Posh Finds Her Dream Home

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Posh Beckham is in Los Angeles to do a lot of shopping and meet with interior designers for her new $22 million mansion. The Becks have finally found a home after months of searching. They have settled for a Beverly Hills pad near TomKat. NASTY!
The home features a tennis court, swimming pool, cinema, seven bathrooms and two acres of gardens. Click here to see pictures of it. 
Here's Posh overdressing for a little shopping at Marc Jacobs. She really has a hard life. How on Earth does she do it? I mean…how on Mars does she do it? You know she's not human. 

Whale Baby

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
17-year-old Keisha Castle-Hughes, star of "Whale Rider", gave birth to a baby girl in New Zealand. Felicity-Amore, was born Wednesday at 6:35 p.m. and weighed 7 lb., 6 oz. The baby daddy is 20-year-old Bradley Hull.
Keisha came to International fame when she was nominated for an Oscar in "Whale Rider." She has since been in Star Wars and The Nativity Story.
Say what you want about teenage mothers, but at least this ho can pay for her baby. It's a little uncomfortable, but whatever. Babies having babies! You know Dakota Fanning's going to get knocked up in the next few years. 
Source: People

Scott Storch’s New Lady

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
This woman is apparently Scott Storch's new lady and by "new lady" I mean "hired lady." Scott reportedly tried to woo Lindsay Lohan in the past by buying her expensive gifts, but it didn't work. Scott showed off his new purchase in Miami over the weekend.
That girl has a look on her face like "lord help me find the strength to hit this" and he has a look on his face like "My $3,000 got me this?!"
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Boy George Kidnapped a Hooker?!?

April 30, 2007 / Posted by:
A hooker named Auden Carlsen claimed that he was called to Boy George's house in London to take "pictures." He claims that George and another dude kidnapped him and chained him to a wall! The dude denied he was working as an escort. He met George on the dating website Gaydar and agreed to pose for pictures for $800. HOOKER!
Auden said, “I was convinced I was going to die. George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down.” He claims George took out of box of sex toys and told Auden he was going to get what was coming to him. Auden found a way to escape and called the police from a nearby phone. 
George was arrested, but posted bail. He will return in July to face charges.
SCANDAL! George is a nasty fuck! What do you expect? That's the dangers of meeting men online in the wee hours of the morning. Especially that crackhead George! That poor boy is probably going to have nightmares for the rest of his life!  I didn't even see George holding a dildo and I'm already having nightmares. And it's daytimes!!!!
I would've seized the moment and turned to say to George "Do you really want to hurt me?" 
Source: Daily Mail

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