Tori’s Dreams Could Be Going Up In Flames!

October 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's Fallbrook, CA bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, has been evacuated due to threats from the CA wildfires.
Tori went to the taping of "Dancing with the Stars" last night to support Jennie Garth and she told People Magazine , "We got a call that our Temecula [wine country] B&B was being evacuated. We had a lot on our minds tonight. We have friends who are watching [the situation]." 
Chateau La Rue is the setting for Tori and Dean's reality show which ends tonight on the Oxygen network.
Save Chateau La Rue! Tori get your fug face over there STAT! One look at that mug and the fires will skedaddle their hot asses out of that joint. Save Chateau La Rue!!!
Image: Wenn

Halle Berry’s “Jewish” Nose

October 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Halle Berry was on Jay Leno last night (taped last Friday) and she brought out pictures of herself that were distorted with Mac's Photo Booth program. She showed a picture of herself with a big nose and said:
"'Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!"
Page Six reports that nobody laughed and Jay responded with, "I'm glad you said that and not me." They cut her Jewish comment when the show aired.
Halle told Page Six that when she was backstage looking at the pictures with some of the girls who work for her (3 are Jewish) one said that it looked like her Jewish cousin. She said, "I so didn't mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did."
Fire her! Take away her unborn baby! Take away her man! Take away her house, cars and everything else she's worked for! She is a despicable and offensive human being and should be punished! It's a joke.
That picture probably wasn't even distorted. It was what Halle looked like before she had a nose job.

Too Fat For Peter

October 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday it was announced that Ryan Gosling dropped out from Peter Jackson's "Lovely Bones" due to creative differences. Sources told the L.A. Times that Ryan was too fat and ugly for the role. When 26-year-old Ryan got the part he told Peter that he was planning to get fat and grow some face pubes in order to look the part of an older, grieving father.
A source said that Peter was into it, but when Ryan showed up to work he "was still expecting some movie star allure — not paunch and a beard."
Another source told Page Six that he was also fired, because he was a nightmare to work with. "Ryan cut his own hair, and was fighting with wardrobe. He was so demanding . . . Peter booted him two days before filming started."
36-year-old Mark Wahlberg replaced him at the last minute.
Now that's a Hollywood twist. Getting replaced by someone older? It's usually the other way around. Peter Jackson used to be a fatass, so he probably didn't want Ryan around. Ryan was probably going to bring Twinkies and shit on the set and Peter doesn't need the temptation!

Waxed Or Blotted?

October 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Moments before going on air on BET's 106 & Park, Mimi either got waxed or blotted. I'm going to go with waxed, because I like the idea of Mimi growing hair out while walking from her dressing room to the studio. Hairy Mimi! 
The other person is patting her on the head while saying, "Good Mimi! That's a gooood Mimi! You are such a goood Mimi. Stay….girl! Stay! Such a good, good Mimi!"
That she is! Mimi was on the show to promote that butterfly piss she's trying to sell.  

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