Wimp

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest is almost here and last year's champion may not even compete. Japanese dog-swallower Takeru Kobayashi has won the Independence Day competition for the past 7 years. This year however an arthritic jaw may land him on the bench. 
 
Last year he set a world recording by swallowing almost 54 dogs in 12 minutes.
 
He said, "Already I can't open my jaws more than just a little bit. There's no pain only if I open my mouth about enough for one finger. More than that is painful and I can't open it."  He hopes to be ready to deep throat by July 4th.
 
His biggest competition comes from California. The man beat his record by swallowing 59 dogs in 12 minutes.
 
Lock jaw?! Don't ever let lock jaw get in the way of a little weiner eating. Just spray that shit with lube and open wide. Some of us sluts should enter that shit. We were born to swallow sausage! 
 
 
 
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I Wish I Could Love You

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Is Heath Ledger hot or not? I never know what to think about him. Everytime I see him I picture that pasty-assed Michelle Williams jiggling her flour sacks in his face and it leaves me sour. He's sort of hot….I guess…even with that douche hat. 
 
Here's Heather (I like call him that) at the premiere of "Rescue Dawn" in NYC last night.  
 
 
 
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Face For Radio

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:

In case you missed it here’s Amy Winehouse’s new video for “Tears Dry On Their Own” directed by David LaChapelle.

This bitch looks like a junkie cat dressed up like the bride of Frankenstein for Halloween and looking for a fish head.

She looks like she’s falling asleep. Give her another hit, mama needs to wake up and “perform.”

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PETA Needs To Stop

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
PETA has blasted Michael Moore, because he's a meat eater and they feel he's too fat to helm a documentary about the health industry. PETA urged Michael to become a veggie, because it will help him lose weight.
 
Michael's latest documentary "SICKO" about healthcare in America will hit theaters this Friday.
 
Peta wrote to Michael, “There’s an elephant in the room, and it is you."
 
Why does PETA feel the need to stick their nose into fucking everything? What does being fat have to do with making movies? And what does making movies have to do with animal rights? I'm confused. I need a steak and a fur coat.
 
 
 
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Drawn By A 5-Year-Old, Sociopath or Paris Hilton

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Paris HIlton made this card for Harvey Levin of TMZ . WHAT THE FUCK? My pussy could've drawn a better picture and I don't even have a pussy! Well, we'll talk about that later. This bitch has the brain of a 5-year-old.
 
 
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