Alive And Well In Long Island

August 5, 2007 / Posted by:
First of all, that picture above is of Ali Lohan and her Long Island girlfriends driving around her neighborhood in a golf cart yesterday in Long Island. Fortunately, she wasn't busted on DUI. YET! Give her time, she's young.
The New York Posts reports that Lindsay Lohan went back home to Long Island late Friday night with Ali. She has been laying low ever since her bust and reports that she checked herself back into rehab are false. Sources spotted her out with Ali at Koi the other night. Where were the paps?!
Lindsay is staying at White Oprah's house in Merrick and of course WO took some time out to issue a statement. A brief one though. "She's doing well" is all that woman said. She must be busy brokering other interviews.
Michael Lohan issued his own statement, but it was just the same shit he's been spewing. How she needs to get rid of her L.A. friends and how he's glad she's in New York, blah blah blah. Yeah, so he can go pick up some cash.
Lindsay is due in a Los Angeles courtroom on August 24th.
Party in the L.I.!
Those girls with Ali are just soooooo Long Island!!! Not that it's a bad thing necessarily. I just can smell the Aquanet from here.
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Back In Your Arms Again

August 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Are these little souffle heads back together? According to Page Six Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon are trying to work out their "whatever they have" even though they broke up ages ago. The pair split last October.
A source said, "They met for lunch this week at the Votre Sante health-food restaurant, a regular Brentwood haunt for Reese on San Vicente. And they're going on runs together around the Brentwood Country Club. Both are regular, dedicated runners. Running is a very healing, meditative thing, so maybe it will work its magic on them."
"Reese and Ryan are trying to work it out. They are still close."
Ryan's rep said it wasn't true.
Reese has also been seen in the company of Jake Gylleenhaal recently, but I'm telling you that's just two girls having fun. Just a little gab over a frap.
Ryan and Reese belong together. Both have the personality of a beet and not even a bright, beautiful purple beet, but those fugly yellow ones.

Blah Blah Blah Married Blah Blah Blah

August 5, 2007 / Posted by:
After cancelling their wedding in the Hamptons last week, Usher and Tameka Foster made it happen this weekend in Atlanta. The two went ultra-romantic by getting married in his lawyer's office. How beautiful. I hope they at least draped some pink chiffon around the fluorescent lights.
Unfortunately, they lost all the dough they dropped into their Hamptons wedding. A source said the invitations alone cost $10,000 clams.
No word on if Usher's mommy attended the wedding. Bitch was probably back at Usher's house stealing the fine china and electronics. Can't say I blame the woman. GET THAT MONEY Usher's mom!!! Ahaha!
I give this little marriage 1-year TOPS! 
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Birthday Sluts

August 5, 2007 / Posted by:

Loni Anderson (62)
Johnathan Silverman (41)
Tawny Kitaen (46)
Pat Smear (42)
Faith Prince (50)
Maureen McCormick (51)
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