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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss made a visit to England’s Cotswold Wildlife Park when witnesses say they saw him throw a joint to the penguins. One of the penguins apparently ate the joint. A source said, “Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.” The penguin was later seen buying Funions and a Big Gulp at 7-Eleven. Source
Beyonce was on TRL today to promote her album and her new wig. I actually like this fake rug on her. It makes her look younger less full of herself. However, that outfit belongs on a Bratz doll. Army hooker Bratz doll. That’d be a hot doll actually. I’d buy that for my cousins. UPDATE - Oh and bitch doesn’t have hepatitis. You can sleep easy now.
Fishsticks Paltrow brought her son, Moses, out for a coffee break with family friend Kate Capshaw. Moses is holding the car keys, so he can make a quick get away from her nasty paws. He’s cute. It’s amazing that something that cute came out of something so wretched! Ok, she’s not that bad. I mean she’s better than war. Slightly better. Source
NOOO!! I just got word from a reader that a CNN news truck has ran over Sugarpie Smith in the Bahamas and she is dead! This can’t be. Howard K. Stern did it, I know he did! Sugarpie was about to tell her story. The truth and Howard got to her first! Please someone tell me this is a joke and can’t be true! PLEASE!!!! LORD! Why didn’t you take me instead?! WHY?!!!!! UPDATE – PHEW! This was a false alarm. Sugarpie is not dead. All is well in the World. I’m still trying to find out what happened if anything. God heard my prayers!!!!
Beyonce and Shakira have joined forces and ass for “Beautiful Liar.” These are a few stills from the video. Weird. That shit looks like it was made in 1993. I can’t tell the difference between the two either. Ewww. Visit ONTD to see more pics from the video UPDATE – Here’s the video. Ugh. I’m underwhelmed.
The National Enquirer ran a photo recreation of Anna Nicole Smith dead this week. They ran it under the headline “ANNA NICOLE: THE LAST PHOTO!” from witness accounts of her body. Enquirer EIC David Perel said, “If you had our images side-by-side with the actual photos, I don’t know if you’d be able to tell them apart.” All-time low or genius? I’m not sure, but now I’m officially creeped out. Source
Only a week into training and Vincent Pastore has left “Dancing with the Stars.” Vincent is leaving because his 60-year-old ass can’t handle it. He said, “When I initially committed to joining ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ I didn’t realize just how physically demanding it would be for me. Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity. I’d like to thank ABC and the show’s producers for inviting me to participate. I wish my partner, Edyta, and the other dancers the best of luck.”‘ The producers will announce his replacement soon. That’s ok, there’s already a big pussy on the show in Heather Mills. I’m nominating Chastity Bono to replace him. Source
Maddox and Shiloh go for a ride with Granny Pitt – Popsugar Kate Moss lets her crackhead boyfriend move in – Hollywood Rag Hot cheerleader brawl – Cityrag Jake Gyllenhaal visits TRL – Just Jared Timbaland’s new video ft. JT and Nelly Furtado – Mollygood Robot couture hits Paris fashion week – Made In Brazil Kim Kardashian’s nastiness on tape has been put on hold – IDLYITW Blohan’s got the shakes - Hollywood Tuna JLove’s proud of her breasts – Egotastic! Helen Mirren didn’t cover her granny bush on Oscar night – ASL
These sluts are so hot. Two alleged teenage girls in Acworth, GA clad in sunglasses walked into a Bank of America inside a grocery store and handed the teller a note demanding cash. They got it and walked out. Cops say that the girls are probably only 16-years-old. Witnesses say the two casually walked into a Kroger and casually walked out. It’s unknown whether they got into a car. It’s also not been made public how much they got away with. Damn, that’s easy! No security or anything? Wait is that one on the right Kristin Cavallari? Rough times. The cops should just go to Forever 21 and I’m sure they’ll find these two wasting their hard earned 20s on lip gloss and skinny jeans. Source Thanks Mara