The Guy Who Grabbed Gigi Hadid Claims He Was Just Protesting In The Name Of “High Fashion”
Yesterday Ukrainian “prankster” Vitalii Sediuk picked up Gigi Hadid from behind as she was leaving a show during Milan Fashion Week, and she responded by throwing an elbow into his face. Vitalii recently spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about getting whooped by Gigi, and we finally have a reason for why he did what he did.
The Dramatic Tale Of One Woman’s Airplane Journey With A Doll
When writer Sara Nović found herself sitting on a flight next to a grown man’s doll, she probably expected to hear Rod Serling’s voice say, “Barbara, a doll that does everything even fly in middle seats on planes, a lifelike creation of plastic...” Because Sara definitely thought she was in another dimension.
Sara took a red eye early this morning and her insides filled with happiness when the middle seat next to her was empty, but a quick second later, her insides filled with an uneasiness when she realized the seat was taken up by the baby doll belonging to the man sitting by the window. The doll’s name is Barbara, and Barbara is no stowaway. Not only did she dress up for the flight (which is more than I can say for most of the slobs who fly today), but her dad also bought her a ticket with her name on it and everything. Sara live-tweeted her trip with Barbara.
Pharrell Williams Is Going To Be A Daddy For The Second Time
It’s Babies of The Voice week, apparently. It was reported yesterday that Adam Levine’s wife Behati Prinsloo popped one out on Wednesday, and last night, everyone found out that Pharrell Williams and his wife Helen Lasichanh are going to be parents again.
People says that 43-year-old Pharrell and 36-year-old Helen showed up to the Chanel fragrance event in L.A., and it was pretty obvious from her bulgy stomach situation that she’s pregnant again. Pharrell and Helen already have a 7-year-old son named Rocket Ayer Williams.
Pharrell told Oprah two years ago that they chose to name their son “Rocket” because it represents something meant to go up or ascend. They take baby naming very seriously. I can’t wait to hear what they name this next one. If they’re committed to that “things that go up” theme, then my suggestion is Drop Zone. Because who wouldn’t want to be named after the most dangerous theme park ride?
At the very least, I just hope that when Helen gives birth, one of the first things they do is call up Anne Geddes and do a newborn photoshoot featuring Baby No. 2 sleeping in Papa Pharrell’s favorite hat.
Here are a few more pictures of Pharrell and Helen at that Chanel party. I don’t know what look Pharrell was going for with that problem pattern shirt and straw hat. But if it was “sleepy-in-the-face Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi High“, I’d say he nailed it.
Although I wouldn’t say he did it better. You can’t beat the original.
What In The Hell Happened To Draco Malfoy?!
So far today, we’ve posted about alleged child abuse, alleged gonorrhea-giving and alleged child abuse allegedly at the hand of a human strain of gonorrhea. So let’s lighten things up with Kristen Stewart’s lightened-up mop! I know, that “joke” is more depressing than anything that’s been posted today.
Kristen Stewart has said before that getting her picture taken is more painful than taking a bath, but since she loves money and free designer clothes (and who doesn’t), she agreed to get her picture taken at an event for Chanel N5 L`Eau in West Hollywood last night. I know I joked that KStew looks the human form of a clump of hair found in the shower drain in a bathroom at Malfoy Manor, but I love that piss yellow hair color and that’s not me saying I’m into golden showers. That overused urinal cake hair color takes me back. You truly haven’t lived the life of a dark-haired teenager until you’ve tried to go blond with Sun-In, peroxide, mustache lightening creme from your auntie’s bathroom cabinet and a prayer. Every teenage non-blondie has probably heard a friend scream, “Bitch, don’t touch that shit, I’ll blow, I’ll blow,” as the crap in our hair starts to eat our scalp and we’re waving our hands around to keep from scratching at it. So, I love Kristen Stewart’s hair, and she probably loves it too since the bleach fried and killed all of the lice.
And here’s more of a yallaw-haired (copyright: Tim Peeler) KStew wearing a crop top sweater made from a stovetop hood filter at last night’s Chanel thing. I also threw in pictures of Rachel Zoe, Milla Jovovich and Johnny Depp’s daughter.
Pics: Splash
A Letter Has Been Found Accusing Jim Carrey Of Giving His Late Girlfriend Several STDs
Earlier this week, Cathriona White’s estranged husband (and possible current Scientologist) Mark Burton came forward to file a wrongful death lawsuit against Jim Carrey. In it, he alleged that Jim supplied three of the four prescription medications Cathriona used to commit suicide almost a year ago. Mark also accused Jim of monitoring Cathriona’s every move with remote surveillance cameras. Jim denied Mark’s accusations of evildoing, and claimed he was only suing to get some money. Mark is back again with more accusations against Jim. The New York Daily News says that Mark filed a revision to the lawsuit he filed earlier in the week stating that on top of giving her three bottles of pills, Jim also gave her three different STDs.
Brad Pitt Got Himself A Divorce Lawyer And Will Fight For Joint Custody
Why do I have a feeling that during Brad Pitt’s first meeting with his divorce lawyer, his lawyer said, “Okay, champ, I just want to make it clear that by ‘joint custody’ we’re not talking about custody of your joints and blunts. I’m sure you’ll get full custody of those in the divorce. We’re talking about the children.” And yes, in my mind, every dude divorce lawyer calls his client “champ.”
It was rumored that Brad Pitt was not going to just let Angelina Jolie have full physical custody of their 6 children. Brad reportedly wants 50/50 physical custody, and isn’t going to settle for “visitation rights.” USA Today says that Brad Pitt has hired big Hollywood divorce lawyer Lance Spiegel to fight for him and go up against Angelina Jolie’s lawyer, the Legal Queen of Hollywood Divorces Laura Wasser. TMZ says that Brad will 100% fight for joint physical custody and sources say that he will argue that he is not a threat to the child army in any way.