Meth Teeth

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we? I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble. Anyway!  The truth hurts and it had to be said. She could easily have that gap filled in with like a chiclet or one of those wedding mints or something. Bitch has no shame.
Here's Amy and her equally raunch boyfriend in NYC last night.  
Top Pic: Daily Mail – Bottom Pics: SplashNewsOnline

Akon is Sorry

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Akon has apologized for getting nasty with a 14-year-old girl onstage in Trinidad last month. The girl turned out to be the daughter of a preacher! Verizon has already pulled themselves as sponsors of Gwen Stefani’s tour, because Akon is her opening act.

He said in a statement today, “It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.”

Ok, in his defense I’m sure he didn’t know she was underage and look what this ho was wearing at the age of 14! It’s her preacher daddy’s fault. That being said, he still shouldn’t have thrown her ass around like she was a rag doll! That shit ain’t sexy.

Source: NME


She Didn’t Write That

May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Parasite Hilton has issued a statement through her new attorney, Richard Hutton. Here's what that piece of trash said:
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

She probably didn't even read that statement! Like she said in court "I don't read things, I just sign them." That's exactly what I think she did here. Dumb ho! Why did she say on camera that she was treated unfairly and it was an unusual punishment if she's ready to face it and why is she trying to get out of it? Bitch just needs to shut up and douche that ass, so it's nice and ready for jail! 
Source: TMZ – Images: SplashNewsOnline

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