Try Not To Look So Excited

June 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Looks like that little Spice Girls reunion is going to go down this Christmas. It was reported a few weeks ago that Posh, Baby, Scary, Sporty and Ginger Spice were recording a new single to be released in December. Sources tell People Magazine that the plan is to release a greatest hits album along with a few new tracks. They will then take their act on a Worldwide tour.
A source said, "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE. "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] have been in the studio writing new material and they want to do a worldwide tour." 
Have you seen these sluts live? I saw them back in the 90s and I think that's the reason for my severe mental problems. With the little girls screaming in my ear and their track blasted extra loud….it was too much. I mean they scripted in their banter to the audience. That being said, I'd probably be front row-center if this went down.
Here's Posh as Carmen SandiANO arriving back in Los Angeles yesterday. 

It’s JJ Again!

June 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears and family left Hawaii yesterday after a few days of fun in the sun. They were in Puerto Vallarta before that. Awww…..JJ looks so sweet and comfortable. Wait, is he dead? I guess the rumors about him having fetal alcohol syndrome aren't true. He looks normal to me!
In other Brit Brit news. Crazy-ass-Icelandic-bitch Bjork feels for Britney. Bjork knows how it feels to have the media after your ass. Remember when she went beserk on that journalist in the airport? That was hot.
Bjork said, "I definitely feel sympathy for Britney, but I had a choice. I could move away. She can't."
Yeah, she can! She can move out of Los Angeles and live on a farm in the middle of nowhere or something. She can also stop acting the fool in pubic and people will forget about her. She does have a choice! 

Who Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

June 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Take a moment from googling "Paris Hilton Ass Rape Jail" to vote for May's Hot Slut of the Month. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards. You can vote to the right! Here's your candidates:
Tinsley Mortimer – The "thinking man's" Paris Hilton
Walter Mercado – Latino Liberace and Astrologer to the stars 
Judge Mablean – Former bad ass of Divorce Court 
Holly Madison – Hugh Hefner's main bitch and a Stepford wife through and through 
Ross Mathews – The most famous intern on Earth, well next to LC from "The Hills"

The Chick From “Meet Joe Black” And The Dude From “Desperate Housewive” Got Hitched

June 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Claire Forlani married Dougray Scott married yesterday in a private ceremony in Italy. Claire's family is from Italy and that's why they got married there. She's currently a recurring chracter on CSI: New York and he's Teri Snatcher's love interest on "Desperate Housewives."
Private?! That don't look so private to me! Walking through the town in your wedding gown? Just joking. She's actually a very demure and elegant bride and I don't say that about many. Well, except Melania Trump. 
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