This is the big “make-up” scene from The Simple Life 5. I’m actually sort of proud of these two. They can actually memorize lines! I’ve seen better acting from Whitney in “The Hills.” You know what would make these scene even better? If Lindsay Lohan came careening through the window in her car and mowed down the both of them.
That would be awesome.
"'Dear Rebecca, I love to look at pictures of you and your luscious melons. I would like to see a picture of your luscious melons in a pink bikini or maybe your luscious melons in a black bikini. When's your birthday? Mine's February 2nd. What's your favourite food? Back to your luscious melons… luscious melons… luscious melons…luscious melons."