Don't fuck with the witches! While they are doing their "rain magic" can they also do some "sun magic" on NYC. The weather effin sucks right now!
Personally, I think there are bigger things to worry about than some chalk Homer on grass. Another thing…why is the grass so much greener on Homer's side?
"He scrabbled around in his pockets to find papers that could prove who he was. The policeman gave him a stern ticking-off, then issued him with the fine. It looked like he got a severe warning."
A severe warning?! He's been busted for driving on drugs and let go….what kind of severe warning could have gotten? "Pete, now we REALLY mean it this time. Don't ever ever do it again. Pinky swear on it!" That's as severe as it gets for Petey.
Pete's lawyer said that he wasn't in rehab, because he's not due to begin detox until next Monday. Petey probably wants to store as much heroin in his system like a bear does before going into Winter.
A TMZ photographer ate concrete last night by the hands of CSI star Gary Dourdan. The photographer caught Gary outside of a Hollywood club and Gary mistook the dude for somebody else. Gary told the dude to get the camera out of his face which he did eventually. Gary didn’t seem to like that anyway and proceeded to attack the dude while the other paps screamed at him to stop.
Gary then told the dude, “I know all the cops around here, they’re my friends.”
TMZ’s photographer filed a police report anyway. TMZ described their photographer getting “the crap beaten out of him” and although I didn’t see that in the video I did see Gary being a total douche.
Coke rage! Gary should be lucky that anybody wants to take his picture! He’s a hot piece, but damn he needs to check that attitude.