The Sun caught Nicole Richie chowing down on a big burger at Johnny Rockets in Los Angeles. Well, she could’ve just started to go for it and then siked everyone out and headed for her Diet Coke instead. You know I’m looking at this picture and wondering why I’m fascinated watching a girl eat a hamburger. Who cares? I mean it’s gross and she’s gonna yack it up anyway. Just joking! She doesn’t have an eating disorder. She loves to eat hamburgers day and night!
OMG!!!! This is the best. Some guy calls into Star Jones on the radio and starts talking to normal to her and blah blah and then out of nowhere he says “Star how fat are you and is your husband gay?” Why couldn’t that of been me? I’m jealous. She basically tells the dude how he’s ignorant and how he can’t get into the schools her husband has been to and can’t carry her briefcase. What does her briefcase have to do with it? Does she carry ham hocks up in there? Is that why it’s easy? And the only school Gay Al went to see the University of Taking it Up the Ass!
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A judge ordered Anna Nicole Smith to bring her crazy ass to California to submit her daughter, Danielynn Hope, to a DNA test. Larry Birkhead claims he is the correct baby daddy and wants a paternity test. Anna Nicole Smith has said that her crackhead lawyer, Howard K. Stern is the baby’s father.
Larry said, “Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father … and eventually hold her in my arms.”
It is unclear whether or not Anna is in the States. She was in San Francisco last week to try and collect from her dead husband’s estate, but she may have returned to the Bahamas. I’m sure Anna and Howard will somehow make this a public media event in order to get paid. She’s going to go to The Insider and show Danielynn getting tested and cry and cry and make slurred statements. I kind of wish Larry’s the father, so I can watch Anna lose it. I mean she would throw herself into the ocean and try and feed herself to the whales.
Please get that tired, beat, fug, nasty, wet, creamy, sausage style weave out of your head pronto!
Britney Spears and crew made it another special night out and she was holding what appeared to be like new music from her. I doubt it, stupid ass is too busy partying to make music. It’s probably the KFed CD. She jacks to it.
Maybe he’s a grower! Jake Gyllenhaal showed off his little (literally) friend while biking through California. He really should stuff when wearing spandex.
This kind of makes me sad. Kitson is a piece of trash store and what is Angelina Jolie doing there? Was she picking up TEAM ANISTON shirts? Most likely. They make perfect gag gifts for Christmas. Ugh, if she starts going to Hyde I’m over her!
It’s amazing what excellent lighting and some make-up can do. Actually, Kate Winslet is sort of a natural beauty. She looks extra special in Italian Vanity Fair.
I am here for my Pabst (smear) – Tiffany
Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield, The Sweet Valley Twins
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Mia Tyler (28)
Vanessa Paradis (34)
BernNadette Stanis (53)
Robin Gibb (57)
Diane Sawyer (61)
Hector Elizondo (70)