Scarlett Johansson looking like a cocker spaniel explained that she’s never gotten sexy time with Justin Timberlake contrary to reports. They have been seen “canoodling” out together several times, but ScarJo insists there’s nothing going on.
She said, “We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him. But there’s a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it’s immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy.”
She went on to say that she will never buy a tabloid magazine, because that’s contributing to the problem.
I take that whole speech to mean they got busy, but he dumped her ass. ScarJo looked hot from the neck down, but that yellow hair belongs on a corn cob. JT just doesn’t do it for me. He needs to shave that neck hair.
Xtina kills me! I want to like her, but she needs to drop the screen siren act. She’s not Lana Turner! She needs to pose like normal, because she looks as sexy as Bugs Bunny in drag trying seduce the hunter. Anyway, I didn’t watch the Grammys because 4 hours of boring is too much for me to handle. I heard she wowed and awwed the audience with her cover of James Browns’ “It’s a Man’s World.” Yeah, she can sing…but that hair..that lipstick…I just can’t get past it…SUE ME!
Click here to see Xtina in all her hairspray glory. How does that wig stay on?
Xtina also changed a boat load of times from the red carpet, to performance, to press room and to a party given by People Magazine.
Grammy-winner John Mayer, kept things Japanese when Ryan Seacrest asked him about Jessica Simpson on the Grammy awards red carpet. When Ryan asked what the real deal was, John answered in Japanese and then said, “Take it to another room, find a Japanese person, decode it, and you’ll have an answer.”
Of course what John said was translated into, “She is very beautiful – and you’re the last to know.”
Okaaay. Jessica did not escort John on the red carpet, but the two met up at the Sony/BMG party where they made no secret that they are a couple. Jessica also made no secret that she has shoulders built for the NFL. Damn, I didn’t know she was built like that!
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Tyra, Tyra, Tyra….now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it’s because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis’ party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there’s more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.
Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she’s going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie….it isn’t hard!
Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno’s look like an ant farm. That being said, she’s slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There’s something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.
Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.
Ellen Degeneres was the tuna in a lesbo sandwich with Pink and Portia de Rossi being the bread. The three joined lesbo-superforces at last night’s pre-Grammy party given by Clive Davis. Vaginas everywhere are just blowing up at the sight of this picture.
This is truly a WTF moment? TMZ claims this is a 100% authentic picture of Anna Nicole Smith’s fridge taken after she passed away. The ice box which was located in her Bahamas bedroom contained Methadone, tons of Slimfast, Trimspa, Miracle 2000, Worcester sauce, yogurt, spray butter and several vials used for injecting medicine.
All those ingredients mixed together would make a delicious shake! The methadone will bring out in an interesting texture and the worcester sauce will give it that ting it needs! I say the yogurt is the one that killed her.
I’m sure Lindsay Lohan’s fridge looks exactly the same!
Birthday: May 30, 1981
Birth Name: Remy K. Smith
Original Date of HS of the Day: February 8, 2007
Claim to Fame: Female rapper from the Bronx who came to fame as a member of the Terror Squad.
Where is she now? Creating an all-female rap superstar group with Jacki-O and Shawnna.
Why is she HS of the Week? Three words: HOT ASS MESS
I am playing a lead role in a new ABC show called Footballers’ Wives. I heard about it weeks ago but refused to go in on it because A) I don’t like football and B) I don’t play “wives”!
Never say never, eh? For the past couple of months I was having to hang up on Marissa and Eric who were desperate for me to do it. “She’s an I-D-I-O-T!!!” they bitched behind my back.
Their other best friend, Marco Penette, the show’s producer, and Mike McDonald, show executive and Rob’s colleague from Herc and Xena, days both rang me and demanded I come in and at least try the role on for size. I did and I guess it fit pretty good because five minutes after leavng the Network, I had the job. I hadn’t even fired up up the P-Bird in the parking lot.
Now Marissa is doing a little jig and they are trying to find the right guy to play my husband. Someone big, stoopid and vulnerable, please!
I am a little bewildered as to how this all came about. It has dropped out of the sky on me with all the subtlety of a falling refrigerator.
Oh, well. Clearly, I am not in control of this bus. Just riding it to the end.
We’ll see what happens.
Sources say Xena aka Lucy will play Tanya Turner, the head wife and head crazy bitch of the show. Personally, I sort of see it. I think that there’s a lot to Lucy people can’t see…like a DICK! Just kidding. I’m sure these hos sort of know what they are doing. I feel so close to Tanya since we’re both crazy, cunty, gold digging sluts! That being said, I pray Bryan Singer knows what he’s doing.