Mister Sister

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
The Wachowski Brothers are the directing duo behind such films as The Matrix Trilogy, the upcoming Speed Racer and my personal favorite Bound. The brothers are no more after one of them, Larry Wachowski, has had a sex change. Larry is now known as Lana Wachowski from here on out.
Lana is expected to speak to Dateline NBC about her change after Speed Racer hits theater in May. Cinematical reports that Lana's brother, Andy Wachowski, will do all the press for the film, because sources say they are afraid the whole "sex change" thing could hurt their family friendly movie.  
Lana was married to a woman for almost 10 years. Lana left her for a dominatrix in 2002 and became her "slave" full-time.  
Above is Lana and Andy at a recent event. Yes, that's Lana after the change!
Tranny slave? Lana is into some kinky shit. Hey, I say if you don't want the peen you got to cut it off. Peen isn't for everyone. If I had the surgery I'd ask to keep the dick, so I could fuck myself with it. I know, I need more therapy.
Thanks MikeC

What The…..

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
I wouldn't even call this airbrushing. This is straight-up CUT and PASTE. They took America Ferrera's head and put it on some skinny bitch's body. They were probably just like "eff it, just cut the skank's head off."
Where are her breasts, ass and arm waddle?  
On the left is America's head and some model's body on the cover of Glamour and on the right is America a couple of weeks ago.  
Source: ONTD

Has Tyra Ever Looked Like This?

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
E.T. phone HO! Here's Tyra Banks  in a new promo shot for America's Next Top Model Cycle 85 or whatever they are on. First of all, Tyra hasn't look like that  in…EVER? Second of all, I don't know how the hell they got that helmet over that massive ten-head. They probably had to use a giant crane, a stealth bomber and some silly putty to get that shit on. I bet you there's like 50 guys behind her holding it down. 
Source: C+D

They Are Effin Her Up!

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
First the costume bitches of "Cashmere Mafia" put Lucy Liu in some sort of Caddyshack slut outfit and now this?! Honestly, they truly got this from the "Dynasty" closet. They so did! You know Alexis wore this same exactly ensemble from head to toe.  
Here's Lucy, a dog and Tom Everett Scott on the NYC set yesterday. Tom is so damn dreamy. 

A Little Closer

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Kanye West and 50 Cent are on the cover of the newest Rolling Stone . Both dudes have albums coming out on September 11th, so it's sort of a showdown.
Yeah, who cares about that. You know 50 wants to get on his knees. I'm just saying! I mean 50 does have the titties for mammary intercourse!

Afternoon Crumbs

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Call the 911!!! I think I had a heart attack from these CoCo pics – Hollywood Rag
Keeley Hazell is such a slut – Hollywood Tuna
Fishsticks isn't happily married – IDLYITW 
Marc Jacobs slums it by hiring Lauren Conrad Popsugar 
The mystery of Pamela Anderson in a bikini – Egotastic! 
Brad & Maddox are Yankee fans – Just Jared 
Mary-Kate Olsen goes wild – A Socialite's Life 
A guide to Kat Von D's tattoos – Cityrag 
Pamela Anderson licks some dude (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
Sir Paul McCartney is miserable – Holy Moly!

Falling Faces

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
44-year-old Brad Pitt told Details Magazine that getting old basically sucks.
"One thing sucks, your face kind of goes. Your body's not quite working the same. But you earned it. You earned that, things falling apart."
As long as the dick works who really cares? And honestly it wasn't getting old that aged Brad. It was getting with Angelina! She sucked the hot out of him! 
"I carried the standard cynicism. But it was also feeling like, I can't sit on my couch anymore, I'm going crazy. This thing I'm doing with my life, it's very nice. But it's not doing it for me. "(Trying to help the world is) something that brought Angie and I together certainly – she's absolute evidence for me of someone facilitating changes for the better." 
He also said that he plans to have even more kids with Angelina Jolie.
And in case you give an eff, he doesn't care for Paris Hilton. Ok, I think I'm back to loving him.  "This Paris Hilton quest for fame … she's blissfully obvious.  We hadn't seen television for … like a month. I'm probably exaggerating. And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again."
Finally, he only had nice things to say about Jennifer Aniston

"Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn't erased in any way. I don't know how better to have handled it.

"My view was, this is no one's business in the end – at least in matters of the heart. So you need to protect all involved as much as possible."

Jen is probably jacking off to that quote right now!  





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