Of Course It’s Fake, It’s On MTV

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Celebrity Babylon claims to have exclusive information saying that the engagement between the two nimrods of MTV Heidi and Spencer is fake. CB also says they have video of papz talking about setting up a photoshoot and how they made $30k off of bluffing their romance.

An MTV insider claims to say, "It's an arrangement that suits both of them. They won't be walking down the aisle, they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, and then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course."

They are a couple dumb ass dildos and deserve to die slowly in a smoldering auto crash. I mean seriously! I'm so sick of seeing their fucking retarded ass faces and her fucked up tit job. I don't know who's more dumb, Heidi and Spenc or the paparazzi for paying their asses $30k for their ugly mugs.




Paris Hates Sarah Silverman, Is Cold

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:
What did Paris Hilton think of Sarah Silverman's little crack at her about officers painting the jail bars like penises to make her feel at home? She didn't like it! Witnesses say that Paris stormed backstage and said "She's a fucking bitch. I hate her!" Awww….poor sport Paris! I'm sure Sarah isn't losing any sleep over it.
In other P news. According to TMZ she was "cold and scared" during her second day at Lynwood. Sources say that she's freezing cold in her cell and only has three blankets and no pillow. She uses one of the blankets as a pillow. Can you imagine that! How dare they treat that Princess like that? Kill them all! According to that same source she's also been crying to everyone.
Inmates have apparently been good to her and told her she doesn't deserve to be there and have made her presents.
Yeah, they are trying to woo her! I know how it works. Gain her trust and then ass rape her in the shower!

Birthday Sluts

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:

Robert Englund (58)
Stacy Keanan (32)
Uncle Kracker (33)
Max Casella (40)
Paul Giamatti (40)
Jason Isaacs (44)
Colin Quinn (48)
Sandra Bernhard (52)
Harvey Fierstein (53)


This Thing Is Going To Become A Serial Killer

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:

Japanese engineers have built this baby robot that can roll around, speak a few baby sounds and even walk if encouraged to. The baby robot can react to touch. It will also try and play with a toy if you give them one. Engineers are also hoping to write software to have this robot walk and talk like a 3-year-old.

This is my nightmare come true. Imagine this crazy-robot-slut staring at you while you sleep. This bitch will steal your man, job, pets and kids and not give a fuck! Robots are not the future!

I’m scared….

Thanks Ihsan

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