Hey it’s Sienna Miller! Guess what? She’s drunk as a skunk as she leaves the Boujis club in Londontown. Messy, messy, messy. At least she’s keeping her dinner to herself, well that we know of. Her piss probably smells so bad when she’s drunk. I can tell.
This Days of Our Anna Nicole really makes me want to take a ten-day nap. Every single minute it seems there’s another revelation and I’m trying to keep up with it, but I’d rather be eating a Twinkie. Our trusty TMZ has broken it down this afternoon. Let’s go over some new details: Larry Birkhead got a speeding ticket which may reveal he has the father of Dannielynn Hope. Larry got the speeding ticket in Burbank on April 15, 2006 when an upset Anna called him and asked him to meet her in a parking lot. Larry told the cop, “I got a call from my pregnant wife, she’s sick.” The cop took note on the ticket. Larry’s attorney believes his statement was a spontaneous reaction to the event and not in the context of a paternity battle. Larry also said he said “girlfriend” but the cop wrote “wife.” I say, whatevs! Basically, who cares right? I basically wrote this post just so I can have an excuse for posting this video of Shelley, ANS’s toothless cousin. I’m surprised she’s not on Dr. Keith Albow selling her story. Heroin teefs!
I blame Anna Wintour for putting this GOD AWFUL picture of Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue magazine. She was probably forced to put a big girl, so straight-up sabatoged her by using that picture for the cover. Open mouth? It’s ready for a double hot dog with cheese. Not hot. The March 2007 cover was shot by Annie Leibovitz at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, NYC. Source: CL
The Insider has once again followed Howard K. Stern in his ANS adventures. This time Howard brings the cameras inside the home of ANS to investigate a robbery. The Insider has at least 1 million hours of footage with HKS and ANS. They should seriously make it into a huge mini-series. I mean…this is crazed. I can’t wait for the funeral footage….you know it’s coming.
Pete Doherty has been banned for driving. Finally, this crackhead has received some sort of punishment for driving under the influence of crazy. In addition to a 2-month driving ban, he was ordered to pay around $1200 in fines. Big wow. The judge ordered him that he could lose his license if he drives without one again. Pete’s lawyer said, “Mr Doherty accepts that he was driving with no licence and insurance. He had left the task of getting an insurance policy in the hands on one of his managers, who hadn’t done so.” Two months and $1200? Oh well, I guess that’s better than nothing. Pete sort of owns the court, so I’m sure he’s gonna be a naughty boy again and they’ll just give him another slap on the wrist. Source
The ANS 911 tapes - INO Don’t piss of the Posen – ASL Becks shows JLo and Skeletor where to dine in Madrid - Popsugar Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan’s lesbian kiss – Egotastic! I actually can’t wait for “The Riches” on FX – Popbytes Beyonce hates on Jennifer Hudson a little more – Hollywood Rag That’s Clay Gayken? – Just Jared Nicky Hilton and company looking dirty – IDLYITW Carmene Electra topless – Cityrag Osama Team Hunger Force – College Humor Mandy Moore should show some skin to win – Hollywood Tuna
At every premiere for “Music & Lyrics” Drew Barrymore has shown she’s not afraid to take fashions risks. Last night at the NYC premiere was no exception. Methinks she got that necklace at the same joint Bai Ling got hers and where Brit Brit got her rhinestone tie.
Vanilla Ice is here to remind everyone to do their taxes. VI has teamed up with Turbo Tax (I’m not making this up) to encourage you to pay the man. Above is a video submitted by someone in some sort of rap/tax contest. I guess the best rapper wins some kind of prize. This ho is my favorite. I mean, someone get this girl on Deaf Jam. Is it too early in her rap career for a coast war?
Click here to see all the entries and also to see Vanilla Ice’s ear-bleeding rap. KFed now has competition when a has-been white rapper is needed for a commercial.
This is a hilarious video of Sharon Stone at the Cinema for Peace Gala in Berlin last night. She hosted some auction and told the audience “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….SHH.SHH…SHH…Naughty little German…Naughty nasty little German…that’s why I keep coming back…because you’re naughty…nasty…I like it…grrrrrrrr…”
God, she’s hot.
A restaurant in London is feeding the models for free – BWE Kate Winslet is going to sue over diet claims – Celebwarship Is Simon Cowell fixing American Idol? – TVS Zsa Zsa Gabor needs to slap it to Prince Douchebag – SOW Queen Latifah wants to adopt 18 kids – Mollygood Larry Birkhead claims he tried to save ANS - ICYDK