I Thought Their Love Was Rock Solid!

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Sir Salman Rushdie has confirmed that his 3-year marriage to Padma Lakshmi is over and he's filing for divorce. Padma is the host of Bravo's Top Chef and she's a former model.
His spokeswhore said, "Salman Rushdie has agreed to divorce his wife, Padma Lakshmi, because of her desire to end their marriage."
Divorce rumors started last week when Padma was seen flirting with men at a club.
Salman received a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth two weeks ago which angered many Muslims. They hate his ass for his novel "The Satanic Verses."
I hope Salman has a pre-nup! I could smell her greedy ass a mile away. Women like that sleep with men like that for only on reason. CASH! It's not being mean, it's being honest! 
Thanks Mary
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Morning Wood

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Saaphyri won Charm School while wearing a broke ass wig – VH1 Blog 
Tori Amos is a genius – Mollygood
Did Jennifer Love Hewitt get a little botox? – ICYDK
$4 Million for Fergie and now can she fix that mug! – INO 
Demi Moore visits a plastic surgeon – SOW 
Princess Diana saved Travolta's career – Gabsmash

Basically, Her Movie Sucks

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Simpson's shitty remake of "Working Girl" may never see the light of day. The movie called "Blonde Ambition" no longer has a release date after it was pushed back twice.
A source said, "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn't comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."
Level of films? The movie was originally supposed to come out August 3rd. What else comes out that day you ask? HOT ROD, UNDERDOG, BRATZ: THE MOVIE and EL CANTANTE. All Oscar favorites, I'm sure.  
The film is about a dumbass in the corporate world. It also stars Luke Wilson, Penelope Ann Miller, Rachael Leigh Cook and Andy Dick.
That piece of shit should just go straight to midnight local TV. You know that movie that plays on a Sunday night like at 11:45? Yeah, that's where it should debut.  
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Surfer Skank

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton is still in Hawaii and using her time to pose for the cameras spend with friends and meet her fans.  I'm still surprised that people want to pose with that skank. I'd be afraid one of her cooties would crawl up on me. 
I soooo want to ban Paris for like a week, but it's so hard to do. You have no idea. This bitch is just so easy to make fun of and yes I'm getting sick of her skank ass. Ok, maybe just a slight ban. Maybe? 

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