Rumer In A Drug Bust!

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Rumer Willis found herself in the middle of a drug bust in a Maryland hotel room. Seedy. People reports that Rumer and 4 others were at the La Quinta in Aberdeen when police busted in and arrested one dude for weed posession. Rumer was not arrested.
She's in Maryland shooting "From Within."
Police busted in the room after noise complaints.
Hey, could happen to anyone. Shit it could happen to me right now. Wait…oh shit. Did you call the cops? Rumer should've been a friend and used her giant head to block the door.
Thanks Laura

How Time Flies

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Dannielynn Hope is almost 1-year-old and Larry Birkhead is once again using her for a little publicity. I kid I kid. Larry showed Entertainment Tonight these pics of DanniHope.
Larry also spoke to ET at last night's Bourne Ultimatium premiere. He said, "Every day she does something new, and now she's sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, 'Give daddy a drink,' she'll toss it over her shoulder. It's cool being a dad."
"She actually spit up on my jacket I was going to wear, so I had to take it off and do a quick change."
Larry said he might give Danni a Princess themed Birthday party, because that's what her mother called her. He also said that Danni is the only lady in his life right now. What about Virgie?
I give him shit, but he's a good daddy compared to a lot of others. I'd be pissed though if my daddy was showing off pictures of me almost naked and shit.
I wonder where Howard K. Stern is? He's probably bussing tables at the Sizzler. Mmmm….cheese toast. 

White Oprah Keeps Talking

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Doesn't White Oprah have some "healing" to do with her daughter? Why the hell does she keep talking to Access Hollywood! She told Billy Bush that she was upest by this gag Rob Schneider did on Jay Leno.
"We have a great respect for Jay Leno, but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay. Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country. – Dina and Family"
White Oprah didn't stop there. She released another statement:
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families who have had to see a family member through tough times. This is a very personal and private matter and our only concern is to get Lindsay the help that she needs. We will get through this together and it will make our family stronger."

This dumb bitch of a mom talks about how she wants privacy for her and her family yet she continues to keep herself in the public eye. Dumb ho needs to sit down and shut up. Turn off the TV White Oprah and take care of your family since they mean so much to you!
Those hydrangeas have better parenting skills than WO. They really do.

Get Me An Interpreter

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Courtney Love left another message on her MySpace blog . Does anyone know where I can take a court on CRACKlish, because I have no idea what she's trying to say.

it took me til NYC to accept the factthat there are no dudes in the demo and you know what? FUCKING EXCELLENT! i embrace this! id rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay. just read your comments cos i dodnt know how to my blogs. swhats a kudos? im talking to the head of my sp[ace and im afraid to frickin ask, but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled! move teh fuck ohvah scissor sistahs, im thrilled on the site you donthavr ot so much desrcibe yoru stykle as maybe your philophy opr jiust something about you what brands you like i dont give a fuck. but the home thing really got me as ove said sinc emy gen of homos allliked dance music and i fel alientated from my peeps as they went off vogueing, it was nnoying at best, by yall have grown up in lt rock nd ahhhhm fucking thrillllllled, never expected it for a sec , but here i coem Logo Advocte Gyuardian, baby!!!!! fey gay an dnot in my way.

Is she telling us she has a dick or is she telling us she wants dick? I'm so confused. 




Prince Douche Left Naked And Handcuffed To His Steering Wheel

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Prince von Anhalt claimed he was Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. He claimed he had an affair while married to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Well, ET is reporting that this douchebag claims he was robbed by 3 women. He says he was driving down Bellagio Road off of Sunset Blvd. early this morning when 3 women forced him off the road then robbed him at gunpoint.
The women took everything from him including his clothes. He was left naked and handcuffed to his steering wheel.
OH PLEASE! Someone pissed off the wrong HOOKER! You know he picked up some skanky ho! That hooker in question is A-OK in my book.
I just pray that one of these "3 women" took a picture of his ass or better yet a video and plan to release it to the world! 

Afternoon Crumbs

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Angelina gets digitally enhanced in Beowulf – Just Jared 
Claire Danes' nipple comes out to play on MTV – Egotastic! 
Beckham's all day soccer dreams – Popsugar 
Posh thinks she's too good – Hollywood Rag 
CZJ's busting out – Hollywood Tuna 
Celebrity bobbleheadsCityrag 
Keeley Hazell could use a facial – IDLYITW 
Blohan's looking at 180 – ASL
Kelly Rowland is "chocolate and beautiful" – Vh1 Blog 
Uglies in love (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

He Should Keep This Look

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Adam Sandler continues to make shit hole movies that will make a shit load of money. He was spotted shooting "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" in NYC yesterday. The movie is about a Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. Marah Carey is rumored to be the female lead as herself.
Seriously his shit is becoming offensive. With that being said, this is his hottest look ever. He looks like Britney Spears' Geico bodyguard. 

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