"She is very angry at the moment and, when she found out, she flew into a rage."
Char even got her mother on his ass and she's been cursing out Gavin over the phone.
A fat, pregnant bitch and her angry mother? Yeah, sounds like something I'd like to come home to. Charlotte looks like those ghetto ass pregnant women on "Cops" that get arrested for beating their husbands now. Cheating is not hot, but cheating on Charlotte Church might be ok.
"We thought her people were just joking. But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious."
They were also told to never ask about Guy Ritchie, Kabbalah or her children.
What is with all these stupid rules? You can't ask them anything anymore more, you can't look at them, not you have to only look at them. Soon they are going to give you the questions to ask them. I would've asked her ass why the road to Terabithia is all over her hands.
Above is Madge's wax figure. Yeah, what a joke.
Greer Childers of Body Flex and the Motionless Exercise