Tara's left sack is trying to make a run for it – Egotastic!
Valerie Bertinelli making out with some dude – ASL
Fergie's cartoon eyebrows – Drunken Stepfather
Don't eff with NYC's terror fighting police dogs – Cityrag
How does Michelle Marsh walk with those? – Hollywood Tuna
JT & Biel sneak around NYC – Popsugar
Jessica Alba goes tall in Madrid – Hollywood Rag
Another pic of Tom Cruise as a Nazi – Just Jared
Suge Knight is a biter – IDLYITW
The aliens are moving nex to Oprah – HM!
Let's see if the other Beckham can score in the TV world. David Beckham "David Beckham's Soccer USA" will star in a 13-week reality show called beginning next week on FOX Soccer Channel. What the hell kind of channel is that? They just show "Bend It Like Beckham" over and over again. Oh and that "Gracie" movie…isn't that about soccer…anyway…back to the facts.
A Fox bitch said, "David Beckham's arrival is a tremendous milestone in U.S. soccer history. [The series] will provide an insider's look at his performance with the Los Angeles Galaxy." BORING! I want the series to provide an insider's look into his pants not his soccer performance!
Oh and keep Posh away from it. She's TV poison!
Before Britney undressed showing off her dirty panties and bra to dip into the beach of Malibu yesterday, she was caught showing off her lovely dreadlocks. Those are dreads right? I hope it's intentional, but I'm pretty sure it's not. She's so elegant.
In other Britney news, according to Extra TV she will shoot a music video for her new single "Get Back" today. If it's true, this will be her first video in 2 years.
I really hope the stylist doesn't ruin those beautiful locks of hers. I look forward to smelling it every single day. Seriously, I can smell it through the computer screen.
They are going to burst the budget by bringing in Industrial Light and Magic to try and make her body look hot again.