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Don't do the crime… again… and again…
Earlier today a media frenzy gathered at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood where Paris Hilton is due to become a resident for three weeks.
Ex inmate Susannah Johnson told SFGate, "The only advice I could give her [Paris] when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time." She also said that many inmates are mad at the skank because it's already overcrowded in there and they believe officials have made special arrangments for her arrival. Parasite is as good as dead. They'll be passing her ass around for a pack of Kools in no time.
Paris has been ordered to turn herself in by June 5th to begin serving her 23 day sentence.
I've always liked Melissa Joan Hart. The wonk never bothered me. In this picture it seems even less noticeable. I used to watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch on Friday night. Harvey… whatever happened to him? He was cute. He probably shacked up with Sabrina's aunt Zelda making MILF Hunter videos while Salem slowly dies of feline leukemia.
Here's some photos of her and Ant, Maria Conchita Alonso, Steve Guttenberg, Ross Matthews, Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber among others attending an Annual Families Matter Benefit held yesterday at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.