Hugh Jackman went topless while spending some qt with his family at Australia's Bondi Beach. Hugh is busy filming a Baz Luhrman epic with Nicole Kidman, so the ook some time out to give us the body. I always forget that this ho is hot. I bet you he sucks the snake every now and again too.
I'm confused. When I first saw these pictures of Kelly Clarkson performing this past weekend in Los Angeles I immediately thought she looked like a fat heifer. But then after staring at them for a while I kind of realized that maybe I'm just so used to seeing skinny hos that this is fat to me. I don't know what to believe. I want to ask my mother, but she thinks Nicole Richie could lose a few, so she's the wrong person to ask.
Kelly definitely has the "fat gene" but is this fat?! I don't even know anymore!? The media has messed up my brains!
Dita Von Teese needs a new act – Mollygood
Jessica Alba's sandy ass – Hollywood Tuna
Chestica Simpson is getting worse – IDLYITW
The Pussycat Tranny gets a push – Egotastic!
Ryan Phillipe is borderline sleazy – Popsugar
Michelle Rodriguez in a mankini – Drunken Stepfather
Paris Hilton the nun – Hollywood Rag
Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to lose the 'do – The Bastardly
McConagay gets down with the bongos – Just Jared
Don Johnson and Helen Mirren together at least – ASL
Ridiculous Star Wars characters – Cityrag