The Photoshop Awards: Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck Poster

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Does Dane Cook have body like that? Damn, he looks almost fuckable but then I remember what a douche he is. It also slightly turns me on that he's getting head, but then I realize it's probably just a mannequin head.
 
Jessica Alba looks good as usual…boring. Dan Fogler is the new Jack Black or something. 
 
 
Source: IMP
 
 
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But You ARE White Oprah

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Dina Lohan gave herself the "White Oprah" nickname and now she's trying to take it back. Too bad bitch!
 
Last August WO told UsWeekly, "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]'s friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems." 
 
WO is denying she ever said that. She told Page Six, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah. I've never said that in my entire life! It's completely ridiculous ." 
 
She's almost as fake as her tan! Dina you are White Oprah forever! In fact I'm trying to figure out how I can get your tombstone to say it! She was probably loaded when said it in the first place and that's why she doesn't remember.
 
 
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Green Card

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Brittany Murphy married Simon Monjack out of nowhere and there might have been a good reason for that. The National Enquirer reports that Britt married the dude to keep him in the country. A month before their secret wedding Simon was arrested due to having an expired Visa.
 
Simon also has a bad reputation of manipulating young, rich women. He is apparently in debt.
 
His lawyer said all of the rumors are coming from disgruntled ex-girlfriends. Could those be the same "ex-girlfriends" that he cheated money out of it?
 
Ok so…this dude is an illegal, con-artist who has a face like a horse ass and is losing his hair? Why did she marry him again? Brittany needs a divorce attorney and a twinkie STAT!
 
Source: Page Six
 
 
 

Mary-Kate Olsen Goes Out on Her Own

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Mary-Kate Olsen will be in 10 out of 15 episodes of Weeds this season. This is her first solo role without sister Ashley. MK will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Silas. The second season of the Showtime series starts August 13th. 
 
The series' executive producer said, "It's an adult show with adult subject matter, and we're confident Mary-Kate is right for the role. She came in and read with Hunter and was absolutely charming and real and seemed like a great fit. Audiences have seen only one side of Mary-Kate, but here we'll see her in a whole new light."
 
I don't watch Weeds, but looks like I have to watch it now. MK probably had no idea what she was signing up for. She wanted to buy some weed not star in it. Ok, really bad joke. It's early!  
 
 
 
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Birthday Sluts

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:

Priscilla Presley (62)
Billy Gilman (19)
Heavy D (40)
John C. Reilly (42)
Kristin Scott Thomas (47)
Roseanne Cash (52)
Alfred Molina (55)
Jim Broadbent (58)
Patti Labelle (63)
Bob Dylan (66)

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