Morning Wood

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:
The biggest waste of $2 million - Celebitchy
Heather Mills bores passengers on a plane with her dancing skills – SOW
Madge and her sweet David in Africa – ICYDK
Spider-Man the Broadway musical??????!!!??? – Holy Candy
Danny Bonaduce shouldn't be shocked that his marriage is over – INO
First look at Heath Ledger's Joker! – Popoholic
Renee Zellweger has a new man and let's hope he's not a homo like her last – Gabsmash

Sweet Love

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Young, beautiful love! It's such a sweet thing. It makes me want to kiss a kitten. Keira Knightley and her Orland-Bloom-doppelanger boyfriend spent a lovely  Spring day at London's centrla park yesterday.
Seriously, who reads to each other under a tree in a park? Homegirl has been in one too many Jane Austen movies.

When Stupid People Say Stupid Things

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Kiki Dunst should learn to shut her trout lips and try and look pretty. There's been a lot of speculation about a 4th Spiderman. Kiki talked about that and made herself look like even more of an asshole.
Bitch said, "Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."
Think again bitch. Maybe it wouldn't work without the director, but Kiki and Toby can be replaced like that! I hate how famous actors think they are gold. If they put Hercules the cat and Knut the Polar Bear in those roles, it would still be a hit. Actors are replaceble and they better start recognizing and be grateful!

Becoming Dita

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:
We've got another Katie Holmes on our hands. Poor, little 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood looks like she's trying so hard to be Marilyn Manson's woman. I can see the fear in her eyes that if she doesn't conform to what daddy wants, she's out.
Is Marilyn drinking tomato juice or pigeon blood?
Source: People

Hot Horsey Sex Coming to Broadway!

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:
The hit London revival of Equus starring Harry Potter will make its way to Broadway in the Spring of 2008. It was rumored that either Jesse Metcalfe or Jamie Bell would take over for Harry Potter in June. The show will stop performances in June in order to prepare for a Broadway transfer.
Casting has not been announced for the Broadway production but a source says that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) will bring his twink ass to the stage.
Equus is about a stable boy that loses it and blinds six horses with a spike. Harry Potter also shows the goods onstage.
Yes! Bring me that hot, horsey action. Giddy up!  
Source: Playbill

She’s Not Drunk, She’s Disgusted

April 20, 2007 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Paris Hilton's house the other night completely wasted. A friend had to help her drunk ass into the car. It's so cliche for Cammy to be friends with Paris. Cameron should do herself a favor and steer clear. Maybe she ran out of Valtrex and all the pharmacies were closed?


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