The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Ok, not really….but Nicole Richie will finally answer to pregnancy rumors on "Good Morning America." Nicole's interview with  Diane Sawyer will air in two-parts on August 2nd and August 3rd. They will talk about her upcoming DUI trial, if she has a lima bean in the oven and on her relationship with Douche Madden.
Yeah, exciting stuff. She probably was getting jealous that Lindsay was getting all the attention. It bothers me that I actually get excited about these lame-ass interviews. Is this becoming a new thing? It seems that suddenly all these TELL-ALL-EXCLUSIVE-SHOCKING interviews with dumb ass sluts are sprouting up. I mean do we really care? That's a trick question. 
Above is a photo from 2003 when Nicole was fugly fugly fun. 

Wino’s Concerned Fans

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Fans of Amy Wino have grown concerned, because basically she looks like shit. Amy is now a walking skeleton and it doesn't look like she's going to get healthy anytime soon. For the past couple of weeks, she's been cancelling gigs in order to booze it at the bar.
Last night, Amy did take the stage as part of the iTunes Concert Festival and won rave reviews. Right after her performance though, she headed for the bar. Many of her fans have said they would like her to go to rehab.
PFFF! Some of the greatest music sluts of all-time are boozers. It's how they get their inspiration. I'm not saying Amy Wino is "great" but who the hell cares?!
I basically only wrote this post, so I could use this picture of Amy's beautiful chesticles.  
Source: Daily Mail

The 50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
The British Times Online have come up with the 50 craziest celebrity baby names. Now, most of these babies on the list are British, but how could they forget the craziest baby name of all-time!
When Lil' Mo had her second daughter in 2005 she shocked everyone by naming her "God'iss Love Stone." GOD'ISS LOVE! How is this little girl going to get through life? Maybe if they call her "Love" but "God'iss?!" Oh how I would hate my mom forever.
You can click here to see the Times Online full list, but I've listed some of the crazier ones below:
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Kal-El Coppola: Nicolas Cage
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
And they forgot to add Jordan's "Princess Tiaamii" to that list!

The Curse Of Dori Cooperman

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Dori Cooperman is the NJ socialite who became friends with Lindsay Lohan during rehab at Promises in Malibu. Dori not only has a face that only Cujo could love, but she also has a past with hard-partying girls. Dori has been best friends with Tara Reid and Lizzie Grubman. She's not friends with either of them anymore.
Dori has been seen at Lindsay's side ever since they checked out of rehab. Dori was not present at Lindsay's arrest, but she did have dinner with her earlier in the night. Dori says that she's no longer friends with her.
She said, "At this point in my life, I'm not associating with people who are not sober . . . As soon as I was able to confirm that Miss Lohan was not sober, I immediately terminated my communication."
That's lovely and everything, but can she please get that coke-nose fixed! It's painful to look at.  Oh and she's really a socialite from NJ. I love that.
Source: Page Six

Natasha Bedingfield Is A Dumb Dumb

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Britis pop slag Natasha Bedingfield thinks she has a good reason to sympathize with Hollywood celebrities busted for DUI.  
She said, "I will never get a DUI because I can't drive. But you have got to understand – L.A. has no public transport system so you have to rely on cars to get you to your destination."
Tell this skank to shut her lips. L.A. has buses and the metro! Can you imagine seeing Lindsay on Metro? That would be sort of hot.
These celebs also choose to drive. If I had that much money, there's no effin way I'd do my own driving. I'd have 10 GD drivers!

Lohan Can Do No Wrong

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Chris Sullivan is Lindsay Lohan's uncle and he's come to her defense to shed some light on the whole situation. He told the NY Post a few little "facts" as he calls them:
Tarin Graham (Lohan's assistant) had problems of her own and Lindsay was trying to help her – BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
Tarin's mother got involved and became "hysterical"
Lindsay may NOT have been driving that night
Tarin and her mother are letting Lohan take the fall
Meanwhile, Gina Glickman (a Lohan family insider) has spoken to "The Insider" and gives more bullshit bits:
There were two people in the car with Lohan that night
Lindsay claimed she was wearing someone else's pants. Coke was found in the pocket of these pants.
The police automatically zeroed in on Lindsay even though there were dozens of other people involved in this argument in the Santa Monica parking lot 
Lindsay could be in NY with her family right now
So…let me get this straight. Lindsay wasn't driving the car, those weren't her pants, shit was that even Lindsay or was that a hologram?! Lindsay does admit to "falling off the wagon" that night, but she doesn't admit to anything else.  
I'm also a little confused. How could they arrest her for DUI if she wasn't driving at the time? They arrested her in a parking lot and sources claim she was arguing with Tara at the time the police arrived, so she wasn't actually driving? This bitch is gonna get off. Trust.

Birthday Sluts

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Jeremy Piven (42)
Tamyra Gray (28)
Kate Beckinsale (34)
Sandra Bullock (43)
Kevin Spacey (48)
Dorothy Hamill (51)
Helen Mirren (62)
Mick Jagger (64)


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