Let me just start off by saying that this Fox Reality Awards Show is a MESS!!!! This shit is like World War 3! It's like Amanda Lepore did herself with a rhinestone dildo and then came all over Boulevard 3 in Hollywood. This is the greatest awards show ever!
Anyway, one of my favorite people in the entire world, Hottie from Flavor of Love 1, actually performed! When is this shit going to be on TV, because I need to recognize it. You know Hottie turned it out! She is a true talent. She looks like one of those butterball turkeys accidentally cooked with the netting still on it!
And I love how Sangina is posing with all the people I would want to pose with. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!
Has Brooke Hogan not been taking her female hormones?! What the hell would possess her to pick out that hideous outfit! You know the girls from Crack Rock of Love looked at her and said "Damn, she's tacky!"
What innocent gay cat on acid had to die for that dress?! I mean this girl isn't even 20-years-old!!! The "Beauty and the Geek" dude looks sexier than her.
Brooke wore a more suitable dress earlier in the night when she posed with Sangina. Sangina probably asked to borrow that dress, so Brooke changed. She's so sweet.
Here's Tranny McTranny at that mess reality show awards last night.
CONFUSED: Jennifer Aniston is queen of the tabloids – ICYDK
Natalie Portman actually shows some real emotion – Popoholic
Ann Coulter bites the hand that feeds – Mollygood
Ronnie Wood fakes insurance claim to get drug money!! – Holy Moly!
Howard K. Stern files a $60 million lawsuit – Towleroad
She's probably going to use one of those pumpkins to stash her coke – I'm Not Obsessed
Thievery on the Indy Jones set – SOW