The Olsens are so hot and I can't stand it. Last night at the Costume Gala was no exception. Yes, Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a wet bird dipped in tar, but it works for me. I can picture her in 50 years wearing this dress and ordering her sister around in their faded Long Island mansion remembering their heyday. I wonder why she didn't bother fixing that mouse nest on her head.
Ashley Olsen's dress is a little disappointing. That's something Chestica's tacky ass would wear. Ash was escorted by her new sugardaddy, Christian Louboutin. Free shoes! I don't know if he's her sugardaddy, but he should be. They make the perfect creepy couple.