Here's a new image from the upcoming The Dark Knight with Heath Ledger as The Joker and Maggie GyllenHAG as Rachel Dawes. Katie Holmes played the role in the first Batman.
I wonder if Heath and Maggie kiss? IF so, Heath has hit both of the Gyleenhaals.
Warner Bros. has also launched another Dark Knight website with a puzzle. Ugh, I hate puzzles, but if you're bored on this boring Friday….try and figure it out. Apparently, if you answer the question correctly then you are worthy of joining The Joker's crew and you are given the coordinates for some checkpoint located near Comic-Con in San Diego which is going on right now. Yeah, nerdy gay.
White Oprah brought her mother to a Long Island court today. White Oprah and Michael Lohan were back in front of a judge regarding child support. The judge chewed Michael out, because he hasn't been paying. He was ordered to pay White Oprah $500 for the next two weeks and the judge told him to get a job.
Michael also told TMZ outside of court that he believes Ali Lohan's letter was most likely not written by her. Ali said in her letter that her father is spewing lies.
White Oprah told reporters that Lindsay was "in a safe place and she's doing well." She then proceeded to rip off her blouse, revealing a sequined bodysuit and she broke into a song and dance juggling china plates on her head. No she didn't do that, but I'm actually quite surprised that she didn't.
That picture of WO and her mother is totally Blohan and WO in like 3 years. You choose which is which.
Pepsico has been forced to change the labes on all Aquafina water bottles telling consumers that it's tap water. Damn them! Aquafina is the biggest selling bottled water and now the initials "P.W.S." will grace every label bottle. P.W.S. stands for Pissy Water Sucker! No, it stands for "public water source."
Dasani which is owned by Coca-Cola is next.
Coke said, "We don't believe that consumers are confused about the source of Dasani water. The label clearly states that it is purified water."
Well, we do need our tap water to be cold. FUCK THIS! Sometimes that's all they sell. The movie theaters only sell Aquafina and now I'm going to tell those fucks to just give me a glass to fill in the bathroom. I feel so betrayed.
My mom did warn me about Aquafina, but she said to be careful because she has reason to believe it contains "caffeine." She's crazy. Ahahahah!
Michael Stipe is in the latest Marc Jacobs ads and he's looking mightly delicious. Yeah, I'm joking. Where did his belly button go? Is it made of hair, because I can't find it.
I would probably hit, but only a little bit of the tip and in the pitch darkness of night.
Thanks ya TMZ
Lauryn Hill in Clockwork Crazy – Crunk + Disorderly
Picture proof of Britney's bodyguard beating down a photog – HRag
Posh's bra is no match for her nips from space – Hollywood Tuna
Mary-Louise Parker gets nude for Weeds – Egotastic!
Lance Bass' very gay anniversary – Just Jared
Vintage Sarah Michelle Gellar in a bra – Drunken Stepfather
Paris' new toy is so cute, too bad he's headed for a life of shit – Popsugar
Gemma Atkinson for no reason – IDLYITW
Does Bono's wife know about this? – ASL
The magic of Manimal – Cityrag
According to Life & Style Magazine Maddox and Pax walked in on Angelina and Brad in a heated argument ending with Maddox begging Brad not to leave. Ruh roh.
A source claims that Angelina blamed Brad for "A Mighty Heart" bombing at the box office. This insider alleges that Brad raised his voice at Angie "which he never does." At that point Mad and Pax came in and Brad told them to leave.
Reportedly Maddox asked his daddy not to leave. “The fighting really upsets him. It often makes him cry — and he ends up begging
his parents to stop fighting.”
his parents to stop fighting.”
If this is true, Angie shouldn't be surprised that her movie bombed. I don't think it was meant to be a record-breaker anyway.
I also can't see Maddox begging anyone to do anything. He's too good for that.
Nicole Richie just got 4 days in the clink for her second DUI conviction. She pleaded guilty as expected. She was also fined $2048 and was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course. She must start serving her time by September 28th
Nicole is due to pop a baby in January reports TMZ
Cheap. She should've gotten at least. Oh well. I'll be surprised if she serves even 6 hours.
The head bitch also told her that if she kills someone while drunk driving she'll get charged with murder, not manslaughter. Blah blah blah…
Nicole showed up to court with Douche Madden thinking she's Holly Golightly. More like Holly Grosslightly. I know this morning I said I liked her, but now I change my mind. I know….I know…how quickly they turn.
This shit is so tacky and now it's fucking deadly. 1,000 of these Swarvoski crystal pacifiers were recalled yesterday, because the stones come loose. The crystals are held together with glue and easily come off possibly choking your little bundle of love. Crystals also contain lead.
This is almost as bad as that Swarvoski crystal vibrator . Crystals in the cooch is not my idea of a good time.
THAT'S Dakota Fanning?! – ICYDK
Jennifer Hudson for……Avon – INO
Gossip queen Jeannette Walls signs off – Jossip
Heidi Klum shows some crack – Gabsmash
Lena Headey has some ugly ass tattoos – The Bastardly
Paul Rudd cabs with his pants down – Towleroad
The Hoff talks about the burger – Celebitchy
Posh and Becks were out shopping yesterday when they ran into Queen Latifah. How much fucking shopping can these two do? How much stuff do you possibly need?! Anyway, Posh didn't wear a bra as usualy, so she probably gave Queen a boner.
Actually, Queen probably likes more meat on her vag.