Who the Hell Would Fight Over Seeing Britney Naked?

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears was on “The Insider” today and they showed a clip from a new reality show that focuses on a tanning salon Hollywood. Brit comes in looking like the usual trash and telling everyone that her toes are nasty. Um…you don’t need to tell us that. Two of the store’s broads also fight over who gets to spray down Britney. At least that’s what they want us to believe. They probably went in the back and drew straws.

Also at the end of the clip is some insane little girl that wants to look like Lindsay Lohan. This is today’s youth.


Posh Goes to the DMV

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:


Posh Beckham visited the DMV today in Santa Monica and spent an hour taking her written test. She was accompanied by her own little camera crew. Bitch is currently shooting her own reality show for NBC. This ho can actually drive?! When we should really drive herself around. Who needs to know how to drive when you're that hot and by hot I mean absolutely ridiculous. 

UPDATE - Shortly after Posh left the DMV she got "pulled over" by the cops. After a few checks, she was let go. Please, staged for the cameras! This reality show is going to suck if they have to create lame scenarios like this!

He Probably Saw Daddy Kissing the Plumber

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
My Little Pony aka Sarah Jessica Parker said that she was left puzzled when her 4-year-old son asked her about gay people. 
She said, "He's very interested in what being gay is… because so many of our friends are gay. You (have to) think very carefully and you're prudent about the choice of words and you talk about people looking for happiness and fulfillment in your life and how all families are different and look different. You're forced to really consider your answers. You're forced to think a lot about what you're saying and how you're saying it – even the tone."
Why do you have to skip around it? I'd say "being gay is when boys suck boys or girls suck girls." See, that wasn't hard! He probably asked, because everyone at school tells him his daddy's a homo! I wonder when she'll tell him that she's really an Equus caballus.
Source: Starpulse
Image: Splash

Mick Jagger Really Hated His Small Dick

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
In the early 80s Mick Jagger really hated his small dick and used a traditional Amazonian ritual to help it grow. Bitch let bees sting his shit! Director Julien Temple witnessed the ritual when filming a documentary on Mick.
He said, "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."
WTF?! They didn't have penis pumps back then? Oh hell, no. Stinging dick? That's like sticking it into Paris Hilton. 

Crackhead Prom

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that! I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's Birthday party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic. Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.
Can you believe this woman is a mom?!

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