Morning Wood

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Elton John is a hissy prissy Queen – SOW 
Zach Braff continues to make gross love with Drew Barrymore - Mollygood 
Mandy Moore in Blender Magazine – ICYDK
Top Ten most annoying songs of all-time – INO 
Who loves Mr. Magoo?Popbytes 
Kelly Osbourne moves to Brooklyn in the name of love – Holy Moly!

Eva Green Wears Gorgeous Clothes

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Eva Green is like the French Bai Ling. This bitch is so hot. I mean I think she's wearing the container my Chinese takeout came in last night. Love this crazy ho. Here she is at Dior's Haute Couture show yesterday.  
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The Fluffer

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
This story made me laugh for some reason. Heidi Fleiss is opening up a laundromat! The 24-hour coin-operated facility will be located in Pahrump, NV and have 13 washers and 14 dryers. The joint is called "Dirty Laundry."
Heidi still plans to open her all-male bordello in Nevada. The joint will be 20 miles north of her laundromat and service women for $250 an hour.
Heidi Fleiss the businesswoman! Donald Trump better watch his ass. Heidi is climbing up the Forbes 100 list.

Lipo Leg

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Ick. Jessica Simpson's thigh and leg is all mishapen and shit. Did homegirl just have lipo? It looks like it. It might be the angle, but I bet she had a boatload of turkey fat taken out. I mean her family does love their plastic surgery.
Here's Jessica coming back from the gym. Why bother! You're gonna get it sucked out anyway.  

Blame It On Ambien

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:

John Stamos has blamed Ambien for his behavior on a couple of Australian talk shows recently. John told Us Weekly that he barely slept before the interview and only got 2 hours of sleep.

He said, “I took Ambien at 5 a.m. and got up at 7 a.m. I was OK and did a few radio interviews. Then I had a break at 10 a.m. I dozed off and couldn’t wake up. Security banged on the door, shook me and woke me up. They threw a jacket on me and put me in front of the camera. I did three or four interviews after that, and no one said a word. It was a weird very out of character hour of my life.”

John said it had nothing to do with booze and he’s only had about 10 drinks in the past year. He also said that he got plenty of shit from his family and friends.

John was sent home from Australia after a few loopy interview including the one above.

He took Ambien for 2 hours of sleep? I think my dog even knows you need at least 8 hours. Genius John! He’s still hot at least.

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