Keira Knightley Really Really Hates Airbrushing

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Keira Knightley is really pissed that they keep photoshopping the hell out of her photos for magazines and ad campaigns. Here's a suggestion Keira?! How about don't pose for them? It's not brain surgery.
Keira went off and said, ""Somebody goes, 'Gosh, you're pretty.' Thanks. I've got good genes! OK, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the make-up, and airbrushes the fuck out of me – it's not me, it's something other people have created."
This bitch is such a grouch. They probably have to photoshop a smile on her face, because she's so effin constipated. Wah, wah, wah! It's so hard being famous! 
She also said in a perfect world actors and actresses' privates lives were kept private. 
"I think it ruins the magic. That's why I like watching films from 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago, because I don't want to know who (the actors) are, I don't want to know their life story. I want them to be characters on the screen. The magic is in the screen, not knowing what's behind it, because that ruins the magic."
So quit the business, move to Greenland and become a sheep herder. She'd probably bitch about that too! This skank should be grateful, because she can't act worth a damn!
Source: Metro

Diet Coke?!?

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Gummi Bear drinks Diet Coke? Why even bother?!
In other Gummi news, Page Six reports that just like his brother, Fat Elvis, Gummi is broke! Sources say they have been spotted trying to cash checks for small amounts. Reportedly, their family has cut them off. How the hell is Gummi going to eat?! They better give him some money or bitch is going to start eating small animals and children!
Not only that, how is he going to pay to fix a staph infection on his leg! LOL! TMZ reports that Gummi contracted some flesh eating bacteria that his left his body full of sores. He told TMZ, "I am literally being eating alive!" Um….that could take years if not decades.
He's apparently on this crap called Zyvox which costs $4,000! He can just borrow some from Paris. Above is Gummi at Paris' Malibu pad this past weekend.
Image: Splash

They Look Like Hell

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
It's a homeless lesbian gang! No, it's just Samantha Ronson and Lily Allen. Damn, they look like they woke up on the inside of a Salvation Army discount bin. Here's these two lovely lads going for lunch in London today.
At Saturday's V Festival, Lily Allen spoke out about her Visa issues in the U.S. She called George Bush a "fucking cunt." Hey, no fair! Get your own nickname for him Lily. That's one is taken by me.
She went on to say, “I’ve been banned from America. That’s nice. Oh well, that means I can’t go back there. Good.”
Good is right! We've got enough annoying fug of our own to deal with.
Image: Splash

Looking OK?

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
UGH! Does Star Jones look OK here or am I going crazy, because I haven't eaten since like 8 this morning. I'm going with the latter, because it's unnatural to think she will ever look good. She's like a walking skeleton with ten pounds of pancake make-up slathered all over her.
The plus is that she's not showing off her saggy cleavage with that scar running down the front. Shudder.  

Michael Vicks Cops A Plea!

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Animal lover, Michael Vick, has accepted a plea deal for dogfighting charges. He will plead guilty to felony conspiracy next Monday. By pleading guilty Michael will dodge a few more charges against him. Prosecutors wanted a prison sentence of 18-36 months. Michael's lawyers were trying to get that down to 24-months max. 
Michael's lawyers also wanted to know the future of his NFL career before entering a plea. They are reportedly have talks with the National Football League Commissioner's office about his future.
Michael's dogfighting partners have already had their plea deals approved. They apparently helped Michael murder around 8 dogs that weren't performing well in the dogfights.
2 years for murdering 8 dogs?! Add a couple of numbers to that and then we're talking.  
Ugh, this is such a downer. 
His lawyer said, "Mike's accepting full responsibility. He's going to do everything he can personally and professionally to make this situation right."

Afternoon Crumbs

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Rihanna with cleavage makes me uncomfortable – Hollywood Tuna 
Lindsay Lohan makes rehab look fun – Egotastic! 
A tranny with her snake (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather 
Coco Arquette is going to drown!! – Popsugar 
ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds are undercover in Spain – Just Jared 
This looks like the STD Ball IDLYITW 
Brenda Dickson is angry – A Socialite's Life 
Own a whole damn island Cityrag 
50 Cent is a hater – Hollywood Rag 
Amy Wino as a little girl – Jezebel

Adam Levine Won’t Face The Truth

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
I always fall for the douchebags. ALWAYS! Adam Levine needs to keep his tool  mouth shut and just stand there. According to The Sun Adam had a problem with ex-girlfriend, Maria Sharapova, because she was so quiet during sex.
He said, "She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type.

"But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration'."

Well…Adam she probably didn't holler, because you couldn't get her off. You gave her nothing to scream about. I know it's hard facing the truth sometimes. 

Thanks MP





August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan launched her new fragrance "Stunning" today in London. I'm STUNNED at how cheap her weave looks. That looks like she went through Britney's trash can and fished out the scraps!
Jordan is waaaaay too old to be dressing up like Barbie!
I'm guessing Stunning is a mixture of silicone, weave glue, tanning oil and a just a drop of Harvey's TLC.
Thanks D

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