Can I Be Diddy’s 7th Child?

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Diddy will take legal responsibility for his 6th child he told Rush & Molloy. Sarah Chapman of Atlanta claimed Diddy was the father of her daughter, Chance. Diddy denied, denied and denied. DNA evidence proved he was the daddy.
 
He said, "At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child. Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life."
 
Diddy has already worked out financial and visitation terms with Sarah Chapman.
 
Diddy's 6th daughter was also a major factor in his relationship ending with Kim Porter. He has three kids with her including twins. Chance was born right before his twins were born. He's apparently trying to get back with her ass.  
 
Diddy has every product imagineable with his name on it. He should put out some condoms and use it himself! Diddy condoms! Moisturize the peen.
 
 
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Indecent!!!

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I love the Olsens more than I love my own poop, but there's just certain things I don't want to know about them. The Olsen in sexy action is one of them. Page Six is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen was seen making out with a dude at Clube Le Baron in Paris.
 
A witness said that "the tall fellow pushed the pint-sized twin up against the wall and furiously made out with her to applause from the crowd. Olsen and her man even got a standing ovation from her table when she wrapped her legs around the guy."
 
Those people weren't giving a standing ovation! They were standing, because they were all running for the toilet! Trolls should keep their intimate relations private! Don't they have tree trunks they can do that sort of thing in?!
 
 
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Morning Wood

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Jes tells Bret that Heather was the one for him. Oh and why didn't Tiffany threaten us with a good time on last night's reunion?! – Celebreality 
 
Heidi and Spencer's love is oh-so real – In Case You Didn't Know 
 
Courtney Love's face is eating itself – SOW 
 
Britney's new album is a BlackoutHoly Moly! 
 
Jamie Foxx yodels! – Celebitchy 
 
JLo is keeping her ass shut – I'm Not Obsessed 
 
The Spice jet – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
 
 
 
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A Couple That Flat Irons Together, Stays Together

October 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Aren't they precious? Pete Wentz looks like he takes more time in the bathroom than Ashlee Simpson. You know I'm on the fence with Asshole. There was a time when she was definitely the hotter of the Simpson skanks, but now she looks soo…..generic. Something's not right about her. Papa Joe has hypnotized her.  
 
Oh and don't ask me what that light bulb is that Pete Wentz is holding. It reads "Burmp" when it really should read "Turd."
 
Here's Ass and Pete at Moveline's Hollywood Life Style Awards last night. 
 
 
 
 
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