I can never get over how damn white Kelly Osbourne is. She must bathe in baby powder. I'm surprised the camera lense doesn't break from the brightness of Kelly. She is looking hotter than usual.
Here's Kelly and DJ Jodie Harsh out last night in London. Yes Jodie is a drag queen and yes she's prettier than Kelly.
The Producers of U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother apparently are trying to nab Wonky Hilton as the star bitch of their cast. It's rumored that she's interested if the price is right and she's already started talks with them.
A source said, "Paris is really keen to do the show because she wants to show people the real her. She wants to show the British public that there is more to her life than shopping and partying and she would certainly make an interesting housemate.
"It all depends on whether or not we can afford her."
Afford her? Bitch isn't even worth half a Popeye's biscuit. Hmmm….those are some good biscuits! They shouldn't want that slag in the house anyway! She'll spread her stank!
And why is that reporter in the pic above putting her mic in danger? I'm surprised Wonk didn't swallow it whole.
I'm joking! I sort of like Drew Carey, but bitch already busted his ass on the set of "The Price is Right." TMZ reports that Drew got his arm stuck on the turntable while rehearsing the Grocery Game. He was left a little bruised and was back on set the next day. He probably saw a huge chocolate chip cookie on the table.
Yeah, I know this is shitty ass news, but it's Saturday.
Yes Phoebe Price works! She puts that beauty to good use. Last night outside of Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills, Phoebe showed off her two-page spread for RingPlus! I guess RingPlus is like a cell phone provider or something in Los Angeles. She probably got paid in food stamps. I'm joking! She probably didn't get paid.
Who needs money when you look that gorgeous? And how does PP afford to eat at Mr. Chow's? She was probably working coach check. Just joking! She probably posed in front and then quietly walked to Panda Express.
Kidding again! PP has connections. I mean she's in a RingPlus ad for damn sake! A California Closets ad is just around the corner, I know it!
David Tennant aka Dr. Who