Bijou Phillips Hates Czechs

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Piece of trash, Bijou Phillips, filmed Hostel 2 in the Czech Republic and apparently didn't fall in love with the people.
She boldly said, "The people in the Czech Republic are fucking assholes. Every person from every country that has gone to the Czech Republic thinks the people there are assholes."
Whoah. She's talked to every person from every country? Busy, busy…Phillips…
Methinks this didn't stop the bitch from letting the dudes of the Czech Republic from running a train on her ass.
Source: Starpulse

Blake Lives Another Day!

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Not surprisingly, LaKiki was voted out of "American Idol" after she found herself in the bottom with Blake. Even though Blake sucked balls he wasn't voted out. That leaves Melinda DoLots and Jordin joining Blake in the Final 3 which means this crap is almost over! 
Last night, Ryan Gaycrest also announced a new spin-off show called "The Great American Band Search." It's basically like Idol, but for bands. Great!! I'm guessing this is going to make the Eurovision Song competition look like a night at the Grammys.
I'm still saying Blake's stupid beat-boxing ass is going to take this.
Don't worry about LaKiki. She'll probably play Effie White in every single production of Dreamgirls from Topeka to Thailand.

Model What?!?

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Crisilla Crossland is one of Britney Spears' new dancers and she says she's seen Britney's buzz cut and claims "it looks great." Paid to say it!
She also took it a step further by lying saying, "She looks so good she should model!"
Model what?! Wal-Mart?! 7-Eleven?! Exxon?!
Crisilla also said that Brit jokingly asked them to cut their hair. They all laughed, but nobody took her up on the offer.
If it looks "so great" why doesn't she show the world. I'm sure it looks a lot better than jizz-stained wigs and hats from those tourist shops in the Caribbean.
Source: People – Image: SplashNewsOnline

Facelifts Fall Fast

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
49-year-old Melanie Griffith was photographed yesterday shopping in Malibu. Mel didn't seem to have 10-pounds of make-up as usual, so we got to see the canvas underneath the masterpiece. She shouldn't look that wrinkly! Doesn't she get pulled for days. Oh Melanie, stop the smoking and you'll be fine. Homegirl apparently smokes like a chimney.
Mel's husband, Antonio Banderas, told reporters recently that he's asked her to stop going under the knife. He said, "I said to her, 'I want to see you growing old and I will grow old with you too, and I don't care. I like her the way she is. Wrinkles are beautiful." Not those wrinkles! Those legs look like they belong to Estelle Getty!
Melanie should chat up with Jennifer Tilly , because they are both the same age, but Jenny looks like Mel's daughter!
Source: Daily Mail

Becks Wants Nets

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:

David Beckham shot a commercial asking for more mosquito nets to help stop the spread of Malaria in Africa and other countries. Errr….nets? Can’t that bitch just buy nets for everyone? How much could a “net” be? $1?

Malaria is the #1 killer of children under five in Africa taking more than 1 million lives a year. So buy those nets!!!

Actually they should just send Posh over there as some sort of “Scarecrow.” Mosquitos will see her dead-looking ass and immediately think there’s not any fresh blood around!

The “Best” Thing for Lindsay Lohan

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
It looks like things are quietly heating up between Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. Sources say they have been dating on and off for a while now and they sort-of made it public at last night's Nylon Magazine party in NYC.
A source said at  The Box in NYC the other night  "Lindsay was snogging Calum and licking his face, they were all over each other. He was drinking beer but she seemed to be drinking water from a bottle – if that's what it was." Licking his face? He probably dropped a little coke on his cheek.
In other Lohan news…White Oprah of course joined her daughter last night's party. Why can't she just go away?!? White Oprah being the dumbass she is asked Jane Fonda at the premiere of "Georgia Rule" the other night what advice she had for "her daughter." Jane had been critical of Lindsay's behavior last year so it was a dumb thing for WO to ask. Jane said, "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!" 
Sources: The Bosh , Page Six

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