Tyra Banks in Sports Illustrated THEN or NOW? Source: CL
Does Brit Brit have a 3-year drug problem? – We Love Celebs Keanu Reeves can not be slumming it with Jennifer Aniston or is it the other way around… – CN A Grey’s Anatomy spin-off? – SOW Hugh Grant thinks plastic surgery is hot – ICYDK Are Brangelina getting marriage counseling? – Glitterati ANS was about to change her will – CDD
ET is reporting that Britney Spears has left Promises in Malibu after checking in on Monday evening. Brit was photographed there yesterday, but sources say she checked herself out early this morning. Her manager Larry Rudolph issued this statement yesterday, “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.” What da hell?! Does she bolt when they tell her you can’t drink booze or do drugs in rehab? Jesus! She needs to see it like a vacation. Ugh, she’s totally hitting the dyke bars tonight to debut her new look. Someone stop this girl!
Angelina Jolie is actually smiling! Posh Beckham is actually attempting to smile! This is a good day. The two spent some qt with their little ones on different sides of the country. Angelina and Zahara watched Mardi Gras festivites from their balcony in the French Quarter section of New Orleans. Posh took her youngest son, Cruz, to Burger King in L.A. for his birthday. Cheap bitch! Burger King? Source
Michelle Rodriguez’s brains have apparently went on vacation, because homegirl is spewing some ridiculous garbage. She’s upset about her two DUI convinctions, one in the ’04 and one in the ’05. She said, “At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head. We get stopped driving 15 miles an hour down a 35-40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender.” Crazy talk! For her DUI conviction, Michelle was fined, put in the clink and ordered to carry out community service. “I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment. I get bitch-slapped by Uncle Sam again in Hollywood. I get a sentence to wear a bracelet for three months to detect liquor content in your sweat. “The second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use Listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it. I started to feel a bit like a pawn. For someone like me this level of control just isn’t necessary.” Is she listening to herself?! So I ask, does drinking massive amounts of cooze juice rot the brains? Oh Michelle, I know being a “top” all the time is probably stressful…try getting effed every now and again and you most likely won’t have these brain issues! Source
Screw Brit Brit and ANS! This is the news of the century! UsWeekly is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have exchanged “I love yous.” FRONT PAGE NEWS! The pair have been dating for a few months and apparently Nicole is considering moving into Joel’s Glendale home. When are we going to get word that they’ve taken their relationship to the next level by going caca in front of each other?
Boring couple of the year, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are apparently expecting a bastard. Pregnancy rumors have been surrounding them for a while now and close friends of the couple claim that she’s indeed knocked up. A source said, “They have wanted a baby for some time now. No one would be surprised if they married soon, but kept it quiet like Heath [Ledger] and Michelle [Williams].” That baby is going to die of boredom! Just kidding, she’s hot…he’s not…so hopefully that babes will inherit her genes. You know Nicole Kidman is PISSED that Naomi beat her to the punch! Source
When Britney Spears shaved her head, I totally joked that she probably had lice. Well, that’s what a source close to her is saying. The source said, “She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible.” Yeah, isn’t that pretty? Lice? Blech! I’m sure she got some kind of jungle super-lice when she was hanging around with Paris Hilton. SUCIO! Britney is currently getting treatment for some sort of problem at Promises in Malibu. I’m guessing booze and Nyquil addictions. Source Thanks Clint
Look how hot Sharon Stone is. She’s at the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan today and she’s way too glamorous for any of those people. Steven Tyler’s corpose has risen from the grave and is talking to her, but she’s only hearing the sound of glamour and fashion. Even Bobby Cavalli tries to get in, but she can’t be bothered. She’s way hotter than all of those Hollywood hos half her age!
Jordan is currently a few months pregnant with her third child, but she didn’t let that stop her from getting a photo opportunity on the beach. Jordan showed off her pregnant belly which isn’t that big. She also showed off the fact that she really wants to look like Barbie. I mean… Damn, she’s hot.