Normal or Fat?

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
I'm confused. When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer. But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me. I don't know what to believe. I want to ask my mother, but she thinks Nicole Richie could lose a few, so she's the wrong person to ask.
Kelly definitely has the "fat gene" but is this fat?! I don't even know anymore!? The media has messed up my brains!  
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May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Dita Von Teese needs a new act – Mollygood 
Jessica Alba's sandy ass – Hollywood Tuna 
Chestica Simpson is getting worse – IDLYITW 
The Pussycat Tranny gets a push – Egotastic! 
Ryan Phillipe is borderline sleazy – Popsugar 
Michelle Rodriguez in a mankini – Drunken Stepfather 
Paris Hilton the nun – Hollywood Rag 
Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to lose the 'do – The Bastardly 
McConagay gets down with the bongos – Just Jared 
Don Johnson and Helen Mirren together at least – ASL 
Ridiculous Star Wars characters – Cityrag 

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