44-year-old Brad Pitt told Details Magazine that getting old basically sucks.
"One thing sucks, your face kind of goes. Your body's not quite working the same. But you earned it. You earned that, things falling apart."
As long as the dick works who really cares? And honestly it wasn't getting old that aged Brad. It was getting with Angelina! She sucked the hot out of him!
"I carried the standard cynicism. But it was also feeling like, I can't sit on my couch anymore, I'm going crazy. This thing I'm doing with my life, it's very nice. But it's not doing it for me. "(Trying to help the world is) something that brought Angie and I together certainly – she's absolute evidence for me of someone facilitating changes for the better."
He also said that he plans to have even more kids with Angelina Jolie.
And in case you give an eff, he doesn't care for Paris Hilton. Ok, I think I'm back to loving him. "This Paris Hilton quest for fame … she's blissfully obvious. We hadn't seen television for … like a month. I'm probably exaggerating. And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again."
Finally, he only had nice things to say about Jennifer Aniston.
"Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn't erased in any way. I don't know how better to have handled it.
"My view was, this is no one's business in the end – at least in matters of the heart. So you need to protect all involved as much as possible."
Jen is probably jacking off to that quote right now!