Ashton Kutcher has "hot bones" but really doesn't know what to do with them. I know there's hotness somewhere in there, but he constantly is trying to fight it. Is this to make his wife, Demi Moore, look better? Because it's working. She looks like a bank teller kidnapped by the unibomber.
He even makes Donna Karan look somewhat decent and that's a hard thing to do. Here's Demi and Harry Henderson at a DK party last night in NYC.
ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds have been spotted "canoodling" again sparking rumors that things are getting serious. Yeah, right. ScarJo is just getting laid. I know how homegirl works. She is a true tramp to the core.
The two were first spotted in NYC last month. This time they brought their fun to L.A.
A source said, "In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other. He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her."
Pleeeasseee let their sex tape get leaked. I think this is the only tape I'd actually pay to see!
Has rapper Mase joined the Eddie Murphy club? A woman claims she was involved in a minor car accident with Mase in Atlanta yesterday at midnight. She said the incident went down on Spring Street and Mase cut in front of her, because he was trying to pick-up a tranny hooker.
The woman said, "The shims their running up to the car saying 'girl, girl we seen what happened we seen everything' it's like five or six of them because they working so they run up to the car saying 'girl are you ok he's been circling around here girl like four times already tryin to pick one of these queens up'."
The shims? Is that code for tranny mess or something? When are these dudes going to learn not go out looking for that mess. All you gotta do is on Craigslist or something…DAMN! And no this time I AM NOT speaking from experience.
I bet you Mase is one of those nasty tranny lovers that likes to get effed by them. Hot.
Since when is White Oprah Lindsay Lohan's manager! Lindsay must be hitting the lines hardcore to hire that mess as her manager! White Oprah spoke to UsWeekly about the pictures of her daughter allegedly snorting coke in a NYC bathroom. When asked about the pictures WO said:
“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are."
"She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”
“When she doesn’t work, she’s so bored. I’ve told her, ‘Please slow down. Stop!’ She’s growing up and learning to do that. … I’m her mother first: Everything could go away, and I couldn’t care less."
Notice that White Oprah never denies that it is her daughter in the tapes or that her daughter wasn't snorting coke. She never even mentions it only goes into bullshit about how she's young.
WO serioulsy need to be mother of the year. If my mom caught me snorting coke she'd make it so I could never snort coke again by removing my nose. She wouldn't do it, because she wouldn't want to get all bloody and shit, but she'd make sure it was done.
Not White Oprah, Lindsay Lohan could get caught in an orgy with animals while shooting up bleach and she would say, "Oh she's a young girl, just having fun!"