Ass Candy

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Don't know what to get your mother for Mother's Day?! Well, I've got the perfect gift for you! It's chocolate modeled after someone's a-hole. Yeah, really romantic. According to the makers the candy has " aphrodisiac properties and is also good for helping to ease a hangover."
That's funny, because they make me nauseous.
Besides I usually like my assholes chocolate free if I ain't being too subtle.
Source: Dan Savage
Thanks Josh & Markus

Jen and Brad Divorce!

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
After only 4 months of marriage Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito have called it quits! Jen filed for divorce today due to irreconcilable differences. OF COURSE! God, come up with something more creative! Jen is asking a lot, though.
She's asking for spousal support, but doesn't want to give him any. She also wants him to pay for her legal fees. Which is sort of weird since she has money of her own.
I'm guessing he cheated on her ass. A woman scorned.
A source to the couple said they've been broken up for a while.
Source: TMZ
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Afternoon Crumbs

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Kiki's skank feet are still prettier than her face – Just Jared 
Fergie's a mom from the 80s – Hollywood Tuna 
Lily Allen smokes her way to the gym – ASL 
Pamela Anderson is getting her own island – Hollywood Rag 
How did Britney's wig not fall off? – IDLYITW 
Reese and Jake have a yogurt together which means they are wed – Mollygood 
Shocking! Ash Olsen loves to shop – Popsugar 
Kate Bosworth actually has cleavage – Egotastic! 
Kimbo Stewart looks like a Nazi clown – Drunken Stepfather 
Jedi dog – Cityrag 

Scary Spice Will See Eddie in Court

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Melanie B is taking Eddie Murphy to court. She's forcing his ass to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of Murphy Brown. Eddie denied he was the father during a European TV interview.
She told People , "He's not doing a DNA test and he's not signing the birth certificate. So it's going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it."
Eddie's people would not comment.
Take this to Maury!!! That show has been getting a little boring and needs some star power.

MY EYES!!!!!! Britney Spears Goes Topless!

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
UPDATE – I had to remove them! So, I guess they are real! Click here to see them!
After seeing these pictures of Britney Spears, I instantly went blind. Thank God I took those braile keyboard classes last Winter.
WTF?! Those poor flowers! Doesn't she know it was Green month!? Doesn't she care about nature! Why put them through that! Homegirl needs to lay off the meds and fire all her friends. You know SPF leaked it, because he wants a real mommy!


Ambulances Better Be Standing By

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan told Ellen Degeneres that she's going to go wild on her 21st Birthday. Yeah, because she's so demure and tame the other nights of the year. She's planning a huge Las Vegas bash in July.
She said, "I'm going to milk it because it's a big birthday.  I think I'm doing a party in Vegas, which makes sense because I've never been able to go out there. I have never gambled there. It's been a long time coming for some of my friends that have clubs out in Los Angeles.

"They don't have to worry about getting into trouble because I'm underage."

I think it's cute that she's trying to make us believe that she doesn't drink when she goes out. Don't worry Hohan, we know. 

You know after hearing about this, every drug dealer in the world is heading to Vegas that week. That being said, every paramedic too! Hey, there's money to be made!

Source: Sky



The Movie Event of the Century!!!!!!!!

May 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Here's the one-sheet for "A Mighty Heart" which stars Angelina Jolie as Marianne Pearl. People are already talking Oscar and this flick hasn't even been released. I'm sure she'll get a nomination and the win, because Angelina is the new Jesus. It hits theaters on June 22nd.
That poster looks like it was made with MS Paint NOT EVEN Photoshop. Cheap asses.
Click here to see a picture of Angie and Marianne having a heart to heart.

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