Don’t Do That

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Do people think they look sexy when they blow kisses on the red carpet? It's worse than the peace sign! You aren't Marilyn Monroe! Not only do you look stupid, but the photogs don't want a whiff of your stank breath!
Jennifer Hudson looks lovely when she just stands there and fake smiles. No other action is required. Here's JHud at the Project ALS 10th Anniversary last night. 

The Trump Knows Beauty

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Donald Trump doesn't understand why Angelina Jolie is called one of the world's most beautiful women. He told Larry King that he knows beauty and Angelina is no beauty.
"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."
That makes sense. Angie doesn't have plastic breasts or shit for brains and that's what Trump likes in a woman. Angie's shit is more beautiful than The Trump. 

Grace Jones Lives!

October 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Kate Moss celebrated her Christmas Collection with TopShop by partying with Naomi Campbell, Grace Jones, Lily Allen, Simon Cowell, Kelly Osbourne and a bunch of other sluts.
First of all, Grace Jones is a goddess and legend. It looks like she plays all the characters from "The Wizard of Oz" in her floor show. The one-woman Wizard of Oz starring Grace Jones!
Second of all, I guess Kate is happier without Dreamboat. She looks it…..tears… Jame Hince still needs to quit it.

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