Adam Sandler doesn't look that bad, actually. I'd give it a go! Why not? Adam was spotted cleaning out his car trunk this past weekend. No privacy! I don't see a bulge though. I guess no morning wood for Adam.
This past weekend a dozen of 7-Eleven stores across the country turned into Kwik-E-Marts to promote "The Simpsons" movie which hits theaters July 27th. The Kwik-E-Marts will also sell items from the movie like Duff beer, Krusty O's, Squishees and Buzz Cola. 7-Eleven apparently paid for the entire thing.
7-Eleven's head bitch said, "We thought if you really want to do something different, the idea of actually changing stores into Kwik-E-Marts was over the top but a natural. It shows they get the joke."
It's pretty lame that I actually want to visit one of these. The Kwik-E-Mart locations are NYC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Burbank, Henderson, Orlando, Mountain View, Seattle, Bladensburg and one in Canada.
Cynthia Rodriguez is the wife of Alex Rodriguez of the NY Yankees and she's in a little bit of trouble after wearing a tank top with the words "Fuck You" scrolled on the back. Cynthia was with her 2-year-old daughter and there were also other kids around her.
One dude had to remove his 10-year-old from the area. A witness said, "I mean this kid was right in back of Cynthia – his nose must have been about 4 inches away from the words 'Fuck you.'"
Several people alerted security of the shirt, because Yankees stadium policy states that banners or anything with obscene language are now allowed. Security still didn't do anything. I guess they didn't want to throw out A-Rod's wife.
Last May, A-Rod was caught with a stripper suggesting he had cheated on his wife. I would too, she's a total bitch!
Cynthia Rodriguez is the eptiome of a classy and elegant mother. Seriously, Good Housekeeping needs her on their cover.
Britney is on the clam RIGHT NOW trying to get that "awesome and sexy" tank top.
Nicole Richie loves to keep us guessing, doesn't she? At LAX last week she made sure to use her pillow to cover her belly, because of the rumors that she's knocked up with Douche Madden's baby. I don't know if I buy it. If she's trying to make us think she's knocked up, she should put the pillow on the other side. Genius.