Hot Slut of the Week: Walter Mercado

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:


Age: 75
Birthday: March 9, 1932
Birth Name: Walter Mercado

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 7, 2007
Claim to Fame: Puerto Rican teen idol turned astrologer to the stars!

Where is he now? He is a personal astrologer to many celebrities although he won't say who. He also is a regular fixture on Univision.
Why is he HS of the Week? Look at his ass! He's like a Latin Liberace and he's nuts!




Is She For Real?!?

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ has a letter they swear is from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton. Candy has a lot of time on her hands if she really wrote this letter. I mean the woman does have a room in her house dedicated to wrapping presents, so I guess she does have time. Here's the letter:
Dear Paris,

As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on and elsewhere.)

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches — whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is — it's time to get real. It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.


Candy Spelling

First let me say, Candy is so fug it hurts. Second of all, it's a positive letter I guess. Why do people even care? If you ask me, Paris is a lost cause. I think people change, but not that dumbskankho. It's just not possible. Candy needs to spend more time wrapping presents and less time trying to help a lost cause.

Blind Items…I Guess…You Guess

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star – who loves showing off his bulging muscles – wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger.
Matthew McConagay? 
WHICH actor – married with child – and known to have been gay during his years on stage – showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike?
Matthew Broderick? 
WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper.
Sylvester Stallone?
Source: Page Six – Image: Splash

The Jackson Girls in the Bahamas

May 13, 2007 / Posted by:
LaToya, Rebbie, Janet and Mama Jackson had themselves a girl's weekend at the opening of The Cove in the Bahamas. Where's Jacko, the original Jackson girl? The girls partied with Tyrese (above) and Chris Tucker. Rebbie and Janet look good.
Actually! Jacko isn't there, because he's wearing a cheap blonde wig and calling himself LaToya! It all makes sense now.  

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