People, American Idol is a stupid reality TV show! We know this, right? So why is this broad above taking it so seriously? She has gone on a hunger strike until my beloved Sanjaya is voted off. She believes we should join her. Um…shouldn’t she be going on a hunger strike until the Iraq war stops?!
American Idol is more important than war? Sad! Vote for Sanjaya!
Lately, it seems like trashy girls are getting bangs to class themselves up. Miss USA got herself some bangs and she ended up looking like an Eastern European hooker. Anyway, Shana Moakler got herself some and also got herself from Travis Barker at her Birthday party in Miami last night. I guess this means they are back together?
I didn’t think it was possible for a low-rent Pam and Tommy to exist, but I guess anything is possible!
I really wanted to post that hilarious crackhead leprechaun video again, but I’ve already done that so I opted for this one instead. It isn’t St. Patty’s day themed, but it’ll cause you to run and chug as many kegs of green beer as possible.
UPDATE – I’m switching videos, because that fat ass farting on a face kind of grossed me out. I was unable to eat my scrambled eggs. Seriously. Ugh! So I’ve used the crackhead leprechaun instead which is always a classic!
Click here to see the original video I posted which is extremely NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK-HUMANS-ANIMALS-OR-PLANTS
Parasite Hilton went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and wore another one of her trademark bruises. This ho seems to always have bruises all over her ass. She either likes it rough or is always getting beat up. I’d like to think it’s the latter.
E! has confirmed that Paris and Nicole Richie will be camp counselors for the 5th and hopefully LAST season of The Simple Life. It has been reported that they will be counselors at a fat camp and that’s pretty much true. I guess each week there will be a different theme.
“The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It’s not a fat camp.”
What perfect role models right? One ho used to sell her nastiness for Burger King and the other one was put in the hospital for not drinking water. Hmmm…what would some other good camp theme weeks be? Concentration? Is there such thing as stranded-forever-and-ever-on-a-deserted-island camp?
Carol Burnett filed a lawsuit on Thursday in Los Angeles against Fox and “The Family Guy” for using one of her signature characters. Carol claims that the show asked her permission to use the theme song from “The Carol Burnett” show and when she turned them down, they wrote the episode anyway.
The episode called “Peterotica” features Peter going into a porn shop and meeting a woman dressed up in a blue bonnet, bucket and mop like Carol’s character “the charwoman.” An altered version of the theme song plays in the back. The character also tugs her ear like Carol used to do as a “hello” to her grandmother.
Carol and her lawyers want $6 million clams in damages.
Fox said, : “‘Family Guy,’ like the ‘Carol Burnett Show,’ is famous for its pop culture parodies and satirical jabs at celebrities. We are surprised that Ms. Burnett, who has made a career of spoofing others on television, would go so far as to sue ‘Family Guy’ for a simple bit of comedy.”
So is Carol mad, because the character worked in a porn shop? She needs to get over it. Fox is right she used to make fun of shows and people back in the day. I kind of love Carol, but it’s annoying that she’s moaning about something so petty.
You can catch the scene in question and the entire lawsuit at The Smoking Gun.
I’ve sort of been following this Valerie Plame crap, because I love hot, bimbo spies….but unfortunately this hot tranny in the back of this video took the spotlight away from Val. I think it’s a tranny and I know it’s hot. Tranny Bush bashers in pink should be required at all political talk things.
Insane-astro-lady, Lisa Nowak has won 41% of your votes to win February’s HS of the Month! She beat out of bunch of other hos and will now reign supreme. Unfortunately, NASA has fired her ass, but she has this new title to cheer her up!
Thanks for voting!
Obviously the acting thing isn’t working for Tara Reid, so she’s going to try out the fast-food business. Tara plans to open a place called “Ketchup” in Los Angeles on March 31st. Tara has already invested in 3 other L.A. restaurants, Geisha House, The Shore and Bella.
She said, “You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.”
In the kitchen? Um….isn’t that violating health codes or something? There’s so going to be a hepatitis outbreak in L.A. if they allow this piece of trash to make the burgers.
Little Jena Malone used to be so cute. She was the little girl from “Stepmom” who grew up and did some actually good films from “Donnie Darko” to “Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” to “Cold Mountain.”
Look at this piece of trash now. Someone got bitten by the Cory Kennedy and it isn’t pretty. Hairy arms and drawing tears on your face isn’t a pretty look. Here’s another one that’s just fighting the cute. Ugh.
I shouldn’t talk, because I’m sure there’s worse pictures of me being a drunk fool out there. At least if you’re going to pose with a cup, make sure it’s like pretty glass and not cheap plastic.
Britney Spears really knows how to choose em, eh? Her new Mr. KFed, Jason Filyaw, has pretty much admitted they are together. He has told the paparazzi that he doesn’t want to talk about it, but yet he keeps going on and on.
He told Splash News, “I’m not going to sell her out.”
And he kept going, “There is always at least some truth in all these crazy stories. I’m just trying to keep things under wrap right now to protect so many people. So you can ask me if we are seeing one another as much as you like but all I can say is ‘I’m sorry but I can’t comment’. It will all come to light very soon, I promise you.”
Dumbass needs dude rehab, because she really seems to only pick the douches that are with her for fame and dough. By dough I don’t mean the dough on her thighs, but the dough in her bank account.
It’s funny how all these douches are making KFed look better and better.