Studded For Your Displeasure

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

If these pictures of Jared Leto at the Dior show in Paris today are leaving you dry (in more ways than two), simply put your imagination to work. Undress, shower, moisturize, shave and send him to the JCPenney Beauty Salon with your eyes. That might help.

Afternoon Crumbs

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Don’t wake me up! It’s the California Dreams reunion! – Best Week Ever

Kate Gosselin’s got a wet possum (safe for work) – Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Gosling (no relation to the above) is looking sessy…even in one of my mom’s wrap tops – Lainey Gossip

Johnny Depp in his boxers. That is all. – Popsugar

MiserAlba scowls at panties – Popoholic

Katy Perry is Smurfette and they better get Johnny Weir for Vanity – The Superficial

Daisy Dicksnatcher Just Jared

Samantha Fox is perfection (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

RiRi’sMrs. Roper ho-ing it up in space” jumpsuit – Egotastic!

Well, it could be worse for Tyler Bowling. He could have a penis like Jon GosselinTowleroad

Gerard Butler still has a good 30 years of whoring in him – Celebitchy

Chloe Sevigny wants to bone all the time – ICYDK

If you think Scary Spice is chichilicious, scroll down to Mary CareyHollywood Rag

The performance of Mischa Barton’s career – Holy Moly!

Is this also what it looks like Prince Hot Ginge farts? – Cityrag

Do you think Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane got a welcome basket from CPS yet? – I’m Not Obsessed

Rest in peace, Nan MartinONTD


TGIF: Here’s Hank Azaria’s Waxed Nipples

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

I feel like we need a picture of a pair of man nipples every Friday to start off our weekend the right way, so here’s Hank Azaria to fill that request.

You know, I was watching The Marriage Ref last night (don’t judge, I’m at my mom’s house) and Tina Fey was talking about how men with hairless chests look like hot dogs. I kind of, sort of see it here. Although, Hank doesn’t really have the complexion of a hot dog. He looks more like a tight piece of pastry dough wrapped around a hot dog. A buff Pig in a Blanket, if you will.


Open Post: Hosted By President Hova

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Here we have Jay-Z holding court in one of the conference rooms at the White House yesterday while visiting President Obama.

Jay-Z’s own first lady Beyonce (wearing a demure “founding fathers” weave) and the Speaker of the Wig Tina Knowles also sat at the table.

Unfortunately they only had a certain number of passes, so Solange had to wait in the car.

via Rap Radar


Once Upon A Time, Angie And Mick Boned

March 5, 2010 / Posted by:

A new Brangelina tell-all book written by Jenny Paul claims that Angie Jolie had a down low affair with Mick Jagger in 1997 after they met on the set of the Rolling Stones video “Anybody Seen My Baby?” Fun fact: “Anybody Seen My Baby?” is the song most mothers sing after Angie Jo comes to visit their babies.

The book alleges that Mick and Angie hooked up several times in 1997 while he was married to Jerry Hall and she was married to Jonny Lee Miller. Angie was 22 at the time, and Mick was like 123 or something.

They obviously couldn’t get enough of each other, because Angie banged Mick’s cock again 6 years later….in Bangkok. Do you think Mick hummed the melody to “Angie” when he licked her b-hole? Let that visual simmer on your brain for a moment.

Jenny’s tell-all also claims that in 2004, Angie got it on with Ralph Fiennes and Colin Farrell. Angie dated Colin for four months, but cut him loose because he was a drunk.

You know what disturbs me the most about all of this? The fact that whenever I read or hear the name “Mick Jagger” I think of that raggedy gutter rat Ke$ha. Urg. Can somebody please get Vampire Eric to erase that tick from my brain?

via Daily Mail

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