Crack Or Kate?

June 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Pete Doherty has released a book of his diaries called "Books of Albion" and says that he will be drug-free when he marries Kate Moss.
He said, "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!"
He also published a note Kate Moss gave him: "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker . . . You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you."  
Kate honey, the shivers aren't from your longing for Pete, but because you're jonesing. I'm joking! They love each other and it's a beautiful thing. 

Paris Hilton’s Shrink May Be A Fraud

June 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Dr. Charles Sophy has the glamorous job of being Paris Hilton's shrink. He's the one that got her out of jail and into her own home after he pressured the sheriff into releasing her due to her mental state. Well, Dr. Sophy might not have the credentials in order to diagnos that sort of shit.
Radar Online has uncovered some lies Dr. Sophy might have told. He claims to hold an "Associate Clinical Professorship at the University of California, Los Angeles, Neuro-Psychiatric Institute."  A source at UCLA told Radar that he's basically an unpaid volunteer, an entry level position.
Sophy didn't respond to Radar, but did change his website and took out that part about having a clinical professorship at UCLA. Dr. Sophy is also not an M.D., but a D.O. which stands for Doofus Ogre. Ok, it actually means something else.
So basically Dr. Sophy is as shady as his client. Surprise! You're only as good as the company you keep.
He's sort of hot, though. Ok, it's too early and I think I'm delusional.

Stop Trash Talking Paris!

June 22, 2007 / Posted by:


Paris Hilton is really sick of all the trash talk that's going on about her while she's in the clink. She called into Ryan Gaycrest's show and gave him an interview for free.  Here's what P had to say:

"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."

"I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday."

 "I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about."

Paris gets out on Monday and I can't wait to witness her "new life."  She also confirmed to Ryan that she's claustrophobic and was having extreme panic attacks when she was first put in the small cell, but said she's getting used to it. 

Yeah Paris, really surprising. Jail sucks! Silly me I thought it would be like a fucking tropical resort.  

Source: People – Image: PlanetHiltron



The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for June 21st!!!

June 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton's genital warts have now grown legs and walked out of jail. – Mrs.Louw
You know you're seriously out of shape when your boobs have cankles. - i am decorative item
Tumor Willis, the forth daughter we never get to see. – snowpiece 
Thanks D

Birthday Sluts

June 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Cyndi Lauper (54)
Jai Rodriguez (30)
Donald Faison (33)
Alicia Goronsan (33)
Carson Daly (34)
Amy Brenneman (44)
Bruce Campbell (49)
Meryl Streep (58)
Lindsay Wagner (58)
Kris Kristofferson (71)


Jerry Tells A Rape Joke, Nobody Laughs

June 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Jerry Seinfeld is in a little bit of trouble after a joke about rape is pissing a bunch of people off. During an interview for his movie "Bee Movie" Jerry said, "Bees have the only perfect society on earth … They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape. A little rape, but it's not that bad."
Oh shit! Of course, the rape groups are fighting mad.
RAINN said, "Rape is not a joke. It's the most violent crime a person can live through. It is an incredibly traumatic experience that should be seriously treated and never made light of."
Students Active for Ending Rape said, "I've always been a fan of Jerry Seinfeld, but I'm not a fan of rape jokes, whoever's telling them. Working in the anti-violence field, we get accused of not having a sense of humor. But just because you're a comedian doesn't mean that everything that comes out of your mouth is funny."
The National Sexual Violence Resource Center said, "With what I hear about every single day, I don't find anything at all funny about rape, and I don't like it being made light of. I understand he's a comedian and he's inclined to find humor in everything, but it was offensive."
Jerry's rep didn't comment to Radar Online , but expect some sort of half-ass apology. That dumbass!

Mark Ronson Is A Hot Bitch

June 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Mark Ronson is the DJ brother of Blohan's sometime alleged muffin-bumper, Samantha Ronson. I must say that he's waaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaay hotter than his sister. Maybe because he's like the boy version of her. You know, I'd let them tag team me. 
Below is Mark at his CD signing in NYC today and Samantha at a People party a few months ago.  

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