Spot The Dumpster!

June 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I just have a few questions with this little scene going on before us. Bobby Trendy goes through a dumpster and finds some pink panties. Now, that's not the queer part. The queer part is why do the paps give a fuck?! I mean he's effin Bobby Trendy! I think the nasty wart growing on my toe is a more interesting subject.
 
That being said, who the hell touches things in dumpsters?! Cum dumpster! 
 
 
 
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Bradley Doesn’t Like Googly Eyes?

June 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Brad Pitt apparently doesn't like Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, flapping his lady gums about their business. James has talked to several newspapers on Angie's weight and how she's dealing with her mother's death.
 
A source close to Brad said, “Brad knows how close Angie and James are. But as hard as he tries to keep his life with Angie out of the public eye, James talks about them, and it’s gotten Brad hot under the collar. Brad feels it’s inappropriate for James to have blabbed to a European magazine, giving details about his relationship with Angelina."
 
Brad should beat his ass, but I have a feeling James would like that. Damn! Imagine James getting it up the arse! Those googly eyes would bust along with his nut!
 
 
 
 
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Birthday Sluts

June 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Anderson Cooper (40)
James Purefoy (43)
Melissa Mathison (57)
Suzie Quatro (57)
John Dykstra (60)
Colleen Dewhurst (81)
Tony Curtis (82)

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If You Can’t Do The Time…

June 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Don't do the crime… again… and again… 

Earlier today a media frenzy gathered at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood where Paris Hilton is due to become a resident for three weeks.

Ex inmate Susannah Johnson told SFGate, "The only advice I could give her [Paris] when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time." She also said that many inmates are mad at the skank because it's already overcrowded in there and they believe officials have made special arrangments for her arrival. Parasite is as good as dead. They'll be passing her ass around for a pack of Kools in no time.

Paris has been ordered to turn herself in by June 5th to begin serving her 23 day sentence.

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Sabrina The Middle Aged Bitch

June 2, 2007 / Posted by:

I've always liked Melissa Joan Hart. The wonk never bothered me. In this picture it seems even less noticeable. I used to watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch on Friday night. Harvey… whatever happened to him? He was cute. He probably shacked up with Sabrina's aunt Zelda making MILF Hunter videos while Salem slowly dies of feline leukemia.

Here's some photos of her and Ant, Maria Conchita Alonso, Steve Guttenberg, Ross Matthews, Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber among others attending an Annual Families Matter Benefit  held yesterday at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

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