KFed Calls Promises To The Stand

August 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Add the Promises rehab facility as the next bitch to be called by KFed in his custody battle against Britney Spears. KFed's attorney confirmed to Access Hollywood that an administrative executive was served. Brit served a month at Promises earlier this year.
The News of the World reports that KFed and his team have tracked down a brunette dancer that he claims Brit went lesbo with back in 2004 during her Hotel Onyx Tour. Sources claim that Brit met the woman at gay club Pan in Copenhagen and invited her back to her hotel with KFed.
A source said, "Britney was all over the brunette in the cab. They went upstairs together at the hotel." 
KFed believes this woman can help his case. 
So…Brit went lesbo one night? That hardly makes her an awful mother. Actually, that makes her quite interesting.  
KFed is calling everyone and their damn mother. He seriously should call all of us to the stand. We've witnesses this trainwreck from the beginning and we can provide key testimony! I'm not even joking.  

New York Being New York

August 19, 2007 / Posted by:
A waitress at club Home in NYC said reality TV's favorite faux tranny, New York, was extremely racist to her. The waitress who is white told Page Six , "I went to her table and told her I think she's so cute and funny. Then I went to shake her hand and she looked me up and down, laughed at me and said she had a cold. But immediately after, she shook the hand of another waitress, who is black."
The waitress also said that New York refused to be served by them, because she said that someone always tries to drug her drinks when she's not looking. New York would send her bodyguard to get her drinks. The waitress said, . "She acted like a rude, nasty pig all night."
Rude, nasty pig? Yeah, add "tranny" to that description and that's pretty much New York! I'm actually surprised bitch has a bodyguard. I bet he's just one of her friends and doesn't get paid shit!
We will get to see New York being a rude pig again when "I Love New York 2" premieres this Fall. Yeah…I know. 
Image VIA VH1 Blog

Birthday Sluts

August 19, 2007 / Posted by:

John Stamos (44)
Lil’ Romeo (18)
Erika Christensen (25)
Fat Joe (37)
Matthew Perry (38)
LeAnn Womack (41)
Kevin Dillon (42)
Kyra Sedgwick (42)
Adam Arkin (51)
Peter Gallagher (52)
Tipper Gore (59)
Bill Clinton (61)


What’s That Justin?!

August 18, 2007 / Posted by:
You look like you just saw Britney Spears without her busted hair extensions?! HAHAHA!
Can you say "38-year-old mom starting a new life as a lesbian?!" Personally, I'm not loving it and I'm surprised her hair isn't fried to the scalp!
Above is Justin outside his NYC restaurant last night.
Image: Splash

The Royal Family Goes Boating

August 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Is the world ending?! This is the second time in just a week that Brangelina's clan have been seen together. They all went boating today in Chicago, but didn't last long due to the rain and all that crap.
Maddox seems to be loving the cameras. He's gotten the bite and it's not letting go. I can't wait until he gets older, because you know he's going to sing like a bird. He's a star.
I'm also kind of sad Angelina didn't put her miracle skills to the test by walking on water.

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