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July 29, 2010 / Posted by:
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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 28th!

July 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Gwyneth forces Chris to integrate yoga and urine drinking into their romantic, candle-lit dinners. – tellykitty

Runners-up:

Paris Hilton’s last brain cell struggles to keep up with the constant demand. Looks like she must be doing something really hard this time, like opening a door or chewing. – perky

In his frat house days, Thomas Edison attempted to invent the jizz-powered Peencandescent Light Bulb. – WhiskeyTango

Dude, just break down and pay the fucking cable bill. – Deb

While explaining the birds and the bees to Suri, Tommy Girl gives a demonstration of how Katie got impregnated. – Way

via Picture Is Unrelated (Thanks Jon)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Simon De Pury, auctioneer extraordinaire and the mentor on Bravo’s Work of Art

On every episode of this mess, Simon rides up in his velvet-lined carriage, holds out his precious paw to his white-gloved henchman and steps out to throw a few “hmmms” and “interestings” at the contestants’ work while the news ticker in his head reads “THIS IS UTTER FUCKING SHIT!” But Simon doesn’t ever let those words leap off his tongue, because he is a gentleman in every way! AND HOW!

This bitch is so fancy that the purple silk thong he wears under his suit (you know he does) was probably some king’s handkerchief in its past life. And Simon’s solid gold nipple clamps probably came from the Ming Dynasty. Sometimes the only way I can fully digest an episode of Work of Art is if I focus on Simon. He’s like out of The Red Shoes! The contestants should bow and kiss his hand before and after he critiques their work.

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Birthday Sluts

July 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Stephen Dorff (37)
Allison Mack (28)
Rachel Miner (30)
Danger Mouse (33)
Josh Radnor (36)
Wanya Morris (37)
Wil Wheaton (38)
Martina McBride (44)
Alexandra Paul (47)
Tim Gunn (57)
Ken Burns (57)
Leslie Easterbrook (61)
Tony Sirico (68)

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Things That Exist: Titanic II

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

SPOILER ALERT! At the end of Titanic, the ship becomes an underwater motel for fishes, a bunch of people die and Rose grows up to be a crazy old bitch who throws a multi-million dollar necklace into the ocean when her granddaughter is living in a damn dump! THE END, right? Wrong. The fart will go on thanks to Titanic II (pinch that shit, it’s real).

In Titanic II, a group of dumb fucks build a Titanic II and launch it on the same day as the original and use the same course……and they probably hit THE SAME ICEBERG! That iceberg has been waiting for a rematch.

The only bitches who would ride on the Titanic II are the same bitches who answer “Jack Kevorkian” to the question “Who would you like to have dinner with the most?

This mess is going to stink straight to the bottom of a Dollar Tree 4 for 1 bin, where I’ll probably fish it out and buy it. Well, I want to know if Sharktopus gets them before the snakes do.

Vintage Glenn Beck

July 28, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s Glenn Beck looking like an extra from a John Hughes movie while posing for his 1981 and 1982 high school pictures. Is that a promise (a promise to bring the CRAZY for the rest of his days) ring on his finger? And more importantly, did Rona Barrett approve that “hand on face” pose?

via WOW Report

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