Normal or Fat?

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
I'm confused. When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer. But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me. I don't know what to believe. I want to ask my mother, but she thinks Nicole Richie could lose a few, so she's the wrong person to ask.
 
Kelly definitely has the "fat gene" but is this fat?! I don't even know anymore!? The media has messed up my brains!  
 
 
 
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Afternoon Crumbs

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Dita Von Teese needs a new act – Mollygood 
 
Jessica Alba's sandy ass – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Chestica Simpson is getting worse – IDLYITW 
 
The Pussycat Tranny gets a push – Egotastic! 
 
Ryan Phillipe is borderline sleazy – Popsugar 
 
Michelle Rodriguez in a mankini – Drunken Stepfather 
 
Paris Hilton the nun – Hollywood Rag 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to lose the 'do – The Bastardly 
 
McConagay gets down with the bongos – Just Jared 
 
Don Johnson and Helen Mirren together at least – ASL 
 
Ridiculous Star Wars characters – Cityrag 
 
 
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Allie is Famous

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Britney Spears' cousin/assistant/shit picker-upper, Allie, is quickly becoming almost as famous as her master. I mean, I see this chick everywhere! Allie was spotted in Studio City at The Wig Company picking up some cheap-ass wigs for Brit. Britney needs to show us the goods already. Not only that, but if you're going to wear a wig at least let it look expensive.  
 
And I know how those hot Asian ladies work! You know they jacked up the price on those $5 wigs to like $200, because Britney's stupid ass wouldn't know the difference.  Those hos are really hot.
 
 
 
 
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