The Low-Rent David Blaine

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Cameron Diaz's new girlfriend, Criss Angel, is planning to hang 40-feet above Times Square in a concrete covered cube next month. Criss will have 24-hours to escape the cube or it will crash to the ground. The stunt is to promote the new season of his show "Mindfreak" on A&E.
He said, 'I always try to do things that have never been done before. 'I was in the water for 24 hours in Times Square for 'Good Morning America,' doing it in 2001. Later somebody else tried to mimic me.''
Oooh snap to David Blaine! Criss' stunt will begin June 4th in NYC. 
Hey, to add a little more "drama" to the stunt can Cameron stand below the cube right before it falls? That would be aweeeeesome. 
Source: Starpulse

Oprah Got to Daddy!

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday it was reported that Oprah's daddy, Vernon Winfrey, was planning to write a tell-all with her sister. Today it's a different story.
TVGuide asked Vernon about the book and he said, "There is no book! We might think about it later on."
Vernon denied that Oprah talked to him about it. Yeah, right! Bitch sent a check over and Vernon couldn't refuse. It's the power of Oprah.
Here's Vernon with Sugar Bush's hot mommy . If you don't know Sugar Bush you must. That is one hot ho.
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Svedka Vodka is HoHan’s New Sponsor

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Svedka vodka has confirmed that they are sponsoring Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 21st Birthday party in Las Vegas this July. The deal could get Lindsay up to 7-figures. Lindsay will have her party at Pure and rumors has it they are paying her ass up to $400,000.
Lohan's lawyer confirms that Svedka is sponsoring it and promises the best party ever.
Her rep said, "I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."
So someone who is supposedly a recovering alkie is being sponored by a booze company? Brilliant! She probably tried to get the country of Colombia to sponsor her party, but they weren't available.
Source: NYDN – Image: Splash

Knocked Up?

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Demi Moore has to be pregnant! Lately, she's been wearing a lot of maternity dresses and last night at the premiere of "Mr. Brooks" was no exception. She recently said that she's open to having another kid and that she wants a boy, because she has no luck with girls since they all turned out fugly. Just joking! She didn't say that.
Here's Demi with her favorite charity project, Ashton Kutcher and one of the Willis trolls last night.

Surgery! That’s How You Kept It Off!

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
What is with this new trend of celebrities declaring "How They Got Skinny" on the cover of tabloid magazines? They are all doing it and it's annoying. We know how they did it and they are just flaunting it in our faces, because we can't afford it!
Anyway, Janet Jackson told UsWeekly that she lost it from "diet and excercise" aka "nip and tuck."
Janet said, “If I can do it, anybody can do it. Eating light and clean helps, but you really shouldn’t think of it as a diet, otherwise you feel like you’re depriving yourself. If you crave something, you should have a little bit of it, then let it go and move on. Do a little exercise so you’re back on track. “It’s about control and it’s a balanced diet. Of course I have cheat days! Especially with my dancers, who love to eat. And after a hard day of work, they want to unwind and grab a drink, and alcohol is not good for my diet with all the extra calories. I try to have a glass of wine, but then somebody comes with a lemon drop and it’s so good. You feel like you’re drinking cough syrup or candy, and before you know it, the next day comes and you feel it. I make up for it with a few more reps when I lift weights.”

Blah…Blah..Blah!! LIES! Anyhow, Janet looks hot in the bod but what is going on in the face? She's literally turning into LaToya Jackson before our very eyes and that's not a good thing. What's with the Jacksons and plastic surgery? When they were born did the doctor hand their parents a plastic surgery gift card along with our birth certificate?

Making Calum Jealous

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a mystery dude the other night. This is on the heels of her rumored break-up with Calum Best. I can't keep track with this ho. If she's really hittin' this new dude than I've lost any slut respect I've had for her. One of the "slut rules" is that you dont' take advantage of "special people" and it's very clearly that douchebag is special!
That being said, this was all staged to make Calum jealous.

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