Mischa Barton is mad as hell over this pic – Mollygood
Eminem is not engaged for a third time to Kim Mathers - Agent Bedhead
Ozzfest for free!!!! – The Rad Report
The pulled Snickers commercial – SOW
Jim Carrey will never marry Jenny McCarthy – ICYDK
Howard K. Stern denies having anything to do with Daniel Smith’s death – INO
Do you remember Elliott Yamin? He was one of the contestants on American Idol last season. Not only did he get his nasty teefs fixed, but they worked a little magic on his face for his new album cover. That looks nothing like his ass!!! This is what he looks like:
Heatherette isn’t knowing for putting up serious fashion shows. Last night’s was no exception. Their theme was “Wizard of Oz.” Kimora Lee Simmons was their special guest and I’m not sure which character she played? Was there a tranny giant in that movie? Speaking of trannies, Amanda Lepore was Glinda, Lydia Hearst was Dorothy and Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane was some kind of jungle creature or something.
Clean up at Bryan Park! We’ve got a huge mess!
Did Britney Spears have a secret, wild sex life? There were rumors that KFed was about to spill the beans about Brit’s wild life including threesomes and getting lesbo with other girls. Many laughed this off and couldn’t imagine Brit partaking in any of those kind of activities. A friend of KFed’s, Omar “Iceman” Sharif, is confirming KFed’s accusations.
He said, “Britney was into threesomes and girls.”
Sources say that Britney had orgies with as many as 20 girls at once. She would be seen taking several women into her bedroom. Up to 20 chicks at a time.
LALALALAALLALA! Not listening! Not listening! Doesn’t Brit Brit look pretty in pink?
Oh Bai Ling! She can put an outfit together, can’t she? This is like a punk rocker, girl scout on crack. She wore this little ensemble to Hyde last night. She kind of looks like those crazy ladies on the street that want to tell your fortune. Nobody wears insanity like Bai.
Ryan Phillipe was seen giving 18-year-old Nikki Reed a lift from Winston’s night club in L.A. on Monday night. Nikki is the star of “Thirteen” and “The O.C.” Ryan recently split from his wife, Reese Witherspoon.
Sources claim that Nikki isn’t dating Ryan. She’s dating one of Ryan’s close friends.
Poo! I was hoping Ryan would get with someone younger and hotter just to piss off Reese’s perfect existence. If Hollywood history proves correct, Ryan should be dating either Cameron Diaz or Kiki Dunst any day now.
CBS has received complaints on Prince’s Super Bowl performance this past Sunday. During a guitar solo for “Purple Rain” his image was silhouetted against a backdrop showing Prince with some kind of pointy, arrow penis or something.
A CBS spokesperson laughed off the complaints. She said, “We respect other opinions, but it takes quite a leap of the imagination to make a controversy of his performance. It’s a guitar.”
People just love to hear themselves complain. These are probably the same people that kept “Everybody Loves Raymond” on the air for so long. Get over it. They wish Prince had a penis.
Here’s a preview of the sex tape Kim Kardashian denied, but later admitted to. This is the tape she made with Brandy’s brother, Ray-J. It’s said to include a little golden showers.
Don’t worry, there’s nothing graphic on the preview. Well, except for Kim’s shelf-ass.
Vivid will put out the entire situation on DVD February 28th. It will be called “Kim Kardashian Superstar.”
Kim says she’s “blindsided” by the sale. Um…your blindsides, cause you got piss in your eyes.
While Fabrizio Moretti gets slimy with Kiki Dunst, Drew Barrymore is reportedly hitting it with Zach Braff. Zach recently split up with Mandy Mooore and got caught “canoodling” with Drew at the SNL after-party this past weekend.
A source said that Drew spent the night in the corner with Zach and “they were really focused on each other.”
Drew’s rep denies they are dating, but friends say they are definitely dating.
It seems that there is a group of 20 that only date eachother. What is this? “Friends?” Drew is so going to start dating Justin Timberlake soon.
Teri Snatcher is denying rumors that she’s a fan of the botox and resylane. It has been widely reported that Teri’s taut face has been caused by several visits to the needle. She denies this claim.
She said, “I don’t use Botox or Restylane and I’ve never had any surgery, no matter what you’ve read.” That’s the one downside to fame – on any one day you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online. [My friend] keeps threatening to put these computer child locks on my computer so I can’t torture myself. It hurts, you know?”
If she’s not using botox or anything like that then she must be using something really exotic. I’m thinking cobra sperm or skunk spit. She’s obviously doing something with that mug. Here’s Snatchers celebrating Felicity Huffman’s new book, “A Practical Handbook For Your Boyfriend.“