Britney Has a Chance!

April 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Prince William and his long-term girlfriend, Kate Middleton, have called it a day. Sources blame Willy's love for army life and Kate's pressure in becoming Britian's next Queen. Friends of the couple say that Willy has immersed himself into army life and would rather go out drinking with his pals than hang out with Kate.
A source said, "She is stuck in London while he is living in an officer’s mess in Dorset. Kate feels hugely frustrated that their relationship just seems to be going backwards at a rate of knots.

“At university they were living together. Now, nearly three years on, they are lucky if they see each other once a week.

“When he does get a night off, it appears to Kate that William would rather spend time drinking with his new-found Army pals.”

The split was clean and no third-parties were involved.

Now's Britney's chance! She always said she wanted to be a Princess one day. Get her over to Britian STAT! Oh and by "drinking with his pals" they really mean "bukkake."

Source: The Sun



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Birthday Sluts

April 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Adrien Brody (34)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (30)
Da Brat (33)
David Justice (41)
Brad Garrett (47)
Julie Christie (66)
Loretta Lynn (72)


Not a Fan of the Bush

April 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Pink has been told to keep her Bush views to herself. She was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night to talk about her song "Dear Mr. President" and she thanked Jimmy for allowing her to discuss the meaning of the song. She said she was told that she can't discuss her political thoughts on the radio.
Jimmy asked Pink if she hopes Bush will write a song back to her. Great question, Jimmy. Stupid.
She answered, “Yes. Through Eminem.
I'm not sure what that means, but OK! It's probably best to keep her ass quiet about these things unless she's talking about the other bush which I'm sure she knows a lot about.  
Source: MSNBC

Por Que No?

April 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Custody of Dannielynn Hope Smith was not decided today and I'm not sure why. Doesn't Larry Birkhead get custody? Howard Doucheface spoke to the press and said that custody was not decided and it had nothing to do with him. He said "if it were up to me, the formal order in terms of giving Larry full custody would have occured today."
Frosted tips Larry told reporters he couldn't talk. 
TMZ is reporting that Virgie Arthur and Larry will meet privately tomorrow to figure this out without the suits. They hope to hammer out an agreement that the courts will approve.
Virgie is most likely looking for some kind of joint custody with Larry.
They are really dragging this out. Wake me when they're done. 

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