Lusting After Stepmom

March 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Rod Stewart's son, Sean Stewart, told Howard Stern that he used to lust after his stepmother, Rachel Hunter.
He said, "I used to stare at [her] when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16 and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion."
Sean said that he never hit on her, because he couldn't handle the rejection. Um…not because she was married to your dad?! Gross.  

Britney’s Bodyguard is Crazy

March 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears' bodyguard pulled a gun on a photographer outside a church in Hollywood. The dude pulled the photographer out of his car and handcuffed him.
A source said, "When her 4X4 came out (police) officers stopped the traffic and let her go ahead and held paparazzi back.

'One photographer tried to get past and suddenly two undercover security guards ran out into the street. The photographer looked terrified. It's not what you expect to see outside a church service.'

 Damn! It's not like she's the President or anything. It's not that serious. She should pay for her bodyguards to enter Promises. They look like they need a vacay.





Another Kidnapping Threat?!

March 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 Life & Style is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Pax Thien dodged a kidnapping attempt last week. Reportedly, a threat came in that Pax would be snatched upon arriving in the U.S. and held on a $100 million ransom.
A source close to Brangelina's security team said, "They're highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life." They call the threat extremely serious and credible.
The couple have already installed a $500,000 security system into their New Orleans home.
I'm guessing this "highly skilled" team is actually a Maddox and an Aniston. They don't fool me! Aniston obviously doesn't have any regard for human life since she was a part of "Rumor Has It."

Lindsay Lohan is Angry

March 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan has finally called her father, Michael Lohan, after he was released from prison for drunk driving. She didn't call to say "I love you" unfortunately.
A source said Lindsay called to tell him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again."
Stevie Wonder should record that track.
Michael found Jesus in the slammer and had hoped to mend his broken relationship, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. It also doesn't look like she's gonna give him that loan he was probably going to ask for.
Don't worry. Lohan still has a bad influence in White Oprah. All is well.

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