Afternoon Crumbs

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Nicole Richie emerges after rehab rumors in the highest heels in the world – Popsugar 
Kelly Preston in a bikini isn't half bad, but Travolta still has bigger tits – Egotastic! 
Heidi and Spencer in yet another swimsuit photo-op – Hollywood Tuna 
Moron alert! Some idiot thinks Jordin Sparks is too fat to have won Idol - IDLYITW 
Samaire Armstrong: demure or pregnant? – Drunken Stepfather 
Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg "canoodling?" - ASL
Colin Farrell's big beard – Just Jared 
Howard "Not K" Stern has been close to suicide – Cityrag 
Janice Dickinson is pathetic – Hollywood Rag 
The best and worst beach bodiesPopbytes 

Veiny Tits

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
A Dlisted reader came face to tits with CoCo at the premiere of "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" last night. He said homegirl has veiny tits from HELL! The veins are probably from her implants aching to break out. They need to breathe. Speaking of breathing, she's like 10lbs of sugar in a 5lb sack! 

The Dudes of Ocean’s 13

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Brad Pitt has mighty nice shades I'll say that. He needs them to hide those crow's feet. Bradley joined his Ocean's 13 crew at a photocall in Cannes this morning. Damn, they all look old. Clooney, old. Damon, old. Garcia, old. Don Cheadle, same. Scott Caan, douchey.
What is with Scott Caan's hair? That shit is like slicked back with motor oil. The group along with Angelina Jolie are expected at tonight's red-carpet premiere of the flick.

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