No More Louis For Lohan

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Louis Vuitton apparently hates Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was in the running to be the face of the label at one time, but now the label doesn't want any piece of her. An inside source told Page Six that they will never lend her clothes again.
Bitch kept stealing their clothes for a photoshoot with Elle Magazine which hits stands today.
"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," said a snitch. "Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper's Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."
Klepto! Wait! Maybe those "coke pants" were in the pile she stole. Louis Vuitton is setting her up! She's innocent! Don't worry Lohan, I'm on the case! 

Nothing To Worry About

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Madonna's lawyers are trying to keep away sexy pictures and letters from an old boyfriend from being made public. The private pictures from the 1990s were taken by her boyfriend at the time James Albright. The pics are said to be explicit.
Madge's lawyers are afraid the images will affect her "stick up her ass" persona. No, they are afraid it will affect her adoption of David Banda. The head of the Malawi child welfare service is about to spend a week with Madonna and David in London and she doesn't want those pictures in the papers.
The pictures and letters are being shopped around for a price tag of around $200,000.
Unless the pictures of Madonna having an orgy with farm animals, it's not anything we haven't seen before! I mean there's pictures of her straddling a dog naked!
Ooooh, she used to be so much fun.

Hot Slut of the Day!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
The 7-legged lamb!!
A lamb with seven legs was born in New Zealand but so badly deformed that it was to be destroyed, a local newspaper reported. He's also a hermaphrodite! HeShe needs to be saved!!!
Thanks April

Birthday Sluts

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Tom Brady (30)
Evangeline Lilly (28)
Michael Ealy (34)
John Landis (57)
Martha Stewart (66)
Martin Sheen (67)
Tony Bennett (81)


Lynwood Is The Place To Be

August 2, 2007 / Posted by:
The crabs Paris Hilton left behind will now have someone to talk to! Nicole Richie will serve her sentence at Lynwood. That's where Paris spent 23 lovely days.
Nicole had the option of choosing a private and "nicer" facility to serve her 4 days, but if she would have to serve the entire sentence. At Lynwood Nicole will get time for "good behavior" and all that other crap. She could end up being released within a few hours due to overcrowding.
Nicole may also serve in the medical ward, because she's knocked up and special like that. 
Paris will hand off the keys to Nicole and then maybe…just maybe…Nicole will hand those keys off to Blohan!
Source: TMZ

Broken Ri Ri

August 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Alien hotness Rihanna bumped into a chair messing up her foot. She won't be able to walk for 2 weeks, but she said she'll perform her Dallas show in a chair. In a chair? REFUND!
A little messed up foot didn't stop Rihanna from spending some of her cash on Robertson in L.A. yesterday.
It's a good thing that when she hit that chair she didn't fall down and bust her FIVE-head too! Hahah! Love that alien ho.

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