Is Jack Hiding A Kid?

August 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
A new unauthorized biography out in October about Jack Nicholson claims he has a secret handicapped son. Jack is known to have six kids.
 
The book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother's drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans."
 
Jack's rep said, "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson."
 
Reportedly Jack has already paid off one secret love child with a settlement said to be in the six-figures.
 
Above is Jack with two of his brats.
 
Let's be real, Jack is a stud and probably has monster sperm. I'd probably get knocked up by Jack. That being said, those women need to prove he's the daddy and get paid. I'm all about getting paid lately. I mean some of these skanks get away with way too much. 
 
Source; Page Six
 
 
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I’ll Take Chris Over Justin Any Day

August 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
She-Hulk, Jessica Biel, might be cheating on Justin Timberlake with that hot ass bitch Chris Evans. According to Star Magazine, while Justin is busy touring in Europe Jessica has been caught "canoodling" with her ex-boyfriend Chris.
 
Sources say the two exes met up at a mutual friend's wedding where they got cozy and made out.
 
A source said, “It looked as if they were completely absorbed with one another. From what I could see, Jessica hardly left Chris’ side. They were holding hands and cuddling all night – even trading little kisses! They sat together and even walked to the bathroom together. Everyone was shocked because we thought she was dating Justin. But it didn’t look like she was thinking about him that night – she was consumed with Chris…”
 
This same source said they left together and it looked like they were going to go have sex. HAHAHA! They were probably just going to go work out together. Jessica can spot him.
 
 
 

Eddie Murphy Admits To What Has Already Been Scientifically Proven

August 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
DNA tests already revealed that Eddie Murphy was the father of Murphy Brown, his daughter with Scary Spice. He's finally admitting it. He also claims he's paid Scary child support.
 
He issued this statement through his spokeswhore:
 
"Mr. Murphy acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy. Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort."
 
Scary told Essence that the pregnancy was planned.
 
Eddie has already moved on and is engaged to Tracey Edmonds
 
Screw him Scary! GET THAT CASH and spend spend spend!!! Drain his ass. Take that rock off of Tracey's finger, pawn it and by Murphy Brown a diamond-encrusted rattle!
 
Source: People
 
 
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A Bear With Hairless Balls

August 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Douche alert! Get your dirty vagina ready! "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner sat down with The Advocate magazine where he revealed waaaaay waaaay waaaay too much about himself.
 
Brett: [That scene’s] from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.

Advocate: Is that common knowledge?

Brett: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy.

He dated one of the Williams sisters, right? Ok….that's all I needed to know. 

Brett: So, during my last gay interview, the guy was on the Internet and said, “I’m looking at you right now, and you’re a bear.” What’s a bear?

The Advocate: For starters, it means you’re hairy.

Brett: There’s no hair on my ass. I have no hair on my balls. So why am I a bear?

Liar mouth! You know that ass looks like a persian kitty is laying on it. I mean I think Brett probably has hair on his teeth! That's one hairy bear.

Source VIA Mollygood

 

 

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Bet You He’s Been With Tommy Girl!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Rupert Everett has come to the defense of Tom Cruise and Scientology. He spoke out about it upon hearing that Germany called Scientology a "money-making cult."
 
Rupe said, "People say Scientology is ridiculous, but it's no more ridiculous than the virgin birth, really. It's all the same madness." 
 
I bet you anything Tom's tongue has been intimate with Rupert's chode.
 
Whatever gets you through the day is what I say! If worshipping Xenu helps Tom deal with this homoness then so be it! Just shut the hell up about it! 
 
Oh and if it wasn't for that "virgin birth" I wouldn't get hot ass presents every Winter! Virgin Birth or Not….I love a good pressie! 
 
 
 

Ugh! He’s Not With The BBW?!

August 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What the hell kind of gay is Zac Efron?! And where the hell do I get my gossip? The back of a cereal box?! Anyway, I reported yesterday t hat the Tan Twinkie broke up with Vanessa Hudgens last June and started jiggling bellies with his "Hairspray" co-star Nikki Blonsky.
 
Well, looks like Zac has stuck with his original beard. These two crazy kids were spotted shopping in NYC today. I still have hope that Zac will make the right choice in beards and go with the BBW.
 
Also, homegirl has some serious highlights. Zac not Vanessa.  
 
 
 
 
 
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