April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Ellen Degeneres hurt her back over the weekend. She was probably giving it good to Portia. Anyway, instead of cancelling her show this week they've decided to bring Ellen's bed to the set where she will interview Ryan Gaycrest, Lindsay Lohan and other guests. Weird.
Ellen will say how she wrecked her back on the air. Strap-ons cause pain in more ways than one.
Source: TMZ

Drunk & Hot

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
First of all, Lenny Kravitz and his daughter are so damn beautiful. I just want to shrink them and place them in my panty drawer forever and ever. They'd probably die from the fumes, but still.
They attended Penny Cruz's birthday party this past weekend. She's a drunk mess! She's probably cursing in Spanish. The paps should've caught her off guard and told her that Salma Hayke's sucking new twat. She probably would've lost it. 

Kurt Cobain Garage Sale!!!!

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Courtney Love will auction off most of her dead husband's belongings it has been reported. In an interview with AOL Courtney said that her house has turned into a Kurt Cobain mausoleum and that she's had chats with Christie's about a possible auction. 
Courtney said her daughter, Frances Bean, no longer wants some of his items. She said she would keep one of his guitars, sweaters and the sheet where he wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit."
She said the money would go to charity.
Yeah, the charity being the Courtney Love foundation! I'm surprised she's just getting around to selling his stuff.  I'm sure in the past she traded some of his stuff for a few 8 balls.

Bruce Still Loves Demi

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Bruce Willis tells Vanity Fair that he still loves Demi Moore. They are so close in fact that they go on vacations together along with Demi's eldest son, Ashton Kutcher. How picture perfect.
He said, "It's hard for people to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together – we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I'm thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy. I love Demi, and I know she loves me."
In Hollywood talk that means they have threesomes.
Bruce is waaaay hotter than Ashton.
Source: People

Peter Andre is NOT Dead

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
The internet rumors that Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre, kicked the bucket are not true. Peter is in the hospital with menangitis and is in stable condition. The Sun spoke with a hospital rep who said that he's not dead.
They said he is alive and recovering. Pete's family has flown in from Cyprus to be with him. Jordan has visited, but has been told to stay away because she's pregnant with their child and Pete could be contagious.

Afternoon Crumbs

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Hey Angie! Sign my balls – Hollywood Rag 
More of Posh's mutant nips – Egotastic! 
A week full of buttsCityrag 
Nicole and Joel are so in love – Just Jared 
Britney decides to wear panties – Hollywood Tuna 
Jessica Sierra is bad and FAT – IDLYITW 
Paris Hilton enters the Bullrun 2007 – ASL 
Ryan Phillipe does it for the kids – Popsugar 
More photographic proof that Coachella has gone to the dogs – Mollygood 
Heidi Klum eats McDonald's – The Bastardly 
Flying lesbianDrunken Stepfather 

Guyliner? Doucheliner is More Like It

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:

Have you ever wondered how Pete Wentz gets that “totally cool hot radical” rock look? Well, this little video will guide you step-by-step on the perfect way to applyingguyliner as Petey calls it. My favorite trick is when Pete suggest you sleep in your guyliner to achieve that really dirty look.

I’m not a psychic, but I’m going to take a guess that Pete will soon be blind.

That being said, I’d let him guyline my asslips.

VIA Towleroad

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