Eddie Murphy is currently the frontrunner to win an Oscar for his role in “Dreamgirls.” However, some think that his new movie “Norbit” is hurting his chances. Voting is currently underway and some experts think that timing on release of the movie is way off. One Oscar consultant said, “I think his performance in ‘Dreamgirls’ is so fabulous” and deserves to win the Academy Award. But, he added, Murphy’s latest comedy offering “doesn’t help.”
The movie is also under fire for portraying racial stereotypes. Eddie plays characters from a fat, black, uneducated woman to a stereotypical Asian man. Activists think it’s extremely in poor taste especially since it’s Black History Month.
I don’t care what people say. Norbit is a piece of cinematic genius. Not since “Little Man” has a movie like this come along. I’m joking. I totally understand why Eddie did it. He’s trying to pull another Nutty Professfor, but it isn’t working. What I don’t understand is why the hell Thandie Newton is in this? Isn’t she like a serious Thespian? Does she need the dough that bad?
Posh Beckham is back from Nice, France after a quick holiday with her husband. She looks so rested, because I know how much of a stressful life she leads. She really needs to take it easy. She spent last night dining at Nobu in London. By dining I mean she probably had a glass of champagne with a nibble of lemon.
Does she seriously base her entire image on looking like a modern day Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Bitch always looks like she’s about to walk into a major corporation to announce her takeover!
Britney Spears is like a terrible trainwreck where people’s heads are on the floor and everything is covered in blood. I mean it disgusts me, but I can’t tear myself away. Britney has said in the past that she wants to change her image, but doesn’t look like she’s serious. After confirming that she’s no longer Isaac Cohen’s main squeeze, she spent her Tuesday night in NYC partying like only Britney cab.
Brit was due to attend the Heatherette show that night, but backed out because she’s scared of the press. She went to Marquee instead where she danced with her girlfriends and told everyone to “keep booze away from her.” Witnesses didn’t buy her act.
One said, “She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom. Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night. And she didn’t leave any money for the bathroom attendant.”
She arrived at Tenjune at 2:30am and again told everyone to keep alcohol away from her, yet she was seen drinking screwdrivers while dancing on tables.
She kept away from the boys until a model-type started to chat her up. She was seen making out with him later in the night. She ended her booze-filled, boy-filled night at her favorite restaurant, McDonald’s.
Screwdrivers? She wasn’t boozing in the bathroom! She had a date with Mr. Snow! Brit is becoming the new Lindsay Lohan, except fatter and with more chins. She probably ordered the filet o’fish at MickeyD’s. She’s that sick!
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It’s the Olsens! Yes, we know they’re creepy. Yes, we know that by looking at their pictures we are probably losing a tiny bit of our souls. Yes, we know that some polyester creature died so that Ashely could have something super fug to wear. Yes, we know that MK gave herself a wonk eye. Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway, here’s these two at the Jenni Kayne fashion show in NYC today.
Does Melania Trump think she’s effin Anna Kareninina? Just cause you’re some kind of Russian doesn’t mean you’re damn AK and doesn’t mean that you can wear a fur hat. That being said, she looks perfect. All she’s missing is a dirty martini and a bottle of downers.
Here’s Mel and the Trump with Fergie (not Ferg) at Michael Kors today.
Take a moment from puking over all of Britney’s pics today and vote for January’s Hot Slut of the Month. I’ve a little political goodness in Nancy Pelosi, the only reasonable Trump in Ivanka Trump, TV Queen Shelley Long, reality show victim Shilpa Shetty and one of the smartest people in the world Audrina Partridge. Vote away!
Britney Spears has crossed the line looking like a used tampon out in NYC yesterday. I mean….this has gone far enough. What is wrong with her? I’m being serious here when I say she might have a case of adult retardation. There’s such a thing, right? She has it. I think weed, KFed’s baby batter and red bull has done effed up her brains. Somebody get this heffer help!