Pamela Anderson hastily married Rick Salomon this past weekend, because she's knocked up! That's what InTouch Weekly is reporting anyway. 40-year-old Pammy has already denied she's expecting, but sources have told InTouch she's 2-months pregnant.
Pam found out on September 29th, the same day she applied for a marriage license with Rick.
A source said, "Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing. Pam had begged Rick to keep the news secret until she had reached three months, but he broke his promise"
She also doesn't want to announce she's pregnant just yet, because she suffered a miscarriage not too long ago. She's apparently quit the booze and is on the ozone treatment to "cure" her Hepatitis C.
Even if she is pregnant she won't ever announce it. That's the new trend among Hollytards. Get knocked up, but keep people guessing for maximum exposure and publicity!
Pam is such trash! Getting knocked up, getting married, getting divorced….ugh! Pam please do yourself a favor and get spayed!
Brit Brit loves her pooch London more than her boys so says OK! Magazine. They claim that when Brit is told her dog isn't allowed into a restaurant she flips the hell out and starts crying hysterically.
A source said, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London."
"If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.”
The source went on to say that when told everything was going to be alright and she was going to get her boys back, Brit replied, "I don't give a shit anymore. I never wanted them in the first place."
Why didn't this "source" have a damn tape recorder, cell phone or anything. They could've just asked that dumb dumb to repeat what she just said INTO the tape recorder. She would've fallen for it and I would've had a new ringtone!
I asked my lazy bitch of a dog, Elvie, to do something with his life and call up London for a statement. Elvie told me to eff off, because he was too busy licking the area where his nuts used to be. No nuts Elvie! Hahaha!
I'm sure London would've just said "yelp" over and over again.
A source told Rush & Molloy that Charlie Sheen loves those "real dolls." Reportedly he paid $6,000 for one dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. Charlie tried to get two women to have a little foursome with the doll, but even those call girls wouldn't go that far.
The source said, "They couldn't stop laughing at him. Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."
What's funny about all of this is that the joint that makes those dolls, RealDolls.com has a male doll they call "Charlie." The Charlie doll dick is kind of wonky and short though. Just like the original! Click here to see it, but it's NSFW.
There's something not right about those dolls. They are going to come after Charlie for murdering one of their own! It's a Twilight Zone episode waiting to happen.
Vanity Fair did a tell-all expose on that sleazebag Lou Pearlman claiming he likes to touch boys "down there." The Vanity Fair article quoted many of the young men Lou worked with while he was creating some of the biggest boy groups around from Backstreet Boys to N'Sync.
Lou thinks VF is full of shit. Of course he does. He told Radar Online , "This article is clearly biased and one-sided without substantial evidence. We are all good friends and had a normal friendship with no inappropriate activity. I don't think there is anything wrong [with having one's] own sexual preference, but no, I've never dated nor have I been interested in men sexually."
Lou goes on to deny every single account VF claims including the infamous towel incident. Take 5 member, Tim Christofore, said that Lou used to wrestle with them only wearing a towel which would fall off.
Lou said, "T.J. [Christofore] is making up this story. He sued me in child labor court and lost. If what he says is true, you would think he would have brought it up to help his case. The fact that he never mentioned this in court should tell you where he's coming from. He's just trying to join the lynch party. Besides, I've never owned a towel that could wrap all the way around me anyway."
Umm…maybe that's why the towel kept falling off? BULLSHIT! I've seen towels big enough to wrap a double-decker bus with. Wal-Mart has em…so I've heard.
Lou can deny all he wants, but look at that face! Actually don't, you might get sick and I don't want to be responsible for that.
VIA Page Six
In the newest issue of OK! Magazine UK Jordan shows off 2-year-old Junior Andre. He's a doll, but where the hell is Harvey?! A Jordan photo spread is not complete without the REAL star of the family. He was probably busy getting his nails done. He doesn't have time to deal with all that nonsense.
Check out ONTD for a couple more scans of this lovely duo.