More Baby Buying For Brangelina?

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Some people purchase t-shirts, keychains, lighters or mugs from the places they visit. Brangelina buys babies! According to reports Angelina Jolie is interested in picking up a little souvenir from Prague, a baby boy. The Jolie-Pitt clan are in Prague while Angie shoots her latest flick.
The Sun UK reports that after visiting a Catholic orphanage she became enamored with a little boy.
A source said, "Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again. Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away. She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids."
This would be child #5 if it happens. Didn't this bitch just complain about not having even "mommy/daddy" time, but yet she wants to add another kid to their group?
The funny thing is everytime I hear rumors about them buying another baby I think "nooo…" but it always turns out to be true!  
Bitches are starting a cult I know it! First, they buy all these babies. Then they invite the Brangaloonies to their new compound and then the brainwashing begins!  
Souce: Starpulse

Jordan’s Crystal Daughter

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan has revealed that she's having a baby girl and will name her Crystal after the title character of her second novel. Yes, second novel. I read the first one and I think I blacked it out, because I can't remember a thing about it. It was about some skank who skanks it up and gets implants. Yeah, that was basically it.
Jordan's second book will win loads of prizes I'm sure. A Pulitzer maybe? A Nobel Peace Prize? 
This is a glittering and sexy story of passion and betrayal and one woman's search for true love. Crystal is beautiful, talented and ambitious. All her life she has dreamed of making it as a singer. After years of trying to break into the music industry her chance finally comes when her girl band enters a TV reality show contest. But Crystal has a secret. She's fallen for the wrong man and this one mistake could cost her everything – her friendships, her fame and her chance of ever finding love again…
So basically Jordan's daughter is going to be named after a slut in her book! Classy. Here's Jordan dressed as Cubic Zirconia Barbie for a signing of her book at Harrod's in London. 

Who’s Going To Get The Pomade?

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Hudson's blonde world just got a little darker. Sources say that Kate split up with Owen Wilson a few days before Memorial Day, but they remain "good friends." Don't they always?
The two quietly started dating shortly after Kate split with her husband and baby daddy. Over the last few months they've been a little more open about their relationship even holding hands at events.
Between Kate, Owen and Kate's long-haired son…homegirl probably got sick of the power going out all the time when all three hairdryers would go on. At least there's more hair product for her.
I actually liked these two. Two fuglies did make a right in this case. 
Source: People

You Can’t Tell Me They Don’t Look Hot

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
The Olsen trolls attended the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC last night since they are like darlings of the fashion world or something. You can't sit there and tell me these hos don't look hot. Yes, they will suck your soul with their eyes, but they will do it looking like hot shit.  
MK is in white and Ash is in black. MK was also with that Louboutin shoe dude again. Sugar daddy! 
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