Anthony Bourdain And His MMA Fighter Wife Have Split Up
Meanwhile, as the marriage of the CENTURY is ending…
After nine years of marriage, hot grumpy food person Anthony Bourdain and his MMA fighter wife Ottavia Busia are over. I guess you could say they officially have no reservations on each other’s parts. Oh lord, that was bad. I deserve every AnthonyBourdainStinkface.gif for that.
St. Angie Jolie Filed For Divorce From Brad Pitt
2016 is just keeping it coming. TMZ says that Angelina Jolie filed papers yesterday to legally quit Brad Pitt after being married for just 2 years and being together since 2004. She’s asking for sole physical custody of all 6 members of the child army and only wants Brad to have visitation rights. I’ll add more as it comes in, but for now, I need to brace my eardrums for the blood-curdling screeches of pained mourning from the Brangeloonies and from the stage 10 cackle that’s been brewing inside of Jennifer Aniston for years!
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Sharp Boombox!
The technical name of Sharp’s Jordan almond-colored music boxes of wonder was the Sharp QT-50, but everyone I knew just called it the little pink (or mint or purple) boombox. In the mid-80s, every girl I knew either had one of these musical vessels of pastel perfection or begged for one for Christmas or their birthday. My sister had one and it was the pink star of the bedroom we shared. The Sharp Boombox was a radio, cassette player AND cassette recorder, so it was definitely a technological marvel to me and didn’t think it could ever good better than it. And it really hasn’t, because does the iPhone or iPod come with a strap so you can wear it like a purse and strut through the neighborhood blasting hot tunes as everyone fell over from your coolness? I think not!
Just looking at the Sharp Boombox takes me back to my bedroom floor where I’d lay and wait for Tiffany’s I Think We’re Alone Now to play on the radio so that I could record it on a cassette. And I think my sister’s old Sharp QT-50 may still be in storage in my mom’s garage somewhere. I need to plan an expedition where I put on an Indiana Jones hat and climb through the hills of cardboard boxes in my mom’s garage to look for this important artifact from the 80s!
Birthday Sluts
Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (49)
Phillip Phillips (26)
The-Dream (39)
Jon Bernthal (40)
Asia Argento (41)
Moon Bloodgood (41)
Michelle Visage (48)
Kristen Johnston (49)
Nuno Bettencourt (50)
Maggie Cheung (52)
Deborah Roberts (56)
Alannah Currie (59)
Gary Cole (60)
Debbie Morgan (60)
George RR Martin (68)
Sophia Loren (82)
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Night Crumbs
Claire Danes was so damn greasy, orange-y and golden at the Emmys last night that she looked like a corn dog in a wig. But since her look was also giving me, “cast member on Real Housewives of Reno,” I loved it! – Lainey Gossip
Mark this day: Jennifer Aniston didn’t wear a black dress to an event – Celebitchy
Well, the good news is that whenever a pap is taking pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt like it’s 2009, they’re not taking pictures of a Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather
Shervin from Shahs of Sunset learned that the next time someone wants to go on the zip line in his backyard, make their ass sign a waiver! – Reality Tea
Thanks to that yellow hair and Instagram whoring, Orlando Bloom is starting to give me “hotter version of Justin Bieber” vibes – Towleroad
“I am definitely not stoned enough for this shit” – Sigourney Weaver in that picture – The Superficial
It’s Monday and I’m still hungover, so I’m not even going to try to figure out what Ariel Winter has on her body – Popoholic
Further proof that I’m hung-all-the-way-over: I thought this was Carla Bruni – Hollywood Tuna
The faces of the people behind Lady Gaga are, as usual, saying everything that needs to be said – The Nip Slip
Showtime killed Roadies are just one season – SOW
Another reboot did shitty at the box office – Pajiba
Keeping the condo gate closed is a seriously serious thing to Anthony Michael Hall – IDLYITW
Justin Bieber and Lionel Richie’s daughter broke up after six seconds together. In related news, a headstone company just got an order to engrave the name TRUE LOVE on a tombstone – Just Jared
Tuck yourself into the cupboard and let Angela Lansbury serenade you with Beauty and the Beast – Jezebel
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