I almost titled this "British Sluts Can't Dress" but Caprice isn't British. She was raised in California or something and like moved to London to "model." She speaks with one of those phoney British accents and she was on The Surreal Life. She showed up looking like an elegant lady to the Cannes premiere of "Death Proof" last night. Ironically, her tits are death proof too. I don't know what that means, but just go with it.
When I was a teenager I had a severe crush on Andy Garcia. Yes, he was an old man then too but I had major daddy issues. Anyway, enough about me I think I'd still tap that. Here he is with the Don Cheadle in Cannes. He jumps like a little girl.
Who needs pants anyway? – Just Jared
Kurt Cobain and other dead rockers in a new campaign for Doc Marten – Drunken Stepfather
Ozzy Osbourne's crazy LSD memories – Hollywood Rag
Kelly Ripa rides the bull - IDLYITW
Mischa Barton lights up – Cityrag
That cop just wanted to get a better look at Jessica Alba - Hollywood Tuna
John Mayer should stick to his day job - Popsugar
Jakey G napping on a train – Towleroad
A creepy "Got Milk" ad – Popbytes
More of Sharon Stone in a fugly bikini – Egotastic!
Eve claims she wasn't driving drunk – ASL
Executive Producer Michael King will direct the "Sex and the City" feature film. Michael wrote, produced and directed several episodes of the HBO series. There has been a lot of rumors about the future of the project, but with a director hired it's getting one step closer to becoming reality.
Shooting is expected to begin as early as this Fall. Mario Cantone who was a series regular said nobody is signed on to the film yet.
He said, "They called me about my availability, but nothing’s negotiated. Hopefully if all the negotiations go well, it will happen in the fall."
Kim Cattrall was said to be hesitant about doing a movie, but since her career is in the toilet now I'm sure she wants that paycheck. Aren't these broads too old for this crap! Does it take place a damn retirement home?
Sex and the Geritol!
Source: Coming Soon
Sharon Stone actually looks amazing in the body for being almost 50. She's pretty hot in the front, but ack! I never liked looking at cottage cheese. I prefer mine with canned peaches. Sharon showed off hers without peaches while lounging on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes.
Source: Daily Mail