Where The Hell Is Phoebe Price?!

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
I have fallen in love with a woman and she's nowhere to be seen. Phoebe Price usually brings out her chicken-breast cheeks every night and she hasn't been seen since June 21st. I'm totally stalking her. I need help. Phoebe Price addiction. Ugh, that is so fucking sad.
Anyway, Phoebe Price is the face (cough, cough) of Lotionglow. Get this shit. Lotionglow is a candle that you light, let burn for a little bit and then pour the wax all over your body like lotion. Kinky it's not. That shit will burn your ass! Wax lotion? That is absolutely the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
That being said, get me this shit STAT!
Source: Lotionglow

Hot Hair

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
It's one of those days! Slooowwwww. If anyone has a wortwhile story, send that shit to me! I've been forced to publish photos of Marcia Cross and her cute baby. Great, I post something that I have nothing negative to say. Well, that hat is all sorts of fug.
Marcia is getting ready to leave for France to attend Eva Longoria's wedding on 7/7/07. I guess that's the day to get married. So dorky. 

Old Lady Hands

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
We always make fun of Madonna and Angelina Jolie having nasty, veiny-ass hands, but those women are older. Katie Holmes is in her 20s and already has veins from. Tom probably injects his "Tom Juice" in there and no "Tom Juice" is not jizz, because I don't think he does that anymore.
Here's Katie looking skinny as shit and old as fuck while going to a business meeting yesterday. Homegirl went from 25 to 45 overnight. Pretending to fuck Tommy Cruise can do that to a girl.  

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