Birthday Sluts

October 16, 2007 / Posted by:

Angela Lansbury (82)
Jeremy Jackson (27)
John Mayer (30)
Kellie Martin (32)
Flea (45)
Tim Robbins (49)
Suzanne Somers (61)
Linda Lavin (70)


Get That Money Kathy!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Kathy Griffin is still dating Apple co-founder and billionaire Steve Wozniak. Get that money Kathy! The two showed up to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas this past weekend. Las Vegas you say?
If I was Kathy I would've drugged that bitch, dragged him to the chapel and married him before he came out of his coma. Billionaire by morning!
I'm happy for her, but I'd suck anything that was worth a billion dollars. If a piece of turd on the street was worth billions dollars you better believe I'd suck that turd's dick!  
Awww…young love!  

Phoebe Price Is A Dynamic Actress

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:

FINALLY! Phoebe Price in action! PP’s in a music video for J.D. Danner’s “Shelter from the Shame.” The song is some sort of lesbian rock song about people being ashamed or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on, but PP is working hard for the money and by money I mean she wasn’t paid.

This shit looks like a compilation of “Cops” reenactments.

The Oscars should have a “Greatest Performance EVER in a music video” category, because PP would take that prize home by a landslide.


This Is So Stupid!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi bought a little Brussels Griffon mix puppy from the Mutts and Moms dog agency a few weeks ago. The puppy, Iggy, didn't get along with Ellen's cats (and we know how lesbians feel about their pussycats) so she gave the puppy to her hairdresser's 12-year-old daughter, Ruby.
Last night a rep from the agency visited Ruby's house with the damn cops and took the dog away! They say Ellen violated their contract by not telling them that the dog had a new home.
Ellen said she made the mistake of not telling the agency, but she knew she was putting Iggy in a good home. She said, "I kept saying, 'If you want to be mad at me, be mad at me, but don't take it out on the family. Don't take it out on the dog.'"
I'm sure the cops just loved taking a puppy away from a little girl. That agency better watch their asses, because Ellen might call that scary lesbian gang Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about.
Click here to see the video of Ellen telling this sordid tale

Holy Smoke!

October 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Vatican news director, Jarek Cielecki, believes this image is of Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave! How you doin' Pope?
He appeared during a commemoration ceremony at Beskid Zywiecki in Poland.
Jarek said, : "You can see the image of a person in the flames and I think it is the servant of God, Pope John Paul II."
Apparently, the image has circulated around the internet since yesterday crashing several religious websites. People are Pope crazy!
Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
I always knew he was a flamer. Sorry folks, the joke had to be said. It's not like I was going to heaven anyway!
Source: Daily Mail

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