Ellen Barkin Got Fug

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Why Ellen why?! Why did you have to get a vagina attached to your mouth?! Ugh. Ellen Barkin used to be so damn hot, but looks like having too much money has gotten to her face. She showed up looking "enhanced" at the photocall for Ocean's 13 at Cannes.

Dick and Nut Puller-Outer

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:

April’s Hot Slut of the Month and the leader of “Vagina Power” is back! Alexyss K. Tylor is pissed off! Again, I have no idea what she’s talking about she still has not failed me.

Quote of the Millennium:

“The man that was on the news last night…he did not publicaly use dick and pussy, but he pulled his whole dick and pulled his whole set of nuts out on another man while he was at the Hartfield Jackson airport bathroom and I know he is educated like you are, because they say is a professor and he teaches at college. He is a professor by day and dick sucker and a dick puller-out and nut puller-outer at night or part-time. Are your delivering mail or delivering dick and nuts?”

She goes on and on about this dude and it’s really a thrilling tale.

THIS BITCH IS MY HERO! Another must-see video with plenty of amazing quotes!

Thanks ballin

Morning Wood

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:

The diss heard around the world – BWE

Xtina leaves a Mickey D’s wearing fur – Mollygood

Orlando Bloom will get nekkid onstage – INO

Nicole Richie is the worst actress EVER – SOW

Anne Heche accuses her ex of loving the porn – ICYDK

Justin Timberlake is making beautiful music with Reba McEntireGabsmash

Barton VS SilvstedtDerek Hail


More Like a “Boob-ist”

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton was spotted buying a Buddhist tome at Hollywood's Bodhi Tree book store. This was just days after she was made sure she was photographed holding the Holy Bible. Sources close to her say that she's following her lawyers orders and cleaning up her act.
A source said, "Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail. They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She's got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime." 
Paris was seen yesterday shopping for stationary at Staples. Letter writing in the clink!
Jesus and Buddha can't save Paris! She should call up Tom Cruise and beg to be let into Scientology. She belongs with those head cases.  

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