Whale Baby

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
17-year-old Keisha Castle-Hughes, star of "Whale Rider", gave birth to a baby girl in New Zealand. Felicity-Amore, was born Wednesday at 6:35 p.m. and weighed 7 lb., 6 oz. The baby daddy is 20-year-old Bradley Hull.
Keisha came to International fame when she was nominated for an Oscar in "Whale Rider." She has since been in Star Wars and The Nativity Story.
Say what you want about teenage mothers, but at least this ho can pay for her baby. It's a little uncomfortable, but whatever. Babies having babies! You know Dakota Fanning's going to get knocked up in the next few years. 
Source: People

Scott Storch’s New Lady

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
This woman is apparently Scott Storch's new lady and by "new lady" I mean "hired lady." Scott reportedly tried to woo Lindsay Lohan in the past by buying her expensive gifts, but it didn't work. Scott showed off his new purchase in Miami over the weekend.
That girl has a look on her face like "lord help me find the strength to hit this" and he has a look on his face like "My $3,000 got me this?!"
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Boy George Kidnapped a Hooker?!?

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
A hooker named Auden Carlsen claimed that he was called to Boy George's house in London to take "pictures." He claims that George and another dude kidnapped him and chained him to a wall! The dude denied he was working as an escort. He met George on the dating website Gaydar and agreed to pose for pictures for $800. HOOKER!
Auden said, “I was convinced I was going to die. George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.” He claims George took out of box of sex toys and told Auden he was going to get what was coming to him. Auden found a way to escape and called the police from a nearby phone. 
George was arrested, but posted bail. He will return in July to face charges.
SCANDAL! George is a nasty fuck! What do you expect? That's the dangers of meeting men online in the wee hours of the morning. Especially that crackhead George! That poor boy is probably going to have nightmares for the rest of his life!  I didn't even see George holding a dildo and I'm already having nightmares. And it's daytimes!!!!
I would've seized the moment and turned to say to George "Do you really want to hurt me?" 
Source: Daily Mail

Just Go Away!!!!

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears is currently courting several magazine offers to tell her story including the feud with her father and why she sacked her manager.  It was rumored that Britney was going to write a tell-all, but we know homegirl can't write. Instead she's looking for a high-profile magazine to spill the beans to. Allure and Vanity Fair are said to be in the running. A rep for all parties would not comment on the matter. 
Expect a tell-all sometime in November when Britney's album is expected to be released.
An album that soon?! She's going to ruin Christmas! I do want to read all the juicy details, but at the same time she's kind of the joke that isn't funny anymore. And what is she going to tell that we haven't already heard? That she's mentally retarded? That would actually make the most sense.
Source: Page Six

Replacing Rosie

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
It's not even been a week and several names have already been rumored as replacement for Rosie O'Donnell when she leaves "The View" in June. Inside sources say that Connie Chung, Kathie Lee Gifford, Whoopi Goldberg and Joan Rivers are all at the top of a "replacement list." At the very, very top of that list is Roseanne Barr.
An inside source at the show said that producers are looking for a strong personality like Rosie's and Roseanne fits the bill. Roseanne's rep said that she hasn't even been approached and it's just a rumor. Roseanne told Larry King recently about joining the talk show:
"I'm not looking for the job. Well, I want $10 million, like Rosie."
Elisabeth Hasselcrack will announce on the show this morning that she's knocked up and will be taking maternity leave in the Fall. She's 3-months pregnant.
I knew this would happen. The View got themselves an A-lister in Rosie O'Donnell and now they are going to try and recreate the magic with a total has-been. It's not going to work. They should pack up and call it a day!
Source: New York Post

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