Morning Wood

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Sophia Loren slips a nip! – Celebitchy 
 
Brit Brit needs to stop showing that ass – ICYDK 
 
That dumb bitch that said Jordin Sparks was too fat to be an Idol is getting death threats - INO 
 
Salma Hayek keeps getting bigger and bigger – SOW 
 
Katherine Heigl just won't stop talking about that stupid Isaiah Washington thing – Mollygood 
 
Rosie is planning a tell-all – Celebrity Nation 
 
Paris' first meal in jail and no it wasn't a bagel with lady jizz – TMZ
 
 
 
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Jodie Marsh Is Getting With That?!?

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Holy Moly! is reporting that MTV UK is very close to cancelling Jodie Marsh's reality show even before shooting begins. Jodie's show entitled "Totally Jodie Marsh" was supposed to follow Jodie in search for a husband . Jodie and company held a Nationwide search, but turnouts in all cities were less than stellar. At the first call in London only 2 sluts showed up and 1 was drunk! The other cities garnered a little better with 5-15 dudes showing up! Ahahahah! Poor Jodie!
 
MTV is also apparently pissed, because Jodie already has a boyfriend! she's currently dating some dude named Matt Peacock. He's a model of some sorts and he used to date Jodie's nemesis, JORDAN!
 
The funny thing is the show has been renamed Totally Jodie: Who Will Take Her Up The Aisle and when I first saw this I read "Who Will Take Her Up The Arse?!" I mean that's more fitting, no!
I still can't believe Jodie is getting with that hotness. He probably likes it when she effs him in the butt with her nose.
 
 
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The Look On Her Face Has Made My Year!

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:

In case you missed it here’s Sarah Silverman giving it to Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards just hours before Paris turned her ass into jail. The look on Paris’ face is amazing. The fact that everyone around her is laughing AT HER is amazing as well. Even Jack Nicholson is laughing at her ass! I almost feel sorry for the wench. ALMOST! She probably ran home to mommy and immediately beat up her Hello Kitty doll.

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No Sexy Time For Brangelina?

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Angelina Jolie told Marie Claire magazine that finding time to spend with Brad Pitt has grown increasingly difficult.
 
She said, "Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now."
 
"Everybody needs individual time. Shiloh has our attention when the others are at school. MadPax or Z [Zahara] . . . We're working on it; we're working on it. Right now, we're not great about Mommy-and-Daddy time." [her son Maddox] stays up the latest, so he gets the nighttime. During the day, I'll go for a walk or do something specific with Pax or Z [Zahara] . . . We're working on it; we're working on it. Right now, we're not great about Mommy-and-Daddy time."
 
She actually refers to themselves as "mommy and daddy?" Angie is losing the sexy! I don't get it though. Don't they have nannies and shit? Can't they tell their staff to watch the kids while they go and do sex in the bedroom? 
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
 
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My Favorite Mannequin

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Why do I think Rihanna is one of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet? I have no effin idea! I am truly, truly obsessed with her. I mean…is this girl even human? And why hasn't Jay-Z dumped Beyonce's ass for this hot piece yet?
 
Anyhow, alien Rihanna beamed down from her planet to perform at the MTV Movie Awards last night. She did that Umbrella-ella-ella song thing. Not my favorite jam, but anything that comes out of her lips (the ones in her head) is golden to me. 
 
That's totally Britney's MTV Music Award outfit, but in black!  
 
 
 
 
 
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White Oprah’s Dreams Are Coming True

June 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
White Oprah is currently in talks for her own TV show. Now it may not be the talk show she's dreamed about, but at least she will be on TV and that's what the mother-of-the-year wants. WO is talking with E! about her own reality show called "Mom-Ager." The show will follow WO as she tries to turn Ali and Cody Lohan into stars like their big sister, Lindsay.
 
A source close to WO said, "Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her – and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."
 
WO is too much! She would sell both those kids to extend her 15-minutes! I'm sure she's "in talks" right now with one of the entertainment TV shows to bring cameras into Lindsay's rehab! Bitch just doesn't give a fuck!
 
That being said, I'd probably watch this mess of a reality show. That's the problem. I'm helping in making White Oprah's dreams come true by buying into her crap! 
 
Source: Page Six – Image: Splash
 
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