Birthday Sluts

September 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Jennie Finch (27)
Dominic West (38)
Jennifer Paige (34)
Charlie Sheen (42)
Valerie Perrine (64)
Eileen Brennan (69)



September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
DAMN! I thought I've heard it all with this Anna Nicole saga, but Rita Crosby claims that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a secret gay affair. BARF! In her upcoming tell-all "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" Rita claims that ANS and her friend, Jackie, caught Larry and Howard with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles. Jackie claims the two were sucking each other's dicks!
Jackie said, "Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening." 
Even worse is it's alleged that there's a tape of the two going at it. The NYDN reports that Anna Nicole liked watching the video over and over again.  
Rita's book also claims that Larry basically bought DanniHope from Howard.
GAY SEXING?! I'm all for watching gay sex, but not between those two. I can't even picture Howie having sex with himself let alone another human being. I'd rather see Kimmie and Sugarpie go at it!  
Larry said that if Rita publishes that, he will sue her.
I'm sorry, but I still can't get over a Stern dick in a Birkhead mouth and vice versa. Eff you Rita Crosby for putting those ungodly images in my head!

People Still Hire Andy Dick

September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
David Stroupe said Andy Dick's performance at his Funny Bone Comedy Club in Columbus, Ohio was the worst experience ever. David said when 41-year-old Andy performed there last weekend he made offensive remarks, groped people, took women into the men's room and pissed on the floor and on people.
Andy was issued a ticket for pissing in public. He'll most likely just pay a $126 fine and court costs.
What's more surprising is the fact that people still hire this trainwreck. Bitch is not funny and he probably smells. Coke sweat doesn't have a pleasant aroma. How Andy got away with pissing on a person is beyond me unless they wanted it.  
Source: Fox News
Thanks Joe Schmoe

Who Is August’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Please take some time out from vomiting up blood to vote for August's Hot Slut of the Month! It's a motley crew this month! Here's your choices:
Happy Voting! You can cast your vote to the right! The winner will be announced on Wednesday!

Who DIDN’T Get Married This Weekend?

September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Walsh, Usher and Giuliana DePandi all get married yesterday.  
UsWeekly reports that Kate married movie producer Alex Young, 36, in Ojai, CA yesterday. Guests included Kate's Grey's Anatomy co-stars Katherine Heigl, T.R. Knight, Chandra Wilson, Justin Chambers and Sara Ramirez as well as Kate Beckinsale and Tate Donovan. Kate, 39, wore Monique Lhuillier. Visit JustJared to see weddings pic!
People reports that Usher, 28, and Tameka Foster, 37, had their dream wedding in Atlanta yesterday. They officially married in a civil ceremony last month. Guests at yesterday's bash included Gayle King, Oprah Winfrey, Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey. Usher's mother did not attend. 
The real wedding event of the year went down in Italy yesterday between Giuliana DePandi and The Apprentice winner Bill Rancic. According to E! Online guests included Bobbie Thomas and Chelsea Handler. The big names!!!
Saturday was officially "Boring Couples Exchanging Vows Day!" I give Kate and Alex 3 years, I give Usher and Tameka 3 months and I give Giuliana and Bill..welll…who cares?!
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Some Things Are Better Left Unseen

September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
When downs-faced Maggie Gyllenhaal was announced as the new body of Agent Provocateur many were like "HUH?" Co-Founder of AP, Serena Rees basically said Maggie was hired to appeal to women. She said "We’ve always been mindful to create a brand that appeals to both men and women." Yeah and she also appeals to Enteldonts , but I doubt those things buy lingerie.
I mean she looks alright in the above picture, because she's upside down! Don't turn your head around like I did, because vomiting upside down can be lethal!  
Source , Image Source: ICYDK
Thanks Blackbear
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