Panty Creamer Of The Day: Woody Allen

October 22, 2007 / Posted by:


Woody Allen looked hot (literally) as he left his NYC hotel Saturday night. No wonder his adopted daughter couldn't stay away from him. He is a piece of hot man. 

There's always one bitch at work that always has pit stains. I've worked in joints where people would sweat when the a/c was on full blast. I would wear a parka and shit and their pits were sprinkling sweat. I don't understand it, but I guess it's better than crotch sweat.  


A Broad Vision Of The World

October 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Brad Pitt said that the Brangelina clan are planning a move to Europe very soon. In an interview published on Sunday he said they are currently househunting for a base.
He told XL Semanal magazine, "While we are very nomadic, we would like to have a base in Europe. More attention is paid here to what is going on in the world and it is easier to get to Africa and Asia from here. We want our children to have a broad vision of the world. Spain, Italy and France have lots of quality of life and that is healthy."
He also said they will have more kids. Blah!  
Another suitcase in another hall! You know a lot of people think that the kids are going to be screwed up because of all the moving around. They won't be screwed up, because of that! They will be screwed up, because they always have a damn camera in their face. I mean I never moved around as a child and I'm screwed up as hell! 

Sad Eyes

October 22, 2007 / Posted by:
This is about as sexy as Katie Holmes get. A barely see-through that probably belongs to Tom. It looks like something he'd wear to bed. TomKat are still on their NYC takeover tour where Katie was led by the gay, Nazi elf last night. 
Suri made an appearance earlier in the night where she shot me a wink. I think that's code for "bring the car around back while I stuff my shit in my suitcase and put a Teddy Ruxpin doll under my bed covers."  Suri put a Dora the Explorer doll in your bed instead. I think Tommy's butthole can spot a bear a mile away. 

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