Everyone is commenting on how juicy Kim Kardashian's ass is from these pics taken yesterday. We know bitch has a booty that could launch some lethal farts. I'm more interested in her hot mom. The "posh bob" and "Olsen heels", I think I love her.
There's also a rumor that Kim had ass-plants put in. She should have an ass-battle with CoCo .
Alanis Morissette has a face like Mr. Ed's long-lost girlfriend, but who knew she had body. Is that what keeps the boys coming around? Alanis and her pal Matthew McConagay are seen here strolling the beach. Shocking, Mattey isn't wearing a shirt.
I doubt they are a couple. Alanis may have a hypnotic vagina (she did nab Ryan Reynolds after all), but it's not that hypnotic. Now if she had a hypnotic dick that would be a different story!
Sinead O'Connor is a hot ho, but she's looking like a lesbian faith healer nowadays. Wait, maybe she is a lesbian faith healer. She's hawking some new CD in NYC today.
This is Trevor and he's become the bitch of Mentos. Yes, the freshmaker. Mentos has come up with this nifty little website where you look for an open spot in Trevor's schedule and ask him to do anything you want.
Unfortunately, Trevor can't leave the office and won't do anything lewd. I tried. What's the fun in that?! Every request I have is lewd and raunchy. What's the point of requesting anything if it isn't.
Trevor also speaks to you by webcam during business hours live from the Mentos headquarters in Kentucky. Poor Trevor. I'm guessing he's an out of work actor that thought he'd at least be a guest star on Smallville by now.
Go visit Trevor and tell him to do something lewd. Maybe if we bombard the system, he'll finally do something sexy. (Thanks D)
UPDATE – You sluts are crazy! Trevor has declared his love for Dlisted and now Dlisted has declared love for Trevor. Oh Trevor, please forgive me for all those awful things I said. I know you will never forgive me, but I will spend the rest of my life trying to win your forgiveness. When you forgive me, we can get married under a beautiful moonlit sky. Yeah, it doesn't take much to win me over!
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Madonna, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson and Shakira all partied together at Butter in NYC last night. Oh to be a fly on the wall.
Madonna probably talked about Africa and herself, Penelope and Shakira probably made out, Janet Jackson probably didn't talk, Ashton probably spent his time gabbing on his celly to Rumer Willis and Demi Moore sat there looking hot.