White Oprah Really Wants A Trump Fued

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
For once in his life Donald Trump had some wise advice for Lindsay Lohan. He simply said, “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents — then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon — I'll keep you straight!”
Makes sense! Well, White Oprah fought back at Donald for absolutely no reason. She issued this statement:
"I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them. Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!"
When does this dumb ho find the time to issue all these statements? I thought she was healing her family or something. It's so apparent that WO simply wants to be in the public eye. You can tell that she's using her daughter's drama to try and woo producers into giving her a show. I bet this skank thinks that if she issues "smart and witty" statements, that maybe someone will give her a show. Yeah, she's in talks for a reality show on E!, but what this bitch really wants is a talk show. They don't call her White Oprah for nothing!

Dress You Up

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Vanity Fair magazine has come out with their annual International Best Dressed list. Gisele Bundchen is on the cover. You can click here to see it.  Half of these people on this list I don't even know. Here it is, I know you've been waiting all your life for this:
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Princess Alexandra of Greece
Marjorie Gubelmann
Princess Mafalda of Hesse
Fran Lebowitz
Michelle Obama
Bee Shaffer
Tilda Swinton
Ivanka Trump
Renée Zellweger
Tiki Barber
Jonathan Becker
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Lapo Elkann
Richard E. Grant
Lenny Kravitz
Luis and Rafael Medina
Hidetoshi Nakata
Nicolas Sarkozy
Gay Talese
David and Victoria Beckham
The Earl and Countess of Cawdor
Damon Dash and Rachel Roy
Frédéric Fekkai and Shirin von Wulffen
Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
David Lauren and Lauren Bush
Viscount and Viscountess Linley
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Ruben and Isabel Toledo
Hall of Fame
Alba Clemente
George Clooney
Marina Rust Connor
Anderson Cooper
Sofia Coppola
Jemima Khan
Anna Piaggi
No CoCo! No Phoebe Price! No Dreamboat Doherty! No Harvey! This list sucks ass.

Corey Who?

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
"American Idol" loser Corey Clark was busted yesterday morning in Arkansas on drug charges and for an outstanding warrant from Arizona. Corey was busted for possession of controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia at about 2:30 a.m. His Arizona warrant stems from not appearing in court on trespassing charges.
Corey was booted early from American Idol after he failed to tell producers of a previous arrest. He later went on to say that he had an affair with Paula Abdul and she gave him tips on how to further in the competition and promised to fund his career. Paula almost got fired. She denied it all.
Oh, don't you love it when old friends come to visit? Corey also got a new 'do. That's nice to see. Now if I never have to see this douche again, I'll be one happy hooker.
Thanks Tammie

Wino’s Ballet Slippers!

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Courtney Love was spotted shopping at Kitson yesterday looking once again like a crazy homeless woman roaming the streets preaching about how the world is ending.
I don't get the deal with Kitson. I've been there several times and their shit is TRASH! I can basically get the same crap at the Sanrio store for 80% less!
Anyway, looks like Courtney stole Amy Wino's ballet slippers and bedazzled them a little. Court is so crafty. 

Hot Mugshot

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Matthew Roloff is one of the stars of TLC's "Little People, Big World" which follows a family of little people. Well, Matthew was busted for DUI on June 19th.  The 45-year-old was pulled over in Washington County after police officers saw his van swerving back and forth.
After he failed a sobriety test he was taken to jail, cited and released.
Two things. First, he probably only swallowed a little bit of mouthwash. It doesn't take much.
Second, how can he past a sobriety test?! He walks with a crutch! He can't walk in a straight line, sober. 
Source: TMZ

Oh No She Didn’t!!!

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Why can't Rosie O'Donnell keep her fingers SHUT! She's gone off again and this time she's gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well….angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here's what that Rosie had to say on her blog:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
pain filled
love less
so needy for love

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

an interior designer
top of her game
home maker of the stars
a hairdresser arrives

and nods
yes yes
i know her so
money wasted – time – talent

no no no
she cries
did u know u were creating for me?
she asks the insulted artist

and blah blah blah
good god
the worst of us

It's called entertainment!!!!! Yes, Paula is all sorts of crazy, but I like her that way! It's not like she's driving around smashing into poles or getting arrested. She's keeping her crazy indoors! Rosie needs to lighten the EFF up. 
She needs to get that coochie cat released every now and again. Damn, it's not that serious.

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