Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling stepped out last night to the Seeds of Tolerance event. Rachel went hot pink marker crazy on her hair. Seriously, did she actually use hair mascara? I mean I know she’s boring, but that’s not a way to get some notice. She looks like those goth girls in high school that cut themselves and love The Cure.
Anyway, the two stepped out amidst rumors that they are going to elope. The pair were engaged earlier this year and then split up for a brief time. They are back together and re-engaged. They are planning for a hush hush wedding to keep the public out.
The two are househunting in Toronto.
The 1980 film Xanadu which starred Olivia Newton-John will be coming to Broadway in May 2007. There have been several workshops of the show over the years. The original film was a major flop when it hit theaters, but hopefully it will have better luck onstage.
The story centers on the Greek muses coming to Earth in order to inspire men. One of them calls herself Kira and helps an artist named Sonny build a disco roller-rink. I mean..hot right?
Producers believe that Jane Krakowski of Ally McBeal fame will most likely play Kira when the show hits next year. She took part in a reading this past August.
This is hot, but now I’m going to have that stupid song in my head all day. Yes, Broadway will turn anything into a musical. I’m still waiting on them to turn the story of the mole on my left ass cheek into a stage extravaganza!
Britney Spears brought her thunder thighs out to celebrate the holidays at Brent Bolthouse’s birthday party at Smashbox studios in Los Angeles last night. Brent Bolthouse is a club promoter in those parts. Why does she have to wear shirts as dresses? Nobody wants to see her cottage cheese. That being said, she looks pretty from the neck up. I’m glad she got rid of that bottle brown. You know she used RIT on that shit.
Source: Bricks & Stones
Rome star and hotness, James Purefoy, told Out Magazine that he’s very straight…but he will never rule out getting it on with another dude.
He said, “Anyone who went to an English [private] school in the 1970s will have had some kind of a gay experience. You bring 500 adolescent hormonal boys together at exactly the time when they’re exploring their sexuality, and don’t be surprised if some shenanigan comes out of it.”
So basically he’s keeping it on the down low and every now and again makes his girlfriend strap one on and give it to him good.
Queen of Daytime, Oprah Winfrey, has sold two reality shows to ABC. Both shows sounds pretty boring to me and Oprah will appear in both of them, but it is unclear whether or not she will host. I’m guessing her wife, Gayle King, will host at least one of them. Doesn’t Gayle need a job?
The first show is called Oprah’s Winfrey’s The Big Give and the series follows a group of 10 people who will be handed money and resources — and then challenged to find dramatic and emotional ways to use the coin to help others. Each week someone is eliminated and the final ho gets their wish.
The second show is even more boring and is called Your Money or Your Life. The show will focus on a family facing a crisis. Experts will come in to give the families a complete life makeover. BORING! Um…didn’t we have this already? It was called Renovate My Family and it sucked ass buckets!
The shows will not focus on humiliating their contestants. Basically, it will be boring. Ugh, isn’t Extreme Homomakeover enough? I’m sick of seeing sob stories, I want to see humiliation!
Shanna Moakler is hopefully moving on from Travis Barker by dating her Dancing with the Stars partner, Jesse DeSoto. Shanna infamously gave Parasite Hilton a pussy slap for effing her husband. She has been telling friends that she’s now dating Jesse. The reality show also produced a real-life couple from Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff-Vodka.
Why am I talking about this? This is boring. You know when things sound good and you start talking about it and then you realize that really you’re the only one that cares and honestly, you don’t even care? Well, this is one of those cases. I need coffee and a butter roll.
That being said, I hope the only pussy Shanna’s hitting now is Jesse’s man pussy!
Tom and who? Bridget Moynahan of Six Degrees (that’s still on?) and the New England Patriot’s quarterback, Tom Brady, have announced the end of their relationship. The couple have been split up for weeks now, but are making it official.
Her rep said, “(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made.”
Yawnsville. I kind of like these two together. She was boring, he was boring and together they were still boring! But who cares, they were hot.
getting head while eating…ohh my dreams HAVE come true – johnnys rocket
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