Damn it's turning into a slow news day, so I gotta break out the pussy stories. Meet Des of Wales! Des' owner belives that he may be a record holder, because bitch has 26 toes total when most cats have 18. Unfortunately, Des will have to grow 3 more toes if he wants to break the record. The current holder is Jake from Canada who has 28 toes.
Des' owner said, "He was only about six months old at the time and was quite small, so his paws looked enormous. I originally wondered if he needed them chopped off, but the vet said he was fine."
Chop them off?! Why on Earth would you do that. I'm sure Des loves his 26 toes. More in the stink makes for a better O.
Ross "The Intern" Mathew is May's HS of the Month! He beat out Tinsley Mortimer, Walter Mercado, Judge Mablean and baareeeely beat out Holly Madison.
Thanks to all who voted!
UPDATE – ROSS has responded to his win! Visit his blog to watch it! He's a hot bitch.
Kim Kardashian will join The Pussycat Dolls show in Las Vegas this August. She will follow in the footsteps of ScarJo, Carmen Electra, Xtina and other.
Kim's clame to fame is showing that ass in a sex tape co-starring Ray-J. Robin Antin's scary face has already been showing Kim some hot moves.
Kim is going to turn on the cheese for sure. You'd probably be better off spending your dough at your local strip club. The moves will be hotter and the drinks will be cheaper.
TMZ reports that insiders at Lynwood are telling them that Paris Hilton is an absolute mess. They confirmed that she's in the medical ward of Lynwood, but they doubt she will be put back in her old cell. Paris' problem is that she's still having severe panic attacks. Sources say she will most likely go back to Twin Towers by the weekend.
And the Oscar goes to…………
Who doesn't have severe panic attacks everyday? We all do! They honestly should just send her ass home already. I think we're all sick of hearing about her ass and it's only making her more famous!
I just don't get it! One minute she's fine, the next minute she's freaking out.
Paris Hilton is the Meryl Streep of a new generation!
Lily Allen cancelled all of her US tour dates, because she "felt like it" and wanted to work on her second album. She did however keep her NYC date, but she obviously didn't want to do it. She showed up hours late, was piss drunk and even forgot the words to her own songs. Witnesses say she had to use a lyrics sheet.
She told the audience, "See, I told you I was going to mess up!"
I'm really into this chick's music, because her snot-nosed attitude ruins it. Bitch needs to check herself and grow up a little.
Boy George was set to begin a UK tour this October, but he has just issued a statement that he will not be making beautiful music after all.
The statement read, "It is with regret that Boy George's October live dates will be cancelled until further notice. This is due to various other "last minute" commitments which unfortunately now clash with the UK dates.
"George would like to personally apologise to his fans and hopes to see you again very soon. Thank you for you continued support."
I don't know what's more shocking: Boy George still touring or that he actually has other plans. My guess would be that his "other commitments" involve several broken light bulbs and an economy sized jar of KY.