In Case You Care

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Joy Turner from "My Name is Earl" and her fiancee, DJ Eric Cubiche, popped out a baby boy this morning in Los Angeles. They named their baby Dezi James, because Eric is Cuban and always does a Desi Arnaz impersonation around Jaime. What's with the Z in the Desi?
They are planning to get married later this year.
Isn't it exciting?! Yeah, didn't think so. Jaime's dude looks like a Monchichi. So do I! I'm just saying. 
Source: People

Morning Wood

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Lily Allen may face charges for being a douche and kicking a pap – SOW 
Tim Allen is the Hulk villian – ICYDK 
Drew Barrymore joins the fight against hunger – Gabsmash 
Crissy Ronaldo hugs some dude that is in dire need of a tan – Towleroad 
Jennifer Aniston and Laura Dern team up to fight the evil – Popbytes 
Douche McDouche from The Hills goes to rehab – Mollygood 
Julianne Moore's mini-me - Celebrity Baby Scoop 
LaKiki describes Simon's lips – INO

Pass Around Patty

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
A Florida judge ordered that once Joe Francis finishes his jail sentence in Florida he must be sent to Reno, Nevada to face charges there. Joe will be released on Tuesday after a 35-day sentence for contempt of court. Prosecutors wanted to keep Joe in Florida to face criminal chages from 2003 involving shooting minors with their tits out.
The judge said Joe must first face tax evasion charges in Nevada.
That ass is getting passed around! Joe is going to be known as having the sweetest ass from coast to coast. Maybe when he's finished with his jail time, he can have a contest with Paris Hilton to see who's ass is the most raw.

Angie’s Turn

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
It was Angelina Jolie's turn to pick up Maddox from school in Prague. Brad picked him up the other day and since I live up her asshole I thought I'd let you know. The other dude with her is her brother. You know the one she likes to french? 
She used to be so damn hot. Brad and Angie are truly sucking the hot out of each other!

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