Getting To Know You

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Peter Andre has said that he's waiting to get to know his baby girl before he names her. It was previously reported that Jordan was planning to name her daughter "Crystal" after the character in her new fiction novel.
He said, "We haven’t decided on a name yet because we want to see what she looks like over the next few days.”

“At the moment I am just calling her ‘baby’. She is already pinked out to the max. I hope she looks like Katie because Junior looked like me when he was born. I feel a bit dazed but so excited.”

They are totally going to name her Baby after Dirty Dancing. You know that movie probably really touched them on an intense level.

Baby Andre is already a TV star. The aftermath of Baby's birth was filmed for Peter and Jordan's reality show.  

Here's Peter being gay hot at a book signing in London today. Does every D-list celeb have a book out in the UK?!  


It Seems Madge Can’t Do Anything Right

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
I'm not Madonna's biggest fan or anything and I'm usually the first to call her out, but this is just ridic. Madge will headline Live Earth London this Saturday and she's come under fire, because she's not as green as she seems.
Fox News reports that "Green" means money to Madge. She has come under fire for being an investor in companies that are creating the destruction that Live Earth is trying to raise awareness about.
They report:
It's a cruel irony that Madonna's Ray of Light Foundation owns blocks of shares in companies that folks like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio would like to see punished and rehabilitated for their attitudes toward global warming, climate control and basic pollution.
The companies include Alcoa, Ingersoll Rand, Weyerhaeuser, and several others associated with oil exploration, digging, and refining including British Petroleum, Schlumberger (a chief competitor of Halliburton), Devon Energy, Peabody Energy, Emerson Electric, Kimberly Clark and Weatherford International.

Madonna's Ray of Light Foundation has stock in each of these companies. Her last published tax statement claims $4.2 million in corporate stock, and only $620,000 in donations to other charities including her pet project: the Kabbalah Center.

Madonna even has 175,000 shares of Ford Motor Company, which in 2005 — the last year for which Ray of Light Foundation's tax form is available — had only one hybrid SUV in its fleet. Even now, but certainly then, Ford was/is not known as a green company. The only obvious thing Ford and Madonna have in common is Detroit — although it could be argued that only Ford has retained its Midwest accent.

It's a long ass article, so visit Fox News to read the rest. I mean how is this woman to know every single detail of her life? I guess she could tell her money bitches to only invest in "green companies." I mean Madonna isn't the greenest of celebrities, but cut her some slack. The only thing I do know is that her hand scares the shit out of me!!!!

Image: Splash




Britney Has A Boyfriend, I Think

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears' mysterious Geico caveman has been identified. He's her bodyguard. The same bodyguard that saved SPF's life when she almost dropped his ass in NYC. Besides according to The National Enquirer Britney already has a man.
They have an exclusive interview with that dude she met in rehab. She was linked to real estate investor John Sundahl a couple of months ago and now he claims they are still dating.
He said that Britney recently helped him out when he had bowel surgery. NASTY! He has a shitty ass! He said, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "
More like she made you unconscious with her singing. He went on to say, "I love being around her. She's a sweet, caring girl and a good mom."
Good mom?! Are we talking about the same Britney Spears?
He also said that KFed's attorney subpoenaed him to testify in their divorce battle.
I say he's full of shit. No, he literally is. I mean he had bowel surgery!
Image: Daily Mail

Lohan Has A Boyfriend

July 6, 2007 / Posted by:
The road to recovery looks fun! Lindsay Lohan looks to be back to her old tricks! She partied again last night at a Malibu house. Lindsay also admitted that she has a boyfriend. The Mirror quoted her as saying,
“I have a boyfriend now and pretty soon I’ll be going home to LA, so everything will become much calmer.”
Going home to LA? Isn't she in LA. The Mirror is WACKED!
It's not known whether that boyfriend is Calum Best, AJ Lamas, Evan Ross or the mystery dude she met in rehab. She's been linked to all those dudes in the past couple of weeks.  
I'm guessing she got back together with her first love, COKE. I'm joking! She's sober and a good girl now. By the way Lohan, a hooker on Sunset & Vine called me, she wants her frock back. 

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