I Want Sharon Osbourne’s Quotes on a T-Shirt

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I'm not really a fan of Sharon Osbourne, but bitch says hot things. She went off on Gene Simmons, because I guess he talked bad about her kids. Who doesn't, right?
 
She had this to say about his chick, Shannon Tweed, "His wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt!" 
 
That shit is hot.
 
 

Afternoon Crumbs

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Writhing on the floor with no panties?!? – IDLYITW 
 
Petra Nemcova's boob flops out – Hollywood Tuna 
 
Beyonce in a bikini is actually sort of refreshing - Egotastic! 
 
Minnie Driver's bra gets in the way – Drunken Stepfather 
 
Shar Jackson says Britney ruined her life! HAHAHAHA! Mine too – Hollywood Rag 
 
Kittens and water – Cityrag 
 
Nicole Kidman is still not pregnant – Popsugar 
 
Here comes the Prison Break toys – Just Jared 
 
ScarJo and Louis Vuitton AGAIN – ASL 
 
 
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Already In Love?!

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
If your name is Cameron Diaz, don't read this.
 
Justin Timberlake is apparently "in love" with Jessica Biel. The two have been on-and-off since January, but things really heated up when Jessica visited Justin in the UK where he was on tour.
 
A source close to Justin said, "She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious." 
 
That's lovely, but I'm more concerned about his beard. The beard on his face. Does he think that pubes on his neck is attractive?  
 
Source: People
 

Countdown to the Deflowering of Katee Holmes!

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Katee Holmes' official website is up and has a clock counting down the days, hours and minutes until she gets her cherry popped! This is the chick that has got KATIE Holmes pissed off. Yeah, KATIE actually feels emotion when it's needed.  
 
Defamer already has some great porn title ideas for Ms. KATEE's soon-to-be successful porn career.
 
Porking Mrs. Tingle
Phone Booth Full of Anal Sluts
 
And I've added a few of my own:
 
Fist Daughter
The Ice Porn
Dawson's Crack
 
Play along! This is a fun game for a slow Friday…
 
 
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Morning Wood

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Britney's Allie is a traitor! She's hanging around Avril Lavigne who loves to talk trash on Brit Brit – Mollygood 
 
Angelina Jolie's devil eyes – INO 
 
Elodie Bouchez needs a new smile – The Bastardly 
 
Amy Winehouse's parents aren't happy with her quickie marriage – Celebitchy 
 
HoHan's next album is going to be "urban pop" … more like "urban poop" – ICYDK 
 
Why is Lindsay suddenly so camera shy? – SOW 
 
 
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Paris Hilton’s New Pussy

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The animal kingdom needs our help! There's a new threat to them that is more dangerous than any disease or predator. Her name is Paris Hilton and she's slowly ruining the lives of animals everywhere!
 
Paris was spotted yesterday with her douche of a trainer entering her home with a new cat. Is ho running some sort of lab up in there? She's probably performing tests on them hoping to unlock the cure for her skank.
 
Save the pussies!  
 
 
 
 
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Romance is OFFICIALLY Dead

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:

Who wouldn’t want to hear the words “Will You Marry Me?” in front of boxes of suppositories and condoms? Romance at its finest. This video shows an employee of Virgin Airlines proposing to his girlfriend in the middle of a drugstore! It’s like he planned this whole thing. The woman seems happy and hopefully it’s an “inside joke” between the two of them.

“Will you marry me Angela? Oh and did you pick up those laxatives I needed?”

VIA HEAT

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HoHan Takes It Off, Gives Sisterly Advice

May 25, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The official website for Lindsay Lohan's next bomb of a movie "I Know Who Killed Me" now has clips of her stripping. They probably saved money on shooting and just asked HoHan for clips from her personal stash. You can head on over to the site to see it. It's not surprising.
 
Lindsay also recently said that her stint in rehab was a waste of time. Ok, she didn't say that. She said that she used that time to teach her sister a lesson. Yeah, how to not get caught.
 
She said, "There are certain things I don't cross the line talking to her about, but she's pretty observant and she's witnessed a lot, especially between my parents… She came to see me in rehab – I wanted her to see what it was like, so she'd never want to be in a place like that."
 
Heh? Lindsay you gave her a preview of the future! Her sister is a drunk, Her mommy's probably a drunk, her daddy's a drunk….if history repeats itself homegirl will be in there in 2 years.
 
Source: Contact Music
 
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