anxiety. It's stress. It's just not being careful." 
And when Diane showed Nicole pictures of her looking like an ano-skeleton a few months ago she said she was a very skinny girl going through something then. Diane asked if it was drug related. Nicole answered, "I think it possibly could have been."
You think!? I hate when bitches answer a question without truly answering. Just say YES bitch, because that's basically the answer. You are doing a tell-all interview so TELL-ALL!
In cased you missed all the hilarity and entertainment, Nicole's interview will air again tonight in full on 20/20. Everytime I hear, read or write 20/20 I think of Barbara Walters saying it in her accent. Think of it. 20/20!!! 

My Little Pony’s Hooves Are Hurting!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
My Little Pony Parker said she's all into doing the "Sex and the City" movie, but she just has one concern. She said she really effed up her feet from all the stiletto heel wearing she did on the show.
She told Elle Magazine, "I used to spend 18 to 20 hours a day filming in heels. Now I spend a much shorter day in them and I'm, like, 'Owww!' I've really destroyed my body by running and dancing in heels. My knees are shot." 
Silly horsie! Ponies aren't supposed to be wearing stilettos! They've got built in heels!
Above is Pony signing copies of "Bitten" at the Cincinatti Mills mall yesterday.

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