Baby Idol

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Antoria Gillon was so determined to audition for "American Idol" in Dallas, TX that she didn't let a little thing called "being 9-months pregnant" get in her way. The 20-year-old hair stylist waited along with 3,500 others for her chance to win a ticket to Los Angeles and possibly become America's Idol.
Just as Antoria was about to sing her heart out, she started having contractions.
She said, "I didn’t want to turn around after being there all those hours in the heat with people pushing. So my friend helped me walk through the line. I wasn’t going to leave without singing.”
The contractions started getting heavier and a judge gave up their seat for her, but Antoria refused to leave.
“I gave it my all through the contractions. They were back to back and getting harder and harder but I was more than willing to have my baby right there. I wasn’t leaving without my golden ticket to the next round.”
Even when the ambulance arrived, Antoria refused to leave. Finally, the judge told her she had a golden ticket to the next round and that's when Antoria allowed the ambulance to take her.
Antoria gave birth to a healthy baby boy the next day. She named him Jamil LaBarron Idol McCowan. This is her second kid.
Baby Idol. Antoria is a determined young woman. At the same time, how she was going to let her baby pop out in the heat and in the middle of thousands of people?! Homegirl probably wasn't even having contractions. She probably just used that shit to guarantee her ass a ticket to Hollyweird. Smart cookie.
Oh and at least she didn't make her baby's first name, IDOL. That would've been tragic.
Source: Fox News

It Was Just A Matter Of Time

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
It was just a matter of time before the "NICOLE RICHIE MIGHT LOSE BABY" stories started to surface. Star Magazine claims that Nicole was rushed to the hospital fearing that she might lose her unborn baby. Sources claim Nicole started bleeding and immediately freaked out and made Douche Madden rush her to the hospital. The doctor apparently assured Nicole that her baby was safe, but told her to eat more. Uh…huh…
A source said, "Nicole was bleeding so much, it was really scary for her. They found out she's suffering from both a hormonal and nutritional deficiency."
How much is a lot of blood to Nicole Richie? She probably hasn't had a period since 2002, so any amount of blood probably freaks her out! I'm sure it was normal spotting, but chick isn't used to seeing blood come out so she freaked.
She's gonna pass out when Thumbelina is born!
That picture is a couple of months old, but I love it when Nicole covers her face. She looks like such a fool! If I was her carrier I'd walk her into an open ditch and laugh!
Image: Splash

Stomach Pumping Is So Nasty

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino's rep and record label still stand by their story that she collapsed due to her heavy touring schedule and "exhausation." There are reports that Amy was rushed to a London hospital, because of an overdose. It has been claimed that she had to have her stomach pumped and that she's still in the hospital "resting."
The Sun claims that Amy was carried into the emergency room by her douche husband. Sources say she was given an adrenaline shot and had her stomach pumped.
Friends hope that this recent event will wake Amy up and force her to get the help that she needs. Her friends have apparently been calling her record company and management begging them to force her into rehab. I say..No..No..No…sorry I couldn't help it.
Friends also claim that Amy's husband has made matters worse due to his heavy drug-use and party ways.
Wino needs more than rehab. They need to ship her and Dreamboat Doherty off to some science lab where they can completely drain their blood. It's the only way!

Someone’s Gonna Have To Get A Second Mortgage On Their House!

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo was awarded $545,000 from husband #1, Ojani Noa, for his plans to write a tell-all on her big ass. Ojani was shopping a book he called, The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller, which would've detailed his first sexual encounter with JLo as well as her filandering while they were married.
That title is so stupid! That's the best he could come up with? The least he could do is name it, "My Life With Big Butt." 
The court-appointed arbitrator agreed with JLo's attorney that this tell-all violated their settlement agreement where Ojani agreed not to disclose details of her personal life for money.
The award consists of $200,000 in compensatory damages for breach of the Lopez-Noa settlement agreement; nearly $300,000 in attorneys' fees and almost $48,000 in arbitration costs. 
You know after hearing this decision, Ojani immediately called JLo and asked if he could borrow $545,000.
And DAMN! JLo was so hot back in the day. That lip liner and lip gloss makes me want to call her "La Whisper." Homegirl probably kepts razors in her hair just in case. She's too good for that now.
Source: People

Drama At Hef’s House

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Police confirmed they are investigating a possible sexual assault that occured at the Playboy mansion this week. Police issued this statement to ET :
"On Wednesday, August 6th, Los Angeles Police Department detectives began an investigation related to a report of a possible sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion in West L.A. For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations of this type, no additional information will be released at this time."
Police would not state if Hef or any of the girls were involved in the incident. The Playboy Mansion hosts parties often, but it is unclear as to whether the incident took place during one of these parties.
Hef's personal secretary, Mary, probably went balls out from all of the sexual tension in the house. She probably rushed Kendra to the floor.  
Either that or Hef showed his turtle head to one of the girls. Hey, that's totally a sexual assault!

Oh, You Think?!

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Tony Almeida was Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard from 2002-2005 and he spoke to InTouch Weekly about the parenting skills of White Oprah and Michael Lohan. Tony isn't really saying anything new, just the same shit. Yes, we know White Oprah is a bad mother. We also know Michael Lohan is a bitch of a father.
Tony said, "From a young age, she dealt with her father's physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother's drinking."
"Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off."
That's not normal? My father used to do that to me all the time! I sort of liked it.
Tony said that White Oprah loved to share in her daughter's spotlight and let her drink at the age of 16. White Oprah also worked Lindsay to the bone since she was the family's sole income. Tony said Lindsay would beg her mother for some time off.
He said she has been cutting herself for years and sees this as a cry for help.
And Tony…let me ask you this? How much you were paid to say how worried you are about Lindsay? The truth is everybody is cashing in on this girl's breakdown.
Source: Page Six – Image: Splash

Hot Slut of the Day!

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
The Lego Man from the sea!
A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

For Hilary

Source: The New York Times




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