Bai Ling showed up to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night promoting her new book, NIPPLES using band-aids. That is going to be one long ass book, because her nipples are seriously long as hell. They go on for miles. Her nipples are like the Great Wall of China.
And seriously if you're going to draw attention to your legs you might as well clean that shit up a bit. Pumice that crap. Shit looks bumpy.
Hilary RUFF and her piece, Mike Comrie, celebrated her 20th BARFDAY yesterday by buying shoes at Jeffrey's in NYC. Hilary recently said that her hockey star boyfriend also bought her a new $100,000 Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV. Hey, she needs a vehicle big enough to transport her horse of a sister, Haylie.
Mike Comrie sort of looks like a cross between Matthew Perry, Rumer Willis and Jay Leno. How do these two make out with his chin and her mouth?