Jim Carrey Got Sued For The Wrongful Death Of His Girlfriend

/ September 19, 2016

About a year ago, Jim Carrey’s 30-year-old Irish makeup artist girlfriend Cathriona White committed suicide in her home in Sherman Oaks, CA. She and Jim Carrey had been on-and-off for 3 years and he had reportedly broken up with her just a few days before she died. She left suicide notes including one to Jim Carrey. A few weeks after she overdosed on prescription drugs, it was reported that next to her were 4 pill bottles. The name on 3 of the bottles was allegedly the alias that Jim used for prescriptions. (It’s illegal in CA, but apparently famous tricks do that a lot for privacy reasons.) The other bottle had a different name on it. Well, since Jim Carrey is famous and has bank accounts overfilled with money, he’s been sued by Cathriona’s estranged husband for wrongful death.

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Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Preston’s Stunningly Gorgeous “Ode To Peg Bundy” Hair

/ September 19, 2016

Kelly Preston must have gotten sick of John Travolta getting all of the attention for the rayon Shih Tzu that has taken up permanent residency on his head, because last night, she caused hos to choke on massive clouds of beauty and pink bottle AquaNet hairspray when she hit the red carpet at the Emmys. All of Kelly Preston’s Thetans traveled up north and moved into the luxurious Bump It-created hair pavilion on top of her head.

Lainey at Lainey Gossip posted these pictures and she immediately saw Marie and Donny Osmond. I see it, but Kelly Preston wishes she had the wax figure complexion and exquisite marble doll eyes of Marie Osmond and John Travolta is way too butch to pass for Donny Osmond. But seriously, when I look at Kelly Preston I see the last runner-up in the Mrs. Kansas 1980 pageant and I also see a failed country singer from the 1960s whose most proud moment was the time a drunk dude mistook her for Loretta Lynn and asked for her an autograph.

Since Kelly also looks like a chorus member in a community theater production of Hairspray, I’m guessing that hair was John Travolta’s idea. It’s about time that John shows his beard some appreciation and uses his hairstyling talents to glamour her up. But I have a feeling that this is a Cinderella situation and Kelly will go back to having a homely dishrag on her head, because John won’t be able to stand not being the most glamorous one. But well at least for one night, Kelly could see her glammed-up self in the mirror and say, “I’m a pretty girl, mama.”

Pics: Wenn.com

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Radar Claims It Knows Of An A-List Superstar Actor Who Ran A Pedo Ring And Sexually Abused Corey Haim

/ September 19, 2016

Corey Feldman once said that pedophiles are crawling all over Hollywood and he recently said that he’d love to name names, but the statute of limitations has run up in all of the cases and he doesn’t want to get sued. But if Radar is telling the truth, then Corey Feldman doesn’t have to worry about keeping the name of one major child abuser a secret, because it’s about to come out. Radar says it knows the identity of an A-list star who has been accused of raping the late Corey Haim as a kid and was also the “kingpin” of a child sex ring. WARNING: Mega depressing blind item ahead. Get ready to pull out your most adorably powerful kitten video. Personally, I’ve gone through every kitten video that exists, so I’m going to go with a video of a Shar Pei puppy trying to eat a frozen strawberry.

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Now We Know Where The Sheets To Anna Chlumsky’s Bed In A Bag Look Went

/ September 19, 2016

When Anna Chlumsky came strolling up the red carpet of the Emmys last night in an ensemble Michael accurately described as looking very bed in a bag, I knew it was only a matter of time before someone in a set of deluxe full/queen sheets sashayed behind her. And that person was Kristen Bell. To be honest, I don’t know who hit the red carpet first, Kristen or Anna. It’s a real “Which came first, the sheets or the duvet” situation.

Regardless, Kristen is doing just as much for me as Anna’s look was. Maybe more, actually, because I’ve always loved a printed bed sheet. I don’t know if everyone did this, but when I was a kid, I used to make my bed with my sheets pattern-side-down. That way, when I made my bed and pulled back my comforter, you got a subtle hint of my elegant bed linens (ie. my Little Mermaid sheets). I felt so classy, like “I bet this is how Margo from Punky Brewster does her bed.” But while I love Kristen’s expensive floral sheet dress, I don’t know if many of us would want to sleep on it. I think I see beading, and I’m pretty sure none of us would want to roll over in the middle of the night and land cheek-first on a cluster of sharp glass beads.

Of course, the cherry on top of a formal bedding situation has got to be the useless satin runner that lives at the foot of the bed. Luckily, Sarah Hyland has got us covered.

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Baby Wipes’ Wife Said That He Brings Home His Asshole Character A Lot

/ September 19, 2016

Matt LeBlanc getting moist in the tip while letting Emilia Clarke know that he can’t wait to see her naked in Game of Thrones wasn’t the only awkward moment during E!’s Emmys red carpet show. The Diane Sawyer of ants, Giuliana Rancic, talked to rectal rash Terrence Howard and his ex-third wife turned current piece Mira Pak. Giuliana should’ve taken one look at Baby Wipes’ outfit and asked him how his part-time job as a singer in a Mad Men-themed quartet is going, but she instead asked him about playing a violent trash bag on Empire.

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Beyonce’s Vocal Cords Prevented Her From Going To The Emmys

/ September 19, 2016

Those selfish vocal cords! How dare they keep Beyonce from a fun night out? The Beyhive only gets so many chances to see their queen appear in public, and you took one of those chances away from them, vocal cords. You better hope The Beyhive doesn’t locate your Instagram account. Just ask the producers of Grease: Live. But more on that in a second.

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