Paula Abdul played Ron Weasley in a “Harry Potter” sketch on the UK’s “Friday Night Project.” She looks less like Ron and more like a Clay Gayken wet dream. Actually, she looks like an extremely tan Howdy Doody. I’d hit it, but only from the back.
Pete Doherty has moved out of Kate Moss' London pad and into the trailer park (I'm serious) following reports that she found out he cheated on her with a South African model. Well, another woman has come forward and claimed she slept with him 8-months ago while he was engaged to Kate.
The Italian woman claims she met Petey at a gig and that he wanted hardcore sex. She said, "Pete made it clear he wanted sex. I did feel a bit guilty about Kate but Pete was acting like she never existed." You'd have to be high out of your mind to eff Pete. I mean I'd get with his ass, but I have mental problems, so that makes sense.
Let's go back to the South African model. She is now saying that she had to sleep with him. Lindi Hingston (above) said, "It felt like I was cheating on Kate, but I just had to do it." She claims she had amazing sex.
"Had to do it" totally means that he had good crack. I still think Petey's dick doesn't work probably. I'm sure many a bitch have gotten lock jaw just trying to get that shit hard.