SCANDAL! Yoko Ono has been blackmailed by her driver. Hahahah. Koral Karson has driven the crazy Yoko for nearly six years. He obviously isn’t a happy employee since Yoko told police that he threatened to release pictures and audio tapes of her unless she drops $2 million into his wallet. It is unknown what kind of pictures or audio tapes he has. Please, don’t let them be nudies!
Elliot Mintz (yeah Paris’ bitch) is Yoko’s spokeswhore and claims Mr. Karson planned to kill Yoko and her son. Naturally. He said, “For an employee – especially a trusted employee who drove her – to attempt a shakedown has left her just absolutely shocked.”
DRAMA! SCANDAL! INTRIGUE! ASIAN ACCENTS! HATS! This has the makings of a wonderful Lifetime movie starring Bai Ling as Yoko!
UPDATE – Karson claims Yoko was trying to stop him from making sexual harassment complaints. SICK!!!!! Yoko has feeling down there?
Angelina feeds Maddox bugs – CW
Britney flashes us again – Nosy Snoop
I’m surprised John McCain even knows what a blog is? – Think Progress
Is Posh asking TomKat for help to fight Eddie Murphy for Scary? – SOW
KFed stages a visit with his kids to Disneyland – ONTD
Rachel Zoe made her way into the dark to attend the D&G party last night. This is one of her first public outings since being fired by Nicole Richie. Not being able to suck the blood of Richie has certainly taken its toll on the chupacabra. Homegirl looks about 105!
She has the jawline of an old, white Republican!
Lindsay Lohan attended that D&G party last night wearing some sort of bondage trench coat. She looks purty and blah blah blah.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen put together a few outfits from the Salvation Army to attend the Dolce & Gabbana charity auction hosted by Penelope Cruz last night. Yes, they are actually smiling! And yes they still look like wet cats!
Actually, Ashley doesn’t look that awful. But MK looks like she was playing Juliet in Shakespeare in the Park and got rained on! Let’s not speak about that outfit. I think a few alley cats gave their lives for that coat.
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Kelly Ripa will welcome back Clay Aiken tomorrow on her show, well sort of. The same day that Clay upset Kelly by infecting her with the gay, he taped a performance that will be shown Friday. Yes, they will not reunite but sources say the two have patched things up.
Kelly and Clay have talked on the phone and now all is well with the gay and the troll. A show official said they didn’t know if Kelly would bring up the incident. She probably will, because she has a hard time keeping her fat mouth shut.
The short romance between Parasite Hilton and Britney Spears has apparently come to an end. They both talked about how they loved each other and how they admired and needed each other, but that looked like to be as stinky as Brit’s cooze.
A source close to Britney said that after all of the backlash she received from going out with Paris and flashing you-know-what, she decided to distance herself. The source said, “Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”
She has people? I’m guessing those “people” were JJ and SPF. Even they know Paris is a piece of trash. I think this is a smart thing for her to do, but also dating that FATTY GOTTI is not helping her. Homegirl needs to go away and detox from all the trash that has infected her ass. Literally.
TMZ is reporting that current Miss USA, Tara Conner, may be dethroned today. The Miss USA organization is planning to make a major announcement today. Officials met Tuesday to discuss Tara’s behavior and they aren’t happy. Several incidents at NYC bars came up.
Miss California Tamiko Nash who is the first-runner up would neither confirm nor deny that she’s about to take over the title.
Um…one look at this picture and I could tell you homegirl probably gives bjs in public. I’m not one to judge…ok yes I am and that’s a slut!
UPDATE – Miss USA owner, Donald Trump issued this statement: “Miss Conner is going through some personal problems and difficulties right now which could affect her ability to reign. We are right now looking into what we can do to work with her and what we will do about her reign going forward.”
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Brit Brit Spears has thrown out her “hot look” that she debuted at the Letterman show a few weeks ago. She now prefers to look like a pile of garbage. She proved this when she visited a music store in L.A. and bought her own CD. Let’s hope she takes a good look at the pictures and compares to what she looks like now.
The weave is beat, the dress looks like a 10-year-old ballet dress and the gut is out again. On a positive note at least she’s wearing a bra.