Birthday Sluts
Carrie Fisher (60)
Glen Powell (28)
Amber Rose (33)
Aaron Tveit (33)
Matt Dallas (34)
Kim Kardashian (36)
Will Estes (38)
Jeremy Miller (40)
Andrew Scott (40)
Jade Jagger (45)
Melora Walters (57)
Ken Watanabe (57)
Charlotte Caffey (63)
Julian Cope (59)
Catherine Hardwicke (61)
LaTanya Richardson (67)
Judge Judy (74)
Manfred Mann (76)
Joyce Randolph (92)
Celia Cruz (1925-2003)
Pic: Rolling Stone
Night Crumbs
When Prince Hot Ginge met miniature Carrot Top ovaries I didn’t know I had exploded, came together and exploded again – Lainey Gossip
It’s going to cost $300,000 to save Dorothy’s ruby slippers. I’ll gladly do it for $300 and all I need is a bottle of glue, some red spray paint and a $10 gift certificate to Michael’s – Towleroad
Because you care, this is what Kenya Moore cacas in – Reality Tea
People says that Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronfsky are casually dating. In other words, they’re fuck buddies – Celebitchy
Will the Oscar tricks give one of the Fast & Furious movies a pity award already so Vin Diesel can stop with this shit? – Pajiba
The Logan trailer needed more Wolverine nips – The Superficial
Speaking of, here’s Milla Jovovich’s nips – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tallulah Willis maybe got married – WWTDD
The riveting footage of Kim Kardashian’s alleged robbers getting away on bikes really needs to be mashed up with the E.T. theme – Just Jared
I demand the death penalty to whoever did this to this puppeh (unless puppeh did it to himself) – OMG Blog
Emma Roberts is always ready for a flood – Popoholic
FYI, Justin Bieber still hates his fans – IDLYITW
Okay, but why didn’t Tommy Cruise re-enact his greatest performance from that batshit Scientology video? – SOW
Shay Mitchell worked a swimsuit made of dyed Ace bandages on Self – Hollywood Tuna
Zack Morris looks like a living and breathing police sketch – Popsugar
Pic: Getty
Don’t Let The Look Of Undying Happiness Fool You, Anne Hathaway Is Really Sad Here
Back in 2013, most of the internet made fun of forever theater kid Anne Hathaway for laying down the blueprint for Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s extra thirsty Oscar campaign by hustling like her puppy got kidnapped and she needed to win that gold man statue so she could pawn it and pay her pooch’s ransom. Anne’s level 10 campaign hustling paid off and when she finally got her hands around the little gold man that danced in her dreams every night, she caused the Guinness World record for simultaneous eye rolls to break when she said, “It came truuuuueeeee.” Anne is now saying that her whole happy act during her speech was nothing but a lie!
Turkey Finally Has Its Own Mother Teresa And It’s Lindsay Lohan!
Lindsay Lohan is already on her way to single-handedly saving the economy in Greece by running a nightclub (that is not at all a front for an underground hooker and coke ring). LiLo is also working on building up the energy of Syrian refugees by giving them Red Bull-like energy drinks (and she’s totally not doing it so she can get them hooked on that stuff and then charge them later). And between all of that, LiLo has somehow found time to become the Mother Teresa of Turkey and also thee premiere voice of islamophobia awareness in America. Oh, 2016, here you go again…
RZA Has Released A Statement Defending Russell Crowe
Another voice has spoken up about the alleged moonshine-fueled messiness that happened in Russell Crowe’s room at the Beverly Hills Hotel last Saturday night. This time we’re hearing from the person responsible bringing human tornado Azealia Banks to Russell’s hotel room party, RZA. Shortly after the news broke of Russell and Azealia’s throwdown, sources were saying that RZA was corroborating Russell Crowe’s story that it was Azealia who was throwing around the n-word. RZA has released a statement on Facebook today confirming that, as well as his feelings on this whole situation. And not surprisingly, it sounds like he really regrets bringing Azealia Banks to that party.
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Hartley’s Nipples For A Good Cause
I know Justin Hartley as the hot trust fund douche from the multiple award-winning, mega-hit soap opera Passions, but like one or two of you may know him as the hot tortured sitcom actor on the little-known flop This Is Us. And yesterday, he became known as the hot, topless piece who agreed to be objectified and eye-fucked by Ellen’s audience (AND ME!) for charity.
Ellen and Sally Beauty’s uppity stepsister, Ulta Beauty, have been raising money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Ulta Beauty donates a big load of money every time a dude gets wet on Ellen. And just like his co-star Milo Ventimiglia before him, Justin offered up his man nipple services to take breast cancer down.
Ellen DeGeneres and her other guest, Rachel McAdams, played a really stupid game where they made pink water balloons break on a half-naked Justin by pulling sticks out of a tube. Actually, I shouldn’t call that game stupid. I mean, soft pink balls and liquid touched Justin’s topless body and that’s pretty much a wet dream come true for sucios who are into teabagging and golden showers.
“I have no strategy, I’m just pulling these out.” Excuse me while I get my legal team at RocketLawyers.com to send a cease and desist to Rachel McAdams for using the copyrighted line I use right before every hook-up.
Here’s Justin wearing way too many clothes with his fiancee Chrishell Stause at the Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Pacific Palisades, CA over the weekend.
Pics: Wenn.com