Sally Kirkland is My Fashion Icon

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

sallyk.jpg Sally Kirkland dresses like a 6-year-old gay boy going through his mother’s closet. Yes, I am speaking from experience so shut your fat hole. She doesn’t give a fuck and she is so hot. She was spotted at the ACLU Partnership Awards last night, but it could’ve been the opening of a Denny’s and she would’ve shown up. On a sidenote, is it gross to eat raw hots dogs? Because I just did.

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Vergie is Stopping ANS’s Funeral?!!!!?

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

0302_anna_stopped_ms_300.jpg Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral is currently underway in the Bahamas and TMZ has all the coverage you need from top to bottom including Slash making a cameo. WTF? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Vergie Arthur has filed another petition in a Bahamas courtroom to stop the funeral. The hearse carrying Anna which was just moments away from the church has stopped. Vergie really really wants her daughter buried in Texas and she was already denied a few times. Why can’t this woman leave her daughter to be buried in peace? Why does she care? Vergie needs to stop making it about her fat ass! Vergie go eat a banana split and leave your daughter alone. For real. Doesn’t this woman care that her daughter’s body is decomposing faster than a peen touching Paris Hilton’s twat? I mean she needs to be laid to rest already! UPDATE - Thankfully Vergie was denied by a judge. The funeral will go as planned!

How The Hell is This Ho Staying Around?!

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

antonellabarba.jpg I only got 1 out of 4 in my American Idol predictions yesterday, but I had kind of hoped Antonella Barba’s sweaty vagina would be given the heave-ho. That wasn’t the case. I’m telling you that this twat is going all the way to the Final 12 and probably further. Bitch can’t SING! What’s even more disturbing is that she chooses to sing a Celine Dion song! When you can’t sing you choose a Britney or a Madonna song. Anyway, thanks to pictures that she leaked leaked all over the internet…she’s sticking around. Ugh, you know the other girls hate her ass! Last night when they were saying goodbye to one of the other girls, Antonella was sort of standing by herself. They hate her ass! Even Paula sort of hinted to America that it was a “singing competition” and not a damn America’s Favorite Slut competition. Get rid of this bitch!!! You have the power!

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Is This a Good Sign?

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

paul.jpg Paul McCartney exited court yesterday holding up a “peace sign” prompting some to think this was a good sign. Paul met with his peg-legged bitch of an ex-wife to discuss settlement amounts. Heather apparently wants upwards of $50 million. She claims she’s broke and is giving her “Dancing with the Peg Legs” money to charity. Yeah, the charity being The Heather Mills is a Straight-Up HO Foundation. A source said, “She believes strongly that McCartney shoud be responsible for the safety of his family and she wanted the court to sort out a temporary agreement. This important step shows they are both open to negotiation.” Source

Angelina’s Adopting

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

2006-11-24t163316z_01_nootr_rtrjonp_2_india-277659-1-pic0.jpg An official in Vietnam confirmed that Angelina Jolie has filed papers in his country to adopt a kid. An American agency representing her filed the papers this week. A story that they were adopting from an orphanage in Vietnam was denied by the orphanage. She apparently filed as single. This is said to help the adoption process since she’s not married to Brad. It’s unclear when Angelina will pick out her new brat. The couple apparently want a 3 or 4-year old boy. Lucky baby ho, whoever it is. I’m putting on some Pampers and moving to a Vietnam orphanage STAT! Well, I’m already wearing Pampers so I just have to get the plane ticket. Source

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Hasselcrack Looking For An Out?

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

roslis.jpg Elisabeth Hasselbeck apparently fled a taping of “The View” this week in tears after an on-air spat with Rosie O’Donnell. The two were talking about something political when Rosie told her that her views were really ignorant. Rosie said, “Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong.” Rosie later said on her blog that what she said was ignorant. Rosie also said on the show that the only way she can put up with the ridic things Elisabeth says is tell herself how young she is. Elisabeth was left distraught and is apparently looking for a way out. Rumor is that she’s trying to get a permanent gig at E! The Lizzie and the lezzie aren’t getting along! Please, if Elisabeth leaves she’s the dumbest ho in the world. She has a good thing, getting paid a lot to basically talk dumb dumb. If you have to dodge some harsh words from Rosie every now and again, so be it! Source

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Hot Bank Robbing Sluts CAUGHT!

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

hot.jpg Wednesday I wrote about two teenage bank robbers that got away with some cash after holding up a Bank of America inside of a Kroger grocery store. The two hot sluts walked up the teller, handed her a note, got their cash and waltzed outside. It seems so easy. Well, they’ve been caught and the teller that gave them the dough was also arrest. They were in CAHOOTS! It was reported that they were 16, but they are actually 19. In addition to the two young women and the teller, another man was arrested for working with them. Ashley Miller and Heather Johnston of Fulton County, and 22-year-old bank teller Benny Herman Allen III were stopped earlier Thursday by police about 20 miles from where Tuesday’s robbery occurred. It’s still unknown how much money they got away it. IDIOTS! Why didn’t they run for the border?! Now how are they going to pay for those abortions? Please, you know that’s why they robbed the bank. Source Thanks Mara

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They Got Played!

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

bobby.jpg Hot 99.5 in DC agreed to bail Bobby Brown out of jail if he appeared on their morning radio show for one week. Bobby agreed and the station put up the cash and he got out of jail. Well, this morning Bobby changed his tune! Reader Lisa got a listen in:

I was listening to Hot 99.5 this morning on my way to work and they had Bobby on the phone. He was in Massachusetts for a basketball game that Bobby Christina was cheering at. Once Kane got him on the phone he started asking him about all the negative press he receives and how he was going to turn his trip to DC into something positive. Bobby basically told Kane not to ask him personal questions like that! He said that somebody else had bailed him out of jail that night before and he was “getting paid” to appear on the radio show rather than that money going to his children. Bobby then hung up on Kane and I don’t think he is coming to DC anymore! They tried getting his attorney on the phone but then it went to commercial. All of this is going on as I write this. The DJ’s even said they are going to call Dog the Bounty Hunter on his ass to get their money back!

DAMN! They got pa-LAYED! I’m serious, they better call Dog and get that money back! They straight-up lost $19,000 on a piece of trash! Click here to listen to the drama

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