Shoes? Pants? Upgrade!!

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney is wearing pants, shoes and a bra….this is an improvement for her. Yes  she looks beat down, but at least she doesn't look LIKE THIS .
Brit uses public restrooms more than anyone I know! I guess when you gotta go….  You also know she tore that bathroom up! Cheeto poop is letha.
Source VIA TMZ

Roasted Nuts

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Gordon Ramsay said he was recently rushed to hospital after he burned his nutsack on a burner while cooking.
He said, "I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolutely agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, 'Fuck me, bollocks to that', and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."
"I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bollocks."
That's what that bitch gets. That was a warning and next time the flame is gonna go for the trunk. Seriously, I've burnt my peen tip while cooking. It actually felt sort of good at first, but then it hurt like a mofo.  
Thanks Nanners


Morning Wood

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Kevin Costner makes blogger's dreams come true! – Celebitchy 
REFUND: Becks may not play for the rest of the season – Mollygood 
Jessica Simpson probably think she's carrying around some classy shit…WRONG – INO 
At least someone loves Fergie Fug ICYDK 
Anorexia, Bulimia and Bingeing…Just another day in Hollywood Popbytes 
Well, she's wearing underwearSOW 
Usher and Tameka's wedding pictures – Concrete Loop

Rihanna’s Beauty Makes People Cry

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Chris Applebaum directed Rihanna's "Umbrella" video and said he was startled when a crew member started crying during a scene where Rihanna was covered in silver paint.
He said, "I had one eye in the camera and the other one was closed. And I heard this odd sound, and so I opened the other eye and looked down, and the camera assistant was crying. So after the take, I asked her if she was OK, and she looked at me and said, 'Chris, this is just so beautiful. I just can't believe I'm actually watching this. This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.' And it really felt to me like we were shooting something unique at that moment."
Who the hell was his assistant?! Amber from Big Brother 8? 
See! Rihanna's sheer beauty brings grown ass people to tears! Actually, the assistant was probably crying because she was going to make $50 to work 12 hours and she had no idea how she was going to make rent that month. Those bitches make shit!  True story!  
Thanks Manny

Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Which actor with a troubled brother might want to deal with some issues of his own? He is constantly drunk on the set of his current film, say spies.
Which award-winning US TV actor did a fashion shoot in an LA hotel and, when greeted and thanked by the famous designer, took one look around the suite and sneered "my cock's larger than this hotel room"? So not much different to his on-screen image, then.
Jeremy Piven?
Which imaginative 80s pop star found his niche making porn movies and has a book out called  Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director?
Um…Howard Jones? HA!
Here's some old ones from the other day that I couldn't figure out for the life of me!
Which Hollywood megastar couple likes to have the hotel where they stay in New York clip flattering pictures of them and their child from the celeb weeklies, to put in frames before they arrive at their suite?
Which Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers. 
Who knows?! Paris, Lindsay and Britney? Kingston, Maddox an Pax? I have no idea! 
WHICH singer keeps her slender frame so thin the old-fashioned way? Seems a "major eating disorder" helps keep her midriff worth baring.

Pass Me The Johnny

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
It's hard to say anything bad about Johnny Depp, because he's such a sexy slab of meat and he doesn't give a fuck. I really wish his mess of a girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, was there. I would have a field day with that gappy! I mean even Helena Bonham Carter cleaned up the crazy!
Here's Johnny honoring Tim Burton at the Venice Film Festival yesterday. 

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