Rihanna’s new video “Umbrella” has landed and this ho is so hot, I can’t take it! The song isn’t terrible, but it’s all about the video. I’d totally go lesbo over and over again for this snatch. We’d bump cats all day and all night.
Oh yeah and Jay-Z is in it. Didn’t he retire a thousand times? Over him.
"In my own case, with this message, I had never done this before in my life."
American Idol promised us “music history” with a duet between two mega-stars last night. What we got was a crazy bird performing next to a cheap hologram. I’ve seriously seen more realistic effects from “Land of the Lost.”
That being said, Celine Dion wasn’t annoying and I sort of enjoyed her part. The whole thing was just cheesed out to the max and they should not be calling it “music history.”