Sharon’s Big O

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Sharon Stone must really love the Ivy. She’s been there a few times in the past weeks. I think she likes the attention more than anything. I forgive her and she’s still a hot mess.

That’s totally what Nicole Richie is going to look like sans the tits in like 2 years.


Madge Gets Nipped and Tucked

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Madonna confessed to Nip/Tuck creator, Ryan Murphy, that she is a huge fan of the show and she’s agreed to guest star. Ryan is currently writing a role for her and she desperately wants to star opposite her pal, Rosie O’Donnell, who has already guest starred on the show.

Ryan said, “I’m going to write something for Madonna, who is a fan of the show and I would love for her to do something with Rosie.”

Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are other big names that are in talks to guest star on the show when the action moves from Miami to Los Angeles next season.

In other Madonna news, one of her former nannies is shopping around a tell-all. Melissa Dumas worked for Madge during 2005 and details all her specific rules. Some of the hag one’s rules include absolutely no noise while she’s sleeping including running shower water, no newspapers, magazines or TV at all. That’s it? Please, that’s nothing and sounds like a bore.

I don’t like hos to shower while I”m sleeping either, that makes me have to pee and I’m way past pissing in the bed. Ok….almost past it. I swear.

- Madge’s wax figures looks about 20. I don’t think bitch has ever looked like that young! Even when she was a damn fetus!

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Birthday Sluts

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Cristian de la Fuente (33)
Olivia Wilde (23)
Carrie Underwood (24)
Page Brewester (38)
Jasmine Guy (43)
Prince Edward (43)
Neneh Cherry (44)
Sharon Stone (49)
Osama bin Laden (50)
Shannon Tweed (50)
Paul Haggis (54)
Chuck Norris (67)


I Never Put In My Two Cents

March 9, 2007 / Posted by:

While Dlisted was at Promises in Malibu cutting itself with Britney Spears, there were rumors that Gisele Buttchin is knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby. Tom already is expecting a brat with Bridget Moynahan even though the two are splitsville.

Glamurama reports that she’s knocked up. The two were seen all over Paris recently. They have been dating since Christmas.

Please, Tom probably made-up this story so it looks like he has super sperm. That being said he can really put his manpower to the test and try and get me knocked up. It won’t take long since I probably have ovaries.

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Beginning of Night and End of Night

March 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller started out last night looking lovely at a Calvin Klein fragrance party in NYC. She actually looked like she doesn’t smell like what comes out of my dog’s anal sacs. However, by the end of the night she looked used while watching her boyfriend’s band play. Used in a hot way. I’m beginning to like this drunk slut. Endearing. Lovely.

Furthermore, why do chicks want to get with Jamie Burke? He bags Lohan, Kate Moss and now Sienna. Is his dick an Oscar statue or something?


She Uses That Sling For Other Things

March 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Today’s “The View” was all about depression since Rosie O’Donnell claims she has it. Who doesn’t? Anyway, she showed us how she battles it. She hangs her fat ass for 30-minutes in some kind of S&M sling. You know her partner Kelly puts her face all up in there and goes to town. She gets out a fork and shit. Ick.

Bravo to ABC for getting those steels beams fitted with kryptonite before letting Rosie hang or else that entire building would be a pile of rubble now.

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Cartoon Effing!

March 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Disney is pissed off after hot comics featuring Keira Knightley in her Pirates of the Caribbean hit the internet. Sinful Comics depicts Keira getting nailed by Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and that weird octopus man. Disney is considering taking the publishers to court.

I’m surprised Disney just doesn’t put a hit out of them. They are like the mafia. Personally, I don’t get off on cartoon loving…but they made Keira look way hotter than she really is. We know Orlando isn’t sporting that big of a wood. He has an “innie” and I’m not talking about his belly button. I don’t know what that means, but just pretend it’s witty.

Click here to see the NSFW cartoons! Don’t try and unload cartoon cream, it’s a bitch to clean up!


Afternoon Crumbs

March 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling’s baby is going to be hotter than I thought – Cityrag

Is Portia relapsing? – Popbytes

Marky Mark can shoot me anytime…wait that wasn’t smart – Hollywood Rag

Eddie Furlong is a hot piece of bacon – Mollygood

We know she’s pregnant, but Salma Hayek can at least comb the mop – Popsugar

Lindsay Lohan somehow makes her short legs look long – Egotastic!

Spanish Springer - College Humor

Hilary Swank actually looks hot here – Just Jared

James Brown is STILL not buried – ASL

Penny Cruz is boarding the mothership – IDLYITW

Xtina is still Hollywood’s hottest fake blonde – Hollywood Tuna


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