Birthday Sluts

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven (42)
Tamyra Gray (28)
Kate Beckinsale (34)
Sandra Bullock (43)
Kevin Spacey (48)
Dorothy Hamill (51)
Helen Mirren (62)
Mick Jagger (64)


Beyonce Better Watch Herself

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Here comes Flavor of Love's Deelishis and Schatar!!!!
Deelishis has a new video out for her song "Rumpshaker." Yeah, a song about her juicy booty. Real original Deelishis. Click here to see it, but I'll break it down for you. It's just another video with some chicks covered in oil, shaking their asses. Come on now Deelishis! At least give us something different. Cover yourself in nacho cheese instead. Something……damn!
Deelishis better watch her ass (well it's not hard) because Hottie is coming for her. Hottie told AOL Black Voices that she has a song on the Top 40. 
She said, "I am currently in the studio and I'm working with one of the former members of Earth, Wind & Fire. I have a single out now and it's called 'It's Money Banks,' and it broke the Top 40 on its debut. The member of Earth, Wind & Fire is Michael Beal, and it's produced by Man Man the Beatmaker."
Top 40 what?! Top 40 on Hottie's own personal iTunes? Yeah, that makes sense.
I searched for the year's biggest hit and I couldn't find it anywhere!

Stay Away From Oscar

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Oscar the Cat is a resident pussy at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island. Staff members at the nursing home claim that Oscar can predict when a patient is going to pass away by curling up next to them in their final hours. Oscar has done this 25 times.
Dr. Dosa of the nursing home said, "He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die. Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one."
When Oscar starts getting cozy next to a patient, the staff rings up their family and lets them know it's time.
That's one deadly pussy!
Thanks Chic 

Lip-Syncing Extravaganza!

July 25, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo confirmed yesterday she will go on her first ever concert tour with Skeletor. The tour will launch this fall in Atlantic City, NJ and travel through North America and Puerto Rico.
This is going to be a lip-syncing mess! At least I hope it is. Have you ever heard JLo sing live?!  It's like hearing those dogs that have had their vocal chords remove try to bark. If you haven't heard that sound before, be grateful.
Speaking of dogs, Skeletor is looking like a chihuahua more and more each day. I'm not talking about those cute, furry ones either (Yes there is such thing as cute chihuahuas so such your asses!) I'm talking about those beat down ones that smoke crack.  

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