Tash Bennett, the topless Australian heroine who risked her nipples when she fought a fire near her apartment building.
While Tash Bennett sunned her bare chichis by the pool in her apartment building one afternoon, she noticed that a bit of ash fell on her. If a piece of ash falls on your titty while sunbathing, you might expect to find Prince Hot Ginge fapping over you (yes, he jizzes ash and flame berries), but Tasha turned around to see a palm tree on fire. Tasha ran to get help and then went back to the pool to grab a fire hose. A topless Tasha tamed the flaming tree with her hose (Gerard Butler’s peen hole just howled) and saved the day!
One male witness tells the Herald Sun, “For the record, she was smoking hot herself. Once she had the blaze under control, she then got her bikini situation under control and put everything back where it should be. She provided all the boys a pretty awesome sight for an otherwise typical Thursday.”
Yeah, while Tasha was working the garden hose all the dudes in the apartment building were probably working their hoses too. Horny fucks!
Tasha is a true Australian hero. Yes, her nipples now look like two flambeed raspberries on a crème brulée, but at least her apartment building didn’t burn down.
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You might have already thrown a side-eye at Newsweek’s piece by Ramin Setoodeh about how he thinks proud peen lover Sean Hayes isn’t convincing as a straight dude in Promises, Promises on Broadway, and how the openly gay Jonathan Groff from Glee seems more like a “theater queen” than a dude in love with Rachel. Basically, Ramin thinks that it’s hard for some people to take a straight character seriously when you know a gay actor is playing him. Here’s a little snip of the article (you can read the whole thing here):
The revival hands the lead over to Sean Hayes, best known as the queeny Jack on Will & Grace. Hayes is among Hollywood’s best verbal slapstickers, but his sexual orientation is part of who he is, and also part of his charm. (The fact that he only came out of the closet just before Promises was another one of those Ricky Martin-duh moments.) But frankly, it’s weird seeing Hayes play straight. He comes off as wooden and insincere, like he’s trying to hide something, which of course he is. Even the play’s most hilarious scene, when Chuck tries to pick up a drunk woman at a bar, devolves into unintentional camp. Is it funny because of all the ’60s-era one-liners, or because the woman is so drunk (and clueless) that she agrees to go home with a guy we all know is gay?
Sean’s Promises, Promises co-star Kristin Chenoweth has already thrown a fist at Ramin by calling his article “horrendously homophobic,” and now Glee’s creator Ryan Murphy is urging everyone to boycott Newsweek until they release a dozen “I’m Sorry” balloons into the sky. Ryan, who released the full letter through EW, writes:
I would like to join my good friend Kristin Chenoweth on her condemnation of a recent Newsweek article written by Mr. Ramin Setoodeh, in which Setoodeh basically says that out gay actors should go back into the closet and never attempt to play straight characters. This article is as misguided as it is shocking and hurtful. It shocks me because Mr. Setoodeh is himself gay. But what is the most shocking of all is that Newsweek went ahead and published such a blatantly homophobic article in the first place…and has remained silent in the face of ongoing (and justified) criticism. Would the magazine have published an article where the author makes a thesis statement that minority actors should only be allowed and encouraged to play domestics? I think not.
Today, I have asked GLAAD president Jarrett Barrios to stand with me and others and ask for an immediate boycott of Newsweek magazine until an apology is issued to Sean Hayes and other brave out actors who were cruelly singled out in this damaging, needlessly cruel, and mind-blowingly bigoted piece. An apology should also be issued to all gay readers of the magazine…steelworkers, parents, accountants, doctors, etc…proud hardworking Americans who, if this article is to be believed, should only identify themselves as “queeny” people (a word used by Setoodeh in the article) who stand at the back of the bus and embrace an outdated decades old stereotype.
The only magazines I buy are tabloids, Dog Fancy, Real Simple (well, I need to know the 20 uses for a spaghetti jar), and CoCo Magazine, so the Newsweek boycott doesn’t really affect me. But I will say, what in the fuck is Ramin going on about?
Sean Penn is a noted vagina addict and he won an Oscar for playing a gay dude. Neil Patrick Harris prefers to cuddle up to a warm weenus at night, and he has been nominated for an Emmy for playing a cooch chaser on TV. And what about TOM CRUISE?! I mean, Tommy Girl isn’t even human and he’s made zillions of dollars from playing one in movies. SO THERE!
You might want to swallow that drink of moonshine before you keep reading, because this shit will make you choke on everything out of shock (no, it won’t). Radar is saying that there’s a tape going around of virginal Disney nun Miley Cyrus grinding on Adam Shankman at the wrap party for her movie The Last Song. Adam produced that wreck, and he also posted pictures on his Twitter a while ago of Miley giving him a fake lap dance.
Apparently, Miley and Adam were going so hard that several parents grabbed their children and headed for the exit. Radar explains:
The video, which RadarOnline.com has seen, shows Shankman on the dance floor with a drink in hand grinding up against Cyrus’ backside while she grinds back. At one point Cyrus turns around and seductively opens the top layer of her shirt, teasing Shankman with her flirty dance moves.
Although Shankman is an openly gay man, sources tell RadarOnline.com that the dancing was “very inappropriate” and they fear that Cyrus, 17, is “heading down the same path as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.”
In a second clip to the video, Cyrus is seen giving Shankman a lap dance while children under the age of 10 sit less than five feet away watching the Hannah Montana star, and neither her mother Tish nor father Billy Ray were present at the party sources tell RadarOnline.com.
This is the opposite of surprising. That’s how Miley ALWAYS dances. Anybody who has seen ten seconds of any of her performances knows this.
And I really doubt Billy Ray wasn’t there. Hell, he was probably the one videotaping it while Noah Cyrus clapped at her knee and shouted at Miley, “Put some stank on it like I taught ya, girl! Gititgititgitit!” Meanwhile, Tish was in the corner chewing the paint off a pillar. That’s how those Cyruses do!
On Chelsea Lately show last night Chelsea asked Amanda Seyfried about the minge (British slang for vagina fur) on her foot. No, Spencer Pratt was not lounging over Amanda’s foot. She has the word “minge” tattooed there, because she says it’s her nickname.
Amanda said, “It means vagina and kind of proud of it. It’s my nickname. You can’t see it, but it’s called Minge and it’s slang in England. It has something to do with your pubic hair in the dictionary.”
If I was Amanda, I don’t think I’d be broadcasting that mess to the entire world. Does she really want to get slapped with a trademark infringement lawsuit from Kerry Katona? I mean, I’m pretty sure “Minge” is Kerry’s birth name. Or maybe that’s Heather Mills’ birth name. Either or.
And since Amanda has “minge” tattooed on her foot, does that mean she has “foot” tattooed on her minge canvas?
Here’s Mingey Seyfried on Chelsea last night if you care:
A gold mine of clips from the hottest acting school in the fucking world! Why aren’t these talented and gorgeous actors starring in major motion pictures?! – Videogum
If Summit replaced Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz with a broken toilet and a half-eaten bag of Lady Lee potato chips (respectively), Breaking Dawn would still make billions of dollars – The Superficial
Lucy Pinder’s right nipple has a tiny sidekick! – Egotastic!
Our Lady of Cheetos might be starring in the real life Piggy Wiggly version of The Bodyguard – Lainey Gossip
This is the nastiest thing I’ve seen today and that’s saying a lot – Hollywood Tuna
Sorry but Lafayette will forever be the hottest gay prosty on True Blood – Towleroad
Lady Caca Jr. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Time is the one who should be apologizing for making Lea Michele one of their “Most Influential.” LIARS! – Celebitchy
Boring Natalie Portman doing boring things while wearing a boring shirt and carrying a boring cup of something boring – Popoholic
Helen Mirren, her wax figure and her husband are totally going to have threesomes – Just Jared
Is Eric Dane kidding me with that tattoo? …..I’d still hit – Popsugar
This is our future, part 1,234,556,677 – OMG Blog
Anne Hathaway really loves those bad ass boys (sarcasm) – I’m Not Obsessed
Johnny Depp’s character in The Tourist must have a fetish for wearing pepaw pjs – ICYDK
American Gladiators: Cute Edition – Cityrag
Keanu Reeves drinking something. Don’t hurt yourself on these pics, now – Hollywood Rag
Donald Trump reveals his hairline. Surprisingly enough, Ivanka’s old nose isn’t hiding on top of it – SOW