Petey & Kate Get High…Literally

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Kate Moss treated her crackhead boyfriend, Pete Doherty, to a helicopter ride and romantic picnic for his Birthday. The two were both wearing wedding rings adding fuel to the fire that they are engaged or secretly married.

She looks happy…he looks dead.

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James Brown Finally Put to Rest

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

James Brown died on Christmas Day, 76 days ago. He was finally buried yesterday in South Carolina surrounded by only his close family members and children. The hotness that is Tomi Rae Hynie and her son also attended. James’ burial was put on hold, because Tomi claims she was married to him and he fathered her 5-year-old child. DNA on James had to be done before he was put to rest.

James’ children are planning to turn his home into a Graceland-style museum.

This is most likely just the beginning in fighting over James’ estate. Tomi was locked out of the home she shared with him and not given any money.

I say give that crazy bitch everything! She deserves it after entertaining the country by being literally insane!!!! Why couldn’t “The Insider” get video of that funeral! I’m sure that crazy ho was putting on the show of a lifetime!

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Another Year of Rosie

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Rosie O’Donnell was expected to leave “The View” after her one-year was up, but apparently she will stay on another year. ABC promised Rosie her own show, but it’s too late to have her own show ready for this Fall. Since Rosie debut she has added 75,000 viewers a week.

A source said, “She wants ['The View' executive producer] Bill Geddie out. They hate each other. She’ll stay if he leaves.”

Rosie’s rep said nothing has been set in stone.

Let’s be real, this ho has to stay or the show will go down. Rosie keeps this tired ass show in the news almost every single week. If anyone needs to go, it’s Hasselcrack. That dumb slut needs to be banished to E! already with Debbie Matenopolous.

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Birthday Sluts

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Terrence Howard (38)
Thora Birch (25)
Benji Madden (28)
Joel & Benji Madden (28)
Johnny Knoxville (36)
Lisa Loeb (39)
Peter Berg (43)
Alex Kingston (44)
Sam Donaldson (73)
Rupert Murdoch (76)

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Puffed Lips

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is in my fair hamlet this weekend and I’m sure some good “sober” pictures are going to come out of it. She went shopping (of course) yesterday and her lips looked sort of weird to me. I’m not talking about that dick-sucking pink lip gloss, but they look puffy. Perhaps she bites on them to stop the cravings.

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Eh

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Gisele Buttchin graces the cover of Italian Vanity Fair and yeah she looks sort of hot, but I’ve never gotten the appeal. She looks like a slightly more attractive Jennifer Aniston. I’d still let her stick the tip in and possibly give me a cum fiesta.

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We Already Know She Doesn’t Pay Her Bills

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Courtney Love is being sued by Beau Monde International for $181,286, because they claim she didn’t pay her rehab bill. Courtney checked into their facility in Orange County, CA backin 2005 and initially put up the $10,000 to check in. She didn’t pay anything after that and stayed over 2 months.

$10,000 a week?! What the hell kind of rehab is that? Yeah the kind of rehab that gives you a fugly nose job. Seriously, bitch looks like she got fucked in the nostrils.

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He’s A Lot Hotter Since I Found Out He’s a Rich Ho

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was engaged and knocked up from Francois Pinault…I’ve become intrigued with this French dude with the face of a foot. I guess dude is richer than Jesus and tried to buy Gucci once. He has kids from a previous relationship.

I have found pictures of the two in the past. They attended an event in Italy together last April (above). Can’t you feel the chemistry between them? It’s like oil and water! Please, you know she’s only with him, because a)his dick is worth more than what she makes a day and b) she wants a baby for her lover Penny Cruz.

Once she has that kid, she’s going to cash her check and run away to Holland with Penny.

OMG and her tits are going to get HUGE!

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